THE DEAD CAN DANCE MIDTERMS

Now here is a happy election note for one to play on their Horny-Trumpet!

It appears that Dennis Hof, the Trump-Ass-Hole-Like brothel owner, a true total PIG of a man, won his Nevada’s 36th Assembly District by a LANDSLIDE victory.

And it really shows the depth of intelligence of the Republicans in Nevada’s 36th Assembly District because HE’S DEAD!

Yep, Dennis died three weeks BEFORE the election after his celebrating his 72nd birthday by OVER partying.

But even though he was dead the Republicans in the district voted to have him represent them by 63% of the vote.

Maybe because they are DUMB or maybe because they had voted overwhelmingly for another loser a couple of years back, Donnie Trump.

But there is an argument to be made that the Republican’s in the 36th Assembly District voted for the dead Hof in order not to flip the seat to the Democrats. Which may be a possibility. And this could hold water for Tubularsock except Tubularsock has been in this part of Nevada and brilliance is not a strong suit!

But Tubularsock will give them this; that in the 36th Assembly District they would have been better off electing a rattle snake rather than a gross dead pig!

 

Now both Dennis and Donnie had a lot in common.

First they BOTH are 72. Hmmm. Maybe that’s a sign.

And second, Dennis wrote a book, “The Art of the Pimp” (Tubularsock is not kidding here) based on Donnie’s “The Art of the Deal”.

Damn they are like brothers! Both FAT, STUPID, and INTELLECTUALLY VOID!

But why should those qualities stand in the way of a Republican?

You see Republicans in this election went ahead and voted in two other Republican candidates that have current Indictments against them.

Rep. Duncan Hunter (R), 50th District of California with a 60-count indictment on felony charges of wire fraud and campaign finance violations.

Rep. Chris Collins (R), 27th District of New York with an indictment on federal insider trading charges.

But hey, crooks have to make a living too! Why not have them represent you in government with their friends.

Once people get an eye opening event with the Trump tax returns …….. will any of the Republicans even take note?

Ok maybe a C-note. It’s par for the Republican mind set.

Now don’t get Tubularsock wrong here. All this is not to say that the Republicans are the only ones that have dirty laundry.

The Clinton’s are right up there with the Republican criminal element for sure. They all belong to the same social circles and private clubs and even play golf together at times.

And no surprise, the people that AREN’T in those circles are YOU and your friends!

BUT IT’S YOU that pays the price …….. do you get that, yet?

 

So now we have the dead being elected and the voters with their addresses listed as the local cemetery must be voting for their own kind.

So all this “voter fraud” being bantered around is really only sour grapes because the dead representatives are just being elected by the cemetery crowd and thereby just being supportive of their base!

Ahhhh ………. all’s good with democracy!

 

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Comments
  1. swo8 says:

    Nothing like my trumpet man, Etienne Charles.
    Leslie

    Liked by 3 people

  2. Lara/Trace says:

    Laughingstock of the whole world, that is us, the USA.

    Liked by 4 people

  3. schwartzpc@aol.com says:

    Can’t help it.  This article is a barrel of laughs. Charles

    Liked by 3 people

    • tubularsock says:

      Thanks Charles, glad you like it.

      An aside, we have smoke here so thick it looks like fog. Super bad for the next day or so they say. Even the respirator masks are not as effective as they should be. Paris looks better all the time.

      Liked by 2 people

  4. Sha'Tara says:

    What I hate most about the Repugnicans is that they work so hard at making the De Mock Rats look good. Is that like a death wish, or am I missing something totally unimportant?

    Liked by 3 people

  5. Norman Pilon says:

    Sounds as if the tragicomedy that is American democracy is alive and well.

    Where else do the dead not only get to cast ballots that determine outcomes, but actually manage to get themselves elected?

    You Americans do have that on the rest of all us, don’t you? Your elections have at least the virtue of being transparent shams, and if a sham is transparent, then it’s really honest-to-goodness bullshit, and if it’s that, it ain’t mean’t to be taken seriously, as it surely can’t be.

    On the other hand, if someone is obviously telling a lie, or being openly fraudulent, he or she is actually also being transparently honest.

    Now in politics, at least everywhere that can’t be reckoned as America, and for that very reason and because of it, that’s a rare thing, the bit about being honest. Rarer still is the exquisite irony to supersede all earnestness: because everybody knows that democracy everywhere has ever been dead, the dead really ought to get to vote and run for office, too.

    Speaking for all Canadians, then, I can assert that we truly envy you for everything truly exceptional about America, but especially American politics.

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  6. Batt Guano says:

    Tube:
    –Well ain’t that a bitch….
    –Republicans pulling the ol’ “bait & switch…
    –Running a dead man for a legislative seat…
    –And then following up with another treat…
    –Two crooks elected to the House…
    –And out in Montana another louse…
    –Who instead of being on the lam…
    –Gave a reporter a body slam…
    –American politics has reached a new low…
    –But we all reap what we sow…
    –We run the risk as we go into a gutter rat mode…
    –That the whole thing will implode…
    –Goodbye E Pluribus Unim…
    –Welcome in Let the Rich screw ‘um…

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  7. Jay says:

    This should become the new dance craze!

    Liked by 4 people

    • tubularsock says:

      Now Jay, THAT is a super idea!

      Tubularsock is getting out his tuba and polishing it for the debut!

      Thanks for taking the time to comment.

      Liked by 3 people

      • Sha'Tara says:

        I’m polishing the Harmonica as we speak. Ooooh… so many cobwebs… but the reeds still vibrate! Let me see, “You load sixteen tons and what do ya get?
        Another day older and deeper in debt
        Saint Peter don’t you call me ’cause I can’t go
        I owe my soul to the company store”
        Yep, still works, and the tune has no reason to change either since 1947. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

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  8. selizabryangmailcom says:

    Remind me to never move to Nevada. Or visit. Not without zombie protection. Which would include ingesting super-fortified IQ Defense pills and smearing a topical Ethics and Morals preserver cream all over the skin.

    Liked by 4 people

    • Sha'Tara says:

      That’s a good one.

      Liked by 4 people

    • tubularsock says:

      selizabryangmailcom: Tubularsock has placed in his very special reminder notebook to let you know not to EVER/NEVER move to Nevada.

      Consider it safe to let go of that thought.

      Tubularsock finds it fascinating that Tubularsock just happens to have at this very time frame super-fortified IQ Defense pills as well as topical Ethics and Morals preserver cream ON SALE at a three quarter price reduction as a pre-Thanksgiving SALE item.

      Lucky you!

      Just send a brown paper lunch bag stuffed with unmarked Franklin’s to:

      TUBULARSOCK PILLS & CREAMS, LTD.
      666 Devilcare Avenue
      Almost Town, CA 999-0666

      SATISFACTION GUARANTEED OR YOUR EMPTY BROWN
      PAPER LUNCH BAG RETURNED PROMPTLY !

      Thank you for your order.

      Liked by 3 people

  9. selizabryangmailcom says:

    Omg, thank you ! ! ! Wait–What??!!! :O

    Liked by 3 people

  10. Politics makes strange bedfellows as they say, Tubularsock. The other day I feel asleep with my daughter–a communist sympathizer–while watching Sid and Nancy. It was a decent nap, but I’ve had better.
    That said, we both really, really dislike Trump–she the Bernie acolyte and me the moderate to conservative leaning Democrat. I really like my daughter. I think I’ll like you too, Tubularsock–you two have similar hair.

    Liked by 2 people

    • tubularsock says:

      allthingsthriller, Thank you for your comment.

      It is wonderful to know that your daughter has hair as perfectly quaffed as Tubularsock. As you may have noticed it is far easier to find her in a crowd.

      In fact, not to get very deep into the subject but Sid could have learned a little more about hair style if he would have followed Tubularsock’s lead. Just sayin’.

      Tubularsock has always found the commies and the socialists fun loving groups to hang with for sure, more freeing that those capitalist at any rate!

      So Tubularsock already likes your daughter on at least two counts, hair and politics.

      Tubularsock left the Democraps because they just lack guts and Republican’ts are just fucking boring!

      And then there is OrangeTweet ……… Beyond Pathetic! What a sad, sad example of afterbirth!

      Tubularsock liked Bernie until he folded and backed fucking Hillary. Bad move. And Tubularsock also folded on Warren when she fell in with the party.

      But still for Tubularsock a moderate to conservative leaning Democrat that leaves a comment on Tubularsock, such as yourself, can’t be all bad. And besides you do appear fun loving and hate Dump so you are already a friend!

      If you get the opportunity and have the time check out THE BUNKER TOUR found on the banner at the top of this page to find out more about Tubularsock. And yes it’s ALL true! Enjoy.

      Liked by 2 people

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