ALIAS MELANIA: COATTEXTURAL

Posted: September 13, 2019 in 9/11, Donald Trump, MELANIA TRUMP, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS
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ALIAS MELANIA: COATTEXTURAL

You see, Melania doesn’t have a Twitter Account because the White House Twitter Account is always filled up before she gets up in the morning with “tweets” that Donald has tweeted all night and morning.

So, poor, poor immigrant Slovenian alien Novo Mesto, who may have been a rapist or one of those “really bad hombres”, from Slovenian entered the U.S under an alias.

She entered the U.S. using the name, Melanija Knavs. Some may say that entering a country using an alias raises questions. Especially when it was discovered that she made her money by parading her body around.

Yes, there is a name for that ………..

In 2005 Melanija changed her name again to her second alias, Melania Trump.

But as Tubularsock often says, “A woman in her line of work changes her name often!”

And using a tactic often used by slimy, unfit, creepy Slovenian aliens she brought her no account parents to the U.S using “CHAIN MIGRATION” and they became American citizens living off the American culture!

Man-O-man, how Tubularsock can digress ……….

Back to alias Melania and coats.

Melania uses coats much like Donnie uses Twitter. As a means to communicate.

And this little known communication form for people like Tubularsock who are “in the know”, is called: COATTEXTUAL .

Which, if you are intelligent enough, needs no explanation.

Now you remember the coattextual message alias Melania displayed when she flew off from Andrews Air Force Base in Maryland in June, 2018, right?

She was off to visit detained immigrant children who had been separated from their families by her husband’s administration and put in cages.

The coattextual message was “I REALLY DON’T CARE DO U?
Her press secretary at the time, Stephanie Grisham, stated: ““It’s a jacket, there was no hidden message.”

And hell, Grisham, was correct! THERE WAS NO HIDDEN MESSAGE! For sure!

Which Tubularsock took to mean that alias Melania and Donnie must keep Barron in a cage locked up in the White House. Seems reasonable.

Oh sure it was a designer jacket ……. is there any other kind?

Well now, alias Melania again made another coattextual message but this time it was WAY-WAY more impressive in terms of being a clandestine coattextual message or as we in the trade say, a CCM!

And 15 months later, Stephanie Grisham, is now Donnie’s press secretary, and her statement for this CCM was a dismissive, “ridiculous”. Which is a clear sign that it is true!

Tubularsock loves this one.

On the back of alias Melania’s 9/11 coat, many people said they thought the stitching around the vent resembled a skyscraper and the button flap looked like a plane crashing into it.

Oh sure it was a designer jacket ……. is there any other kind?

Well, you tell Tubularsock what it looks like to you.

And as they say …….. if the coat fits, wear it! Or is that shoes?
Well as long as it’s Coattextual.

 

 

 

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Comments
  1. Cethru Cellophane says:

    It looks a bit phallic to me. Speaking of which is the Donald taking a leak?

    Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      Cethru, great minds travel in the same direction it seems.

      A “bit phallic”?

      Yes Tubularsock does get your point!

      Tubularsock was so focused on the “phallic” part that Tubularsock missed The Donald pissing into the breeze!

      A great observation.

      Thanks for you comment.

      Like

  2. Sha'Tara says:

    To me it says, “I got a stick up my ass, and that knot on the side is a bruiser, or in the vernacular, a real pain in the ass. No, no, no, I don’t mean the little stitch, I mean the little snitch, the asshole standing beside me taking a leak.”

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  3. tubularsock says:

    Well, excellent observation Sha’Tara!

    It appears that there is agreement that Donnie is taking a piss on 9/11.

    As for Melania’s demise it is the price for citizenship for her and her family.
    Oh sure, and a couple of bucks for staying quiet about Orange-Tub!

    Thanks for the comment.

    Like

  4. sojourner says:

    Yeah, I kind of agree with the first comment, it looks like a cross between a pecker and the Washington monument. A big dick, and the way it is positioned is rather suggestive as well.

    So what’s your point, Tube. I still remember that photo of you with Melania, back in 2016 or so. Is this some kind of lover’s spat?;-)

    Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      sojourner, what is Tubularsock’s point?

      Tubularsock NOW has to come up with a point, too!

      Ok, fun?

      Perhaps, boredom?

      Quirkiness?

      Well sojourner, just maybe an linguistic study into the communication skills that are created in the realm of the passive aggressive who may be trapped in the Lincoln Bedroom.

      AND an attempt to provide clarity for possible students such as yourself to attend the new Coattexural Study program at the University of Tubularsock.

      Fall Enrollment is now open.

      As for your fake news innuendo attempt about that 2016 incident …….. Tubularsock and Melania are close, ahh … “friends”.

      Thanks for your comment.

      Liked by 1 person

  5. Batt Guano says:

    Melania Trump…
    Is no frump…
    She has fashion and style…
    She knows what to wear…
    And takes care of her hair…
    All the while using cunning and guile…
    Cunning to send us…
    Subliminal hints..
    That not all is well in her home…
    She is, after all, hitched up
    To the man with the orange topped dome….
    How did this happen?…
    What twist of fate…
    Sent her into the orbit…
    Of the master of pettiness and hate…
    It just proves the old adage, if you please…
    That if you lie down with dogs…
    You’re likely to catch fleas…

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  6. swo8 says:

    She really could have chosen a better comment for her coattextural.
    Leslie

    Liked by 1 person

  7. In my view, Melania is her own one-woman protest against the Trump administration.

    Liked by 2 people

  8. selizabryangmailcom says:

    Yeah…where is Barron? You never see him.
    It seems like he’s on the spectrum or something. Maybe Melania’s protecting him from….whatever.
    I wouldn’t blame her for that. But she is one of those people white supremacists should be screaming at to “Go back where you came from!” which shouldn’t be screamed at at anyone, of course. But white supremacists are too dumb to ever realize either of those things. Or maybe they’re just the right amount of dumb. It’s the kind of dumb that this country was founded on, after all, sadly.

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