TRUMP: THE LARGEST AUDIENCE IN HISTORY
Well, one has to admit that when it comes to attention deficit disorder Trump takes first prize.
Look at me! Look at me! Will NEVER be highlighted as much as Orange-Dump.
And so be it as he leaves office ……………… look at me! Look at me!
And yep, his leaving will be observed by the LARGEST AUDIENCE EVER!
Only this audience will be there to safeguard the incoming President ………… but who counts?
An apt end to a pathetic child-man with small hands.
Tubularsock 
Well Tube, I am definitely counting the hours until that behated presidunce leaves OUR HOUSE for the last time! Not all that thrilled with Buydone (to quote a really intelligent, savvy wordsmith) but just about anyone is better than he-who-formerly-tweeted!
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wolfess you are correct about “he-who-formerly-tweeted”. Tubularsock just feels that we can’t send him far enough away. Maybe the Moon or Mars but we have polluted Space enough already! Oh well.
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Well Tube, you know that ‘space force’ that he thought up one night while he was on his trumptard gold throne … I think he should be the first one shot into space, but on a missile that couldn’t even make it all the way to the moon so that he’d float around in [his head] space for a few months before plummeting back to earth!
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Ahh yes, The Space Force. Hope we can fit Mike and Mother onto the same flight!
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It only makes sense that Mike and Mother would go with him because once they attain outer space they will undoubtedly need to ‘contact’ that ‘guy in the sky’ when their missile begins its descent.
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