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This concept can’t be that difficult to understand.

 

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THINGS WOULD CHANGE!

When Tubularsock wins the election in 2016 and becomes President of the United States —— THINGS WILL CHANGE!

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Now it is true that Tubularsock’s Super-PAC doesn’t have much cash because like Donald, Tubularsock funds his own campaign. Tubularsock’s vast sums of wealth have been acquired from speaking at many Wall events. And all Tubularsock Wall events are the biggest and tallest!

Just last week Tubularsock spoke for over three hours to the Sheetrock and Plasterers Meeting in an undisclosed area and the transcripts of that speech will be forthcoming as soon as all the other candidates release their speech transcripts, Hillary.

As usual, Tubularsock took questions and gave answers and all those answers were just GREAT and really FANTASTIC and the answers Tubularsock provided were THE GREATEST AND BIGGEST AND TALLEST answers anyone could have given. EVERYBODY LIKES TUBULARSOCK, TUBULARSOCK GETS ALONG WITH EVERYBODY! And if that isn’t enough Tubularsock can make DEALS! You just can’t do better than Tubularsock!

 

Tubularsock figures that you may haven’t had the time to noticed the following:

Whether you vote for Donnie, Hillary, or Bernie none of them offer ANY solutions for,

1.  the permanent war on terror

2. the neo-liberal economic policies where the rich get richer and you get poorer
(note: that won’t change by breaking up the big banks)

3. the reinstatement of Habeas Corpus

4. an expanded Bill of Rights

5. the US/NATO presence in 130 countries

6. the establishment of complete electronic privacy

7. full governmental transparency

8. a bail out of the $1 trillion student loan debt
(note: that isn’t the same as free college tuition in the future)

And the list could go on …….. aren’t you happy that Tubularsock knows Americans have a short attention span.

AND YES TUBULARSOCK IS THE ONLY CANDIDATE THAT WILL DEAL WITH THIS LIST WITHIN THE FIRST HUNDRED HOURS AFTER TAKING OFFICE ……… COUNT ON IT!

Bernie is the only one who actually has at least some integrity (besides Tubularsock) and does offer at least some hope of real change in the corrupt direction that this country is immersed in at this time and for some time, maybe 200 some years give or take.

Hillary is so corrupt that it will be business as usual.

And Donnie-boy …….. well, he’ll create dysfunction just at a faster rate than Hillary who will speed the decline of the United States into the abyss.

So bottom line for sanity in our time ……. Tubularsock 2016

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THE TIME IS NOW MOTHERFUCKERS!

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PECKING ORDER

Well Tubularsock was just fucking around in his top floor corner office overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA ……. you know dusting and stuff.

Tubularsock started a research session on the Clintons and the information is just generally depressing. If those two and their offspring aren’t quintessentially the most fucked up examples what inbreeding can produce Tubularsock doesn’t know what is!

So, setting Tubularsock’s poison-pen aside for the moment Tubularsock thought he would express his own outer-view relationships.

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Now that that is cleared up let Tubularsock just mention the White House Corespondents Dinner. You’d think that a room filled with that many totally worthless main-stream-media eunuchs would be totally BORING. Well, yep …… you are correct. What a sad, sad, sad, collections of waste product spewed out into a banquet-room. It is somewhat amazing to see so much DISCONNECT-FROM-REALITY present in one room and really in truth if some trusty-terrorist-group would have blown up all of them ……… the world today would have been a much better place. Sad to say it didn’t happen!

And really, even though Step-en-fetch-it-obomber is rather a good example of how some “black’s” don’t have comic rhythm (hey, some “blacks” can’t dance) Tubularsock really doesn’t want a Comic-As-President!

Now Comedian Larry Wilmore, who Tubularsock finds a luke-warm-comedian, did the old “DRONE” joke which didn’t go over well or as well as last years Obama DRONE joke. Exactly what is WRONG with these people?

Ok, here is a really funny appropriate joke for next year’s White House Corespondents Dinner: “Did you hear that a drone was dropped on the White House lawn by the House of Saud and blew Sasha and Malia to bits throwing their entrails all over the White House Christmas Tree? It’s become the 29th page of the unreleased 28 pages!”

Wow, awesome ……. Tubularsock can tell a great joke. Too bad, a missed opportunity, because next year it will be jokes about Bill’s “Tell-Tail-Mark” on his penis!

What ever happened to Dick Gregory? Oh yeah, he’d never be invited …… he was into truth.

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You remember the old adage, “You don’t get something for nothing”, right? And in today’s world you don’t even get something for something! Whether it’s job numbers or economic growth it is all a shimmer, an imaginary glow built on shifting sand. And as often than not your castle will take a hit if not fall down completely.

So you listen to the predictions and the forecasts and you think that you are “in the know” BUT the lie is deep and the entire monetary system is just an agreement. It is NOTHING or EVERYTHING by agreement.

That is why you don’t have a chance ……. you can save and end up with nothing, you can spend and end up with nothing, and you can go deeply in debt and end up with nothing. Pretty much it’s NOTHING!

You see we have been trained to believe that having something is important and we have been trained that what we have is the definition of who we are. And yes we have fallen for it.

We NEED the new iPhone, car, house, mate, child, clothes, shoes, hair style to define OUR POSITION in the lie in which we live survive. And the first sign that you have been suckered into this labyrinth is when you agree to wake up at six AM take your car and sit in a long, slow-crawling line of cars inching along to cubical land where you sit on a computer all day doing meaningless tasks until the magic AGREED upon number of 5PM.

The magic AGREED upon number of 5 opens the door that allows you to go out and get in you car and sit in a long, slow-crawling line of cars inching along back to your bed.

Oh sure, there are variants to this scenario but the results are the same …….. you live in slavery to your THINGS!

Because you think your THINGS define your POSITION and your WORTH in the society in which you live survive.

And here is where the depth of OUR conditioning shows through the cracks. Tubularsock has been observing a group of “homeless” people who “work” a particular corner in the city in order to make their income. It is THEIR corner and they “work” it in shifts from 6AM to about 7:30PM every week day and 9AM to 4PM Saturday and Sundays.

Each one of them have an iPhone and they seldom sit during their shift but rather are active walking the line of cars that are waiting at the stoplight. They are friendly and polite and on task. And from Tubularsock’s vantage point VERY successful.

But the point is THEY ARE AT WORK! A job that is not any freer than a cubical except for the tan. They are following a tried and true business model and are successful and they have the “stuff” in clothing and iPhones to prove it.

And in truth, may not even be homeless but rather “self-employed”.

Now some people enjoy their work and some people don’t. But the bottom line is the less you define yourself as what you do and what you have and what you are programed to believe you need the greater real freedom you feel and THAT is the way out of slavery …………

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There is that argument that Hillary isn’t responsible for “her husband’s” policies, but she has taken responsibility for proudly promoting Bill’s omnibus crime bill of 1994 which led to the massive build out of the mass incarceration of the Prison Industrial Complex where more money is spent on prison than on schools.

The United States leads the world in having the largest prison population AND major drug problems as well!

Bill and Hillary’s crime bill was used to justify mass incarceration for many crack addicts and small dose marijuana users, not dealers. The focus was not rehabilitation of the addicts, but punitive punishment.

Now Bill while supporting Hillary on the campaign trail says that the 1994 crime bill was a humanitarian attempt to stop drug violence. However its supposed unintended consequence disproportionally locked up and destroyed Black families with thousands being sent to prison for non-violent drug offensives. With Hillary calling some black youth “super-predator” needing to be brought to “heel”!

It is one of those, oh gosh, we meant well but oops, vote for Hillary moments!

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About the same time in Portugal they decriminalized all drugs and since then drug usage in that country has declined substantially. In the United States it has increased.

Once upon a time the Democratic Party stood for decent wages, adequate housing, quality public education, public health care from cradle to grave, adequate pensions and the right of political participation. No more.

Now both the Democrats and Republican only stand for corporate greed and war profiteering at the expense of the regular people who still some how believe they have a say. And the people do have a say …….. but not a choice!

You can vote for dog shit or dog shit! The ayes have it!

 

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Tubularsock has called this press conference today to say that Ted Cruz’s adventures into extramarital affairs
or Donald Trump’s romps with a variety of younger women are  JUST SHOCKING to Tubularsock.

Even Hillary, it has been rumored, has stepped out of line when it comes to marital fidelity.

And Bernie would have, it’s assumed, except Jane would have “cleaned-his-plow” among other things if he had done so!

In fact, if you look at the history of SEX in and around the White House, even if you exclude the Secret Service’s prostitutes, you would find that it is prolific.

So in Tubularsock’s continued effort to have a transparent Presidential Campaign and a complete open door policy in Tubularsock’s future Presidency, Tubularsock has to report to the American citizens that  THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER articles about Tubularsock are “GARBAGE”!

Tubularsock knows that Donald Trump in his continued jealousy over Tubularsock’s large hands and perfect hair has been having his publisher friends at THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER publish these disgusting attacks directed at Tubularsock!

 

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THESE STORIES ARE NOT TRUE! THEY ARE LYING FOR TRUMP! Plain and simple!

Now, it is true that in Tubularsock’s early days he was involved with June Cleaver. But only in the afternoons.

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And Tubularsock had a three-way with Annette and a guy named Mickey.

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“Those were the days, my friend ……… we thought they’d never end.”

But this was the foolishness of youth that we all know so well!

 

AND IT IS TRUE THAT:

Tubularsock did talk positions with Hillary.

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And bear relationships with Sarah.

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And the size of Brought Worst with Merkel.

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And, oh sure ……… torture, bondage, and leather with Condi.

 

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But these were ALL PROFESSIONAL RELATIONSHIPS!

So Tubularsock stands clear, honest and open. Just as he’d be as President.

Now, TED CRUZ ……… where do we go from here? Few Presidents have been able to keep it in their pants!

We as Americans already have to worry that if Hillary gets elected we’ll have to see the White House turned into

Bill Clinton’s Brothel! And you guys in Tubularsock Land hadn’t even thought of that to worry about! Or have you?

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Tubularsock has always wondered how it would be to live in a country which had an educated and informed electorate but Tubularsock has come to the conclusion that the possibility of that will NEVER come to pass ….. EVER.

Not in the United States of America …… that is a given.

In former-times the learned had to read from parchment texts by candlelight and write with a pointed feather. In even earlier times they “wrote” on the walls of caves. And “In the beginning” they “wrote” on stone tablets using a chisel and hammer but in truth you’d have to be stoned to believe “those” stories.

Our society has the ability to be informed IN DETAIL and in REAL TIME to information 24/7. And information is just pouring out of every electronic orifice we have in our pockets, on our desks, in our cars, on our laps BUT the populous knows less now than they ever have in the history of our nation.

Why is that? No really ……… we can Twitter and Blather, we can Facebook and Flickr, we can Pinit and Postit, we can Linkedin and Pinterest and if all else fails we can Google Plus. You’d think we’d know something, right? WRONG!

Now, not that EVERYTHING is pointless in our “information age” it is all backwards and you have to know how to read it. Here is a clue. By the time “Madison Avenue” has come up with the proper catchall phrase or jingle for an experience it is too late. So even the term “information age” isn’t informational but the opposite, just like “democracy” isn’t, or “precision targeting” isn’t, or “humanitarian war” isn’t!

And take note, the catchall phrase or jingle LEADS the experience. THAT is what “Madison Avenue” was created to do and is still doing but not under that archaic title.

Now it’s called psych-ops. See how that works?

Thought control has been in operation for so long that it now appears to not exist. Even the government, religious and academic institutions BELIEVE their own crap! And leaders lead from their own concoctions of their own crap ………… the witches brew has taken root!

So just sit back, eat another organic pretzel. Have another cup of chai tea and ruminate on the true meaning of this:

About five days ago the New York Daily News reported that they had talked with the “esteemed forensic linguist Professor Rob Leonard, who gives expert testimony about language and writing in murder trials” and had him analyze THE RECENT TWEETS OF KIM KARDASHIAN to determine if it was she who had written them.

Yes, you see Kim posted a “nude selfie” (no, that isn’t the newsy part) and there was a flurry of criticism of her which led her tweeting a series of “humorous” tweets bashing Bette Midler, Chloe Grace Moretz, and Piers Morgan.

Now, Tubularsock hopes you are following this …….

Many didn’t believe that Kim was “behind” those tweets and she responded, “Wait I can’t believe people thought Kanye or Khole hacked my Twitter. I swear I’m funny too!!!”

Well Tubularsock does have to mention here for clarification that, Kim IS “funny too” and that’s an understatement. Just in case you had become lost in this drama not to have notice it yourself.

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The good Professor pointed out after extensive review of all the Tweets that the term “hey” is often used by Kanye but NOT by Kim, the hashtags were all in lowercase letters but Kim usually uses ALL CAPS or Caps The First Letter Of Every Word while Kanye uses ALL CAPS, no caps, or just the first word capped. And finally “Twitter” is always spelled “twitter” by Kim but always capitalized by Kanye.

So the verdict is …….. the envelope please ………. Kanye hacked Kim’s TWITTER and made the “funny” bashing comments!

So this is what the “information age” has become and WE ARE ALL collateral damage!

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