MELANIA TRUMP IN SYMPATHY
In truth, it must be rough.
You join in marriage
You have your anchor baby, Barron.
You stand erect like a statue on command.
Your plastic smile fixed secure.
Your parents receive American citizenship
through chain migration.
You stand erect like a statue on command.
Only your double holds his hand.
It must be rough for your psyche and your soul.
You stand erect like a statue on command.
OH, Melania.
Tubularsock 
Has she lost weight? Wow! BTW, do you really mean to write “stature” and not “statue”?
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Sha’Tara, Tubularsock thanks you for catching this error …….. Tubularsock’s stature could have been threatened and any future statues of Tubularsock couldn’t stand as tall. Thanks, and the Wild Turkey toasts tonight are to YOU!
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Tube:
I don’t believe Melania is Catholic, but she should be named a saint by the Catholic Church anyway. Saint Melania..by God.. for being able to put up with being married to Donald. When he climbs bed with her to do the nasty (if he ever does) she must close her eyes and imagine it’s Mitt Romney.
–Oh Melania..
–We feel your pain…
–For being married to..
–A man with a warped brain…
–Hang in there girl….
–And tough it out…
–Smile for the photographers..
–Don’t frown or pout…
–It will soon be over in 2020..
–And you can divorce this bastard…
–And settle for plenty…
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Well Done Batt! Tubularsock does feel your pain for her pain but we all know who the REAL pain happens to be!
Thanks for your contribution to the cause!
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Oh, the poor, long suffering Melania! And only millions to look forward to in her fast approaching old age. What is a poor girl to do but suffer in silence and curse the fates for not guiding her to Bill the VaxMan.
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Sha’Tara, Tubularsock knows just how you feel about poor Melania.
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You love her!
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Tubularsock recycles his plastic.
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Woooooo-hoooooo! Could we plasticize and recycle our entire elitist excremental pile? I’m more than willing to do some of the bagging. I have an aluminum baseball bat in case some of the bagged are still kicking and threatening to break out – can’t take a chance one of ’em might escape and cause another pandemic.
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Hope all is well in the Bunker Tubularsock – ‘tas been a while, but someone rolled the rock away from the cave entrance and let me out…. i am re-born.
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Are you going to need plastic surgery for those nail holes and such?
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Sha’Tara, Wick and Tubularsock have worked out all the details and with a little “nutty-putty” all the holes will be covered. But we need a Mary Magdalene ……. you interested?
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Am I! According to a past life memory I “was” Mary Magdalene. Just between us OK, let me admit that Jesus was exceptional in the sack and I should know, I had roaming genes and plenty to compare with… Oh, while I’m modernly bragging and won’t get stoned, I did most of the apostles except John, he was way too young, and that stuck up Judas, he had a Grecian temple priestess on the side. So, yeah, I’m interested! There’s good money in the scam and I’m OK with following Melania’s example.
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Sha ‘Tara, not to be glib but EVERYONE knows JC was good in the sack! Where do you think the term “HOLY JESUS!” comes from?
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In the day it was the thing to scream “Oh my God, I’m coming!”
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Sha’Tara, interesting. Tubularsock has ALWAYS shouted out “Thank You, Jesus!”
Well Tubularsock has to SAY,”To each their own”.
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I wear my stigmata with pride. Although, if the role demands it, I’m happy to powder up….
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Wick, Tubularsock has a plan you may be interested in. But we have to keep this to ourselves.
Look, Tubularsock paid some folks to say that they saw you in the sky and Tubularsock is going to trend this information.
Then we’ll meet and work out the further details ……… Tubularsock sees cathedrals in our future!
Oh, bring your donkey for props.
Here’s looking at you brother!
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I’ve never heard a plan of yours I didn’t like. Secrets are always safe with me.
Waiting on a holographic projector I picked up on the amazonian, and will start ‘throwing my image’, ventriloquist-style, onto the night sky. I’ll get some video up onto tik tok – that’ll reel the kids in.
Lemme know – I’ll knock three times at the bunker door after camouflaging my albino donkey in the bushes.
Right back at ya!
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Wick, Tubularsock will wait for the knocks on the Bunker Door.
Ahhh, yes …….. for who the knocks toll …… “no man is an island”
Hide your albino donkey well ………
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Unfortunately, you are probably bang on for the truth of the matter, Tube.
Leslie
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Well Leslie, Tubularsock hangs around the White House a lot ……. yes Tubularsock has pictures!
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that sounds interesting Tube…any worth painting?….
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why not?
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Ah, the lovely (?) fiberglass queen, Melanoma. squity-eyed after her latest gel coating, mama of Lord Barron Trump. She’s really important to old King Donald. Nightly say’s to the King, “Russia gud friend of Serbian peple,” right before she urinates on him. Don’t know who/what Wick Burner is, but horrors, he doesn’t say how it was the Easter bunny that died for our sins. for shame!
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RCS, The Dump pisses a lot of people off so “Melanoma” is just doing her “wifely duties” so don’t be too harsh on her. After all, she too is a fellow citizen.
It seems that Wick and Tubularsock are in negotiation unbeknownst to him over his future and the Easter bunny does play a role, yet small, but we are looking for a John The Baptist.
It will be only a part time gig now but the pay is pretty good. Interested?
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Good role that Tube but someone could lose his head in it. However with a little judicious re-writing of Scripture, Johnny could end up donkeying into the sunset with Salome… first of course to the Jordan for some skinny dipping (call it baptism for those easily offended) then, oh boy, up into the olive groves under a clear and cool Palestinian sky.
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Sha T’ara, Tubularsock will leave all these details to you but the olive groves scenes should have close ups to get to the “pit” of the action! Thanks. Checks in the mail.
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Hey wait a minute, since when is the script writer responsible for the camera crew? I thought you were the producer? You’ll need night vision cameras or we’ll have to shoot daytime with filters. That might lose authenticity. Also it’s seven veils, no more and no less unless of course more is less!
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Sha ‘Tara, seven veils are fine. And look we all have to cross over to do the job. There are costs that have to be handled in an egalitarian way.
You’ll just have to do the script and the camera work as well. Tubularsock has gotten a line on an inexpensive albino donkey that will lighten the night shots.
Now get to your tasks while I spin off and have my afternoon latte with soy.
Cheero.
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Sure, would love the gig, shoving folks underwater to “save their souls,” or shrink their tshirts, whichever comes first.
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Amen! RCS.
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I think I caught a second error, Tube. You meant plastic “boobs,” right?
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DrB. Tubularsock thanks you for your observation and Tubularsock does admit that feeling up the issue there is something here that stands out besides the nose job and the eye tuck.
Tubularsock will get back to you on that. But thank you for your sharp eye!
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Not to take away talk from your main squeeze, Tube, but the following kind of says it all, or at least most of it:
https://desultoryheroics.com/2020/04/15/question-everything/
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Most excellent, sojourner. Tubularsock thanks you.
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I think we need to know how many gel coats of fiberglass our Serbian worst lady has had. Maybe she got sprayed in the eyes, causing her to squint like the wife of some clown that BBed a porn star. Oh, that’s right. *smirk*
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RCS, it is interesting that you brought that up. Tubularsock checked into this plastic issue only to discover that the Chinese no longer accept Serbian plastic in any form.
Not even double D cups which are reserved for only celebrities and porn stars, a class issue of the Communist Party Tubularsock assumes.
Which may be why the current administration has such a negative policy toward China!
Thanks for the comment.
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It must take one hell of a lot of money!!
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It must take a hell of a lot of money!!
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Sure does $$$$$$
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