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HILLARY THE LIE

Posted: April 25, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, BANKS, Bill Clinton, Delusional, DREAMS, Hillary Clinton, WOMEN ISSUES
Tags: 2016 Presidential Election, barack obama, Hillary Clinton

HILLARY THE LIE

Oka. Let’s get something straight ……… Barack Obama is a shell of a man. He has done what he was told and for it he gets a pension for life and a big ol’ library to throw parties. He also will probably get a nice house in Chicago and speaking gigs with expensive speaking fees. That is the bribery-in-reverse feature of American political fame. The payoff for doing what he was told comes AFTER …

Now Hillary is running about and she is promising to “. . . continue the “progressive” legacy set by Obama”!

OH PLEASE! Obama is as “progressive” as a pile of frozen diarrhea! It’s not going anyplace!

Hillary and Obama are the mask of slavery. The House Nigger and the Corporate Whore all dressed up in Americana!

They both are lies as well as lairs and to watch their sheeple bleat their prase is just disgusting!

Hillary thinks the TPP is PROGRESSIVE ? For whom?

Time out: Progressive: “using or interested in new or modern ideas” (Merriam-Webster)

Just what is new about economic slavery?

Hillary thinks DRONE WARS are progressive? Hillary is a neo-con and neo-con’s think backward so that may explain that but it is NOT progressive it’s called MURDER! “We came, we saw, he’s dead!” to explain American oppression tells it all!

And then Wall Street bailouts? Progressive? If so, then that would put George W. in the progressive camp. She has got to be kidding.

Or how about $12 an hour minimum wage? ……… progressive? Tubularsock would sure like to hear Hillary answer the question, “Could you live on $12 an hour, Hillary?” But she doesn’t have to because sucking Wall Street is profitable!

And who can forget “women issues”. Is Bill’s sexual predator raping fest a “progressive” view? THAT IS JUST SAD.

No Hillary is just the face of corrupt capitalism and like Obama, looks are deceiving.

All in all what is about to happen in the United States is that due to continued American Stupidity, Step-an-Fetch-It Black Wall Street Slave Boy will be replaced with a White Wall-Street-Whore with her Pimp. And then business as usual.

Now does Tubularsock really care?

Nah ……….. it’s natural folks.

FROM DECAY TO DESTRUCTION!

NOW THAT IS SOMETHING TUBULARSOCK CAN GET BEHIND.

AND THE AYES HAVE IT!

Posted: April 21, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, America Asleep, Bill Clinton, Bull Shit, Hillary Clinton, Prison, Psychology, RACISM
Tags: 2016 Presidential Election, Hillary Clinton

There is that argument that Hillary isn’t responsible for “her husband’s” policies, but she has taken responsibility for proudly promoting Bill’s omnibus crime bill of 1994 which led to the massive build out of the mass incarceration of the Prison Industrial Complex where more money is spent on prison than on schools.

The United States leads the world in having the largest prison population AND major drug problems as well!

Bill and Hillary’s crime bill was used to justify mass incarceration for many crack addicts and small dose marijuana users, not dealers. The focus was not rehabilitation of the addicts, but punitive punishment.

Now Bill while supporting Hillary on the campaign trail says that the 1994 crime bill was a humanitarian attempt to stop drug violence. However its supposed unintended consequence disproportionally locked up and destroyed Black families with thousands being sent to prison for non-violent drug offensives. With Hillary calling some black youth “super-predator” needing to be brought to “heel”!

It is one of those, oh gosh, we meant well but oops, vote for Hillary moments!

About the same time in Portugal they decriminalized all drugs and since then drug usage in that country has declined substantially. In the United States it has increased.

Once upon a time the Democratic Party stood for decent wages, adequate housing, quality public education, public health care from cradle to grave, adequate pensions and the right of political participation. No more.

Now both the Democrats and Republican only stand for corporate greed and war profiteering at the expense of the regular people who still some how believe they have a say. And the people do have a say …….. but not a choice!

You can vote for dog shit or dog shit!

CLINTON FOUNDATION SCAM

Posted: April 18, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, BANKS, Bill Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, Clinton Foundation, Hillary Clinton, WOMEN ISSUES
Tags: 2016 Presidential Election, Hillary Clinton

Tubularsock has always been impressed with the Clintons and their ability to lift themselves up from the “lower-classes” and out sleaze the political-sleaze-balls that sleaze about Washington, D.”Ceaze”.

And one of the great scams going down is the Clinton Foundation. If you want something “fixed” or say a hefty government contract, or a couple well used whores that Bill lost interest in, well the Clinton Foundation is the place to shop.

And what is great is that even Chelsea got a job there. Sweet.

None of the Clintons draw a salary from the foundation that just wouldn’t seem right, right? But they do enjoy first-class flights paid for by the foundation. And they do set up their “friends” with high paying jobs.

According to nonprofit experts the Clinton Foundation spends far below the 75 percent rate of spending that a good charity should spend on its mission. The bulk of it spending centers on administration, travel, and salaries and bonuses, with the fattest payouts going to family friends.

Charity Navigator, which rates nonprofits, last year refused to rate the Clinton Foundation because its “atypical business model . . . doesn’t meet our criteria.”

Charity Navigator put the foundation on its “watch list,” which warns potential donors about investing in problematic charities.

So it appears that influence peddling is just part of the Clinton Foundation …………

But the real advantage for Tubularsock, if people fail to recognize Hillary Clinton for what she really is and vote her into the White House, is it will make Tubularsock’s task much easier. All Tubularsock will have to do is check the “donation” schedule of the Clinton Foundation and know just where American foreign policy is headed. Easy!

For example, while Hillary was secretary of state, she signed off on a deal that allowed a Russian government enterprise to control one-fifth of all uranium producing capacity in the United States. Rosatom, the Russian company, acquired a Canadian firm controlled by Frank Giustra, a friend of Bill Clinton’s and member of the foundation board, who has pledged over $130 million to the Clinton family charity.

And you have been led to believe that Russia is our enemy ………… silly people!

Nothing to see here folks, move along, move along ………..

WHITE BROTHEL . . .

Posted: April 13, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton
Tags: 2016 Presidential Election, Hillary Clinton

WHORES & PIMPS

Posted: April 8, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Wall Street, WOMEN ISSUES
Tags: 2016 Presidential Election, Hillary Clinton

SCANDAL, SCANDAL EVERYWHERE …

Posted: March 28, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, America Asleep, American Exceptionalism, Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, ethics training, Garbage, Hillary Clinton, Psychology, psychomania, RELATIONSHIPS, SARAH PALIN, TED CRUZ, torture, WOMEN ISSUES, Women's vote
Tags: 2016 Presidential Election, DONALD TRUMP, Hillary Clinton, Psychology

Tubularsock has called this press conference today to say that Ted Cruz’s adventures into extramarital affairs
or Donald Trump’s romps with a variety of younger women are JUST SHOCKING to Tubularsock.

Even Hillary, it has been rumored, has stepped out of line when it comes to marital fidelity.

And Bernie would have, it’s assumed, except Jane would have “cleaned-his-plow” among other things if he had done so!

In fact, if you look at the history of SEX in and around the White House, even if you exclude the Secret Service’s prostitutes, you would find that it is prolific.

So in Tubularsock’s continued effort to have a transparent Presidential Campaign and a complete open door policy in Tubularsock’s future Presidency, Tubularsock has to report to the American citizens that THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER articles about Tubularsock are “GARBAGE”!

Tubularsock knows that Donald Trump in his continued jealousy over Tubularsock’s large hands and perfect hair has been having his publisher friends at THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER publish these disgusting attacks directed at Tubularsock!

THESE STORIES ARE NOT TRUE! THEY ARE LYING FOR TRUMP! Plain and simple!

Now, it is true that in Tubularsock’s early days he was involved with June Cleaver. But only in the afternoons.

And Tubularsock had a three-way with Annette and a guy named Mickey.

“Those were the days, my friend ……… we thought they’d never end.”

But this was the foolishness of youth that we all know so well!

AND IT IS TRUE THAT:

Tubularsock did talk positions with Hillary.

And bear relationships with Sarah.

And the size of Brought Worst with Merkel.

And, oh sure ……… torture, bondage, and leather with Condi.

But these were ALL PROFESSIONAL RELATIONSHIPS!

So Tubularsock stands clear, honest and open. Just as he’d be as President.

Now, TED CRUZ ……… where do we go from here? Few Presidents have been able to keep it in their pants!

We as Americans already have to worry that if Hillary gets elected we’ll have to see the White House turned into

Bill Clinton’s Brothel! And you guys in Tubularsock Land hadn’t even thought of that to worry about! Or have you?

Michael Jackson Gentrified!

Posted: January 30, 2016 in Bill Clinton, Bill Cosby, Michael Jackson, Movies
Tags: Bill Clinton, Bill Cosby, Michael Jackson, Movies

In The Middle Of It All . . . Michael Jackson Gentrified!

Now Tubularsock really has seen it all and most of it is just plain unadulterated shit!

And this doesn’t “Take The Cake” because that Cake was taken a way long time ago.

BUT it is more of a WHAT-THE-FUCK moment ………

Beloved Hollywood is going to make a Road-Trip-Movie about a maybe true story of Michael Jackson, Elizabeth Taylor and Marlon Brando taking a car trip after 9/11 from New York to California. Spoiler alert …… they only make it to Ohio!

But hey, Hollywood made bank on all those Road films with Bing Crosby and Bob Hope back in the day so why not, Right.

On the other hand, who gives a flying fuck ……. oh yeah, Americans! Meaning U.S. Americans, so eager to follow the stars and forget the demise of their own lives.

This wouldn’t hardly be rated as interesting except for the GREATER STORY.

Michael Jackson will be played by Joseph Fiennes A WHITE BRITISH GUY!

Tubularsock figures that “Black-Face” is back! Yesss’em!

With all the Black actors in the world …….. ahhh, WHAT?

Oh yeah, this is post racial America where racism is a thing of the past.

The only thing Tubularsock can figure is that President Barack has played such a convincing White-guy-President that Hollywood figured that a White-guy too could play a Black-guy entertainer. Nice, prejudice is over!

So sure, Tubularsock can see Bill Clinton playing Bill Cosby in a new hit film Sleep Tight My Pretty, Daddy’s Home.

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