Posts Tagged ‘2020 ELECTION’

A PARTING WORD, MR. TRUMP.

 

Now with all the things Tubularsock has said about Donald Trump, which have all been easily true because he has been such an open target, the real bottom line is that he only destructively achieved many of his aims because those around him were such weak and pathetic individuals.

And those pathetic hanger-oners are sad characters indeed and so low down in character that even the low hanging fruit fell on them.

The list just is so long that Tubularsock hasn’t time to list them. The list is immense.

But one person (and Tubularsock uses “person” here hesitantly) is Mike Pence.

Talk about scary …….. THAT is Mike Pence.

Tubularsock is wayyyyyy happier seeing the hopeful end to that evil-little-albino-scum-bag and his sidekick MOTHER than Trump’s removal.

Mike and MOTHER give Christianity a BAD name which fits rather well with the greater general Christian movement who glorify HYPOCRISY as their major foundation stone of their faith.

Even Jesus says and Tubularsock quotes, “Those Christian fucks just ain’t fucking woke!” Amen. (Daniel 12:1)

Now Tubularsock knows that there are many Christians who respect Mike and Mother but there are many Christians that have gonorrhea which just goes to show you that one gets out what one puts in. (Tubularsock realizes it will take some time to grapple with this realization. Your comments are welcome.)

And not to be shy about gonorrhea there was also Sarah Huckabee Sanders the overly-plump-lying-little-bitch that was The Orange Wonder’s press secretary for longer than anyone. Shows how the job fit here so well. But lying everyday puts on weight which shows over the time period as Sanders as well as Trump gained weight.

Sarah is a Baptist which for Tubularsock is the last step before hell. Down you go brothers and sisters.

And of course there’s Rudy. Speaking of the bottom of the fucking barrel of ANYTHING alive and decent. We have watched a man self destruct in front of our very eyes. Imagine Hollywood coming up with anything as pathetically scary than Rudy.

If he wasn’t so funny it would be sad to see a somewhat living creature go through so much degradation in a Presidential cycle than pathetic Rudy.

 

Now sure there is Ivanka. And the brains behind her, Jared. A guy who has the ability to attempt to tie his loafers’ shoe strings which don’t have shoe strings.

But if anyone could do this, it is Jared.

As Ron Reagan Jr. so aptly summed up the two of them, “Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are grifters in the White House”.

Tubularsock has no argument there!

But one could not say a solid goodbye to the Orange Bloated Dufus without taking a final look at the Plastic Filled Women who sometimes held hands with the small handed President and stood with her erect body (the only erect thing in the family) to the right of his chair while he signed his twitter feeds.

Melania, Tubularsock really can’t say that you’ll be missed.

You had your anchor baby and with chain migration got your parents citizenship.
You have made a wonderful extended family sacrifice.

Many immigrants haven’t been as lucky.

Just curious, Stormy beat “daddy-trump” with a folded magazine did you use rolled up citizenship forms and a birth certificate? Just wondering.

And how could Tubularsock almost forget Donnie’s Double-Dufus sons. You know, the two you failed to abort at birth. They openly disprove any thought of a gene-pool worth preserving.

These two dumb-shits take after their old man but retained their natural color.

Saturday-Night Live have depicted Donald Jr. and Eric so perfectly that Tubularsock defers to their perfect caricature of the two. Enjoy.

Oh sure, there are so many more but alas the time is near.

All this really to say that Tubularsock will miss you Donnie.

Old Joe Buydone is so pathetic as an adversary. By the time Tubularsock finishes a full sentence, sleep overcomes Tubularsock’s efforts.

The same, Tubularsock feels, will be the result on the America people ….. sleep, sleep, sleep ……. perchance to dream?

NO. Look at the upcoming cabinet folks …….. the same corporate ass holes that lead us as a nation from Fucking Obummer and Sleepy Joe Buydone to Fucking Dump.

 

Tubularsock just can’t wait ‘till 2024. Hopefully we’ll all be saved by World War Three!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE FUNNY PART OF PSEUDO-REVOLUTION.

 

Well there is always some humor in political violence. And as the grown men acting out their 8th grade shelves playing “armyman” rushed about the Capitol Building smashing and desecrating all that it stands for (at least in accepted fantasy) the action wasn’t clear.

The first dead give away was the overabundance of terrorist selfies. It is not uncommon for terrorists to do selfies when they chop somebody’s head off and even the American military terrorists at times take selfies with the dead women and children they have killed to save Democracy.

But come on! This entire group was way too self-centered with no thought of what to do once they managed to smash their way into the House and Senate.

Sure there were some bands of better organized “military-types” with some type of chain of command but in the chaos they just looked like over zealot-anal-retentive gangs. They did make Tubularsock laugh aloud. Embarrassing really. Poor stupid fucks!

One of the more interesting things that will be investigated is how was it that the Capitol Police came up short. Who gave that order? AND WHY? You already know that it will be said that they were caught by surprise after weeks of Twitter, You Tube, and right wing web sites LAYING OUT THE PLAN AND RENTED BUSES. How could anyone see that coming?

Now a case could be made that the zealot-anal-retentive “military-types” were expecting THEIR FUHRER TRUMP to give the orders after they surged the compound. After all Donnie did say “WE”LL walk down to the Capitol” ……….. but when the FUHRER had taken a detour to the well protected White House to watch his creation on TV the chain of command was compromised.

EVEN Tubularsock at 8 years old playing “armyman” knew that when the chain of command was compromised the BATTLE WAS LOST!

You know, REALLY! Tubularsock can’t understand why leaders don’t contact Tubularsock Consulting Services, Ltd. for all their need-to-know information about BASIC reality in this upside down world.

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Which leads us to a quick pictographic review for those non-readers. Only because a picture is worth a thousand words, so here are 4000 words to send to your friends!

 

And remember that fat lady still hasn’t sung a word, YET!

 

YOU KNOW …… TED IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE!

 

AND JOSH IS JUST GUTLESS.

 

TUBULARSOCK CAN HOPE, CAN’T HE?

 

SAFETY FIRST!

 

 

BURN THE FUCKER DOWN:AN AMERICAN STORY

 

Well Tubularsock is so excited. This is going to be a week to remember in American history.

The Orange Wonder to date has attempted every rig in the book to WIN.

And EVEN so some Republican’ts are standing up against his onslaught which is very rare because Republican’ts over the years have had their share of total assholes to defend.

Ronald Reagan and Richard Nixon …….. don’t get Tubularsock started!

And the Democrap’s have as well. Obummer, Clinton, Johnson, Jackson.

But all that is just piss under the bridge from our pseudo-democratic-existence.

Well this Wednesday the 6th, Congress will have a joint session and Tubularsock himself plans to have a joint session. About the only way to put up with the bull shit!

And all AlbinoBoy Pence has to do is open fifty envelopes and read out the numbers and declare the guy with the most votes the winner.

Doesn’t sound that difficult but AlbinoBoy Pence first has to pull his white head out of his white ass to do this and that is why Mother will be there to tidy up. He’s a big boy now Mother.

As for the rest of the deliberation it will be like TOTAL fun to watch and if the American public haven’t asked yet why we even pay these collective imbeciles then this will be the opportune time to ask that question.

BUT WAY MORE FUN will be to watch the streets. That’s where stupidity will reign and the violence that will occur has been driven by the OrangeTurd himself. He has pumped his base up to the point that when violence breaks out he should be held for “inciting a riot”!

Because that is the stage OrangeDump has set into play. Tubularsock can’t wait!

Yet the right wing is setting the stage in their own way and like always their skew is well, “off the wall”.

For example: “These radical Left bolsheviks have been highly trained by the FBI COINTELPRO and/or CIA SPECIAL OPERATIONS to execute their disruptive missions with precision.”

“You can be sure that the U.S. Intel Community will have their deep cover agents and stealth operatives positioned all over D.C. on the 6th, looking for any opportunity to throw a wrench in the Patriot juggernaut that’s about to roll over everything inside the Beltway.”

And just how perfect is that? A pre-setup so when violence breaks out it won’t be their fault ……….THEY MADE US DO IT!

Oh don’t worry, the left sets up the same shit.

Seem like if nobody is to blame then nobody has to take responsibility for their actions.

 

And this “nobody has to take responsibility for their actions” runs from your city council member all the way to the Presidency.
AND THAT IS WHY WE ARE IN THE TOTAL MESS WE ARE IN!

The citizen has to reward their governmental officials with their vote ONLY when they support the citizen and not support governmental officials when they double cross you.

They have to be held to account!

Otherwise you will be taken to the cleaners and THAT IS YOUR OWN FAULT!

OH …… that does mean that you have to wake up to the issues that act against you and keep informed.

Just three examples:

Mitch McConnell blocks stimulus to the people but backs huge money to the rich AND THE VOTERS reelect him from one of the poorest states in the United States. WHY?
Nancy Pelosi and Dianne Feinstein have continually voted for corporate bailouts and war and against real people AND THE VOTERS reelect them. WHY?
It is another example of LOOK IN THE MIRROR politics.

The 6th is closer now than it was when Tubularsock started this rant and Tubularsock needs time to get the pop corn ready so dial it in: “BURN THE FUCKER DOWN” an American Story.

 

IT’S NOT OVER UNTIL YOU FLUSH!

You know, Tubularsock can write about this total insane mess that we find ourselves until Hell freezes over and STILL it runs on like a full case of diarrhea!

So lets just get to the bottom line in a hurry so you can get back to dodging Covid.

Sure Tubularsock is thinking of you.

 

 

 

OH SURE THERE IS MORE TO SAY ………… BUT LATER.

 

AS OUR WORLD TURNS ENDING 2020

 

Well we are in the middle of it here in California. Tubularsock received an EMERGENCY TEXT on Tubularsock’s old flip phone with a screen the size of a postage stamp which read that Tubularsock was under an emergency stay at home order.

As you may recall Tubularsock lives on the top floor with a corner office in an underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA. (see Bunker Tour).

Now we have been in this situation before and Tubularsock because Tubularsock is in the essential service of political blogging Tubularsock believes Tubularsock can do as he wishes and does.

But while free floating Tubularsock wears a mask which many have said that Tubularsock looks better with a mask than without and Tubularsock does an 8’ social distance because why not? Tubularsock doesn’t like people that much anyway.

Several friends chastise Tubularsock for believing in the mask and social distancing but Tubularsock seldom worries what others think of him with a very solid view of FUCK YOU to go along with it.

Now it is not that Tubularsock believes in these tactics but it is because Tubularsock has learned the hard way that if one believes one can poke a bear in the eye because it appears to be sleeping perhaps one should heed the advice and not do that.

The Corona is difficult enough to get along with why poke it?

And Tubularsock is a big believer of YOU doing what you wish just stay away from Tubularsock while you do it.

Alas, this diatribe ends with more pressing thoughts on Tubularsock’s mind. But using Tubularsock’s ability of the ancient cave dwellers pictographic abilities Tubularsock has created a small series of pictographs to summarize for non-readers current topics of interest.

And besides, it saves letters for use in later manuscripts where a larger variety of the alphabet can be used. Don’t thank Tubularsock yet.

CAN IT BE MORE CLEAR?

A CLEAR VOTING STRATEGY.

 

THE LAST MINUTE CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY.

ABOUT THE VOTE.

 

THE BOTTOM LINE.

STAY TUNED CHRISTMAS IS COMING.

 

 

 

 

BIDEN IS FUCKING BORING!

 

NOW WHAT?

Tubularsock has to admit that Donald Trump is the epitome of “alternative facts”.

There are worlds smaller than ours and there are worlds bigger than ours and there are worlds where realities that seem to be “normal” are the realities and then there are the “normal” that’s not.

And in all this Tubularsock hasn’t even got into the FACT that we all live in an illusion. But Tubularsock will save that for another day which doesn’t exists so watch your back.

Joe Biden is just FUCKING BORING! That guy couldn’t save Democracy even if we had one.

Platitudes, banality at its upper limits is going to be the order of the day and to hear it come from that fuck, turns Tubularsock’s bowels.

And to listen to the pundits blab on about how wonderful Biden happens to be ….. why?

BECAUSE HE’S NOT TRUMP! That’s a qualification?

Now none of this is to say that Tubularsock isn’t pleased that Trump is moving on to haunt us all differently it is to say that with this new corporate control we have the same slight of hand as the last wheeler dealer but now we can see just how asleep Americans can get. YAWN.

BUT TUBULARSOCK HAS A FEW TRUMP INSIGHTS THAT TUBULARSOCK IS WILLING TO SHARE FOR THE NON-READER SO YOU CAN KEEP UP.

IT IS SAID THAT A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS BUT TRUST TUBULARSOCK ON THIS, TUBULARSOCK’S PICTURES ARE WORTH SEVENTEEN HUNDRED WORDS.

AND YOU ARE GETTING A DISCOUNT ON TOP OF THAT.

 

So much for loving relation$hips.

 

The times they are a’changing.

 

That wall may be more valuable than Tubularsock thought!

 

AMERICAN ELECTIONS: OUT OF THE CLOSET

 

Tubularsock has a very good solid friend that is like one of those “God-people” and there is no question that if one looks for “credentials” this friend has studied many spiritual systems in depth, and has noticed—and conveyed to Tubularsock, the observation of many sages that “Everything is God”.

“All is working together for the ultimate good—no matter how it appears at a given moment”.

Now to lay this on Tubularsock’s God given cynicism is a lot to take in but Tubularsock is willing to go along for the ride and see what “spiritual” insights that may appear.

So lets see if we can get “Out of the Closet”!
“DEMOCRACY must be saved” is a bull shit talking point the Democrap’s have attempted to use against Plump-Donald.  Obummer and Wasserman Schultz REMOVED Bernie Sanders in 2020 and 2016 respectively from a chance at the Presidency by pulling the rug out from under him. You know one of those democratic moves Obummer speaks so highly about. That is an example of Democracy at work? Right?

Drump’s holding a stranglehold on the Republican’ts? Is that any different than Obummer holding a stranglehold on the Democrap’s when with a phone call he bargained Pete Buttigieg, Elizabeth Warren and Amy Klobuchar all to jump ship on Bernie when Obummer gave the word. Democracy? Sure it is ………….

The “system” is being exposed by Trump—and for anyone who cares to look at the Democrap’s ACTUAL actions they fair no better.

Obama, Clinton, Biden —scoundrels dressed up in their Sunday go-to-meetin’ suits—fooling the people with their “smooth-sly bull shit” acts.

Trump doesn’t have a Sunday go-to-meetin’ suit, yet his ability to rawly expose the system run by scoundrels of his own making as he speaks of “cleaning-the-swamp” is equally impressive!

Both sides of the fence—Democraps and Republican’ts are completely corrupt but The Dump has thrown a monkey wrench into the mix and exposes the corruption right out in the open AND NOBODY STOPS HIM FROM DOING IT. Ahh, the first dictum: Law and Order, out the window! To make that work SOMEBODY has to say NO!

IF you don’t think that fucking Nancy Pelosi with her fucking $24,000.00 refrigerator filled with fucking custom ice cream and her fucking husband doing insider trading isn’t corruption and on top of it totally DISCONNECTED from the “people” she should be representing, then you haven’t caught up to the system as it is in reality.

Now Nancy does represent very well, as a corporate whore is paid to do, the REAL people she does the bidding for BUT IT AIN’T YOU SUCKER!

But as Nancy plays the Ice Cream Game and ACTS like she is a real living person (HA!), Donald rushes about in his golf togs calling “Make America Great”, the phrase he stole from Ronald Reagan, having no interest in doing that but settling rather on ME, ME, ME!

Even Bernie can’t be excluded. He has a blind spot that still believes in the system.
And that belief caught him off guard two times and you’ll see him climb on his horse again believing that the likes of Senile OLD JOE and CORPORATE WHORE KAMILA will listen to “progressive voices” for change. Dumb move!

Bernie still hasn’t gotten, after all these years, that the only way for so called progressives to win over the rotten core of the American political sewerage (aka, the Democraps and the Republican’ts) is to roll in Tanks and blow them to pieces.

Hell, when it’s finished ……… call it Democracy!

 

But alas, As Tubularsock’s “God-person” said, “All is working together for the ultimate good—no matter how it appears at a given moment”. REMEMBER?

And that is best summed up by Bradley Blankenship, a Prague-based American journalist, political analyst and freelance reporter, when he wrote:

“Trump may have accelerated Washington’s downward trajectory by embarrassing the US on the world stage and self-imploding the US economy over a mismanaged Covid-19 response, but most understand that this is reflective of the US itself and not just Trump alone. After all, a country that could actually produce a Trump presidency and then follow that up with a very obviously mentally deteriorating 77-year-old (soon to be 78!) is unfit to be the world’s foremost power. It is also merely a fact of history that empires don’t last forever.”

Amen Brothers and Sisters!

And the best Tubularsock can come up with in Tubularsock’s Cynical Spiritual Quest is
that It may be time for the American Society to stop and focus on some self-reflection!

Scary, right?

BECAUSE TO DATE WE ARE ONE FUCKED UP SOCIETY!

 

DEAD ON ARRIVAL WINS PRESIDENCY

 

Well from the controlled news media it has been announced that Dead On Arrival has “won” the Presidency of the United States of America.

And of course the Orange Cadaver is having his tantrum right on schedule.

AHHH, life is so predictable in a controlled society.

Makes you feel safe ……. right?

There was once upon a time that Tubularsock would at least “hope” that our society would learn from it’s mistakes and improve the world for ALL people.

Tubularsock knows ……. silly.

But the writing is ALWAYS on the wall which makes graffiti not only an art form but a fundamental library of knowledge.

Now it is always interesting to ask the simple question to those people who are jumping up and down for Dead On Arrival’s win.

Have you read his past policies? This is the guy you want making future policy? Get real! Just how stupid are you.

And in truth Joe should make sure that his food tester bites into every dinner before he eats because Kamila is a climber from the Hillary Clinton playbook. Like a total bitch!

Tubularsock would just say, “watch your back”.

And as for policy. Have you looked at her background? They call her a “progressive” but she is as progressive as a Southern Democrap!

No, Tubularsock is afraid that things are NOT going to get better. This roller-coaster is rigged for down.

And do you think that the Senate staying in the position to block any “progress” of Old Joe is a coincidence? Well, no surprise there. It is part of the formula.

It is part of the cover provided by our wretched and controlled “democracy” so nothing changes for the money elite but allows that whoever is in power to have the excuse of not being able to pass any legislation to help the regular people.

You’ll watch the Republicn’t stand up and say WE MUST stop deficit spending and balance the budget and Democrap’s say we must help the people with a stimulus package BUT the rich have already robbed the treasury so Old Joe’s hands are tied.

Same playbook when Obummer was President. When he had control of Congress he didn’t pass shit.

Then when is lost control of Congress it became the excuse why he couldn’t pass shit!

But the Banks and Wall Street bailout Obummer was able to pull off …….. any questions?

And yep, The Orange Cadaver’s tax bill and the Covid stimulus gave the rich the money and the citizens pocket change.

Does it appear that both parties are in this together?

So don’t expect anything new because the game is rigged and YOU ain’t in the club house!

Ah, you poor bastards …….. foiled again!

TUBULARSOCK 2020 CONVENTION SUMMARY FOR NON-READERS.

Here we go again.

Tubularsock doing ALL THE WORK
for you!

One of many Professional Abilities
that Tubularsock possesses is
THE ART OF BULL SHIT.

Yes, not just producing it
but recognizing it when
it rolls down the
turnpike.

And there is no better place
to witness PURE BULLSHIT
than when the power structure
ships it to you with fireworks
and red white and blue banners.

And where better than the
ALL CIRCUS
political conventions.

Now sure,
If one is really brain dead
with no emotional connections
one can actually sit and
listen to the speeches as
long as you have a bucket
and a shovel
so as to clean up as the
abundance of PURE SHIT
oozes from every corner
of your TV or computer screen.

Even the smell is intense!

And hell maybe you are one of the
brain dead. Not Tubularsock’s problem.

But maybe you’re not.
Then what?

Yeah, you can vote.

BUT FOR WHAT?

You may still want to insist that your
vote counts for something but that only means
you are delusional.

Your vote lost out to CASH a long time ago
while you were busy trying to make a living.

Unless you are willing to grab your AK-47
and take to the streets, then you have lost.

However for Tubularsock the forever optimist,
“The Fat Lady Hasn’t Sung Yet”
LIKE A POSSIBILITY.

 

 

LET AMERICA FAIL: THE DEMOCRAPS

 

At exactly what point do you wake up. The Democratic National Convention has ended and the Republican National Convention is just beginning.

Tubularsock attempted to stay away from all of the speeches but got confused when the Republican’ts nearly out numbered the Democraps in speaking time at the DNC.

And when the war criminals were rolled out to give us all the advice of just how wonderful America happens to be and how “strong” we are and how important our values that we hold so dear help to define who we are, Tubularsock had to vomit.

Colin Powell who should be in prison right now for war crimes against humanity is instead lecturing us on TV about the integrity of NO GO JOE, The Empty Box. Give Tubularsock a fucking break!

And that other pseud-Black guy, you know, ahh …….. Obummer. He too spoke in his superficially moronic way oozing that slick used car kind of a way that convinces many that he is a sincere broker of some kind of truth while fucking you over all the way to the banks.

He was that “hope and change” character. You remember. The one that out did Bush in attacking other countries running about humanitarianly killing their women and children and droning people he picked from a hat at his Kill By Drone Tuesday Meetings.

In truth, another war criminal on the loose.

Oh yes, and let’s not forget Kamala who has spent her illustrious career locking up those Black marijuana smokers and helping to fill all those private prisons in the name of safety.

You do realize that the Democrap platform STILL does not want legalized marijuana!

And who could forget Michelle who really took the cake with all that Disneyesq bull shit of the meaning of the American sleep walking dumbass citizens who are fooled with false sincerity and caring as she and her sickening slick husband butt fucked all of us equally giving all the wealth to the banksters and helping to destroy the Black middle class by foreclosing on their homes without a government bailout.

But enough of those colored folk.

Lets get right down to real power, WHITE FOLK! And who epitomizes WHITE more than Tubularsock’s favorite “Goldwater Girl” Hillary Rot-m Clinton. The quintessential Chicago suburban White and we all know there is no white like a suburban White!

They sure don’t love them darkies!

And as a war criminal Killery can hold her head up proud with the rest of these assholes!

The old speaking rostrum was crowded with War Criminals. Kind of gives one an idea of the Empty Box’s foreign policy but one could not tell it from any policy statement BY ANYONE!

The only goal is to get rid of the Orange Dump but THEN WHAT?

Now Bernie gave his deranged speech endorsing NO GO JOE as a “good friend” after being screwed by fucking Obummer in pulling the rug out from under him in the primaries.

But Bernie still endorsed The Empty Box.

It is a tough call after the Killery’s Campaign cheated and rigged the DNC vote to push Bernie aside in 2016 and Obummer pulled the old “Saturday Night Massacre” on Bernie in 2020 and HE STILL ENDORSES these corrupt creeps?

AND THEY ARE TRYING TO CALL TRUMP CORRUPT?

Well the old Democraps didn’t impress Tubularsock with any of this BUT they did secure that Tubularsock wouldn’t vote for the Empty Box-NO GO JOE! But in truth that wasn’t ever going to happen anyway only because Tubularsock doesn’t want children to sit on his lap like Joe or ram a hand up a woman skirt in a Capitol hallway like Joe. He really is a fucking creep!

And no, the Orange Turd doesn’t look any better either ……………

And remember, “THE FAT LADY HASN’T SUNG YET”.

Oh, and by the way ……. if you are a Demopcrap and believe that NO GO JOE has any promise of real leadership then you are plain fucking stupid!

And ask yourself, just how was NO GO JOE thrust on you? DID YOU GET TO PICK THIS GUY?

No!

He was given to you. Which is just why your “right to vote” doesn’t count at all.

HE WAS GIVEN TO YOU AS YOUR CHOICE.

Wake the fuck up!