SAVE THE SYRIAN CHILDREN!

For Fuck Sake, Tubularsock left the front door open in his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see Bunker Tour) and all the sarin gas news drifted in.

So really, without Tubularsock having to go searching for WHAT HAPPENED in Syria the information fell right on Tubularsock’s top floor corner office underground bunker desk!

Which only goes to show you that the ancient sage’s comment, “if you stand in the same place long enough the truth will come to YOU!” is so true.

So lets begin:

First the Russians have reported that there is a chance that an arms warehouse may have been bombed by the Syrian Air Force and exposed chemicals that the “rebel” forces use to make bombs.

Now before your doubting mind takes off remember that it was the Russians that got the Assad Government to destroy their chemical weapons back in 2013 and Syria has been monitored by the U.N. ever since.

So the Assad Government doesn’t possess chemical weapons.

BUT the rebel terrorists (our guys) do have stock piles of chemicals to make chemical weapons that WE (GOOD OL’ AMERICA) sold to them. AND the CIA also trained these mercenaries on how to handle and use them.

The chemicals came by way of Turkey (our ally) and according to Seymour Hersh, it was Killary that approved sending Libya’s sarin gas to the Syrian Rebels! And that is in part what the entire Benghazi mess was all about. Stevens, the ambassador that got himself killed, was a gun runner for the U.S. and the American Embassy was a CIA front.

And when you get down into all this, Killery approved a plan to use the sarin gas and blame Assad as a pretext for the West going in and bombing the fuck out of Syria to SAVE THE CHILDREN!

Truly, Tubularsock couldn’t make this shit up if he wanted to!

So with that information, just why did Trump bomb Syria?

And more than you’d like to think, hand size has a lot to do with it!

And also before we bombed Syria the U.S. warned the Russians that we were bombing the airfield so as not to create an “incident” with the Russians. Of course, the Russians warned the Syrian forces and all is good!

Interesting that a reconnaissance photo that Tubularsock was viewing from the Tubularsock Spy O’Camera shows the bombed out base BUT TWO THING are clear.

ONE: There are no airplanes on the field.

And TWO: The buildings were bombed BUT the air field is fully operational.

So, roll in a couple portable trailers and the air base is functional again.

And THAT, cost the American taxpayer 59 Tomahawk cruise missiles ……. $1.59 million (2014 price) each, for a total of $93,810,000.00 for the missiles ONLY. Care to add up the rest like the ships at sea and the support teams and the cost of the dinner at Mar-a-Lago, Trump’s private gulf club, which between bites of New York steak Trump called for the bombing escapade.

Pretty cheap if you ask Tubularsock! And you can see that the cost to the American taxpayer of $60 million on Mar-a-Lago trips for Trump in just his first year in office is really a savings in comparison.

But we can’t, as a nation, spare a dime for preschool education from the free loading public!

Hey, it all has to go to SAVE THE SYRIAN CHILDREN!

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Comments
  1. 1EarthUnited says:

    Reblogged this on 1EarthUnited and commented:
    Brilliant satire, if only the truth can be this easily whitewashed and permanently pressed, MSM can actually sell this war! After all, wagging the dog is not cheap, we need to keep that dollar reserve status, how else can we afford to finance all these endless wars!
    Tubes, perhaps you can re-edumacate the Trumpster, he’s knee deep in the swamp again. 🙂

    Liked by 3 people

    • tubularsock says:

      Thanks 1Earth for the reblog. Tubularsock appreciates you doing so. Wars always seem to be easily sold. There is nothing more logical as killing more people to show that killing people is WRONG!

      Liked by 2 people

  2. I suspect the true motivation for the attack has more to do with distracting public attention from the FBI investigation of Trump and the efforts to impeach him for his financial conflicts of interest. As far as I can see it worked beautiful – these issues have totally disappeared from the news cycle.

    Liked by 3 people

    • tubularsock says:

      Agreed. There is nothing like “protecting” America to shift the focus. All that other fake news has been diverted to all the new fake news. Get out your American flag and march around! Thanks DrB. for you comment.

      Liked by 1 person

  3. swo8 says:

    Another thing to consider is – I noticed that NOC (Northrop Grumman Corporation) went up over $2.00 on the day and LMT (Lockheed Martin Corporation) went up over $3.00 on the day. Someone’s making money on this.
    Leslie

    Liked by 2 people

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