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Oh wow! Let Tubularsock sit down right now! Sorry, but this is the most underwhelmed Tubularsock has been for some time.

The CIA report has been released and man, like almost 500 hundred pages of information we already know.

It’s regular bull shit in and regular bull shit out.

How many of you already know the United States tortured prisoners and lied to everyone about it?

Unanimous. Well I’ll be damned!

The Wall Street Journal’s website published an opinion piece in which former CIA Directors George Tenet, Porter Goss and Michael Hayden and Deputy Directors John E McLaughlin, Albert Calland and Stephen R. Kappe defend their agency’s record.

They said that the CIA report was “. . . a one-sided study marred by errors of fact and interpretation . . . and had missed opportunity to deliver a serious and balanced study of an important public policy question”.

Well Tubularsock agrees. No really. Tubularsock has agreed with assholes before so it isn’t the first time. So to settle this question about your-side vs their-side crap Tubularsock suggests ………. LET’S RELEASE ALL 6000 PAGES rather than the 500 pages that are “marred by errors of fact and interpretation”.

What do you say to that boys?

If Tenet, Goss and Hayden (fucking assholes all) and the other lackeys REALLY wanted “a serious and balanced study of an important public policy question” wouldn’t they be the first to demand the release of ALL the pages?

There is not a question that if those 6000 pages were released that we would find out what Tubularsock and you know already, that the United States IS A TERRORIST STATE and needs to have a regime change NOW!

But alas …… not going to happen.

Nor is anyone going to be arrested and tried for breaking American and International Laws. NO.

So here we go again ……… If one of those BLACK, BLACK, BLACK African leaders had done even 3000 pages worth of outrageous disgusting shit then fucking John Kerry and fucking step-and-fetch-it-Obuma would be right in front of the world leaders calling for removing the tyrant to save the people.

But the WHITE MAN does it ……… all’s good. What laws?

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You know Tubularsock has come to the awareness that it appears ….

the more you dig,

the deeper the hole.

And yes, Tubularsock is sure you have also noticed that as well.

If not, get a shovel and test the theory. OR, trust Tubularsock!

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So let’s delve into the whole.

Afghanistan  has been producing a poppy crop forEVER.

While the Taliban was in control of Afghanistan the poppy crop was at its lowest production level in Afghanistan’s long history, especially in 2001.

Now some say that this eradication was done to increase the price of heroin. 

The Taliban says that this eradication was done because heroin is incompatible with Islam.

Of course can you trust the evil Taliban?

So we bomb the fuck out of them.

Some say that this bombing was to find bin Laden.

Tubularsock says that this bombing was done to bring the price of drugs down because Laura Bush was a crack ho.

Of course can you trust the evil Tubularsock?

But whatever the reason after the U.S. brought “Freedom and Democracy” to Afghanistan the poppy crop soared.

Some say it’s a sign of corruption inherent in the system of drug economies.

Tubularsock says it shows that the free market system works well as long as American troops protected the poppy fields as an American “national interest”.

Of course can you trust the capitalist Tubularsock?

Some say (the Soviets to be exact) that during the time the Soviets were at war in Afghanistan the CIA was smuggling the poppy crop out of Afghanistan.

The CIA says that it was so busy with smuggling cocaine out of Latin America that their smuggling efforts needed to be subcontracted out to the Russian mafia.

Of course can you trust the CIA?

Some say that the major banks JPMorgan Chase, Bank of America, Barclays, Lloyds Banking Group, Wachovia all laundered money for the drug cartels. Some may recall the CIA’s favorite shadow bank during the 1980s, the Bank of Credit and Commerce (BCCI).

And those in the know say its a web of protectors–and facilitators–drawn from business, finance, organized crime and the secret world of intelligence.

Of course those in the know seem to know.

So what’s the point?

Well, Tubularsock like Tom Waits takes the Long Way Home.

The fact that once again when it comes to high crime no one ever seems to take the fall but some little drug hustler.

And even worse when a small time “LOOSE-SINGLE-CIGARETTE” hustler is harassed and murdered by NY police, that has got to be the height of hypocrisy within the system of crime prevention.

As Obomber said after the Ferguson police murderer got off, “. . . understand that there’s never an excuse for violence, particularly when there are a lot of people of goodwill out there who are willing to work on these issues.”

So, of course let’s increase our troops in Iraq, bomb Iran and declare war on Russia the ultimate way “our” government of goodwill is willing to work on the issues.

Not only has our ship-of-state lost its rudder and run aground but the Captain is delusional and thinks his SHIT doesn’t stink!

Another sign that the protestors have a DUTY to burn down the town!

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Hey. Now don’t get all pushed out of shape over this Eric Garner Chokehold Death verdict.

Let’s get the facts straight before jumping off the deep end!

New York City police officer Daniel Pantaleo was not indicted by the Grand Jury because ahhh ………

Well lets see:

A video shows Pantaleo putting Garner “in an apparent chokehold”.

Chokeholds are BANNED by NYPD guidelines but apparently “apparent chokeholds” are not banned ……. or so it appears, now doesn’t it.

And of course the community just has to be protected from the CRIME of an unarmed black man selling loose, untaxed cigarettes!

Just imagine how far our community standards would fall if the hero cop Daniel Pantaleo hadn’t stopped this heinous crime. Just where would we be today?

So what are the NYPD guidelines really good for if breaking them means nothing?

Now an argument could be made that Eric Garner was a large black man and Michael Brown was a large black man and to the police they are scary.

So the LARGE BLACK MAN defense must have been used to convince the Grand Juries not to indict either Daniel Pantaleo or Darren Wilson, both small white cops for killing these large black men.

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But what defense will be used to protect the cops from shooting and killing a 12 year old black boy in a Cleveland park?

Oh come on ……… you know! The SMALL BLACK MAN defense!

But rest assured that in AmerKKKa these incidences have absolutely nothing to do with race. We in AmerKKKa are post racial. Haven’t you heard?

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