What in the fuck has happened to “comedy”?

During Henny Youngman’s day in the late 1930’s on radio, in clubs and speakeasies he was the master of “one liners” and his wife jokes were a mainstay of his work. “Take my wife …….. PLEASE!” and “My wife said to me, ‘For our anniversary I want to go somewhere I’ve never been before.’ I said, ‘Try the kitchen!’”

He had an inoffensive, friendly style of comedy but today he’d find himself in hot water with the feminists for sure. But a good joke is ALWAYS worth the price.

If you give a shit about the Oscars (which if you do Tubularsock already has a judgment against you and your intelligence —- not that it matters, just sayin’) then you already know about this comedy of errors between Will Smith hitting Chris Rock on stage.

Chris Rock was doing his comic rant and drops a joke about Will Smith’s wife shaving her head. It was a weak “G.I. Jane joke” except it hit a touchy subject with Will Smith.

Will gets up from his front row seat and comes up on stage a slaps Chris across the face and says as he was returning to his seat, “Keep my wife’s name out of your fucking mouth”!

Jada Pinkett Smith has alopecia, a condition that causes hair loss and balding. She has been open about her experience with hair loss and got her head shaved last July.

Ok. Comedy is a rough sport and has always had its mean spirited tendency and chancy “you can’t say that” eggier aspects. It has always been what made comedy comedy. Oh Well, times change ……….. now we have PC culture and those who adhere to it are complete assholes who thinks and report to the rest of us that their diarrhea doesn’t stink.

Of course they are incorrect “. . . AND SO’S YOUR MOTHER”!

You may recall George Carlin’s joke about the “Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television”

The words, in the order Carlin listed them, are: “shit”, “piss”, “fuck”, “cunt”, “cocksucker”, “motherfucker”, and “tits”.

This is just one of so many well constructed routines showing Carlin’s genius as a comedian.

Man! Would he have gone nuts over the material which is just sitting up there in the air in our present illusionary reality.

Not all comedic direction pleases everyone and that is what makes it a dangerous sport.

And the more one weaves dangerous “word speak” into their work the more intriguing and more interesting it becomes in Tubularsock’s view. Chancy yes, creative yes, and funny if the punch line doesn’t end up as a punch in your face. But on second thought there were more pies in the face than there are now. Seems now our society leans toward the 45 to the head. The innocence age is wayyyyyy over!

Take for example racial slurs like honky, nigger, hebe, raghead, gook all dangerous to use in a comic routine but one would be walking on eggshells in our current society. Not there wouldn’t be some pretty funny stuff created but risky.

But Tubularsock knows for sure that one could find a following no matter how gross you’d become. And Tubularsock would be in the front row!

And what would one do with all the “faggot” jokes or “lezzo” jokes? Well from Tubularsock experience you’d find it difficult to find a seat in the sea of faggots and lezzos that would show up for the show in the SF Bay Area.

It appears to Tubularsock that humor and comedy is in the mind of the beholder and not all humor and comedy fits all points of view and lifestyles.

And the stronger one is in their gender, race, and religious/spiritual lifestyle the heavier the joke can be flung at them without hostile repercussions.

They’d either not pay any attention to you or they’d join in on the joke due to their own solidity within themselves.

A case in point for Tubularsock was when Dick Gregory, ‘60s comedian and civil rights crusader, entitled his book NIGGER.

And he told his mother that he named his book NIGGER so whenever she heard that term she could think whoever said it was advertising his book.

Which only goes to show that if you are STRONG AND TRUE TO YOURSELF …….. the jokes on them!

The thing that bothers Tubularsock about WAR is having so many. In our 246 years of being a nation we have been in 225 wars! And that’s not counting the long history of rigging polls, supporting military coups, channeling funds and spreading political propaganda in other countries.

The United States has been involved in a number of foreign interventions throughout its history that are not called wars yet many people get killed.

And what is way worse in Tubularsock’s opinion is the political leaders in the United States of America lecturing the World about how WRONG other nations are for having wars and then Moralizing about the subject. The old “pot calling the kettle black” syndrome.

And now here we are once again. If you haven’t looked into this current conflict you would not be aware that the U.S. has been up to it’s “chinny-chin-chin” in setting up this current conflict between Russia and Ukraine. WE HELPED CAUSE IT!

Yet to listen to our propaganda news outlets WE ARE ALL SHOCKED WITH DESPAIR that RUSSIA AND ABOVE ALL PUTIN are so evil.

For Tubularsock it is rather funny to listen to the shit coming out of their mouths except Tubularsock had to get out Tubularsock’s hip-boots to protect Tubularsock’s shoes.

But then this headline hit the news and enough is enough ……

And just like shit hitting the fan …….. Tubularsock just had to directly respond:

And the beat goes on ………………

WHO CAN YOU BELIEVE?

Now this is for real. Tubularsock was sitting around Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in Tubularsock’s underground bunker (see Bunker Tour) overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA minding Tubularsock’s own business when one of those pesky carrier pigeon popped out of the elevator with one of those “TOP SECRET” war messages.

Damn! It had been a wonderful day until THIS!

Those Russians and Chinese are passing out “Disinformation” again! Wouldn’t you know!

There is always this kind of ironic feeling that comes over Tubularsock when this type of information is so PROMOTED. It just sends out an automatic warning to tread lightly.

The U.S. and World Report YELLED out:

EU Says Russia Reports of Biolabs in Ukraine Likely Disinformation

You see it has been reported that there are fears within our hallowed halls of Government that the Ruskies may take control of “OUR” Biolabs in the Ukraine and OH MY do something BIOLOGICAL!


Immediately our dear America responded by using a know nothing State Department flunkey, Ned Price, to issue a denial maintaining that the Kremlin is, “intentionally spreading outright lies that the United States and Ukraine are conducting chemical and biological weapons activities in Ukraine.” Price called the Russian reports “disinformation,” and “total nonsense,” that had been “debunked conclusively and repeatedly over many years.”

And just as shit flows down hill, White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, stated that the US, “does not own or operate any chemical or biological laboratories in Ukraine”.

And then Pentagon spokesman John Kirby stated by dodging the question asked and replied by saying the Russian accusations were “absurd” and “laughable,” and added, “There’s nothing to it. It’s classic Russian propaganda. And, I wouldn’t, if I were you, I wouldn’t give it a drop of ink worth paying attention to.”

Wow! You have to admit that good lying is an art form BUT only if the people you are talking to are STUPID to what caused all this controversy in the first place.


During testimony before a hearing of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee on Tuesday, Senator Marco Rubio asked Under Secretary of State for Political Affairs Victoria Nuland: “Does Ukraine have chemical or biological weapons?.”

Nuland responded that there are “biological research facilities” in the country.

Oh!
That sure settled that.

Nulled also indicated a fear of the Russians getting hold of those “biological research facilities” and the U.S. and Ukrainian researchers were in communication on how to handle the situation.
Do you think that these “biological research facilities” have the cure for cancer or the common cold or perhaps EVEN the cure for the dreaded COVID?

Or is it just possible that chemical or biological weapons are the main task of these “biological research facilities”? Tubularsock puts his money on the latter being the correct answer.

But The State Department states that, “The US Department of Defense does not own or operate biological weapons labs in Ukraine”.

But slow down and look closely at the government denial responses.
1. “does not own or operate”
2. “there are biological research facilities”
3 “The US Department of Defense does not”

Those responses may in fact be TRUE! But no one ask if the U.S. or any “private” contracts were issued to work on chemical or biological weapons in these Ukrainian Labs. DENIAL AND OBFUSCATION ARE PLAYED AS A WORD GAME in these types of interchanges.

And just as the Wuhan Lab in China has had a VERY HIGH probability of creating the Covid pandemic, PAID FOR by the U.S. Government so are Ukrainian Labs experimenting and handling “especially dangerous pathogens” paid for the U.S. Government.


But the REAL QUESTION that needs to be ask is just why on earth are WE even messing with “Gain of Function” research in the first place?

Why would anyone in their right mind CREATE pathogens THAT DO NOT EXIST until we create them so as to CREATE a vaccine to PROTECT us from something we have created?

And the term “anyone in their RIGHT mind” is a dead give away!
And knowing this why do we continue doing it?
Man’s inhumanity to man could be changed ……….

SO WHY DON’T WE DO THAT?

Now let’s just save time and get right down to the NUTS and bolts of this Ukrainian issue and clear it up so you don’t have to spend your time researching and pondering.

A great friend of Tubularsock sent this You Tube video to Tubularsock’s Underground Bunker (see Bunker Tour) by carrier pigeon, a clear CIA dodge thank goodness!

Tubularsock will be interested if you find this helpful to you ………………………….

If for any reason this video is taken off Tubularsock’s post due to copyright issues Tubularsock is going to split the address link into two parts. Then put the two parts back together and that should get you where you need to go. If there’s a will, there’s a way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch ?v=TzgPJeYZaOU&t=180s

THE ABC’S OF UKRAINE

Posted: March 3, 2022 in Ukraine
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In April 1997 Mikhail Gorbachev (recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize) explained to the U.S. Congress that Russia will never allow the West & NATO to expand toward Ukraine because of MILITARY security concerns.

In 2010 Stephen F. Cohan Russian Expert, NYU history professor, speaks to the Carnegie Council and explains that Russia was promised by the U.S. that NATO would NOT ADVANCE on Russian’s borders.

George W. Bush Sr. administration promised Russia that in return for a united Germany in NATO that NATO WOULD NOT EXPAND EASTWARD!

2015 John J. Mearsheimer, prominent American scholar of international relations best known for his theory of offensive realism, spoke about how the U.S. is purposely “baiting the Ukraine” to take a hard line with Russia and promising Ukraine admission into NATO if they challenge Russia.

However Mearsheimer claims that if Ukraine does that the Ukraine would “get wreaked”!

And Mearsheimer suggest that the ONLY WAY out of destruction of Ukraine is that an agreement with all parties that Ukraine would become a neutral country in the area and thereby getting the Ukraine out of the middle of the East/West power game.

Russia has been clear for three decades, “NO NATO ON OUR BOARDERS” and now in 2022 we are surprised about Russia getting fed up with not being listened to?

PEOPLE ARE SURPRISED?

Give Tubularsock a fucking break!

Oh well, Tubularsock’s Go-Fund-Me account for helping the Russians in getting a new tank was rejected again. 

You know one just can’t get past the censors in a democracy anymore.

As you may have heard, Russia has moved into the breakaway areas of Ukraine, Donetsk and Luhansk and have spilled over a bit to hit the Ukraine’s capitol city Kyiv as well.

Well ok, “spilled” may be better explained as “multiple fronts”. And why not, they have their troops on the boarder standing around so why not put them to use?

This could have been all avoided but the U.S. is losing the Covid- Authoritarian-War so maybe we could jack up Putin. 

But as Tubularsock said, this could have all been avoided but hell Americans aren’t going over there to die ……… yet. And if they do, no loss. It will clean up the gene pool of the stupid!

JD Bindenagel, a former deputy US ambassador to Germany, stated that he believes “. . . NATO's mistake was not so much the actual enlargement direction, but with not taking seriously the Russian view that it had been betrayed”. 

You see, Russia was assured by NATO and the U.S. that NATO would not advance toward Russian boarders. BUT OVER THE YEARS THEY HAVE!

Ahhh, silly Russians taking the U.S. and NATO’s word for it.

And by golly ………. Russia was deceived!

So having the Ukraine join NATO would put the NATO and U.S. military right on the Russian boarder. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING! 

NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!

Remember the Cuban Missile Crisis? Russia wanted to put missiles right on the U.S. boarder and look how that played out.

So why would anyone ever even think that NATO on the boarder would go?

But it could’ve been solved without firing a shot.

HOW?

Well Russia had proposed:

– NATO guarantees that it will not deploy missiles in nations bordering Russia. (They are already in place from Slovenia to Romania, with Poland to follow)– NATO to stop military and naval exercises in nations and seas bordering Russia.– Ukraine will not become a member of NATO. 
– the West and Russia to sign a binding East-West security pact.– the landmark treaty between the US and Russia covering intermediate-range nuclear weapons to be restored. (The US abandoned it in 2019) 

Wow! Those Russians drive a hard bargain!

The U.S. and NATO just can’t accept these outrageous demands ………….

Now you explain to Tubularsock why these are not acceptable solutions.

The U.S. and NATO keep saying they are open to negotiations but won’t accept solutions!

SO ………… Russia took the option that the U.S. and NATO gave them.

AND SO …….. send your money to Tubularsock’s Go-Fund-Me Russian Tank Fund!


Now don’t get Tubularsock wrong here. Tubularsock doesn’t trust Russia but only that Tubularsock trust the U.S. less.

If you haven’t noticed, the U.S. is the largest terrorist state in the world and regularly kills men, women and children throughout the world.

The Russians sure know that and so does the rest of the world. We are the ones who actually created ISIS and al Qaida and we have more military bases throughout the world than anyone else.

And a military budget far larger than China and Russia combined!

BUT WE KILL FOR DEMOCRACY. Just ask the Vietnamese! Oh, and Syrians, Libyans, Yemenis, Iraqis, Ugandans, Kenya’s, Somalians, Afghans, ad nauseam!

THAT IS WHY TUBULARSOCK SUPPORTS RUSSIA IN THIS WAR!

Not because Russia is at war but because it is the only way Russia can catch up with the number of American’s wars. It’s only fair.

So you see, it is for a good cause ……. Go-Fund-Me!

EVERYONE IS RUSSIAING TO DO IT!

AN OPEN MESSAGE TO THE CANADIAN PEOPLE

Tubularsock has been contemplating as Tubularsock sits in The Tubularsock Semi-Palatial corner office in Tubularsock’s underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA. (see Bunker Tours).

Reaching over the case of Wild Turkey and pushing the Saki bottles to the side Tubularsock takes up Tubularsock’s spyglass and peers NORTH in search of Canada.

Never one to be shaken, Tubularsock is confident that Canada is “up” there.

And as sure as “Loonies and Toonies” are part of the Canadian lexicon, Tubularsock is writing this to all the Canadians that are being threatened by their government to freeze their funds in their bank accounts if they attempt to give or receive financial support to anyone the government deems unacceptable.

This is all part of the emergency rulings the Canadian Government has put into place against “unacceptable” protests.

Well here is Tubularsock’s idea to end this provision created by the government … FUCK THEM!

The truckers initiate a new protest and no one has to confront the police or even march and dance in the Canadian cold. This protest if organized correctly could bring down the entire banking system!

EVERYONE that supports freedom and backs the truckers go off EN MASSE and remove their money from their bank accounts. And the stated goal is not to return that money to the system until the government capitulates their draconian measures.

It’s the old RUN ON THE BANKS!

It would work rather quickly Tubularsock feels. WHY?

The economy becomes erratic and an erratic economy causes lost profit. And the longer the citizens hold out the deeper the potential losses.

Remember over the past two years the government didn’t give a shit for your livelihood and kept you from making a decent income. Turn the tables and hold your money from the system.

And when money isn’t making the rich richer the reaction is intense! And hell, you as a citizen aren’t making much on interest anyway. Your loss isn’t much at all but your gain of freedom is immense!

So, in solidarity with the aims of the Canadian Truckers Tubularsock presents this idea and just hopes that they can pull it off.

POWER TO THE PEOPLE!

Ok, Tubularsock is not known for humbleness. And there is no time for Tubularsock to sit around and not CLEAR THE DECKS when it come to Canada and Russia.

Tubularsock, with his astute ability at spotting the problem and solving it at the same time has always been apparent.

Seriously, it just saves time ………….

Lets take Canada. Justin Trudeau has called out for emergency powers to squelch the blockade protest against COVID-19 mandates. One aspect of this move gives the Government the power to have the banks close accounts and block people who wish to support the Truckers based on said people’s Facebook and Twitter accounts.

And if a bank closes an account based on this basis the bank can not be held accountable for their actions. IT’S THE LAW! (Bitcoin anyone?)

SO BE IT!

Solution?

A banker who may be ready to retire or a lesser bank employee with a since of humor could close down Justin Trudeau’s personal checking and savings account in the name of a national emergency.

Just to make THE POINT. And you can not be held accountable!

NOTE TO ANY CANADIAN BANKER: Tubularsock gives you this idea free and clear with no interest charges or added fees. Just Do It for the fun of it!

OK. THAT’S SETTLED!

We move on to the Russians and Ukraine. OH MY WHAT TO DO.

Simple ……… a Tubularsock specialty.

Now what is the issue? Well Russia doesn’t want NATO to move into Ukraine and create a military presence on their boarder.

Seems reasonable. Doesn’t it?

Solution?

Russia arranges with Cuba to have the Russians create a military base in Cuba.

The Russians send four of their highly advanced Navy ships to Cuba as a show of force. Remember the Cuban missile crises? Da ja vou.
And then the Russian negotiate with the U.S. that they will remove that presence near the U.S. boarder IF THE U.S. reciprocates and not allows Ukraine to become a member of NATO but rather becomes a “buffer-state” between the Russian border and the NATO border.

NOTE TO VLAD: Tubularsock gives you this idea free and clear with no interest charges or added fees. Just Do It for the fun of it!

OK. THAT’S SETTLED!

Tubularsock thinks that it is obvious that Tubularsock is like pretty close to a genius when it comes to foreign policy. Just ask Tubularsock!

Just where does Tubularsock start?

Sitting around Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in Tubularsock’s underground bunker overlooking Washington D.C. from Oakland, CA things look as weird and fucked up like so many days in the US of America.

If dumbass-dumbness received an award we’d be first in line whether in the realm of political, social, or economic endeavors. Hey! It’s the way we are don’t you know. Gold Medalists!

As you may have noticed WE pulled out of Afghanistan and left them with a pile of shit that we assisted in creating. But 20 years of destruction isn’t enough.

We still can drone them whenever we want ……. that’s the American Way. But we are not responsible for saving them anymore. Not that they ever asked us to do so, remember?

And remember Afghanistan attacked us …….. ahhhh, OH, WE attacked them. That is how WE in the U.S. define democracy. Ain’t that a bitch!

If you remember, the FBI was prevented by the CIA to interfere with the known Saudi undercover agents who later became the 9/11 terrorists. And oddly that not one of the 9/11 terrorists were from Afghanistan. Most were from Saudi Arabia!

So the U.S. attacked Afghanistan. Seems reasonable. Right?

The Saudi Royal Family helped to fund the 9/11 attack and the U.S. attacked Afghanistan! Ahh, right?

And Osama bin Laden was part of a wealthy Saudi family ……… go figure.

And because WE were on such a winning streak WE moved on to attacking Iraq because ahhh, they attacked us. OH YEAH, WE ATTACKED THEM!

But ahhhh, the Saudi Royal Family helped to fund the 9/11 attack so WE attacked Iraq.

Hmmmm, seems like some kind of pattern.

And the U.S. government has done everything it can to get in the way of helping the 9/11 Families from holding Saudi Arabia responsible for suing the Saudis for family loss.

So why change all this solid logic now?

Buydone has signed an Executive Order to allow the $7 billion in frozen Afghan assets to be dispersed between the starving Afghan people and the 9/11 victims.

WOW! Now just why is AFGHANISTAN responsible for this rather than Saudi Arabia? Don’t ask.

And exactly why is the U.S. holding Afghanistan’s money? Simple, after a 20 year occupation of Afghanistan by the U.S., WE left Afghanistan WITHOUT a government!

Now you can’t say that the U.S. isn’t good at what it does best, DESTABILIZATION!

But here is the great irony. The people of Afghanistan ARE STAVING TO DEATH NOW but WE have to follow the LAW.

So, U.S. officials stressed that this is only the beginning of a multi-step, months-long process, which will require actions from the Treasury Department, Federal Reserve and financial institutions that would ultimately administer the funds.

However THE AFGHANISTAN PEOPLE ARE STAVING TO DEATH NOW!

Now we are following the law? Where was that law when WE decided to invade and destroy Afghanistan?

But don’t be scared, last November the U.S. State Department approved its first major arms sale to the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia under U.S. President Joe Buydone with the sale of 280 air-to-air missiles valued at up to $650 million.

Never EVER say that the American people aren’t a caring loving people!

It’s a FREE PRESS don’t you know. And what do you think that means?

You know. Like the U.S. has a “free press”.

Well you know what that means in truth, right?

The PRESS is free to give you the latest news OR NOT GIVE YOU THE LATEST NEWS.

That is the way it is here in America.

SO. Enters the outside-unmain-press. SOCAL MEDIA. This is where real reporters are active and are willing to BRING YOU THE NEWS.

The case in point ………….. “50,000 semi-trucks are heading to Ottawa, Canada to protest the vaccine-mandates.

Not protesting the vaccine, most of the truckers are vaccinated. BUT THEY ARE PROTESTING THE GOVERNMENT’S FORCED VACCINATED MANDATE.

These truckers are standing up for FREEDOM OF CHOICE and against government oppression!

So ……………….

Just where is the “free-press”?

Well they were busy recently reporting on “BIDEN FARTS IN PUBLIC”. Several stories reporting on this vital story.

“It seems President Joe Biden allegedly farted loudly when talking to Camilla Parker Bowles, the Duchess of Cornwall . . .”. AT THE CLIMATE Summit none the less.

But 50,000 trucks heading for Ottawa in protest of MANDATORY VACCINES MANDATE ???

Silence ……… “BROUGHT TO YOU BY PFIZER”

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Tubularsock tips his hat to Lou at Tales from the Conspiratum for bringing attention to this information. Thanks Lou. https://talesfromtheloublog.wordpress.com/about/