PENCE CONTROL
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PENCE CONTROL
Posted: October 5, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, Birth Control, Mike PenseTags: 2016 Presidential Election, Birth Control, Mike Pence
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DIRTY POLITICS?
Posted: September 29, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, George Bush, Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama, ObamaTags: 2016 Presidential Election, DONALD TRUMP, Hillary Clinton
DIRTY POLITICS?
After this last imbecilic-travesty-on-truth known as a “debate” The Donald prided himself on NOT going after Bill Clinton’s infidelity because Chelsea was in the audience. All heart that Donald!
But really what more could be said about the Clinton’s infidelity and as rumor has it it worked both ways …… SO?
Well, Tubularsock does wonder about all that “protecting women rights” bull shit Hillary comes up with …. well except the women fucked over by Bill, in more ways than one.
Tubularsock has bigger questions about what is happening in the White House RIGHT NOW!
And Tubularsock HAS PICTURES!!!
It is all in the way you look at it. Now isn’t it?
LA LA LAND AMERICA!
Posted: September 27, 2016 in 2016, 2016 Presidential Election, America Asleep, American Dream, American Exceptionalism, Bull Shit, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, NSA, Presidental Debate, Psychology, psychomaniaTags: 2016 Presidential Election, bull shit, DONALD TRUMP, Hillary Clinton, Psychology
LA LA LAND AMERICA!
Well reality TV at its dumbest was the first presidential debate. Tubularsock didn’t capitalize presidential because it would deem it with respect. Fuck That (capitalized).
Tubularsock usually can’t stand to watch trivia-shows and doesn’t have a TV BUT a very good friend came to Tubularsock’s Bunker (see Bunker Tour if you are new to Tubularsock) and begged Tubularsock to tape this crap so it could be seen by my friend later in the evening after work.
Well Tubularsock, all heart as well as brains, had to quickly rig up a system to pull off that task. Looking more like a NSA setup for spying rather than recording this “debate”, a misnomer if there ever was one, Tubularsock set up a microphone and placed it in front of his very large speakers and used his tuner to tune into the radio broadcast from NPR.
Then connected the microphone to the computer and opened GarageBand (a Mac app) and recorded the program’s sound.
Then found a “live stream” of the “debate” from the Washington Post and turned off the sound so as to only view the picture which due to a slow internet connection during “high-peak” usage spent more time with a “spinning wheel” than picture. The delay time ran about four to seven minutes which was funny because as the goofballs started to speak on NPR the Washington Post stream pictured only two empty podiums. WHICH TO TUBULARSOCK WAS THE ONLY SIGN OF TRUTH FOR THE NEXT NINETY MINUTES!
Now Tubularsock know you techies will have questions about this set up but don’t ask. A. It’s not important and B. The reason for this round about way was the only option under NSA guidelines.
So the major question Tubularsock has after this imbecilic-travesty-on-truth that was presented as a “debate” is:
WHAT FUCKING PLANET ARE THESE PEOPLE FROM?
And even worse ……… are the messed-up-media-spinners and the opinionated brain dead American public THAT STUPID?????????
It is really beyond rational comprehension. These two political-clowns represent “LEADERSHIP” to the American populous? Really?
You know that old well used statement of Albert Einstein comes into play once again,
That being said ……….. the fanatic-fanciful-fantasy continues.
IT’S ALL SHOW! DEBATE 2016
Posted: September 25, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, Gennifer Flowers, Hillary Clinton, Juanita Broaddrick, Monica LewinskyTags: 2016 Presidential Election, debate, DONALD TRUMP, Hillary Clinton, Jennifer Flowers, Juanita Broaddrick, Monica Lewinsky
IT’S ALL SHOW! DEBATE 2016
Now the debate is on and the circus that NEVER STOPS GIVING has moved up down THREE notches.
The Clinton campaign has invited Mark Cuban to sit in the front row of the debates as Killery’s guest. If you aren’t hip to Mark Cuban he’s a brash billionaire who has taken it upon himself to publicly shame Trump throughout the 2016 campaign. You know, stuff about Trump not releasing his tax returns and the facts of how Trump is in truth a very poor businessman.
Well, just what was the Killary Campaign thinking?
One really should know that you don’t want to one-up a sleaze like Trump but the Killary Campaign aren’t all that smart it appears.
Trump has now invited former Bill Clinton mistress Gennifer Flowers, offering her a seat right next to Cuban. COULD IT GET BETTER THAN THAT?
Yep, it can!
“When Juanita Broaddrick heard Bill Clinton’s mistress Gennifer Flowers could be attending the first presidential debate as Donald Trump’s guest, she says that might be an opportunity she would welcome, too.” (The American Mirror 9/25/16)
You remember Juanita don’t you? Juanita Broaddrick accused the then-Arkansas Attorney General Bill Clinton of raping her in a Little Rock hotel room in 1978 while he was campaigning for governor.
From Juanita’s point of view she believes that her presence at the debate would bring attention to the fact that Killary “. . . is not for women’s rights when it comes to Bill Clinton’s victims”! And she would remind Killary’s supporters how Killary, “. . . covered up and attacked so many women her husband sexually abused and had affairs with”.
So now Tubularsock is just waiting for a front row seat for Monica!
ON ORDER
Posted: September 23, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, America Asleep, Economy, EMPOLYMENT, Hillary ClintonTags: 2016 Presidential Election, Hillary Clinton, Psychology
ON ORDER
You know how it goes with ALL political discourse. A promise made isn’t a promise because you have to understand the double-speak that is used in ALL political dialogue. Hillary NEVER said she didn’t support TPP she said she didn’t support TPP *** AS WRITTEN *** which means that she will pass TPP as soon as she takes office! (That’s if Obummer and Congress doesn’t sell out the American public sooner!)
AND EVERYONE KNOWS THIS!
This is only brought up by Tubularsock because it is ……. same as it ever was ……..! And when “labor” starts to bemoan this obvious development Tubularsock just wants to be able to say …… Tubularsock Told You So, Dumb Fucks!
But hey, you can always move to Bangladesh if you want a fucking job. So look at the bright side.
But if it was only jobs …….. who cares? But the environmental devastation and the free ride of the corporate order all will fuck things up but hey The Clinton Foundation will make out well so ………
Tubularsock has put in an order recently through Amazon with Space God, Inc. for a huge asteroid to hit Washington, D.C. during a full session of Congress. It was a pretty god deal because postage and handling was FREE!
DO ONTO OTHERS?
Posted: September 15, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, Don Rumfeld, Donald TrumpTags: 2016 Presidential Election, DONALD TRUMP
DO ONTO OTHERS?
Now many of you may not have seen this view. The photo was taken from inside Trump Tower looking out from the lobby. Oh sure you are going ask, “How did Tubularsock get into the Trump Tower lobby?” Well, “. . . we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns – the ones we don’t know we don’t know” and it is the unknown unknowns that would answer that question!
Now that Tubularsock has cleared up that question, the rest is known.
Tubularsock was invited, just this morning, by Don, to donate $3.00 and maybe win a chance to have dinner with him. BUT, Tubularsock had to donate his $3.00 within the next 24 hours! Decisions, decisions. Don also made it clear to Tubularsock that Hillary charges $250,000.00 for a chance to have dinner with her and hear her “. . . belittle and write off as “deplorable” humans who don’t belong in her America”.
Well, Tubularsock was taken by Don’s statement that, “Unlike Hillary, I want to hear your concerns. I want to hear your ideas. I want to hear your vision for a freer, safer, and more prosperous America. Now join me, Friend, as my special guest for dinner at our next fundraiser.”
So you can see that being a Friend of Donnie brings Tubularsock into the inner circle!
So Tubularsock dressed accordingly and headed over to the Trump Tower …….. yes Tubularsock is excited!
ROAD TO THE PRESIDENCY 2016
Posted: September 12, 2016 in 2016 Presidential ElectionTags: 2016 Presidential Election
Now Tubularsock knows that people are always sometimes interested in the makings of a political career. And it is a job that is a wonderful permanent temporary position for the individual who is looking for an expansive contracting position in life which is openly closed to any creatively mundane purpose.
By popular demand Tubularsock was asked to help the hoi polloi understand how they too could become President of the United States of America some day.
And the best way to expose explain the process is by providing DIRECT EXPERIENCE of the intricacies of the political process by using Tubularsock’s OWN, on going, campaign as a boilerplate of the political process.
Therefore, when you are ready to be enlightened, enter NOW into the catacombs of the political process. And as you proceed do be careful of the loose and decaying bones of Ghosts of Campaigns Past. Tippecanoe and Tubularsock Too! Go ahead, sing along!
click here:
TUBULARSOCK POLITICAL TREATISE: ROAD TO THE PRESIDENCY 2016
TUBULARSOCK’S BIG BANG THEORY
Posted: September 5, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, America Asleep, American Exceptionalism, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, WAR, War CriminalsTags: 2016 Presidential Election, DONALD TRUMP, Hillary Clinton, Putin, war
TUBULARSOCK’S BIG BANG THEORY
Ever the optimist, Tubularsock was just thinking of the future of the United States’ leadership and insanity. It is rather nice to have both of these concepts wrapped up in one package. And then we can tie it in a bow of annihilation and the package is complete. Just think, Christmas early. Excited yet?
MONEY, MONEY EVERYWHERE!
Posted: August 30, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, Donald TrumpTags: 2016 Presidential Election, DONALD TRUMP
MONEY, MONEY EVERYWHERE
As many of you know, Tubularsock loves everyone and Tubularsock gets along with everyone. Tubularsock is a businessman and by being a businessman Tubularsock gets along with everyone! Even Mexican waiters! AND SO DOES DONALD TRUMP or so he keeps repeating. And no one practices that old adage, “if you throw enough shit on the wall ….. some of it will stick”, better than Donald Trump!
And so when Tubularsock received an urgent email from Eric Trump letting Tubularsock know that his father would match ANY donation Tubularsock made toward his father’s campaign Tubularsock was so excited! And hey ….. no pressure but it has to be made by tomorrow by 11:59 PM so as to hit their goal before the FEC deadline. And to help this along Don HIMSELF is “. . . putting his money where his mouth is by writing a $1 MILLION MATCHING CHECK toward [their] $10 million end-of-month goal”.
And if that wasn’t enough Eric reminded Tubularsock that “I [Eric] run my foundation based upon the principles that my father taught me: honesty, integrity, values.” And what better set of values could there be for a father to pass on to his son? It just shows you that HONESTY PAYS.
So being an honest businessman Tubularsock gave Don a minus $10,000.00. That way Tubularsock figures that matching a minus = $10,000.00 paid to Tubularsock in matching funds. So now, Tubularsock receives the $10,000.00 which brings the minus $10,000.00, Tubularsock gave to Don, back to ZERO and we are all equal.
So to collect Tubularsock went right to where that $10,000.00 should be able to be remove from Tubularsock’s account!
Wish Tubularsock luck!
And sure, Tubularsock will teach YOU the “NEW MATH”. Just send big stacks of unmarked Franklin’s in a brown paper bag to:
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TRUMP-A-SCARE
Posted: August 26, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, 9/11, America Asleep, American Exceptionalism, Donald Trump, Drones, Hillary Clinton, ISIS, MATRIX, Obama, WAR CRIMES, War CriminalsTags: 2016 Presidential Election, barack obama, DONALD TRUMP, drones, Hillary Clinton, Obama foreign policy, Psychology
TRUMP-A-SCARE
It’s not that Tubularsock expects a great realization from the brain-dead Democraps. Many are still convincing themselves that Bozo-With-Black-Face has done so well and could have done even better if the Republicants hadn’t blocked him at every turn.
Just how much better could bailing out Wall Street, Handing Health Care over to Corporate Profit and Droning all those brown men, women and children have gone?
Bozo-With-Black-Face bent over ever time the White Corporate Elite called for trade treaties that gutted the middle class and wasted the poor. And then even went as far as reprimanding the Black youth in 2008 with his famous “brothers should pull up their pants”! Talking about the Black calling the kettle Black ……….
But now we are about to step into a “new” Democrap for President. Just how many turds constitutes a flotilla?
It really is depressing for Tubularsock to even think how stupid the population of the U.S. really happens to be and all generated by FEAR, of course.
“Oh my, I don’t like Hillary BUT WE CAN’T LET TRUMP WIN!”, is the rallying cry.
REALLY?
Is this what it’s all about? And did this all become this way just by chance?
The creepier and crazier Trump becomes the higher the FEAR LEVEL. Tubularsock would suggest that Homeland Security should re-instate those Threat-Level-Warnings.
You remember, “The Homeland Security Advisory System that morphed into The National Terrorism Advisory System in 2011 while the press always called it THE TERROR ALERT LEVEL.
Well come to find out a new system has been created and Tubularsock discovered this updated HILLARYLAND SECURITY system version. This system was leaked with the DNC email hack and Tubularsock is bringing it to the light of day. The Democraps use the system to control their message when necessary and to scare the American public when necessary. Say ……….. like November?
Now remember, this is a COLORED CODED system so as to shift to RACIST MODE when necessary. The reason should be obvious and shows just how handy the updated system could be for this orchestrated current crisis.
Remember America ……… if you’re not scared THEY can’t control you. So you stay scared. That is why Trump was invented!
Tubularsock 