Tubularsock has noticed that anytime the underbelly is exposed there is usually only direct conformation of what one has already surmised. And really, take it from Tubularsock, you don’t have to be very smart.
What one has to do is submerge them-self into the septic tank of political shenanigans that exist as the “life blood” of the political class ……….. DECEPTION!
For Tubularsock’s case in point is the scraping of the bottom of the barrel ……
Here Nancy & Paul Pelosi are just great examples!
It all started way back when Paul was sixteen years old joy riding with his nineteen year old brother. Paul was speeding in the car and lost control. The car went off the road and flipped killing his brother in the process.
Come on. We have all been there once, shit happens. You learn or ………..
Let’s now time travel to the 1970’s. The New York Times reported that when Paul, Nancy, and their kids were all in the car when the car flipped. Now not all by itself mind you but all that was added was speed. The Pelosi’s declined to comment to The New York Times on who was driving.”
But more interesting with this incident is that no one was hurt so Nancy hitched a ride so she could get to a meeting to meet donors. That’s ol’ Nancy, blood sucker to the end!
And that brings us to present moment ………. like now!
Paul behind the wheel of his 2021 Porsche Carrera with only 2,738 miles on it with a retail sticker value of almost $170,000 AND DRUNK skipped a stop sign entering State Highway 29 and got himself hit.
Of course his then-attorney insisted that the SUV driver had struck the back half of Pelosi’s car as he turned onto State Route 29. Very true, that happens sometimes when you’re drunk and run the stop sign.
Paul pleaded guilty. And THEY slapped him on the wrist.
Tubularsock will drink to that! But not drive because Tubularsock doesn’t have the necessary clout, YET!
Well if that was it, we could all yell out our opinion and say the system is rigged for the powerful and be done with it. AND BE CORRECT!
An interesting unresolved issue is at near midnight who called in the accident to the police? It wasn’t Paul and it wasn’t John Doe (aka Jesus V. Lopez) but the police won’t release the information. Was it a male or female? Jesus was alone in his Jeep. Was Paul alone in his Porsche?
However, when it rains it pours …………..
Intermission: Nancy and Paul between the accident and the DUI trial jetted off to the beaches of Italy for a vacation.
You know how tiring all this DUI stuff happens to be.
They even got themselves a “one day pass” to the the Alpemare Beach Club in Forte dei Marmi, located just outside of Florence.
The speaker and her husband were spotted walking the sand with club owner and legendary Italian singer Andrea Bocelli and his wife, Veronica Berti.
Oh, the stress of it all. And sand in their lunch!
ACT 2: THE BREAK-IN.
Now back in the good ol’ San Francisco $7,000,000.00 Pacific Heights “home” Paul finds himself fast asleep and why not it was 2 a m and Nancy was out of town. Nancy is damn near ALWAYS out of town all tucked away in their $2,000,000.00, 4 bedroom, 2 bath 2325 sq. ft. residential condominium on K Street in Washington, D.C.
It was at this time that David Depape decided to drop in for a visit. According to reports he wanted to capture Nancy, break her kneecaps so she would be an example to other member of Congress that there are consequences for their actions.
Now does that sound “crazy” to you?
Tubularsock will just leave that hanging for your future thoughts when you watch Congress do nothing for you again.
Congress always seem to be banded together as brothers and sisters on EVERY war expenditure and EVERY time they raise their salary. THEN YOU SEE THEM STAND UNITED!
Hmmm, now where did Tubularsock put that ball-peen?
But like so many Pelosi adventures there are more questions after the incident than anything that is clear and straight forward.
Now if we set aside both men’s alleged attire, Paul in robe and boxers and David in underwear and concentrate on action maybe later in your life you’ll be able to come to terms with their nighttime attire.
David breaks out a French Door glass with an assumed hammer causing the glass to fall outward rather than inward. Tubularsock will just state that that is a bit odd and will stay away from a Physics explanation of reverse polarities and contrasting properties.
This is a fact, only because you can see the released photo. But to date no video of the break in has been released. After all it was recorded in Washington, D.C. by the Capitol Police and you know with postage and delivery delays we in California haven’t privy to that information.
Ok, that was the long way around to say …… David’s in.
David proceeds upstairs to where Paul is sleeping and demands to know “Where’s Nancy?”, “Where’s Nancy?”.
Paul tells David that she wasn’t home and David threatened to tie up Paul about 10 times providing the added information that he’ll wait until Nancy gets home.
Paul tells David that he has to go to the bathroom and goes into the bathroom.
Wow, David is such a trusting soul.
Paul charges his cell phone in the bathroom so he takes the opportunity to call 911.
The police dispatcher reportedly informed police officers that the reporting person
in the incident at the Pelosi residence told them: “There is a male in the home and that he is going to wait for his wife. However, he stated that he doesn’t know who the male is but that his name is ‘David ‘and that he is a friend.”
Paul then tells the dispatcher, “Uh, he thinks everything’s good. Uh, I’ve got a problem, but he thinks everything’s good.
The dispatcher then tells Paul to call back if he changed his mind.
Pelosi then responded to the dispatcher, “No, no, no, this gentleman just, uh, came into the house, uh, and he wants to wait for my wife to come home. He’s telling me I’m being very lazy, so I’ve got to stop talking to you, no, he wants me to get the hell off the phone.”
Now here is another one of those bizarre Pelosi segmented episodes.
The police arrive for a “high-priority call” and performed a “knock and announce” procedure at the home at2:27am.
Now according to NBC News, “Pelosi opened the door for the officers. The 82-year-old did not immediately declare an emergency or try to leave his home. But instead, he began walking several feet back into the foyer, toward the assailant and away from police.”
An officer asked the two men what was going on in the home.
According to court documents, DePape smiled and said, “Everything’s good.”
Seconds later, a struggle ensued, and then DePape hit Pelosi in the head with the hammer, according to police. Cops quickly tackled DePape.”
OR
You can go with the San Francisco Police Chief William Scott’s rendition : “Responding officers knocked on the front door of the house, and it was “opened by someone inside, Officers “observed Mr. Pelosi and Mr. Depape each with one hand on a single hammer. The suspect pulled the hammer away from Mr. Pelosi and violently assaulted him with it. Our officers immediately tackled the suspect, disarmed him, took him into custody, requested emergency backup and rendered medical aid.”
So with these two scenarios which one is it and then Tubularsock does have to ask, is the “someone” who opened the front door the same person that called the cops in Napa County to report the Pelosi accident?
Questions, questions, questions.
So all the questions of who the “someone” is could be solved by releasing the cops body cams footage and show the public what transpired. That would put an end to all the conspiracy theories abound.
After all it was recorded in San Francisco, CA by the San Francisco Police and you know with postage and delivery delays the public haven’t been privy to that information.
Tubularsock is not in favor of beating ANYONE in the head but when Tubularsock looks at the principles in this case there are so many factors that Tubularsock has noticed.
For example Paul and Nancy have been scamming the system their entire lives. The insider trading crime alone should put them in jail.
They both have used their positions to feather their nest and Nancy’s ice cream stash alone creates resentment in Tubularsock!
And then there is David DePape. True, a bit of a nut case and a rather creepie fellow but then there are his positions and issues he supports. For example his anti-global-elite ruling class positions, his anti-censorship positions, his interest in aliens and his anti-governmental sentiments.
All sounds good to Tubularsock. He may even be really, a model citizen!
AND IF YOU ARE REALLY TRUTHFUL ……. DePape will take the hammer and DO THE JOB! Where Pelosi and Buydone and Obomber and Dump and Bush will take the hammer and send others to do it! And then praise Democracy!
Tubularsock just wanted to hammer that home to ya!
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