CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM
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CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM
Posted: August 25, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM, corruption, Donald Trump, economics, Hillary ClintonTags: 2016 Presidential Election, CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM, DONALD TRUMP, Hillary Clinton
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WILD RUMOR OR FACT?
Posted: August 23, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, bull shit as an art form, GOSSIPTags: 2016 Presidential Election, GOSSIP
WILD RUMOR OR FACT?
It has been reported that Wendi Deng Murdoch and Ivanka Trump went “sight seeing” in Dubrovnik, Croatia with an unidentified male that many have reported bore the likeness of the leading U.S. Presidential candidate, Tubularsock.
These early reports are based upon an Instagram photo and from this reporter’s review of that photo, the likeness of the subject does resemble the debonaire U.S. Presidential candidate, Tubularsock. However there is a question about the identification of these two women as Wendi Deng Murdoch and Ivanka Trump. They just look suspicious.
This is a late breaking critical news story so as new information is released we’ll keep you updated.
A call made to Tubularsock’s Campaign Headquarters was not returned before we ran wildly with this story so it would be hot off the press if there are any presses to run anything off of anymore.
There is a suspicion that the Tubularsock Campaign Committee later photo-shopped this photo in order to remove the candidate. At this time this is pure speculation! We have asked several renowned photo experts about this possibility. They have said that it is highly suspect.
“The give-away, “states Dr. John Knowless of MIT, is the suspicious beady-looking-eyes of the two subjects. Really? Would you trust them?”
Now, you may not know that People Magazine has indicated that Wendi and Ivanka have had a long time friendship and Murdoch had even set up the introduction between Trump and her now-husband Jared Kushner.
It is a known fact with substantial documentation that Tubularsock had absolutely no known contact with Ivanka or Jared but it has been rumored in the National Enquirer that Tubularsock had been “palling around” with Wendi right after Rupert Murdoch, 85, filed for divorce from Deng, 47, after 14 years of marriage in June 2013.
It was reported that Rupert grew suspicious of Wendi’s relationship with former British Prime Minister Tony Blair. And Tubularsock sandwiched himself into Wendi’s revolving door activities just before her rumored “girlfriend” status with Valdimir Putin.
When asked about this alleged “sandwiched-palling” Tubularsock offhandedly responded, “No comment” and then boarded his awaiting Lear-Jet to Havana for a quick Cuban-Style Picadillo lunch.
MAC-TRUMP!
Posted: August 22, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, American Exceptionalism, Donald TrumpTags: 2016 Presidential Election, DONALD TRUMP
MAC-TRUMP!
TAH-DAH?
Posted: August 19, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, American Exceptionalism, Donald Trump, Hillary ClintonTags: 2016 Presidential Election, DONALD TRUMP, Hillary Clinton
TAH-DAH?
It is not that it was not bound to happen but Killary was chosen ……… a long time ago. This election, much like step-en-fetch-it-obummer, the cast was set and the puppet-show continues. Stay fooled America ……. it’s easier to believe in illusion than to wake to reality.
Oh yeah, and stay IN FEAR so as to vote for the neo-con killing machine. SHE’S A WOMAN!
LETS VOTE!
Posted: August 18, 2016 in 2016, 2016 Presidential Election, BANKS, Bill Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, Clinton Foundation, Delusional, Donald Trump, Hillary ClintonTags: 2016 Presidential Election, bull shit, DONALD TRUMP, Hillary Clinton
I MEANT WHAT I SAID, OR NOT!
Posted: August 10, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, America Asleep, American Dream, American Exceptionalism, Bull Shit, Donald Trump, Hillary ClintonTags: 2016 Presidential Election, DONALD TRUMP, Hillary Clinton, Rule of Law
I MEANT WHAT I SAID, OR NOT!
Oh sure, suggestions and innuendoes from an idiot are normal.
Especially when that idiot is Donald Trump. It would have been a lot more clear if Donnie had just said
“shoot the bitch” but even an idiot knows a threat against a President or a Presidential hopeful is AGAINST THE LAW.
So here we are again. Lets all talk ad nauseam about what Donnie meant and didn’t mean. Isn’t that what all diversions in politics are about. Not about issues but about innuendoes! Policies are boring but innuendoes are ripe for “reality TV”!
Now when Killary laughed saying about the assassination of Gaddafi in Libya “we came, we saw, he died” it was all good fun.
Or when “WE” Americans (YES, IN OUR NAME) blows up a wedding party in Afghanistan we call it collateral-damage. Oh well, shit happens.
But an idiot’s flamboyant speech …….. NOW THAT IS SERIOUS!
And as Ron Fournier said in his article in The Atlantic, “. . . it almost doesn’t matter what Trump meant to say, because of the truth in this maxim about leadership: What you say isn’t nearly as important as what people hear you say.”
So when Killary said in her 2008 campaign against Obummer in response to the question of why she didn’t drop out of the race because of her low odds of winning the nomination she responded with, “We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California.” (in 1968)
“Her advisers quickly explained that Clinton merely intended to note that this was not the first primary campaign to stretch into the summer, not to suggest that Obama might be assassinated.” (Anne Kornblut, Washington Post 5/24/08)
BUT …. “What you say isn’t nearly as important as what people hear you say.” Oh yes, signs of a good leader.
FLYING HIGH WITH MELANIA TRUMP
Posted: August 7, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, MELANIA TRUMPTags: 2016 Presidential Election, MELANIA TRUMP
ALL FOR ONE!
Posted: August 6, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, America Asleep, American Dream, American Exceptionalism, corruption, VotingTags: 2016 Presidential Election, bull shit, ELECTIONS, Rule of Law, Voting
ALL FOR ONE!
Ok. Raise your hand if you already realize that the voting machine that can’t produce a paper trail to be checked is a voting machine that is ripe with the possibility of ILLEGAL VOTE MANIPULATION.
Ok. Are you by yourself right now? Do you feel just a little foolish with your hand up?
Don’t be concerned. BE CONCERNED if you didn’t raise your hand!
EVERYONE has heard by now, but may not have paid attention, that VOTING FRAUD is as common as sliced bread and yet nothing is ever done. At every election cycle there is a flurry of mained-stream-media reporting and an orchestrated outcry of dismay from political-types only to be forgotten until the next voting cycle. Much like election finance reform.
EVERYONE knows that it is “child’s play” to manipulate an election by just using a screwdriver! Ironic isn’t it …….. being screwed by a screwdriver. That is down right screwy!
Yet, nothing is ever done about it ……… just what’s going on?
When voting machines are brought from the warehouse where they are stored between elections and placed in the polling stations there is ample time to “adjust” them to perform anyway one would like.
Polling places are seldom set up with security to watch over the voting machines after being placed in the polling station. Or even in the warehouse where they are stored for that matter.
And a knowledgeable “hacker” can even perform their adjustment while technically in the voting booth while “voting”.
So an election can be rigged without much effort.
TUBULARSOCK VOTE DELIVERY SERVICE, LTD.
Yet, nothing is ever done about it ……… just what’s going on?
Now it is a known FACT that the most secure voting and counting system of all is hand-marked paper ballots, publicly counted by hand at each precinct on election night before ballots are moved anywhere. And yet this is just not done.
So if you had a problem and you had a solution to the problem but you picked THE PROBLEM as your solution ……… just what would an intelligent person conclude?
- Voting machines have a mechanical preference?
- Tampering is a skill set that provides employment?
- Who wins really doesn’t much matter, it’s all one party.
- Elections will be over soon and we can go back to regular TV.
Oh, don’t bother with your answer. Tubularsock has picked it for you.
No really. You’re used to it.
LOOK TO THE STARS, THE GROUND PLAN SUCKS!
Posted: August 2, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, America Asleep, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, SPACE TRAVELTags: 2016 Presidential Election, DONALD TRUMP, Hillary Clinton, SPACE TRAVEL
POLITICAL PARTNER ABUSE
Posted: July 26, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Mike Pense, Psychology, psychomania, THERAPY, Tim KaineTags: 2016 Presidential Election, bull shit, Hillary Clinton, Psychology, THERAPY, Trump
POLITICAL PARTNER ABUSE
Tubularsock was shocked, you know how Tubularshocked Tubularsock can get!
There is no place in ANY relationship for partner abuse. And anyone who has a partner that abuses them should pack it up and leave that relationship, “pronto” Kemosabe!
Yet, in the political arena the voters seem to believe that they “have to” endure all the shit the system puts forth and take even more.
Some voters just don’t have the good sense to know that the system is rigged no matter how much and how shocked everyone always seems to be when once again all the information shows the system is rigged!
The voters then all rally around their home team, like by voting for these ass holes something is going to change.
You have little Pigly-Hillary attempting to hold the straw-house together by going up against Big-Bad-Wolf-Trump that wants to blow it down and rebuild it with HIS name on it!
That is all that is going on.
So Tubularsock just wants, once again, to remind people that we are NOT in Kansas anymore and WE ARE NOT CHILDREN ANYMORE! Even though it appears that on the national stage the three-year-olds are running amuck!
And WAKING-THE-FUCK-UP is extremely difficult when you view the political conventions. You must attempt to take them out of the realm of The Big Game Rally one had to endure in the High School Gym and put them in the context of Adulthood!
Folks, is this the way to pick the leader of anything?
And for god sake, The President IS NOT your mommy or daddy deciding and correcting you for what is best for you. Please remember JUST LIKE YOUR PARENTS the PRESIDENT is only basing the decision making process on what he has been trained to do from the past. THEY ARE NOT, TUBULARSOCK REPEATS, NOT ……. ENLIGHTENED BY ANY MEANS!
So if you think mommy and daddy (President) know anything YOU ARE WRONG!
It is up to you to STOP THE ABUSE! VOTE NO!
But besides POLITICAL PARTNER ABUSE where the public in the partner there is even direct POLITICAL PARTNER ABUSE directly in public and Tubularsock is providing two recent examples for you to consider and remember “parental-advisory”: these photos show both physical and sexual imagery.
Now this may be classified by some as just a “bro-love moment” as Donnie throws a kiss to his Vice Presidential choice Mike Pence.
However a MAN throwing a KISS to another man is suspect.
Is it a public sign that Mike Pence needs to rush to a “Conversion Therapy Program”?
Please note: From the photo Mike smiled which would mean that “he liked it” which would mean that Mike Pence’s latent homosexuality tendencies are showing!
Oh sure, it’s a Tubularsock theory but even if Tubularsock in incorrect the fact that Trump even threw Pence (a known anti-gay advocate) a KISS in public is a sign of POLITICAL PARTNER ABUSE!
There is also this from the Hillary camp just to show you that POLITICAL PARTNER ABUSE can appear anywhere!
Physical abuse of a partner should never be tolerated and after this direct affront to Tim Kaine with him still smiling only goes to show that as a Corporate-Pro-TPP-Democrat he will endure the abuse which is a sad example for others.
But far be it for Tubularsock to leave you up a creek without a paddle. So Tubularsock is taking this opportunity to introduce you to a solution for YOU as well as our political candidates.
Tubularsock 