Now with all the things Tubularsock has said about Donald Trump, which have all been easily true because he has been such an open target, the real bottom line is that he only destructively achieved many of his aims because those around him were such weak and pathetic individuals.

And those pathetic hanger-oners are sad characters indeed and so low down in character that even the low hanging fruit fell on them.

The list just is so long that Tubularsock hasn’t time to list them. The list is immense.

But one person (and Tubularsock uses “person” here hesitantly) is Mike Pence.

Talk about scary …….. THAT is Mike Pence.

Tubularsock is wayyyyyy happier seeing the hopeful end to that evil-little-albino-scum-bag and his sidekick MOTHER than Trump’s removal.

Mike and MOTHER give Christianity a BAD name which fits rather well with the greater general Christian movement who glorify HYPOCRISY as their major foundation stone of their faith.

Even Jesus says and Tubularsock quotes, “Those Christian fucks just ain’t fucking woke!” Amen. (Daniel 12:1)

Now Tubularsock knows that there are many Christians who respect Mike and Mother but there are many Christians that have gonorrhea which just goes to show you that one gets out what one puts in. (Tubularsock realizes it will take some time to grapple with this realization. Your comments are welcome.)

And not to be shy about gonorrhea there was also Sarah Huckabee Sanders the overly-plump-lying-little-bitch that was The Orange Wonder’s press secretary for longer than anyone. Shows how the job fit here so well. But lying everyday puts on weight which shows over the time period as Sanders as well as Trump gained weight.

Sarah is a Baptist which for Tubularsock is the last step before hell. Down you go brothers and sisters.

And of course there’s Rudy. Speaking of the bottom of the fucking barrel of ANYTHING alive and decent. We have watched a man self destruct in front of our very eyes. Imagine Hollywood coming up with anything as pathetically scary than Rudy.

If he wasn’t so funny it would be sad to see a somewhat living creature go through so much degradation in a Presidential cycle than pathetic Rudy.


Now sure there is Ivanka. And the brains behind her, Jared. A guy who has the ability to attempt to tie his loafers’ shoe strings which don’t have shoe strings.

But if anyone could do this, it is Jared.

As Ron Reagan Jr. so aptly summed up the two of them, “Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are grifters in the White House”.

Tubularsock has no argument there!

But one could not say a solid goodbye to the Orange Bloated Dufus without taking a final look at the Plastic Filled Women who sometimes held hands with the small handed President and stood with her erect body (the only erect thing in the family) to the right of his chair while he signed his twitter feeds.

Melania, Tubularsock really can’t say that you’ll be missed.

You had your anchor baby and with chain migration got your parents citizenship.
You have made a wonderful extended family sacrifice.

Many immigrants haven’t been as lucky.

Just curious, Stormy beat “daddy-trump” with a folded magazine did you use rolled up citizenship forms and a birth certificate? Just wondering.

And how could Tubularsock almost forget Donnie’s Double-Dufus sons. You know, the two you failed to abort at birth. They openly disprove any thought of a gene-pool worth preserving.

These two dumb-shits take after their old man but retained their natural color.

Saturday-Night Live have depicted Donald Jr. and Eric so perfectly that Tubularsock defers to their perfect caricature of the two. Enjoy.

Oh sure, there are so many more but alas the time is near.

All this really to say that Tubularsock will miss you Donnie.

Old Joe Buydone is so pathetic as an adversary. By the time Tubularsock finishes a full sentence, sleep overcomes Tubularsock’s efforts.

The same, Tubularsock feels, will be the result on the America people ….. sleep, sleep, sleep ……. perchance to dream?

NO. Look at the upcoming cabinet folks …….. the same corporate ass holes that lead us as a nation from Fucking Obummer and Sleepy Joe Buydone to Fucking Dump.


Tubularsock just can’t wait ‘till 2024. Hopefully we’ll all be saved by World War Three!








  1. Opher says:

    Reblogged this on Opher's World and commented:
    Love this Tub!!! Goodbye Orange Peril!!!

    Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      Opher, thanks again for the rebloging of Tubularsock. Truly appreciate your support.

      Stay safe and drink some bleach to keep that covid away.

      Tubularsock is up to three bottles a day ……. cheers


  2. Opher says:

    I shall not miss this evil fuck!!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. He didn’t pardon Assange and Snowden. It would have cost him nothing. Clearly people have been right all along about the size of his member.

    Liked by 1 person

    • wolfess says:

      Yepper, his ‘member’ is 1 millimeter larger than his IQ! 😏😉

      Liked by 1 person

      • tubularsock says:

        Whoaaa ………

        wolfess, Tubularsock will be taking your word for your observation.

        To date Tubularsock would have to say that while there has been much anecdotal evidence for the Dump’s member size there has been little HARD fact.

        Hand size may not be the best measuring gauge but Tubularsock will keep an open mind about the size and Dump’s digital dexterity.

        Thanks for you keep observation.

        Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      DrB. Dumps pardons didn’t come cheap so it would have cost him something. For the correct amount Tubularsock is sure those pardons could have been negotiated.

      But it doesn’t change his member issue, for sure!


  4. wolfess says:

    Your treatise is quite eloquent Tube, but I have my own ‘parting word’ for the Biggest, Fattest Orangest Loser: Eat glass and DIE … the sooner the better! There now, I feel much better! 🤔😜

    Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      wolfess, your compassion speaks clearly.

      Seems to Tubularsock that it would almost take a huge plate glass window broken up to take him down.

      The logistics of the operation would require a number of highly placed Big Macs with a lot of ketchup.

      Good luck ……….. but be clear Tubularsock is not a co-conspirator. Tubularsock has his own plan!

      Liked by 1 person

      • wolfess says:

        Ahhh Tube, methinks you are a man after my own heart! As you say, we are not co-conspirators but … I will cast spells that our plans ‘do the deed’!

        Liked by 1 person

      • tubularsock says:

        A spell in time saves 9. Especially when three sets of 3 cross the Prime Meridian on a Tuesday. Meet Tubularsock at the Caldron.

        Tubularsock will be dressed in black with Johnny Cash!


  5. Sean says:

    Sleepy seems preferable to crazy!

    Liked by 1 person

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