PRESENT AT THE CREATION

Tubularsock was sitting in his Corner Office In His Underground Bunker Overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA. (see BUNKER TOUR for background) and pondering the absurd world we find ourselves.

But hey, what in the fuck would you expect if in each last election you had to vote for the “lessor of the two evils”!

 

 

It is just logical that in time you’d have to reach the bottom of the barrel, RIGHT?

And the real scary thing is that Orange Fuck and his deranged offspring and his third plastic wife may not be at the bottom.

Think about it! Makes WW3 look better already, doesn’t it!

 

 

So is there a way out?

So kick back and think of your options.

Sure Tubularsock has some options to suggest.

And remember these are only for fun, not real change.

 

 

First: We grab Pussy-Whipped-Session’s and give him a marijuana suppository to loosen up his dysfunctional brain and bring him into the 21st century!

Second: We remove the Christian Cross turned sideways from Pence’s ass to relieve the pressure on his brain as he waits for the second coming.

And Third ……. oh hell you come up with one! After all isn’t that what democracy is all about?

 

 

 

 

 

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  1. Batt Guano says:

    Tube: The third one is to cross breed Steve Bannon with Ivanka Trump (sorry Jerrod) and get the child from Hell. A son who would hate immigrants, minorities, liberals, environmentalists, scientists, doctors who perform abortions, pot smokers, and the Constitution. And feel he was better and brighter than anyone else. Oh.. wait a minute..we’ve already got one of those.

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  2. swo8 says:

    There’s always Oprah?
    Leslie

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  3. sojourner says:

    Present at the Creation? I didn’t know you were that old, Tube!

    “So is there a way out? NOPE!”

    You got that straight!

    I heard Harpo Winfrey is going to run in 2020. Why not Madonna or some crapper rapper then?

    It don’t make no difference! (like the double negative?) The presidency is less real than the English royalty. The presidency is for show, to keep the die hard morons, the die hard dems and repubs, chasing after that capitalist carrot on a string, chasing after that “yes we can” and “making america great again” marsh gas.

    In the world, there’s one born every second, but in america, there’s one born every nano second!

    The English Empire (PART DEUX) is in its death throes, boys and girls. “The party’s over…” The piper has come to collect his due, and he’s wearing RED!

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  4. sojourner says:

    Here it is:

    https://www.rt.com/op-edge/415477-oprah-winfrey-president-celebrity-trump/

    What a sad joke this 200 year old, dying empire is!

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  5. Batt Guano says:

    Tube: Here’s another third–We may be losing the war in Afghanistan. Looks like we’re bogged down in the Middle East for some time to come. But the Trump administration is winning the war against….(drum roll)…7-11!! Take that 7-11, by God, for employing illegals. On the other hand, when was the last time a 7-11 clerk held up a customer? I think it’s usually the other way around. Go ahead Trump, deport them all. But the next time we need something in the middle of the night we’ll have to wait. The local 7-11 will be dark.

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  6. Batt Guano says:

    Tube: to borrow from Joseph Welch (the lawyer that brought Joseph McCarthy down). “is there no decency..at long last is there no decency ….”

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