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JIHAD BROTHERS
Posted: January 13, 2016 in Advertising, America Asleep, American Exceptionalism, Ebu Tejma, TED CRUZ, Terrorism, WOMEN ISSUESTags: Ebu Tejma, Ted Cruz, terrorism, WOMEN ISSUES
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You know the thing about austerity is it always is a great goal for the other guy.
Tubularsock doesn’t know if anyone has noticed yet but have you stopped and added up how much all the candidates for president are spending so far and there is still a year of spending left to do.
All for a $400,000.00 a year job?
In fact what should be said to each candidate is …….. “Go out and GET a real job, deadbeat!”
But no, we as a culture have hyped the circus up and the hilarious thing is that the “public” still think they are part of it. Shitttttttt!
Now even the dumbest citizen out there in never-never-land called AmeriKKKa can not believe that any of the candidates (except for Tubularsock) are running for a measly 400K job so as to help their “fellow-citizens”.
No, when you have some startup computer programmers starting at $90 to $150 thousand and more …….. $400K? Chump change!
So gosh, why would any of them want that low paying job?
Well, sure Tubularsock has figured out the answer:
It is the 1% practicing AUSTERITY!
Hey, it’s literally the least they can do!
YOUR MOVE . . .
Posted: December 20, 2015 in America Asleep, American Dream, American Exceptionalism, CHRISTMAS, Donald Trump, DREAMS, economics, Garbage, MATRIX, Psychology, RACISM, Religion, Santa Claus, SPIRITUAL INSIGHTTags: CHRISTMAS, holiday jobs, Santa Claus
This is the time of year that Tubularsock hides in his top floor corner office in the underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA.
Not from fear but from dread ……..
Tubularsock always puts on his stealth attire when he has to leave the bunker and you wouldn’t recognize Tubularsock on the street because the S.F. Bay Area that Oakland is a part has so many diverse hair styles Tubularsock isn’t all that noticeable. No, really.
But just in case Tubularsock always wears a ski hat with blinking green lights with its top cut open and people don’t even look up as Tubularsock passes on his two-wheeled bike. It’s rather a live-and-let-live community in general.
And hell with the homeless black dude that rides his bike pulling two bike trailers with a boom-box and two huge 12” woofer speakers blaring and adding that to all his belongings with everything painted GOLD to match his gold painted top hat, suit coat, pants and high top tennis shoes ……..
Well shit, Tubularsock even begins to look normal!
Tubularsock seldom goes into retail stores. Just have no interest and most of the stuff is priced so high that Tubularsock figures the “liberal-press” has buried the true story that the Chinese slave laborers in the sweat-factories have been given a huge wage increase! Fucking workers!
At least here in America when we asked the Black Africans to leave their homes and come to America we put them to work 24/7. They were good workers too. In fact, so good that the powers to be set up a system that still exist today. And keeps those Black Workers behind bars working in order to keep them from having to associate with all those welfare cheats!
Seriously! If you recall, those Native Americans would run off when our early Christian farmers used to attempt to “train” those savages to work. And none of them spoke American! Go figure.
But that was then and we are here now and things have improved.
And today in America we even love Mexicans! No seriously!
Right after Donald Trump proclaimed to build a wall to keep those raping Mexicans out he in his next breath proclaimed that he had a great relationship with Mexican waiters. They were his homey-amigos.
And just like Americans, no one even noticed any incongruity. That’s because we are ALL, EXCEPTIONAL!
Now, just watching truck after truck after truck of dead pine trees being brought into this city to be decorated and lighted up for a week or two and then tossed to the curbside to be taken away by trucks and trucks and trucks just brings merriment to Tubularsock’s soul.
And just like Americans, no one even notices any incongruity. That’s because we are ALL, EXCEPTIONAL!
But one can not miss the parade of stressed out smiling people marching in and out like zombies to every sales event in order to PROVIDE HAPPINESS which isn’t paid off until May, 2016 if you’re lucky. Which then keeps them all sitting in cubicles day in and day out for years and they call it their life’s work.
And just like Americans, no one even notices any incongruity. That’s because we are ALL, EXCEPTIONAL!
But what if ………………………..
This year ………………………….
LIBERATION.
Wow, now how easy was that?
If you haven’t figured this out yet ………..
And believe Tubularsock on this ……. you don’t have to do this.
You never did. It has alway been an illusion and you are the ONLY one who can wake up because it is YOUR dream.
And Tubularsock knows your conditioned response …… “but I, I just couldn’t”.
But you can …….. you create your own reality and you even already know this, so listen from within.
“I’M SORRY, YOUR TIME IS UP ….. THIS IS A RECORDING. YOUR PARKING TICKET MAY BE VALIDATED UPON YOUR EXIT…….. HAVE A NICE DAY” beep. 
PRECISION
Posted: December 6, 2015 in Afghanistan, America Asleep, Assad, Bagdad, Bull Shit, Delusional, Drones, IRAQ, ISIS, Joint Chiefs, SYRIA, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S.Tags: barack obama, drones, global arms trade, Human Rights American Failure, middle-east, Obama foreign policy, Syria, terrorism
PRECISION
Now Tubularsock is going to give you a lesson in angles taken directly from Tubularsock’s almost best selling book Spooky Geometry on sale at the Tubularsock Emporium of Science and Black Holes, Ltd.
It is pretty simple and it goes like this: What is the meaning of precision?
Answer: “the quality, condition, or fact of being exact and accurate”.
Can’t get any simpler than giving you the answer, right?
Now let us consider Precision Strikes, Precision Bombing, and Pin-Point-Precision as in military exploits.
What comes to the PUBLIC’S mind? Yep, “the quality, condition, or fact of being exact and accurate”.
One kind of feels at least a little bit smart for getting the correct answer. Right?
BUT NOW, consider the ANGLE!
According to the United States Joint Chiefs of Staff PRECISION has NOTHING to do with hitting the target directly and minimizing “collateral damage” (the sanitized term for innocent dead people). And this is where the ANGLE comes in …… while YOU are thinking …….. “the quality, condition, or fact of being exact and accurate”……. the Joint Chiefs are thinking:
“the ability of joint forces to locate, survey, discern, and track objectives or targets; select, organize, and use the correct systems; generate desired effects; assess results; and re-engage with decisive speed and overwhelming operational tempo as required, throughout the full range of military operations.”
In short, to them a PRECISION STRIKE does not imply accuracy but rather a discriminate targeting process.
You think accurate ……….. they think the planning process. Get the angle?
Congress, the President, the Maimed Stream Media infer accuracy and the public assumes accuracy. BUT THE ANGLE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ACCURACY AT ALL!
The precision to the military has only to do with PLANNING THE ATTACK. It is the process of getting all their resources on the same page but once the target is selected by the PRECISION PROCESS they may even miss the fucking target completely and hit the wedding party but it is still considered a “PRECISION STRIKE” because they planned it.
That’s the ANGLE.
But here is the best part ……..
The Hellfire Missile is one of those lethal missiles that the U.S. uses on its drones.
Are they accurate as defined by the dictionary rather than the military? Well lets see.
“Weapons accuracy is generally measured using the term ‘Circular Error Probability’ or CEP. In tests, a number of weapons are launched at a target and then an imaginary circle is drawn around the 50% of strikes closest to the aim point. The radius of that circle becomes the CEP (or accuracy) of that weapon. Rather unbelievably, the 50% of the strikes that fall outside this circle are simply ignored (I have yet to find an explanation for this). Importantly then, official statements about the accuracy of particular weapons are not based on any empirical surveys of actual use in warfare, but instead based on manufacturers’ claims about performance under test conditions.” ……. Chris Cole (Drone Wars UK)
Now if you take the ANGLE of the Joint Chiefs and the ANGLE of the Manufacturer’s accuracy in testing subtracting 50% of the total due to missing the assigned test target all together and you add in the cost of a Hellfire Missile at $110,000.00 per unit but only 50% of them even get near the target meaning that the cost of hitting the target becomes more than $220,000.00 per unit. The number of what percentage of the remaining 50% get close to hitting their target is unknown . So what does all this equal to in the grand formula?
Does Tubularsock really have to answer that question for you?
SHOCKING BUT NOT SURPRISING NEWS
Posted: September 10, 2015 in America Asleep, American Dream, American Exceptionalism, economics, Economy, Psychology, psychomania, War CriminalsTags: drones, Human Rights American Failure, Keystone XL pipeline, war
IT’S ALL FOR A GAS LINE, STUPID!
Posted: September 8, 2015 in America Asleep, Assad, David Petraeus, Dick Cheney, EU, Iran, IRAQ, ISIS, Obama, Russia, SYRIA, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S.Tags: al Qaeda, CIA, Dick Cheney, Human Rights American Failure, middle-east, Obama foreign policy, Putin, Russia, Syria
It’s All For A Gas Line, Stupid!
News from TTOS (The Tubularsock Observation Satellite) which Tubularsock purchased from Radio Shack has just reported back from “somewhere over Syria” that the Russians have increased their presence in that area.
Now of course this move is for humanitarian purposes to attack ISIS just like the U.S., Turkey, and the Saudis. Wow, that ISIS must be some formidable force!
Side note: Russia is the only country out of the four that hasn’t financially assisted and provided guns, bombs, supplies and training to ISIS ………. Stop and think about this …. no really, think about this! Does that seem a little counter productive? So why is that?
The Assad Government is reaching a tipping point due to fighting a three front war against forces that want to overthrow the Syrian government. And Russia has substantially attempted to support Assad but from a distance.
The facts on the ground have shifted forcing Russia to enter the conflict directly. And directly meaning sending in Russian jets, attack helicopters and pilots and the Russian military.
The U.S. response to the Russian move being voiced by Josh Earnest (Obummer’s PR man) stated, “Any {Russian} military support to the Assad regime for any purpose, whether it’s in the form of military personnel, aircraft supplies, weapons, or funding, is both destabilising and counterproductive.”
Of course no one in the White House Press Pool ask the obvious question,“destabilising and counterproductive.” for whom?
You see, the bottom line is really simple. As long as the U.S. can keep this area of the world destabilized then the land rights to the most important gas pipeline in decades can be blocked from Russia.
The Wall Street Journal in July 2011 reported that a new Middle East pipeline, changing the geopolitical complexion of the region had been agreed upon between Iran, Iraq, and Syria. It was a $10 Billion Gas-Pipeline Deal!
And with Russia acting as shipper and liaison with its established European energy market via its energy giants, Gazprom and Rosneft, Russia’s role as the EU’s leading natural gas and oil supplier would be enhanced by the Syrian pipeline.
So what you have to eliminate from your mind is that the United States, the prime supplier of weapons and support to the “moderate-terrorists” as well as ISIS, is NOT doing all this to HELP THE SYRIAN PEOPLE OBTAIN DEMOCRACY by replacing Assad.
For more background: http://tubularsock.com/2013/09/04/speaken-syrianezz/
TUBULARSOCK: A STARK REALITY MOMENT!
Posted: September 7, 2015 in America Asleep, EU, Obama, SYRIATags: Human Rights American Failure, Obama foreign policy, Syria
CONHACK
Posted: July 20, 2015 in America Asleep, American Dream, American Exceptionalism, Delusional, MATRIX, PsychologyTags: 2016 Presidential Election, Human Rights American Failure, Rule of Law
TUBULARSOCK SAYS: REPUBLICANS
Posted: July 10, 2015 in 2016 Presidential Election, America Asleep, American Dream, American Exceptionalism, REPUBLICANSTags: 2016 Presidential Election, American World View, Human Rights American Failure, Republicans
DOING THE MATH
Posted: July 8, 2015 in 2016 Presidential Election, America Asleep, American Dream, American Exceptionalism, CIA TERRORISTS, Drones, FBI TERRORISTS, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S.Tags: global arms trade, Human Rights American Failure, Obama foreign policy, Rule of Law, war
DOING THE MATH
What do you think it means that the United States in 2014 carried out 443 drone attacks?
There were 377 in Pakistan, 59 in Yemen, and 7 in Somalia and what is striking is the fact that we are not at war with any of those nations.
And even more confusing Pakistan, we are told, is an ally.
So what are we doing?
Now there was a time in our history where we declared war against some country BEFORE we bombed the shit out of them.
But Tubularsock thinks that that must be one of those quaint old-fashioned ideas.
You know, like honesty, integrity, and honor. Which are all passé if we ever really had them in the first place. But Tubularsock remembers a day when at least we thought we had them.
Today we know we don’t. And Tubularsock thinks that without a guiding principle we as a country lack relevancy. Just why are we killing hundreds of thousands of people? What is the purpose?
No one really believes any longer that we are doing it to promote democracy and freedom. Especially when it has become obvious that those goals have been weakened in our own country to a dangerous level on the way to extinction.
A lack luster election with no more than the old tweedledee-tweedledum candidates all “officially” lying to “the people”. “The People” all know that they are lying to them yet some are still willing to stand with signs and balloons and play like they are excited. Even THAT is an obvious lie. Really, watch their faces as the camera pans as a candidate is speaking and you tell Tubularsock what you see.
Our society is one of the most violent in the world. We kill each other at an alarming rate. We have the largest prison population in the world. We are drugged out of our minds. Far more than any other society in the world. And Tubularsock is speaking about “legal” drugs and their effect. These are the drugs that “respectable” people use. The ones rubber stamped by the government as safe as doctors hand them out like candy!
The only thing it appears that the U.S. is good at any longer is shipping our jobs overseas and having the largest military presence in the world today. Both noble goals for sure. Hell! We’re #1 in both!
Now don’t think that Tubularsock is going into morose-land here. No, there is always a silver lining.
You see Disney/Pixar released TOY STORY 4 last month and as The ‘Honest Trailer’ for ‘Toy Story’ explains:
“Get ready for the classic children’s film all about jealousy, broken dreams and the existential dread that you will one day outlive your purpose and be replaced by someone newer and better. … You know, classic Pixar stuff.”
Ain’t Amerikkka just great?
So now go out to your street and kick all the burned out fireworks left as litter from the Fourth of July Independence Celebration. Blowing things up is the national pastime.
Tubularsock 