Posts Tagged ‘Easter Bunny’

TRUMP’S SINCERITY ABOUT EASTER

Oh yes, EASTER.

Now Tubularsock is a big proponent of people believing whatever they wish about everything. And as long as they practice their beliefs with others with consensus and not attempt to force others to follow their beliefs that is all fine and good with Tubularsock.

Whether it is sexual orientation, politics, economics, religion it doesn’t really matter what you believe and Tubularsock is even willing to argue with you if Tubularsock believes you are fucking bat shit crazy!

Consenting adults, have at it.

The issue comes up when people start to attempt to place THEIR beliefs and THEIR “values” on others that don’t agree by creating laws or social control or shame or ……. whatever.

FIRST Tubularsock commandment is:

LEAVE OTHER PEOPLE ALONE. And if you don’t like what they do THEN FUCKING DON’T DO IT YOURSELF! Period.

With that in mind, Trump And Easter And The “Rapturistic” Right all come together as just one big fun preposterous hypocrisy. NOW, how fun is that?

For example in Louisiana pastor, Rev. Tony Spell, states that, “Like any zealot or like any pure religious person, death looks to them like a welcome friend. True Christians do not mind dying . . .

So Spell (interesting name) has defied Louisiana Gov. John Bel Edwards’ orders to not have public gatherings. And in good old Jim-Jones-Style, Spell brought in a 26 BUS fleet of his parishioners for his Palm Sunday service.

Currently in Louisiana there are more than 17,000 cases of the coronavirus with about 652 deaths.

And Tubularsock agrees with Rev. Tony. So if he is willing to house his parishioners and keep them all together in religious bless to ALL DIE TOGETHER Tubularsock has no problem with that. The fucking more the merrier!

The problem for Tubularsock is the gall of Rev Tony Spell to not be concerned about spreading to others who may NOT WISH TO DIE FOR HIS FUCKING GOD!

So as we are heading toward Easter may Spell and his flock march into death because HIS christians “. . . do not mind dying . . .”! AMEN!

However Tubularsock would recommend to Tony’s flock to shift really fast over to The Church of Tubularsock! WE just fucking have more fun than death!

And many churches are attempting to do the same shit they have always done on Easter and all gather together EVEN though under the circumstances it has been shown NOT TO BE A GOOD IDEA!

Kinda makes one wonder just how much all that “love thy neighbor” REALLY means to them.

Lucky most Houses of Worship are caring enough to protect their followers as well as their communities but the right wing zealots have always been cultist and stupid so maybe it is just “God’s” way of killing them off. Amen!

And speaking of the PURENESS OF STUPIDITY the Orange Dump is on record saying that “Easter, has a special meaning” to him and to see the churches full of people and the ECONOMY back as God intended.

And the ONLY CONCLUSION that Tubularsock could glean from Orange Dump’s statement is expressed below:

 

It is important to remember, stay home on Easter and eat an egg. Just why the Easter Bunny hides eggs on just Easter has always been a mystery to Tubularsock. Where Jesus resurrecting himself is easily for Tubularsock to believe because JC wasn’t stupid. 

Just why would he stick around this Hell-Hole?  Amen!