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Tubularsock finds it difficult to believe that the agency (CIA) who has been tasked with overthrowing countries (even democratic ones) and manipulating elections all over the world is now all of a sudden telling us the “truth”?

None of you can be that naive!

It has already been discovered that it wasn’t a “hack” but rather an “inside leak” and the “leaker” is known by Craig Murray, the former UK ambassador to Uzbekistan.

The “leaker’s” motivation was “disgust at the corruption of the Clinton Foundation and the ’tilting of the primary election playing field against Bernie Sanders”!

Furthermore the “hack” software used can be purchased on the “dark web” by ANYONE and it is an outdated Ukrainian/Russian software.

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Maybe the Democrats should spend their time and “clean house” rather than point the blame for losing this election to fucking-orange-twitter-man and the “Russians”!

And just a personal note: Is Tubularsock going to believe a man named Clapper? Not without a penicillin shot!

And what is all this neocon Russian shit anyway?

The Russians have 10 military bases outside Russia with an estimated 45,000 personnel.

The United States has 900 military bases in 130 countries outside the U.S. with an estimated 150,560 personnel. With a total worldwide military personnel of 1,302,941.

Now I ask you …….. WHO’S THE AGGRESSOR?

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BLIND TRUST FANTASY 

There has been an outcry by many that President Elect Tweet put his businesses not just into his family’s control but place his entire business assets and investments into a blind trust.

And this has always sounded good for people who know insider deals about to happen to not be able to use that information to feather their own family nest.

And it seems like the perfect solution, doesn’t it?

Well it is a silly cover …….

Let Tubularsock give you a typical Tubularsock Example.

Tubularsock takes all his money and invests in Atomic-Ping-Pong-Balls. Yes, it is a futuristic concept which may or may not even work.

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Because it is a new investment “opportunity” the share price is $3.00 a share. And Tubularsock buys 500,000 shares. That means that Tubularsock’s total cost is $1 and a half million. (remember this is an example and Tubularsock’s current “funds” fall a bit short of this amount.)

Then Tubularsock goes off to Washington, D.C. as President or Senator or even a member of the House of Representatives.

And a blind trust is set up “in good faith” to show no conflict of interest. (Horse-shit, to coin an economic phrase that fits the bill.)

Now remember, this is a simple straight forward example but the idea can be perfected a number of ways and the end result is controlled wealth accumulation with the advantage of the fantasy of no conflict of interest.

So to make this example more realistic let’s take Tubularsock’s name out of the equation and in its place substitute the name of say, ahhh …. Senator McNUT.

Now Senator McNUT works the system in the Senate and gets a plum committee chairmanship. This may take a couple of years or even less depending on his value to his party but in time he is made Chairman of  the Advanced Military Systems Committee.

And because of his position and influence (due to the fact that other Senators are busy doing the same type of scam) McNUT puts forth and fast-tracks a new weapon known as APPB Munitions.

And through “deal-making” gets the Committee to vote this new futuristic weapon into existence and moves it through to passage.
Now remember, Atomic-Ping-Pong-Balls may not even work BUT this is the Federal Government and all that is needed to be said that, it is “believed” that APPB could STOP terrorism!

Of course, outside the Washington bubble Atomic-Ping-Pong-Balls stock takes a leap upward. Upon passage the stock jumps to $10 a share! OR $5 million for blind trust McNUT.

Now this continues and say Atomic-Ping-Pong-Balls actually kind-of-works. Well remember this is the Federal Government so additional contracts are given for APPB and the price per share jumps to $33 a share due to a “maybe” break threw and Senator McNUT’s investment increases to $16 million 500 thousand.

Are you getting the point. And lets say Senator McNut did this with just five defense products ……. early retirement, yes?

The manipulation is done wide open and the “blind-trust” really is a “BLIND-BLING”

And the BLIND BLING works at many levels. The Clinton Foundation is a wonderful BLIND BLING. You’ll be noticing Obummer’s speech circuit after he leaves office as how the BLIND BLING works, Michelle’s as well.

The “pay-off” comes AFTER! It is a POSTED DATED BRIBE and it is deemed A-OK with the established power elite. Hey, that is how American Democracy is done!

AND THE BEAT GOES ON ………………..

Should you worry about the SWAMP THAT TWEET’S CREATING?

FUCK YEAH!

But before the fucking clinton-obama holier than thou crescendo reaches a greater volume ….. reflect on THIS BLIND BLING CON.

Now reread Tubularsock’s thoughts …… TRUTH CAN BE FOUND IN A LOST WORLD!

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PRE-CONSPIRACY THEORY

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THE RUSSIANS DID IT?

Now why is it that YOU and Tubularsock, as American Citizens, have to depend on the RUSSIANS to hack the emails of our politicians so WE AMERICANS can read the truth?

THAT SHOULD BE THE REAL CONCERN, DON’T YOU THINK?

Perhaps it is because we are continuing being lied to by Hillary, Trump and the rest of our political establishment.

“I did not have sex with that woman”. Thanks Bill, we know, we know.

“I am not a crook!”. Thanks Dick, we know, we know.

“We KNOW that Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction” Thanks George W. we know, we know.

“The NSA DOES NOT spy on Americans”. Thanks James Clapper, Director of National Intelligence. We know, we know!

“The North Vietnamese regime . . . conducted further deliberate attacks against U.S. naval vessels . . .”. Thanks Lyndon, we know, we know.

A “. . . report that’s been pretty well confirmed, that [9/11 hijacker Mohammed Atta] did go to Prague and he did meet with a senior official of the Iraqi intelligence service . . .”. Thanks Dick Cheney, we know, we know after even the CIA told you this was a false report the day before you said it on TV!

A committee in the House of Representatives in 2004 identified “237 misleading statements about the threat posed by Iraq that were made by President Bush, Vice President Cheney, Secretary Rumsfeld, Secretary Powell, and National Security Advisor Rice. Thanks, we know, we know.

“Osama bin Laden DID IT from a cave!” We know, we know.

And sure steel buildings free fall into their own footprint from office fires BUT ONLY THREE TIMES ON ONE DAY IN ALL OF WORLD HISTORY! We know, we know.

So somehow when Hillary’s and Moderator Wallace’s exchanges in the last debate defended this “intelligence knowledge” that the Russian’s did it ……… we should pause and just wonder where that number 17 that Hillary used came from. Who said so?

Clinton: “We have 17, 17 intelligence agencies, civilian and military who have all concluded that these espionage attacks, these cyber attacks, come from the highest levels of the Kremlin. And they are designed to influence our election. I find that deeply disturbing.”
Trump: You have no idea.
Clinton: I am quoting 17, 17 — do you doubt?
Trump: Our country has no idea.
Clinton: Our military and civilian –
Trump: Yeah, I doubt it, I doubt it.
And then the moderator, “Wallace: “. . .The top national security officials of this country do believe that Russia has been behind these hacks. Even if you don’t know for sure whether they are . . .”

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Oh “the who said so” was JAMES CLAPPER and Jeh Johnson, the secretary of Homeland Security with words like:

“The U.S. Intelligence Community (USIC) is confident . . .”

We believe, based on the scope and sensitivity of these efforts . . .”

“. . . are consistent with the methods and motivations of Russian-directed efforts.”

“the Russians have used similar tactics and techniques . . .”

BUT NO STRAIGHT TALK LIKE HERE IS THE PROOF THAT THE RUSSIAN’S DID IT! THERE IS NO PROOF JUST THOSE FAMOUS  “SIMILAR TACTICS”. Well with those “similar tactics” the NSA itself could have done it!

You know, “scope and sensitivity” just doesn’t cut it for Tubularsock.

Trump for all Tubularsock dislikes the guy is correct …… “Our country has no idea”.

So, Tubularsock just would like to take this opportunity to thank Vlad for his contribution to American Democracy. It is sure a round about way to get any political truth when we have that “free press” all over the place but hey, Thanks Vlad!

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PLEASE, DONATE TODAY

You know that very old expression, “It doesn’t take a Philadelphia lawyer” to figure out the simple known facts about Hillary Clinton’s “Pay to Play Clinton Foundation/U.S.State Department Revolving Door” scheme.

There is NOTHING even sophisticated about it!

You donate to the Clinton Foundation you get the contract through the U.S. State Department of your dreams. PERIOD!

And along with this easy-payment-plan you can hire Bill Clinton to speak for hundreds of thousands of dollars and “WAHM-O” ……. Government Contract In Your Pocket!

Clear and simple …… and just one easy payment and YOU TOO could have the U.S. Government Contract of your dreams.

HILLARY & BILL …… the gift that keeps on giving.

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Now you hear about these slimy dealings but it is always dodged as it was in the last and final debate by Hillary and we all move on.

So just for fun, Tubularsock has picked out a couple of TRUE LIFE EXAMPLES and from there if you want to waste as much time as Tubularsock has done to find out the extent of the OPEN SCAM feel free. But if you want to just see what you already know in its short version then here you are amigos.

Now THINK ….. conflict of interest. Keep that in mind. Is it illegal or just a blow to one’s integrity? But what IF …… you don’t have any integrity? Or better yet, what if you don’t receive any of the money directly? Is that criminal or just clever?

In 2011 Bill Clinton was paid $175,000.00 by the Kuwait American Foundation to be their guest of honor and keynote speaker.

AT THE SAME TIME Hillary was approving an arms deal between Kuwait and Boeing for $693 million.

And a year later a group sponsored in part by Boeing paid Bill a $250,000.00 speaking fee.

Now if that was the only time this occurred one may believe that it just happened like that and isn’t that interesting.

BUT THIS IS A RECURRING THEME. So recurring that Bill brought in $625,000.00 from events that were sponsored by groups that were dealing with Hillary’s State Department for contracts of weapon sales.

Besides Boeing, Lockheed and Goldman Sachs also delivered money to Bill Clinton while benefiting from weapons authorizations issued by Hillary’s State Department.

The Clinton scam works whether it’s speaking fees or direct contributions to the Clinton Foundation.

And it has worked well. Seventeen out of twenty countries that donated to the Clinton Foundation saw increases in arms export authorized from Hillary.

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In fact, in the three full years that Hillary was shelling out arms sale contracts to those who donated to the Clinton Foundation these deals almost doubled the value of arms sales to those countries during the same period of George W’s second term!

But besides the State Department arm deals Hillary also passed out $151 billion of separate Pentagon-brokered deals for sixteen of the countries that gave to the Clinton Foundation. And that was a 143% increase in U.S. arms sales when compared to the same amount of time during the Bush Administration.

So …… but hey, you know a deals a deal.

But there is another little issue as well.

There are rules!

Back in 1995 President Bill Clinton signed a directive that stated that BEFORE any arm trade deals by the State Department can be implemented a review of the country’s HUMAN RIGHTS RECORD must be reviewed.

In 2011 The Algerian government’s human rights record was severely criticized by Hillary’s State Department BUT ……..

THE ALGERIAN GOVERNMENT DONATED $500,000.00 TO THE CLINTON FOUNDATION and like magic the following year Algeria was approved for a ONE YEAR 70% increase in military exports INCLUDING CHEMICAL AND BIOLOGICAL AGENTS!

Now just how sick and perverted are the Clinton’s? And people are worried about fucking Trump?

 

{***Note: Basic information lifted from David Sirota and Andrew Perez, International Business News 5/26/15. Basic wit and charm, Tubularsock.}

 

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CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM

……… and why it’s not working

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ALL FOR ONE!

Ok. Raise your hand if you already realize that the voting machine that can’t produce a paper trail to be checked is a voting machine that is ripe with the possibility of ILLEGAL VOTE MANIPULATION.

Ok. Are you by yourself right now? Do you feel just a little foolish with your hand up?

Don’t be concerned. BE CONCERNED if you didn’t raise your hand!

EVERYONE has heard by now, but may not have paid attention, that VOTING FRAUD is as common as sliced bread and yet nothing is ever done. At every election cycle there is a flurry of mained-stream-media reporting and an orchestrated outcry of dismay from political-types only to be forgotten until the next voting cycle. Much like election finance reform.

EVERYONE knows that it is “child’s play” to manipulate an election by just using a screwdriver! Ironic isn’t it …….. being screwed by a screwdriver. That is down right screwy!

Yet, nothing is ever done about it ……… just what’s going on?

When voting machines are brought from the warehouse where they are stored between elections and placed in the polling stations there is ample time to “adjust” them to perform anyway one would like.

Polling places are seldom set up with security to watch over the voting machines after being placed in the polling station. Or even in the warehouse where they are stored for that matter.

And a knowledgeable “hacker” can even perform their adjustment while technically in the voting booth while “voting”.

So an election can be rigged without much effort.

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Yet, nothing is ever done about it ……… just what’s going on?

Now it is a known FACT that the most secure voting and counting system of all is hand-marked paper ballots, publicly counted by hand at each precinct on election night before ballots are moved anywhere. And yet this is just not done.

So if you had a problem and you had a solution to the problem but you picked THE PROBLEM as your solution ……… just what would an intelligent person conclude?

  1. Voting machines have a mechanical preference?
  2.  Tampering is a skill set that provides employment?
  3. Who wins really doesn’t much matter, it’s all one party.
  4. Elections will be over soon and we can go back to regular TV.

Oh, don’t bother with your answer. Tubularsock has picked it for you.
No really. You’re used to it.

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EGO MANIA PERSONIFIED

Tubularsock has been looking at the obvious and the great thing about looking at the obvious is, well it’s obvious.

We have an incredible psychological study developing right in front of our eyes on our life sized television screens EVERYDAY!

And that study, of course, is the run for the Presidency.

Now before Tubularsock pushes forth let us all understand that the Presidency and the individuals that run for that office are just a composite of those who elect them.

Therefore if the candidate is packed to the brim with “The-Simpleton-Of Bullshit” (TSOS) then those who follow him/her are psychologically attracted to and fooled by Bullshit which makes them a Simpleton. Plain and simple.

And if the candidate is packed to the brim with being “Grossly-Self-Centered-And-Conceited” (GSCAC) then those who follow him/her are psychologically attracted to and fooled by the same abnormality. Plain and simple.

An so it goes with a candidate packed with a “The-Craze-For-Power” (TCFP) then those who follow him/her are psychologically attracted to and fooled by power. Plain and simple.

So to make a long theory short, Tubularsock will put it all in a “NUT” shell for you. Whatever the characteristics of the candidates are are just the reflection of the supporters. And naturally if enough fucked up TSOS, GSCAC and TCFP vote, the end result is a Composite-America.

Kind of spooky, isn’t it.

Now Tubularsock’s only point is that We The People have fucked ourselves. That means ALL OF US! Because the 1% can not control the 99% without tacit compliance.

And how do they do this?

By the oldest trick in the book ……. DIVIDE AND CONQUER!

“So how does that work?” you ask. Interesting that you asked.

Well the “stuff” is divide up in a hierarchical manner so some people get a bit more than others and then the idea of fear of shortage is introduced.

Thereby those with the most for themselves are afraid of losing what they have so in order to protect their amount of stuff they come together and protect their level.

From time to time a damn socialist historically comes through the system and proposes that we share our stuff but the response is always, “IT’S MY STUFF!”

………….. and the beat goes on.

Oh sure, Tubularsock knows of the complexities but for today Tubularsock is explaining the theories in the “NUT” shell fashion for your convenience being that you are in the 99% but the lower third.

So now that Tubularsock has gotten all of today’s theories out of the way let us talk about EGO MANIA PERSONIFIED which was where Tubularsock was headed all along as hinted by the title.

Both Hillary and Don are EGO-TOP-HEAVY (ETH) a well know psychological term coined by Tubularsock about a half minute ago. But has a long history in the psychological community and why in some circles they put “Dr.” in front of Tubularsock’s name.

And there is no better way to show the ETHness of Hillary and Don but through a Rorschach type test invented by Dr. Tubularsock,TSOS-Phd. in his off hours in Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see: The Bunker Tour).

The ETHness technique test has the subject (you) examined to detect “thought disorder” as well as “JHFUAY disorder” (a disorder noticed by Dr. Tubularsock at both the Democratic and Republican Parties Conventions over the years as well as the Sadie Hawkens Dance in the 8th grade.)

Now it is clear to anyone with a brain that both Hillary and Donnie have ETH. That is a given. And is proven by both of their vice presidential choices as shown here.

 

In both cases, Hillary and Donnie picked a non-threatening, boring, limited intelligent, vice president. One that would NEVER “out-shine” them.

This, in both cases happens to be a clear sign of ETH!

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If for any reason, YOU don’t see the obvious … please make an appointment to see Dr. Tubularsock,TSOS-Phd. for an evaluation.

Phones are now open 415-Iamsick. Operators are standing by.

 

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