THE CAREENING CARAVAN OF CHAOS!

You know, Tubularsock really doesn’t know exactly where to begin.
Should it be the Monroe Doctrine?

Nah, Monroe’s dead.

Should it be the United Fruit Company?

Nah, that banana has already been shoved up your ass.

Just how much history do you know when it comes to Latin America.

What country has placed into power and supported more dictators and despots in Latin America than any other country in the world?

YOUR COUNTRY BONKEE!

The United States of America.

So what in the fuck is all this raging about THE CARAVAN coming toward our precious boarders?

The Fox News Whorelets on the morning show provided a story about THE CARAVAN which as usual Dumb-Shit-Dump got all animated about and went off on it.

Of course, neither the Fox News Whorelets or Dumb-Shit-Dump know anything about the subject AT ALL ………… DUMB FUCKS ALL, to coin a phrase.

 

(Enter Tubularsock stage left)

Now lets get something straight, right off the top. This Caravan Thing is a YEARLY PROTEST and the goal is to raise awareness of the conditions many are fleeing in Central America. And many of these conditions have been created by the United States! (ask Killery)

This particular “Via Cruz” (annual marches), organized by Pueblo Sin Fronteras (The People Without Borders), is now in its eighth year and is made up of mostly Central Americans.

This protest started with about 1200 people and most will end their protest by the time they hit Mexico City. Only 150 to 200 people will continue to the U.S. boarder to APPLY FOR ASYLUM. Get it? They are not sneaking into the U.S. THEY ARE APPLYING FOR POLITICAL ASYLUM!  Which is condoned by both U.S. and International Law.

 

Now Dump is claiming that because of his exposure of this CAREENING CARAVAN OF CHAOS it has been broken up BUT THIS HAPPENS EVERY YEAR and only a handful of refugees EVER ask for political asylum from the U.S. at the boarder.

Dump has nothing to do with it! Except to show that like EVERYTHING ELSE he does he is CLUELESS! A real DUMB FUCK SUPREME!

But lets get a more complete view of this entire mess. As much as Tubularsock thinks that Dump is a complete ASSHOLE, Tubularsock does not exclude Killery and Step-en-fetch-it-Obummer as complete and utter ASSHOLES as well.

For Tubularsock this is a family of assholes!

And it is all based on Corporate Democrats and Corporate Republicans and the fact that it is well established that the Corporate “member” being rammed up Trump’s, Hillary’s and Obama’s asshole is plainly de rigueur!

And that is why we get the same foreign policy because it is based NOT ON PEOPLE but on profit and profit is what is defined as PROTECTING AMERICAN INTERESTS!

But Mr. and Mrs. Citizen, it is not necessarily in YOUR INTERESTS!

AND if your stupidity wasn’t so tragic if would be FUNNY!

 

 

So lets look at where the need for this protest was created.

In the spring of 2009, Killery used her position as Obummer’s first Secretary of State to help the right-wing Honduran military and business class overthrow the democratically elected government of Honduras.

Of course the reasons given for doing this were all humanitarian and the love of the Honduran people ……. WE DID IT FOR THEM!

Of course, most Americans didn’t even know where Honduras was let alone understand that the Honduran people’s democratic vote didn’t agree with America’s investment class so Killery and Obummer backed installation of an authoritarian, oligarchic right-wing government.

Oh, did Tubularsock mention that the new elected democratic government was planning to kick the U.S. out of its air base and use it as a national airport? Hmmm. The U.S. installed dictator allowed the U.S. to keep its air base. Pays to have friends, now doesn’t it!

Hey, it has been the AMERICAN WAY in all Central and South American history.

That is what the Monroe Doctrine was all about in the first place!
The U.S. “sphere of influence” …….

So the U.S. CREATED the refugee crisis in Honduras and in Iraq, and in Syria, and in Libya because we destabilized these areas for our own interests and then we turn our backs on the refugees THAT WE CREATED like it was their fault that we bomb the fuck out of them.

BUT REST “ABSURD” WE DID THIS ALL FOR HUMANITARIAN REASONS!

 

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Comments
  1. Lara/Trace says:

    We’re not all dumb but someone needs to sue Fox News.

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  2. swo8 says:

    I think it’s even worse than that. They’re ramping things up to cover up a financial crisis that is looming. Funny how trillions can disappear when we’re worried about a war.
    Leslie

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  3. It’s extremely hard to respond rationally to foreign policy devised by men with the mental age of 5 year olds. If only we had a naughty step to put them on.

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  4. Jay says:

    Seeing you in your cowboy getup almost makes it worth it.

    Liked by 3 people

  5. How history repeats itself! In the class I am co-teaching we were discussing the war the U.S provoked with Mexico in 1846 as a pretext to take half of Mexico’s territory – “Manifest Destiny” – just as the POTUS announced sending the National Guard to the border. Interestingly, the student who was randomly assigned to read and share the chapter from Zinn’s work (“We take nothing by conquest, thank God” from “A people’s history of the United States”) was a veteran of the U. S. invasion of Iraq. It was a powerful learning experience for all.

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  6. Norman Pilon says:

    I’m sorry, I just walked in. What’s all this about a CARAVAN? Is the U.S. about to be invaded “again?” You should move your country to Canada, and if you can’t do that because your army is too busy in parts unknown — like the Middle East and such — then you yourself should move up here. You could bunk in with me, Tubes. You’d also be closer to Washington and thus have a much better view from here, not for living with me, but for being closer to the object of your obsession in miles. (Now don’t go thinking that because I’m calling your obsession an obsession that I think you are unhealthy in any way. I know how sensitive your are about that. I don’t, meaning that I don’t think your bent stems from anything inherently aberrant in your hair style and such. In fact I share your particular bent if not your pointy head, and I’m not even American! Or am I? I mean if you think about it, isn’t the whole fucking world American, now? Isn’t that weird, I know more about what is going on in your so-called country than what is happening in mine? Weird, huh! Anyway, gotta go make some money for some oligarchs somewhere, probably from the U.S. And yes, you did nail it!)

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    • tubularsock says:

      Norman thanks for the escape hatch but Canada is not safe until you guys build a WALL! You are so slow to act!

      Tubularsock would have to bring all his stuff if Tubularsock moved in with you, Norman and just where do you suppose you’d put the rocket launcher and the stack of missiles?

      And then would your wife mind dusting them ever day? Ohhh, Tubularsock doesn’t even want to hear it!

      Tubularsock does have an obsession about those who believe that Tubularsock’s obsession is obsessive! It is NOT obsessive it is just all consuming and dominates Tubularsock’s every move. Not to mention that THEY are following Tubularsock!

      Thanks Norman for you communiqué. It gives Tubularsock hope.

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      • Norman Pilon says:

        “Tubularsock would have to bring all his stuff if Tubularsock moved in with you, Norman and just where do you suppose you’d put the rocket launcher and the stack of missiles?

        And then would your wife mind dusting them ever day? Ohhh, Tubularsock doesn’t even want to hear it!”

        Well that’s just tough, now ain’t it. Like it or not, you’re gonna hear it:

        I’ve got a garage, Tubes. I’ve also got a shop vac. This sucker generates massive amounts of air pressure at the exhaust outlet. So to dust, you just plug the vacuum hose to the exhaust outlet. Dusting would take about one minute.

        I think Chantal would have no problem sacrificing one minute just to help you out.

        of her time just to have you around in your cowboy getup.

        Give me a minute, I’ll ask . . .

        Okay, she says,”Seeing Tubes in his cowboy outfit every day would be more than a fair recompense for a minute of dusting. I think I’d even be able to fit in additional chores if more was required to lighten his burden.” She says she sends her regards, Tubes (. . . I had to push her out of the way to regain access to the keyboard and screen).

        You got no ‘scuses, Tubes! Get a U-haul and load up your shit.

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      • Norman Pilon says:

        Ah, yeah: you want to strike out the phrase, “of her time just to have you around in your cowboy getup.” I’ve no idea how that got in there. Probably ‘NSA’ interference.

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      • tubularsock says:

        Norman, Tubularsock is on his way almost! Sent the missiles ahead to save space. Should be reaching your house just about ahhhhhhh, now.

        Thank your wife and your R2D2 shop vac for being so nice and helpful.

        Tubularsock is planning to follow Route 66 and then turn left.

        See you soon, Tube.

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      • tubularsock says:

        Fuck the NSA ……. they are always up to something!

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  7. Batt Guano says:

    Tubee: Talk in here of the caravan coming for “political asylum”. How appropriate. The US is very political these days, and the White House is an asylum run by the inmates or patients. And Trump is the chief lunatic. I know he doesn’t read, but someone should send Trump a copy of “One flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest..” Where is Nurse Ratchett now that we really need her?

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  8. Batt Guano says:

    Tube: will do. Maybe Nurse Ratchett can give Trump one of her special shots with a needle to calm him down.

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