Posts Tagged ‘relationships’

TUBULARSOCK, PART-TIME-JOB LACKEY

 

Wow. Christmas is coming and for Tubularsock it is always the opportunity to leave Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in the underground bunker overlooking Washington, DC from Oakland, CA. (see Bunker Tours) and join the underpaid masses of the part-time-job industry.

And it is not all that easy for Tubularsock to find a part-time-job in Tubularsock’s area of expertise, political enforcer and bus driver.

In order to do this Tubularsock had to split his time between the two major political parties.

Oh sure, Tubularsock can supply pictures for you non-readers!

Sometimes in politics being run over by a bus or a CIA-heart attack is just business as usual. Other times a professional “fixer” is called in to handle some types of nasty pests before they spoil the broth. If you get Tubularsock’s drift.

 

And then driving bus isn’t such a bad job except in this case Tubularsock had to drive the entire trip in reverse in order to fit with the nature of the candidate’s mindset.

So much for low paid part time seasonal work for another year. Tubularsock has heard that some openings may be available with ISIS soon. Cash on the barrelhead and all the grenades you can eat.

See, there is always something!

 

 

 

IMPEACH-A-PLORABLE

 

Well Tubularsock hasn’t all day so lets wrap up the Impeachment proceeding and be done with it!

Ok, all those in the room that believe that President-Tweet attempted to extort the President of the Ukraine for Tweet’s own personal political advantage in the coming up 2020 election, say aye.

aye!

The evidence shows that President-Tweet in HIS OWN WORDS shows this to be true.

The FACT, that after the phone conversation the covey of criminals around President-Tweet rushed the tape of the conversation to a “top secret” safety server because of fear that his illegal extortion plot could be exposed.

And then there is Rudy’s argument in his Op-Ed in the Wall Street Journal basically saying that, President-Tweet spent most all the conversation on Ukrainian corruption but ONLY “six lines” on extortion about Biden!

And one of the best Tweet responses to Rudy’s logic in Tubularsock’s opinion was expressed by Krister Johnson when he stated, “Out of a whole lifetime, John Wilkes Booth spent only six seconds assassinating Abraham Lincoln”!

Case Closed!

 

 

Now hold on ………….

There is another side! Proceed.

From the GOP’s point of view there is a strong case that President Tweet was abducted by alien beings from the subterranean deep state that permeates ever living and dead cell in existence and was forced against his will to strong arm the Ukraine President into compliance and turn away from corruption.

JUST READ THE TRANSCRIPT!

Doing a favor IS NOT quid pro quo !

It is a simple gesture of diplomatic respect which is done all the time.

“We all do it” ……. Al Capone, Lucky Luciano, Stefano Bontade, Fat Tony Gizzo and the entire crew of Trump appointed administration lackeys.

It’s just, you know, POLICY.

And then there are the unified “TALKING POINTS” of Fox News and the Trump family that the entire Impeachment Process in BORING.

And hell, Tubularsock agrees! Let’s bring back the exciting stuff that Don Jr. can masturbate to, you know, like Stormy “spanking” DADDY on his ass with a magazine with his face on the cover.
Oh, the good old days ……. yes, Tubularsock misses them too.

 

Case Closed!

 

In truth, Harvard Law Professor Laurence Tribe sums it all up for even the dumbest deplorable to understand and that is that Trump’s

“. . . whole purpose in holding that office is to enrich himself and enhance the power of his family and the wealth of his family . . .”

Now with that, IMPEACH THE SON OF A BITCH and get back to football!

 

 

WITHIN: a poem
©2019 DMS3

THE ASSASSIN’S BULLET
RIGHT UNDER THE CHIN

BLOCKING THE LAST SWALLOW
FROM BEGINNING TO END

NOTHING IS LOST BUT NOTHING IS GAINED
ONCE THE BRAIN CLOSED DOWN, SIMPLY INSANE

NOTHING CHANGES THAT’S FOR SURE
SAME OLD SHIT ANOTHER BLUR

CAN WE SAY THAT WE REACHED A SOLUTION
OR IS IT JUST THE START OF A NEW REVOLUTION

DON’T COUNT ON THAT TO REALLY ALL HAPPEN
WHO CAN AGREE WITH ALL THOSE MOUTH’S FLAPPIN’

CROSSING THE STREET THE TRAFFIC ALL SNARLED
PASSIONS ARE RISING LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW

WHO REALLY CARES WHEN LOOKED AT SO CLOSELY
MOST OF THE DEAD ARE OTHER’S FOLKS MOSTLY

VIOLENCE HAS NEVER REALLY WON OVER THE DAY
OR THAT’S WHAT PEOPLE SO OFTEN DO SAY

BUT LOOKS TO ME LIKE IT MATTERS A LOT
IF ITS YOUR OWN FAMILY THAT HAS GOTTEN ALL SHOT

VIOLENCE SETTLES NOTHING THAT IS FOR SURE
IT JUST SETS IT UP SO THAT MORE WILL OCCUR.

NOW DON’T EXPECT ME TO CALM ALL YOUR NERVES
AND GIVE YOU SOME HOPE WON’T HAPPEN FOR SURE

MANKIND HAS ITS ISSUES THERE’S NO NEW NEWS THERE
WE BLOW EVERYTHING UP AND LOOK WITH DESPAIR

NOT KNOWING FOR SOME REASON THAT LOOKING OUT THERE
WON’T FIND THE CULPRIT THAT’S HIDDEN SOMEWHERE

NO NEED TO WORRY AND THERE’S NO NEED TO FRET
THE CULPRIT YOU’RE SEARCHING FOR RESIDES ‘BOVE YOUR NECK

AND MOST OF THE BRAIN-DEAD THAT YOU OFTEN ENCOUNTER
ARE MUCH LIKE YOURSELF AND CONTINUE TO SAUNTER

BUT CLEANING YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS THAT IS THE TASK
AND IS THE ONLY SOLUTION IF YOU WOULD LIKE IT TO LAST

FOR YOU ARE THE PROJECTOR AND LIFE IS YOUR SCREEN
AND THE CLEARER THE VIEWER THE BRIGHTER THE SHEEN

NOW PICKUP YOUR LUGGAGE AND TOSS IT AWAY
AND HEAD DOWN THIS PATH AND FIND THE NEW WAY.

TRUMP: WHERE’S THE LOVE?

 

Now we all know that Donald Trump is a pathological liar and an egotistical bore.

But the journalists still rush to every “news” conference and every Presidential helicopter takeoff and landing where they attempt to ask inane questions as the OrangeTweet blabs on and on with a combination of drivel and shit.

And yet the press persists. Why?

Well Tubularsock set out to photograph THE TRUTH as only Tubularsock can do and the result is a comprehensive photo montage of Donald Trump’s engagement with the world.

Editor’s Note: Please note that each of these photographs were taken by Tubularsock with a Nikon Doubled Reversed Lens which can show past and present in the same click.

Many feel that Tubularsock Photoshop’s the pictures. NOT SO!

These are all actual photos taken by Tubularsock just before the original photographer took the picture.

Thereby picking up the TRUTH of the shot rather than just a picture.

No really:

 

Now let Tubularsock show you just how The OrangeTweet is received on the World Stage. This is why the United States has become a laughing stock of the World.

IN EUROPE!

IN ASIA!

 

And then there is the Domestic Stage and The OrangeTweet doesn’t fair any better among Americans.

 

IN CONGRESS!

 

 

IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

 

DEEPER IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

 

 

AND THE LAKE TAHOE!

 

AND THANKS TO JIMMY KIMMEL WE HAVE ORANGETWEET’S

MUSHROOM SIZED MEMBER.

 

So the question was, “Trump:Where’s The Love” and it just once again goes to show that the shallowness of the individual equates to the depth of the love. It’s sad really and Trump is heading for self destruction and it may bring us all down ……….. bummer!

 

 

 

 

 

MONETIZED RELATIONSHIP?

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Tubularsock was sitting in his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see: The Bunker Tour) pondering another Saturday night. The fact that they come once a week just show how often one has to think about Saturday night.

Now that old adage, “Home Alone On A Saturday Night” comes to mind. Well, why for so many is that a bad thing? But it appears to be for many and that leads them to seek out company of some type. You know ….. A DATE!

And if you can find A DATE what are your options for a “good time”?

Well for some it still is bowling …… yes, Tubularsock is repulsed by that idea too!

Dinner ………. ahh, really? Tubularsock can’t think of eating across from somebody that he doesn’t know. Tubularsock can do THAT at any diner and not have to pick up the tab!

A Movie? OH GOD NO! Not another fucking movie. Most movies are well ahhhh ….. shit! Good vs. Evil, Love Conquers All, Lost Love, Death, well you know …… shit!

Dancing ……… well with the music at 2300 decibels you don’t have to talk!

Tubularsock knows that you have done all of the above and more.

So WHY NOT get modern and be on the cutting edge for a change?

And that is where Tubularsock’s NEW TERRORIST DATING DATE comes in.

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LET TUBULARSOCK KNOW HOW IT GOES.

 

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TUBE BEE HONEY

 

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