Posts Tagged ‘relationships’

TRUMP: WHERE’S THE LOVE?

 

Now we all know that Donald Trump is a pathological liar and an egotistical bore.

But the journalists still rush to every “news” conference and every Presidential helicopter takeoff and landing where they attempt to ask inane questions as the OrangeTweet blabs on and on with a combination of drivel and shit.

And yet the press persists. Why?

Well Tubularsock set out to photograph THE TRUTH as only Tubularsock can do and the result is a comprehensive photo montage of Donald Trump’s engagement with the world.

Editor’s Note: Please note that each of these photographs were taken by Tubularsock with a Nikon Doubled Reversed Lens which can show past and present in the same click.

Many feel that Tubularsock Photoshop’s the pictures. NOT SO!

These are all actual photos taken by Tubularsock just before the original photographer took the picture.

Thereby picking up the TRUTH of the shot rather than just a picture.

No really:

 

Now let Tubularsock show you just how The OrangeTweet is received on the World Stage. This is why the United States has become a laughing stock of the World.

IN EUROPE!

IN ASIA!

 

And then there is the Domestic Stage and The OrangeTweet doesn’t fair any better among Americans.

 

IN CONGRESS!

 

 

IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

 

DEEPER IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

 

 

AND THE LAKE TAHOE!

 

AND THANKS TO JIMMY KIMMEL WE HAVE ORANGETWEET’S

MUSHROOM SIZED MEMBER.

 

So the question was, “Trump:Where’s The Love” and it just once again goes to show that the shallowness of the individual equates to the depth of the love. It’s sad really and Trump is heading for self destruction and it may bring us all down ……….. bummer!

 

 

 

 

 

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MONETIZED RELATIONSHIP?

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Tubularsock was sitting in his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see: The Bunker Tour) pondering another Saturday night. The fact that they come once a week just show how often one has to think about Saturday night.

Now that old adage, “Home Alone On A Saturday Night” comes to mind. Well, why for so many is that a bad thing? But it appears to be for many and that leads them to seek out company of some type. You know ….. A DATE!

And if you can find A DATE what are your options for a “good time”?

Well for some it still is bowling …… yes, Tubularsock is repulsed by that idea too!

Dinner ………. ahh, really? Tubularsock can’t think of eating across from somebody that he doesn’t know. Tubularsock can do THAT at any diner and not have to pick up the tab!

A Movie? OH GOD NO! Not another fucking movie. Most movies are well ahhhh ….. shit! Good vs. Evil, Love Conquers All, Lost Love, Death, well you know …… shit!

Dancing ……… well with the music at 2300 decibels you don’t have to talk!

Tubularsock knows that you have done all of the above and more.

So WHY NOT get modern and be on the cutting edge for a change?

And that is where Tubularsock’s NEW TERRORIST DATING DATE comes in.

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LET TUBULARSOCK KNOW HOW IT GOES.

 

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