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In every political campaign there are many strategies that are used to gain support for the candidate. And every campaign has stops and starts in their direction to a winning outcome.

How a campaign frames their outreach to communicate with the many diverse power blocks that exist within a country as large as the United States presents many problems for the candidate and his staff.

The political strategists within Tubularsock For President 2016 campaign has settled one issue with his base and have brought his followers back into line with even more enthusiasm than before.

Yet another issue has presented itself that hasn’t been solved by Tubularsock’s staff. They know that the solution is simple if they only could figure it out.

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Because Tubularsock feels that he wants to listen to the rank and file of his party he has put out a call to any of his supporters that can figure any flaws in his campaign that need correcting.

Yes, Tubularsock is sitting down face to face with the people of this great Nation and having A Conversation.

Can YOU help?

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A major shift in the Tubularsock for President 2016 campaign has occurred. In a bare chested move Tubularsock has been able to activate his base and even was able to solidify the ALMOND joy SUPER PAC to swing their massive political organization into his camp. And put all the nuts in a row so to speak.

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Even Vladimir Putin has conceded to the political suave moves of Tubularsock.

Reporting live from the Tubularsock Wagon Train Campaign Headquarters.

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On the campaign trail Tubularsock has been working on shoring up his base by horsing around.

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Just your typical buffed hard working candidate riding into the sunset singing songs of the Rockies as opposed to the Ural.

It appears that some members of Tubularsock’s base are showing signs of campaign fatigue early and there still almost 19 months to go.

As Tubularsock was caught saying “I hope my base can “Ride Out” the campaign”.

An obvious reference to Bob Seger who has been mentioned as a possible running mate. As Bob put it,

“Is the media for real do we fake or do we feel

Do we base all our appeal on a model or a myth”

So before you support a candidate for President it is obvious that Tubularsock is the real deal as opposed to the MYTH. That is say, like Putin!

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So here is THAT story:

Today Tubularsock, it has been reported in the Washington Toast, resigned from all his positions in management and supervisory boards of companies and foundations. It is assumed by this reporter that Tubularsock has taken this step in order to position himself so as to avoid conflicts of interest for high political office.

Though Tubularsock has said publicly that he has no intentions of running for President this nano-second, rumors have been spread by TubePact that he would consider running but not as a fucking-corporate-ass-licking Democrat or a head-up-their-ass Republican.

Rumor has it, from a source this reporter trusts as much as himself, that Tubularsock has been asked by the

Groundswell Party to carry the banner of victory all the way to the Oval Office on Pennsylvania Avenue!

This is a late breaking story so new information will be disclosed in the future as this story progresses.

In the meantime my we suggest getting your update from Tabloids. They also seem to know shit before it happens as well.

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