It is clear to Tubularsock that the ONLY FAIR thing to do is pay reparations to Tubularsock.

You see, Tubularsock was not born into the John D. Rockefeller family.

And THAT is just not fair.

Others that were born into the John D. Rockefeller family got all the money and life style privileges but Tubularsock was left out.

In order to rectify this unfair and unwarranted slight, reparations MUST be paid to Tubularsock!


If one looks at the history of the John D. Rockefeller family one can see a sustained, collaborative, and consistently biased action of keeping Tubularsock from being put on ANY corporate board of directors of ANY Fortune 500 company. NOT ONE!

Nor has Tubularsock been given ANY memberships into private clubs or the ability to fly about in private jets and helicopters. Let alone visit any private islands or EVEN ride an evaluator to a private penthouse!


Tubularsock had to labor long and hard as a wage slave and treated as an underclass
“worker-bee” because TRUE CLASS was denied due to the unfair and non-democratic system of birth!


As Tubularsock has always said …….. ‘Just because being born poor and kept down by the work slavery program doesn’t mean that you don’t deserve the gravy train!”

Please don’t sign the petition “REPARATION FOR TUBULARSOCK” but instead send unmarked Franklin’s in a plain rumpled brown lunch bag to:

A Tubularsock Charity Project
1300 Standard Oil Way
New World Order, CA 666

All donations are tax deductible.

  1. swo8 says:

    You should move to Canada Tube. Trudeau hands out money like there’s no tomorrow especially if you weren’t born here. He dropped over 10 million on some foreign born guy that killed and American soldier and was a prisoner at Guantanamo. 10 mil isn’t too shabby.

    Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      Well, that sounds good to Tubularsock, Leslie. 10 mil you say. Tubularsock is checking the bus schedule right now!

      Liked by 1 person

      • swo8 says:

        Of course you will give me a cut in the deal. Trudeau is most generous especially if you weren’t born here. Seems to me you qualify….

        Liked by 1 person

      • tubularsock says:

        Of course! It’s only money, Leslie. We’ll split 50/50 less the finder’s fee of 30%. You know the fee for Tubularsock finding you and there is the email fee of 70%. You know the standard fee for emailing about money.

        Soooo, looks like you owe Tubularsock 50 bucks. Thank you, nice doing business with you.


  2. Batt Guano says:

    A worthy cause. You not only should get reparations you should get a free lifetime pass to all Trump properties and golf courses. We’ve got to stop this pattern of oppression in America and you are a good one to start with.So…LET’S MARCH!!
    And a good marching song would be: THE BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLIC! That way we could bug the south too.

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  3. Sha'Tara says:

    I heard Jim Morrison quoted as saying, “They have the guns but we have the numbers.” OK, so most of even the brain deadest numbnut sheeple know by now that the System operates on raw injustice. And yet obviously the many support it as if their lives depended on keeping oppression, suppression and economic enslavement going. Can anyone… anyone at all… tell me why that is?

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  4. Batt Guano says:

    I’ve got an extra pair of boots for you. And they are sturdy–if we run across Trump we can put one up his keister…with a good swift kick.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Batt Guano says:

    Kicking Trump in the butt would be good for the soul.

    Liked by 1 person

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