IN CASED YOU MISSED IT.

 

Tubularsock realizes that with all this impeachment drama which has only proven that OrangeFuck is as disgusting as we already knew but he just became more obvious to anyone with a brain.

And that his offspring running about on the campaign trail are a great example of what happens when you ejaculate into a jar and have to transfer those sperm into your wife’s vagina because she doesn’t want that “disgusting little thing” shoved into her body.

Well, deformed embryo happen as Ivanka, Eric, and Don Jr. PROVE!
THIS IS SCIENCE!

Oh my, Tubularsock if off topic again!

But may Tubularsock add, just that if Ivanka, Eric, and Don Jr. aren’t the BEST advertisement for abortion than NOTHING is!

But to the point.

While all this impeachment drama was playing out showing just how well the Republican’ts Party is willing to take it up their asses by bending over in almost unison for Dumps tiny ahhhh, member OTHER things were going on as well.

And Tubularsock has created a quick overview in case you may have missed it.

And as a favor to the non-reader American, Tubularsock has focused on pictures.

“Federally funded school lunches are about to get a lot less healthy”

https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2019/1/10/18177099/school-lunch-sonny-perdue-healthy-hunger-free-kids

And speaking of oversized PIGS, “Reporter says Mike Pompeo cursed and demanded she (CNN reporter) find Ukraine on a map after interview.”

https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/24/politics/mike-pompeo-interview-ukraine/index.html

And then just a message about on line dating for those who love to live life as a crap shoot.

And finally, Tubularsock just wants to blame the Russians! It is way easier than having to accept that it is the American population that is so fucking gullible! And our two party system are run by oligarchs NOT the citizens AND THE MONEY PROVES IT!

LIKE, WAKE THE FUCK UP, AMERICA!

Oh sure, Tubularsock has many more examples but like any political junkie, Tubularsock lost interest right after “ejaculate into a jar” had been unveiled .

Comments
  1. Sonny Perdue has certainly “porked up” since he was governor of Georgia. Has he been taste-testing those school lunches?

    It’s so funny that I could cry.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Sha'Tara says:

      Quote: “if Ivanka, Eric, and Don Jr. aren’t the BEST advertisement for abortion than NOTHING is!”
      That is a frightening image of the current Three Stooges… and just for the halibut, here’s a quote:
      “Everything Constant did he did in style — aggressively, loudly, childishly, wastefully — making himself and mankind look bad. (Sirens of Titan – Kurt Vonnegut) Written, I believe, in 1956, Kurt was quite prescient, even if he got the name wrong.

      Liked by 3 people

    • Sha'Tara says:

      When something’s so funny it makes you cry instead of laugh, that something isn’t at all funny anymore!

      Liked by 2 people

    • tubularsock says:

      KO, They all in this administration seem to have “porked up” in varies ways to take after their oversized leader.

      It’s like a Roman Banquet just before the fall!

      Liked by 2 people

      • That’s why the Romans had “regurgitoriums,” so they could upchuck what they just ingested and eat some more. Sounds sort of like today, except the vomit spills out through the media (social and otherwise).

        If I were force-fed today’s school lunches, I might need a regurgitorium, too.

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  2. Great illustrations, Tube. They are so nauseating they make me want to go get drunk – and it’s only 8 am here.

    Liked by 3 people

  3. Sean says:

    This year will be an interesting one. So much misinformation is already in play before the game has really begun. Here’s hoping the alarm clock finally goes off.

    Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      Sean,Tubularsock thanks you for your comment.

      Perhaps an alarm bomb would work a little better in Tubularsock’s view.

      And would work so much better in the trailer of, 2020 BLOWS! “The knee high view of the U.S. Senate” at theaters soon!

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  4. Norman Pilon says:

    Wow. You angry a little bit, I think.

    But don’t do anything rash, Tubes.

    It’s just an emotion and it will pass. Once it does, that’ll be the time to do something. Just what that something ought to be, though, I don’t know.

    But I did see a video today on how to make gun powder at home. I think this could be turned to account by any American thinking about making alarm bombs. And it’s science! (See! It’s there in the title: “Homemade Gunpowder, For Science!” And with an exclamation point, no less!)

    Just make sure your alarm clocks and black powder are placed in a tightly sealed container before lighting the fuse, which the King of Random also shows you how to make in an other video. Et voila! A woke America!

    Here’s the link:

    And remember kids: this video is only for entertainment purposes, for bored (and albeit possibly angry) Americans.

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    • tubularsock says:

      Angry?

      Ya think, Norman?

      For some it is an emotion but for Tubularsock it’s a life style.

      Odd that you mentioned “gun powder at home”.

      Tubularsock was around eight years old when he whipped up his first batch of gun powder.

      Thank you, Encyclopedia Britannica for the formula ……. boring until through experimentation Tubularsock SUPERCHARGED it!

      THAT’S SCIENCE!

      Thanks for your comment and your fine attempt at counseling the disturbed.

      Cheers ……………. BOOOOM!

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      • Sha'Tara says:

        Darn Tube, you forgot the “Ka-“

        Liked by 2 people

      • Norman Pilon says:

        You’ve been making this stuff since grade 3? And SUPERCHARGED!

        That’s a lot of pent-up emotion, Tubes.

        I’d say you also forgot the “-fucking-” after Sha’Tara’s “Ka-“

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      • tubularsock says:

        Thank you so much Sha’Tha and Norman for your helpful suggestions. Collaborative anger is so much more creative and explosive than old regular anger.

        Oh, and don’t either of you worry.

        Yes Tubularsock has, for each of you, a camouflage strap on dynamite vest with “OUR” logo embroidered on the back in huge neon letters,

        “FUCKING-BOOOOMKA!”

        Now you see what putting our minds together can produce! THAT IS SCIENCE!

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      • Sha'Tara says:

        Give us a little assurance here, Tube: that dynamite only blows outward from the vest wearer… of course!?!?!?

        Liked by 1 person

      • tubularsock says:

        Sha’Tara, you are such a worrywart.

        Explosion means OUT.

        Implosion means IN.

        A Tubularsock dynamite-vest is a Salvatore Ferragamo design with cross stitching throughout and a rather explosive flair if you ask Tubularsock.

        As for safety, it does it’s job to further the REVOLUTION!

        As for your extra luggage after the event, it will be totally unnecessary …….. Trust Tubularsock.

        Liked by 1 person

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