THE PUERTO RICAN SHUFFLE!

Well you can’t beat Trump out Trumping Trump in his goal of being the dumbest retard that has entered into the White House of the United States of America. And Tubularsock isn’t interested in giving those that are dealing with retardation a bad name. And in today’s “correct speak” Tubularsock figures “mentally challenged” has replaced retardation as a more understanding and sensitive term.

EXCEPT NOT when Tubularsock can spot a fucking moronic-retard at thirty paces! And Donald Trump IS AT THE TOP of that definition.

Tubularsock was a bit concerned when the almost catastrophe in Las Vegas didn’t warrant a special golf trophy but after all, it wasn’t a Katrina.

It’s all in who gets killed. But Dumb-Fuck-Lump sent out HIS WARMEST CONDOLENCES to those in Las Vegas which only means a temperature of 30-below. But hey, it’s the best he can do! Explains why Melania won’t hold his hand doesn’t it.

And Congress is sending out their prayers to all of the dead and are getting ready to pass a law to RELAX LAWS ON SILENCERS! And that is because Stephen Paddock, the Las Vegas gunman might have gotten a hearing loss if he hadn’t got himself dead first!

No really, this new law Congress, is wanting to pass, “The Hearing Protection Act”, is to relax laws on silencers so as to protect gun uses from hearing loss. And if Paddock had had the advantage of silencers his success rate at killing would have reach Katrina standards and THAT WOULD CONSTITUTE A CATASTROPHE!

So don’t you worry about any of this! “Sadly, violence will always be part of our lives,” is Sen. Ted Cruz’s take on all this. So Tubularsock has sent Ted an invitation to a Texan Country Western Concert. Tubularsock asked him to wear red.

 

And “People are going to have to take steps in their own lives to take precautions to protect themselves,” the South Dakota Senator John Thune offered up as a solution. Tubularsock invited John and his family to the South Dakota state fair. You know all that wide open space.

 

Oh, and then you have Mitch McConnell from Kentucky who is the Senate Majority Leader with his pearls of wisdom: “I think it’s particularly inappropriate to politicize an event like this, it just happened in the last day-and-a-half. It’s entirely premature to be discussing legislative solutions, if any.” Yep, Tubularsock understands, Mitch, hell the bodies are still warm. Can’t think about machine gun hunting rifles and huge magazines until ahh ……..

So Mitch, agreed to go out hunting with Dick Cheney. Glad that’s settled!

 

And finally, to get real American Main Stream, what is with this hat Melania was wearing when she got off the plane in Puerto Rico?

NO, one has to wonder just how low this country can go. You know like the limbo from Trinidad except in the United States it’s known as the lobotomy and it has worked on the population well enough to elect Orange-Tweet and his plastic family!

 

 

 

 

 

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Comments
  1. Sha'Tara says:

    Loved it. “Orange tweet and his plastic family” – priceless. But you know, Americans should pay more attention to NRA philosophy: if everybody in that place had been packing at least one loaded semi-automatic rifle, no one would have been hurt. Being Canadian, I can’t be expected to know how that works, but I’m sure if I were an American I’d have no trouble understanding the logic. Of course in a packed place with thousands of individuals letting fly with their guns, I can imagine most of them shooting each other thinking the shooting was being aimed at themselves… but at least it would be fair, right?

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    • tubularsock says:

      Sha’Tara, thank you for your comment and observation. You are so correct. We Americans should make EVERY outing a gun outing.

      That way EVERY shooting would be like the old western movie, “Last Stand at the OK Corral”!

      But alas, just like gasoline the price of bullets would skyrocket ….. you know supply and demand.

      And sure, some people world get dead for others to live. That’s the price of freedom!

      “So, stand back motherfucker, I’m takin’ that last slice of pizza!” BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

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  2. Batt Guano says:

    Tube: Let’s put the blame where it belongs, on the people of Puerto Rico for having their island be in the path of a storm. Their fault. And the people at a concert, in Las Vegas, their fault too-they had a whole nearby desert to hold the concert.But on the other hand:

    Whenever there is a disaster…
    Trump’s face looks like…
    It’s made of plaster..
    He has no expression…
    Unless one of aggression..
    Could it be that this dumb fart…
    Really has no heart…
    An ego he’s got..
    And a wife that’s hot..
    But is that sufficient..
    To make him efficient..
    In the toughest job in the land?…
    And just where do we all stand…
    On what we need most…
    A Secretary of Empathy..
    As a new cabinet post..

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    • tubularsock says:

      Batt Guano, you have outdone yourself this time. Only Tubularsock believes that just this morning the non-created Secretary of Empathy was fired by Trump for showing some feelings. And so it goes.

      Thanks for your comment.

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  3. sojourner says:

    “NO, one has to wonder just how low this country can go. You know like the limbo from Trinidad except in the United States it’s known as the lobotomy and it has worked on the population well enough to elect Orange-Tweet and his plastic family!”

    This same lobotomy was responsible for Reagan, Bush1, Clinton, Bush 2 and Obama. How low will this country go, Tube? As low as this nelolib-neocon government will take it! And from what I can tell, we ain’t seen nothing yet!

    The Dakota senator had it right! If the government can’t protect us, then what the fuck is the central/federal government for? If we would get off of our lazy assholes, and stop looking for the perfect communist, socialist or capitalist nanny/police state to take care of us, then the pigs who own Clinton, Bush, Obama and Trump would lose their tyrannical hold on ‘we the people’.

    But, as you always point out, Tube, it’s all fucked, with no hope. So fuck it!

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    • tubularsock says:

      sojourner what is this, “But, as you always point out, Tube, it’s all fucked, with no hope. So fuck it!”

      You give the impression that Tubularsock doesn’t believes in HOPE and CHANGE.

      Far from it, sojourner! Just not in this incarnation. If Tubularsock can build a tower high enough the “Pod-People” promised to pick Tubularsock up on their next visit. Care to join Tubularsock! Got a couple of extra tickets.

      Now, back to building the tower ….. later!

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      • sojourner says:

        Actually, Tube, I already have my own source for leaving this “paradise” behind.

        But I’m glad to know you are not the eternal pessimist, and that you do still own a pair of rose colored glasses!

        See ya on the other side!

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  4. sojourner says:

    “Trump’s specialty is abusing the world. But you’re right, he is just the latest on the team. In fact, he is a bit of a wimp in comparison with the ones who have come before. Obama was probably one of the most violent presidents in US history. He conducted a record of seven simultaneous wars, not to mention his assassination campaign.

    This is not to say that Trump cannot get up in speed to equal this terrible record. Trump should be understood as a symptom and a caricature of a violent, extremist system. Once you understand that, you can understand how the past has helped create the present. Trump is not an aberration, he is a caricature. Much more interesting is the way the suave Obama went about his violent presidency without due recognition…”

    John Pilger’s The Killing of History

    As Pilger points out here, Las Vegas and Trump are nothing extraordinary, there are merely symptoms of a virulent disease called the US of A.

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    • tubularsock says:

      Yeah, Pilger is on to it. And really what can we really expect. We set up a system where “might makes right” and then when it bites us in the ass we are SOOOOO surprised.

      Trump is just the American Id doing exactly what the Id does.

      “Id you is’z or Id you ain’t my baby, America!”

      Thanks for your comments, sojourner.

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    • Sha'Tara says:

      “As Pilger points out here, Las Vegas and Trump are nothing extraordinary, there are merely symptoms of a virulent disease called the US of A.” When Trump was running for Prez, and some people were deeply upset at that, I had two things to say: One: Trump IS America. When you look at Trump as an American, you are staring in the mirror. Two: If I were an awake and aware American and had the right to vote, I’d vote for Trump over Hillary simply because Trump is the fast track to the destruction of the US empire. Thanks, Mr Delirium Tremens, and don’t change your personality and disappoint me now – we’re almost there…

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      • tubularsock says:

        Oh yeah, Sha’Tara ……….. a fast ticket to hell is our Lump!

        Liked by 1 person

      • Sha'Tara says:

        You know what I find is the saddest, sickest part of all that? None of that needed to happen. Americans had plenty. They had a basically good life, and with a bit of effort, could have made that good life for everyone in the country. Americans don’t need Washington and its attendant corruption. They don’t need guns and attendant violence. They don’t need racism, xenophobia or homophobia. If they wanted to, they could be educated – the infrastructure and the information is still there and out there. Americans don’t have to drink Coke or Pepsi, or eat at Mcdonalds or Burger King and become obese and unhealthy. They don’t have to support their imperial military. These are all BAD choices, and why? Because they’re afraid to think for themselves; to live without TV and Facebook and their pathetic organized religions. They are afraid to try living without the propaganda, the Advert lies, the brainwashing. So… they must follow their Lump and take their lumps and be hated by most of the planet. I don’t get it, such a stupid, stupid, stupid, choice when the alternatives continue to exist and stare them in the face. This is a great blog, and your satire makes the situation that much clearer. Keep on writing, Tube!

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  5. swo8 says:

    Totally speechless. Glad you are there to do that for us.
    Leslie

    Liked by 2 people

  6. Batt Guano says:

    Tube: let’s face it ,here’s the pregnant question: how can Congress pass gun control when they cannot even control themselves? And speaking of pregnant didn’t an anti-abortion congressman just resign for getting a woman(not his wife) pregnant and urging her to get an abortion? Hypocrisy…thy name is Congress!

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  7. Batt Guano says:

    Tube: Hear! Hear!

    Liked by 2 people

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