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JOBS JOBS EVERYWHERE!

Posted: December 10, 2016 in America Asleep, American Dream, Donald Trump, economics, Economy, Education, Jobs, Psychology, RACISM
Tags: DONALD TRUMP, Psychology

JOBS JOBS EVERYWHERE!

IT HAS TO BE TRUE, THE ORANGE MAN SAID IT …….. AH, DIDN’T HE?

Oh golly gee, Ivanka’s Asian-made clothing isn’t rushing back to America any time soon.
Why? Are you kidding, get serious …….. The United States IMPORTS 97.3% of its clothing!

There is no infrastructure left within the United States to even support a clothing industry let alone labor costs.

For some reason Americans are prima-donna workers! They want to get PAID for their work which leads to this example.

New Balance shoes, makes some of its shoes in American factories. While New Balance shoes that are made outside the U.S. start at $65, its American-made shoes start at $165. (CBS News)

The bottom line is that the entire “Bringing Back American Jobs” is hopefully a wake up call for all those that really believed THE ORANGE MAN. It will come as a shock to most of THE ORANGE MAN’s supporters but will that translate into a backlash of support or will they just all go back to sleep?

More than likely they’ll blame it on some poor immigrant who has come here to try and make some money because the U.S. has destroyed their own country’s economy.

But as a side observation, it appears to Tubularsock that it is oxymoronic to interview a Trump supporter on American job policy in a WalMart parking lot. Or maybe it is just Tubularsock.

But after all is said and done, Tubularsock does have hope …….. the empire may collapse from within and Tubularsock has already purchased front row seats! BURN BABY BURN!

THANKSGIVING GIFT?

Posted: November 24, 2016 in 2016, Donald Trump, President Elect Tweet, THANKSGIVING 2016
Tags: 2016 Presidential Election, DONALD TRUMP, Psychology, THANKSGIVING 2016

WHO’S ON FIRST?

Posted: November 23, 2016 in Bull Shit, Climate, Donald Trump, economics, Economy, MATRIX, Psychology, torture
Tags: bull shit, DONALD TRUMP, Psychology

WHO’S ON FIRST?
Ok ……….. President Elect Tweet isn’t Laural and Hardy……… YET!
But looking at his minions …… Holy Shit, as the Pope would say.

But what does he stand for?

So far President Elect Tweet has changed his position on torture because he talked with Four Star General James N. Mattis and Mattis said, “(He) found more value in building trust and rewarding cooperation with terrorism suspects: “‘Give me a pack of cigarettes and a couple of beers, and I’ll do better.’”(NY Times)

On the link between human activity and climate change Tweet now says, “I think there is some connectivity … it depends on how much.” Now on the surface that doesn’t seem like much of a change but it is a MAJOR change from “. . . climate change was(is) a hoax fabricated by the Chinese”.

President-elect Donald Tweet will not pursue an investigation into Hillary Clinton’s use of a private email server. Or anything else about the Clintons. This is a rather significant change of position from, “I will say this: Hillary Clinton has to go to jail, ok ? She has to go to jail, phony hit job. She’s guilty as hell.”

And then there’s OBAMACARE …….. from get rid of it to making legal changes made to President Obama’s Affordable Care Act.

AND NOW Tweet is distancing himself from the alt-right movement as its white supremacist members claim his election as a boon for their agenda.
“I disavow and condemn them,” Tweet said Tuesday (11/22/16) during a wide-ranging interview with staff members of The New York Times.

AND THE WALL? Well, it may have to be scaled back a bit and just not be as long or high or maybe not at all.

And all this is where Tubularsock see some possibility of “hope and change” with President Elect Tweet ….. yes it is slight ……. very slight but a crack enough for possibly some “light” to get in.

We shall see ……… proceed but stay low because the ricochet may be risky.

But really, there is something refreshing about a person that can change direction when new information is presented and not be stopped by being wrong and refuse to change out of looking bad. On the contrary, President Elect Tweet views himself as NEVER WRONG about anything. Whatever position he holds that minute is CORRECT until it is not and then the exact opposite may be CORRECT. But DURING THE TIME he holds a position he is RIGHT!

And not only RIGHT but the GREATEST RIGHT you have ever witnessed bar none!

Now it can’t get better than that ………..

BLIND TRUST FANTASY

Posted: November 20, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, America Asleep, Blind Trust, Bling Trust, Congress, corruption, Donald Trump, economics, ethics training, Obama, President Elect Tweet, Psychology
Tags: 2016 Presidential Election, Blind Trust, Bling Trust, DONALD TRUMP

BLIND TRUST FANTASY

There has been an outcry by many that President Elect Tweet put his businesses not just into his family’s control but place his entire business assets and investments into a blind trust.

And this has always sounded good for people who know insider deals about to happen to not be able to use that information to feather their own family nest.

And it seems like the perfect solution, doesn’t it?

Well it is a silly cover …….

Let Tubularsock give you a typical Tubularsock Example.

Tubularsock takes all his money and invests in Atomic-Ping-Pong-Balls. Yes, it is a futuristic concept which may or may not even work.

Because it is a new investment “opportunity” the share price is $3.00 a share. And Tubularsock buys 500,000 shares. That means that Tubularsock’s total cost is $1 and a half million. (remember this is an example and Tubularsock’s current “funds” fall a bit short of this amount.)

Then Tubularsock goes off to Washington, D.C. as President or Senator or even a member of the House of Representatives.

And a blind trust is set up “in good faith” to show no conflict of interest. (Horse-shit, to coin an economic phrase that fits the bill.)

Now remember, this is a simple straight forward example but the idea can be perfected a number of ways and the end result is controlled wealth accumulation with the advantage of the fantasy of no conflict of interest.

So to make this example more realistic let’s take Tubularsock’s name out of the equation and in its place substitute the name of say, ahhh …. Senator McNUT.

Now Senator McNUT works the system in the Senate and gets a plum committee chairmanship. This may take a couple of years or even less depending on his value to his party but in time he is made Chairman of the Advanced Military Systems Committee.

And because of his position and influence (due to the fact that other Senators are busy doing the same type of scam) McNUT puts forth and fast-tracks a new weapon known as APPB Munitions.

And through “deal-making” gets the Committee to vote this new futuristic weapon into existence and moves it through to passage.
Now remember, Atomic-Ping-Pong-Balls may not even work BUT this is the Federal Government and all that is needed to be said that, it is “believed” that APPB could STOP terrorism!

Of course, outside the Washington bubble Atomic-Ping-Pong-Balls stock takes a leap upward. Upon passage the stock jumps to $10 a share! OR $5 million for blind trust McNUT.

Now this continues and say Atomic-Ping-Pong-Balls actually kind-of-works. Well remember this is the Federal Government so additional contracts are given for APPB and the price per share jumps to $33 a share due to a “maybe” break threw and Senator McNUT’s investment increases to $16 million 500 thousand.

Are you getting the point. And lets say Senator McNut did this with just five defense products ……. early retirement, yes?

The manipulation is done wide open and the “blind-trust” really is a “BLIND-BLING”

And the BLIND BLING works at many levels. The Clinton Foundation is a wonderful BLIND BLING. You’ll be noticing Obummer’s speech circuit after he leaves office as how the BLIND BLING works, Michelle’s as well.

The “pay-off” comes AFTER! It is a POSTED DATED BRIBE and it is deemed A-OK with the established power elite. Hey, that is how American Democracy is done!

AND THE BEAT GOES ON ………………..

Should you worry about the SWAMP THAT TWEET’S CREATING?

FUCK YEAH!

But before the fucking clinton-obama holier than thou crescendo reaches a greater volume ….. reflect on THIS BLIND BLING CON.

Now reread Tubularsock’s thoughts …… TRUTH CAN BE FOUND IN A LOST WORLD!

LEARNING CURVE 3

Posted: November 16, 2016 in Donald Trump, President Elect Tweet, Presidential Transition Team, Psychology, RACISM, Religion
Tags: DONALD TRUMP, President Elect Tweet, Psychology, Rule of Law

LEARNING CURVE 3

FOREIGN POLICY

If there isn’t a crisis, it appears, there isn’t any news! So right there you can see that it’s still all the same no matter how much you protest.

President Elect Tweet’s transition team is like a “war zone”!

Who is in?

Who is out?

It is no surprise that “draining the swamp” is way more difficult in reality than in rhetoric and trying to keep “lobbyists” out of positions is like going to a snake farm and hoping for no snakes.

And having President Elect Tweet express that “Only he knows the finalists” to be chosen with names ricocheting around the press like firing a shotgun in a steel box doesn’t provide much stability.

Oh well, what good is a cabinet anyway when the guy shoots from the hip. Tubularsock figures it’s at least somebody he can talk to.

The best thing is getting his kids cleared for government secrets. He seems to at least trust them so in order to have open discussions and not end up like Hillary and her open-to-all internet server President Elect Tweet is protecting himself upfront.

The speculation from EVERY direction will keep this process hopping for weeks and the one interesting thing about short-attention-span-Tweet is that he will “fire” any of the “chosen ones” at a drop of a Make America Great Again hat!

But no matter, Tubularsock is conducting his third lesson directing President Elect Tweet with a step into a Foreign Policy/Domestic Policy combo. This will help Tweet understand that there is a connection with what happens outside the country and what happens inside the country. This a big step for President Elect Tweet but after all it IS our third lesson!

HALLELUJAH!

LEARNING CURVE 2

Posted: November 15, 2016 in Donald Trump, Education, President Elect Tweet, Presidential Transition Team, Psychology
Tags: DONALD TRUMP, Education, politics, President Elect Tweet, Psychology

LEARNING CURVE 2

Now Tubularsock is proud to announce to all you Americans out there not to worry. As you may recall Tubularsock has been hired to tutor President Elect Tweet in some simple governmental tactical issues to better prepare him to lead our questionable great nation.

Tubularsock is collecting his salary per single instruction for two very solid reasons. First, “our leader” has a short attention span so he may just stop wanting instruction and second President Elect Tweet at times, in his past dealings with workers, ran out on the bill.

Tubularsock in the last instructional lesson used the tactile method of learning by not only conveying the existence of Congress but by having Tweet “FEEL” the bricks and mortar. And on top of that President Elect Tweet took and past the True or False Quiz on the existence of Congress.

SO FAR, SO GOOD!

Now on to lesson two ………….

We are taking baby steps to insure comprehension.

LEARNING CURVE?

Posted: November 11, 2016 in Donald Trump, President Elect Tweet, Presidential Transition Team
Tags: DONALD TRUMP, President Elect Tweet, Presidential Transition, Psychology

LEARNING CURVE?

Tubularsock often bites off more than he can chew. But when that happens, THEN REALITY SETS IN ………. DAMN!

Well just think how President Elect Tweet feels now. All that puffed up “I’m bigger and better” rhetoric is now coming home to roost. OH SHIT, comes to Tubularsock’s mind.

Of course for all Presidents and leaders the most significant factor for brilliance and success goes all the way back to what your mother used to tell you ……….. “you’ll be judge by the friends you keep” and when you look at the sleaze convention that make up President Elect Tweet’s transition team all you see is the ultimate collection of “Shit-For-Brains” that has EVER gathered.

This is just down right scary!

Leading the team WAS New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie …….. that pretty well says it all. From there it goes down hill.

But they shifted to Mike Pence this week because President Elect Tweet didn’t have any bridges to deal with yet!

Christie has been bumped down to vice chair of the transition team, a position also held by Rudy Giuliani, Newt Gingrich, Ben Carson, and others. That group would make an Alferd Hickock movie look like a comedy!

But there is, for instance, Ed Feulner. It’s unclear what his position is exactly, but Feulner was the former president of the Heritage Foundation and that shows just how steep down hill President Elect Tweet’s trajectory is headed!

But much like Obummer, President Elect Tweet appears to be leaning heavily on Washington insiders to fill cabinet positions, despite promises to “drain the swamp” in Washington. But swamp creatures work well together, but not for the citizens. But hey, the votes have been counted so fuck them!

But all is not lost ………… ok, maybe it is! Yet, there is many a slip between the cup and the lip! President Elect Tweet according to Politico states that “. . . his positions are eclectic, improvisational and often contradictory”. President Elect Tweet has listed several different party affiliations over the years and has revised or reversed his stances on progressive taxation, abortion, and government involvement in health care.

So the key here seems to be that he has a short attention span!

But as this Sleaze-For-Success band of merry MEN plot out President Elect Tweet’s future leadership, Tubularsock has been hired to just teach some basics to OUR NEW LEADER.

Everyone needs to start from the beginning ……..

PRESIDENT TWEET!

Posted: November 10, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, Donald Trump, President Tweet, Voting
Tags: 2016 Presidential Election, DONALD TRUMP, President Tweet

PRESIDENT TWEET!

Tubularsock has waited two days to be sure that ALL the votes had been counted. Tubularsock wants to make it crystal clear that Tubularsock IS NOT responsible for taking votes from Hillary in Tubularsock’s own drive for the Presidency.

It is true that if you add all the votes cast for Tubularsock and divide by three and subtract two you’d see just how close Tubularsock came to winning in the non-swing states and just how close the swing states swung toward a Tubularsock Presidential victory.

Alas, Trump rigged the election and Hillary rigged the election both to keep Tubularsock from becoming the President of the United States!

And as Tubularsock HAS ALWAYS SAID, and you can quote Tubularsock, “Two rigs don’t make a right!”

So now, where do we go from here ……. it is a tough question. But the positive FACT is that when you are at the bottom of the barrel, direct down is a short distance.

What has just happened is that we have just had a REVOLUTION!

Tubularsock is elated that the “establishment-power-brokers” FAILED. And Tubularsock has been SO WRONG that the EPB’s would be able to swing the election for Hillary.

And THAT is after Tubularsock was SO WRONG that the “Republican-power-brokers” would not allow Trump the Republican nomination.

And as Tubularsock HAS ALWAYS SAID, and you can quote Tubularsock, “SO WRONG can be so right if wrong was right. Which has to be explained that a right wrong can’t be wrong when it’s right just like a wrong right can’t be right.”

So now with all that cleared up Tubularsock can wait for the train to wreck when it reaches a full speed crash. Bang-Crash!

Tubularsock is so pleased that the Hillary Machine was defeated and that the Trump Mess is about to ………. just what the fuck will the Trump Mess do.

Well the unfortunate part. Donnie doesn’t have a clue on how to shift any of his changes he called for in the campaign into reality. Talking about making America great when it really never was all that great to begin with and then doing it …….. well that is where the rubber hits the road.

But this is so much better than continuing the same old Shurb-Obomber-Clit going down the same old tracks to the same old conclusions.

This is our very first Tweeter President! Can it get better than that?

And think about this …….. Trump KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT HOW TO DO THIS JOB
and you can’t change the channel because it’s the ONLY GAME SHOW IN TOWN!

The day after the election *** 11/9 *** will go down in the annals of American history as the shocking day that Donnie The Tweeter President shockingly takes hold of the country. It may even be another 9/11 in the making but backwards.

However what if Donnie is the REAL progressive not like Obama who was a progressive in sheep’s clothing with all that false hope and change which proved to be same old same old.

Or Hillary who wasn’t a progressive at all.

What if ……………

But Tubularsock is happy ……. change is possible just in the fact that if the people want something to change they REALLY DO have the voting power.

But we’ll have a long tumultuous downward spiral before that will happen. Hold on to your hat.

So come on America. Join hands:

LET’S MAKE AMERICA FAKE AGAIN!

THE RUSSIANS DID IT?

Posted: October 27, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, America Asleep, ARCHITECTURE, CIA TERRORISTS, corruption, Delusional, Dick Cheney, Don Rumfeld, Donald Trump, ESPIONAGE, FBI TERRORISTS, freedom of the press, George Bush, Hillary Clinton, James Clapper, MATRIX, Mental Health, NIXON, Psychology, psychomania, Russia, September 11, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., Vladimir Putin
Tags: 2016 Presidential Election, Dick Cheney, DONALD TRUMP, Hillary Clinton, Human Rights American Failure, Psychology, Putin, Russia

THE RUSSIANS DID IT?

Now why is it that YOU and Tubularsock, as American Citizens, have to depend on the RUSSIANS to hack the emails of our politicians so WE AMERICANS can read the truth?

THAT SHOULD BE THE REAL CONCERN, DON’T YOU THINK?

Perhaps it is because we are continuing being lied to by Hillary, Trump and the rest of our political establishment.

“I did not have sex with that woman”. Thanks Bill, we know, we know.

“I am not a crook!”. Thanks Dick, we know, we know.

“We KNOW that Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction” Thanks George W. we know, we know.

“The NSA DOES NOT spy on Americans”. Thanks James Clapper, Director of National Intelligence. We know, we know!

“The North Vietnamese regime . . . conducted further deliberate attacks against U.S. naval vessels . . .”. Thanks Lyndon, we know, we know.

A “. . . report that’s been pretty well confirmed, that [9/11 hijacker Mohammed Atta] did go to Prague and he did meet with a senior official of the Iraqi intelligence service . . .”. Thanks Dick Cheney, we know, we know after even the CIA told you this was a false report the day before you said it on TV!

A committee in the House of Representatives in 2004 identified “237 misleading statements about the threat posed by Iraq that were made by President Bush, Vice President Cheney, Secretary Rumsfeld, Secretary Powell, and National Security Advisor Rice. Thanks, we know, we know.

“Osama bin Laden DID IT from a cave!” We know, we know.

And sure steel buildings free fall into their own footprint from office fires BUT ONLY THREE TIMES ON ONE DAY IN ALL OF WORLD HISTORY! We know, we know.

So somehow when Hillary’s and Moderator Wallace’s exchanges in the last debate defended this “intelligence knowledge” that the Russian’s did it ……… we should pause and just wonder where that number 17 that Hillary used came from. Who said so?

Clinton: “We have 17, 17 intelligence agencies, civilian and military who have all concluded that these espionage attacks, these cyber attacks, come from the highest levels of the Kremlin. And they are designed to influence our election. I find that deeply disturbing.”
Trump: You have no idea.
Clinton: I am quoting 17, 17 — do you doubt?
Trump: Our country has no idea.
Clinton: Our military and civilian –
Trump: Yeah, I doubt it, I doubt it.
And then the moderator, “Wallace: “. . .The top national security officials of this country do believe that Russia has been behind these hacks. Even if you don’t know for sure whether they are . . .”

Oh “the who said so” was JAMES CLAPPER and Jeh Johnson, the secretary of Homeland Security with words like:

“The U.S. Intelligence Community (USIC) is confident . . .”

“We believe, based on the scope and sensitivity of these efforts . . .”

“. . . are consistent with the methods and motivations of Russian-directed efforts.”

“the Russians have used similar tactics and techniques . . .”

BUT NO STRAIGHT TALK LIKE HERE IS THE PROOF THAT THE RUSSIAN’S DID IT! THERE IS NO PROOF JUST THOSE FAMOUS “SIMILAR TACTICS”. Well with those “similar tactics” the NSA itself could have done it!

You know, “scope and sensitivity” just doesn’t cut it for Tubularsock.

Trump for all Tubularsock dislikes the guy is correct …… “Our country has no idea”.

So, Tubularsock just would like to take this opportunity to thank Vlad for his contribution to American Democracy. It is sure a round about way to get any political truth when we have that “free press” all over the place but hey, Thanks Vlad!

OUTRAGEOUS!

Posted: October 23, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Rigged Election
Tags: 2016 Presidential Election, barack obama, DONALD TRUMP, Hillary Clinton

OUTRAGEOUS!

Now where does Donald Trump find the nerve to say that the election is rigged and that he may not automatically RALLY AROUND THE FLAG of our grand democracy and support the winner of this election.

In our grand history ALWAYS the loser BURIES HIS HATCHET and joins the winner to unite the nation to go forward. That is one of the fundamental principles of FAIR AND FREE ELECTIONS.

And yes ………. But the caveat rests on FAIR AND FREE now doesn’t it.

So where could Donnie get an idea that the election is rigged?

Gosh …….. maybe we should really look.

The first “give away” is how strong of a reaction has come from the ESTABLISHMENT.
Just about, like cockroaches, every politician in the club came out of the woodwork to tell us that there IS NO QUESTION that the elections in the United States of America are FAIR AND FREE!

John McCain, dead man walking, stated that “All Arizonans and all Americans SHOULD be confident in the integrity of our elections . . .” . Oh yeah, YOU SHOULD?

Jimmy Carter believes that the idea of rigged elections are “unfounded and irresponsible”! But Jimmy always has had an inability to identify political deep water and was a “true believer” in the system. Even now. “The Carter Center notes that no election is perfect and that there will be isolated administrative incidents in U.S. elections as in every election conducted around the world. However, these incidents should not call into question the integrity of the entire election.”

The only issue with this analyses is that the rigging of key state voting machines with malware can throw an election in either direction and without a PAPER trail, there is no hard proof!

And Hillary, released a letter, written to Bill from George H.W. Bush as he handed the Office of President off to him calling Clinton “our president” as an example of the club rules of handing over leadership.

But within Clinton’s leaked emails, John Podesta explained to Clinton’s staff how some believed that Obama committed voter fraud in the 2008 Colorado election. Clinton’s “inner circle” believed that to be true.

President Barack Obama said this week “no serious person” would believe the presidential election could be rigged. But in 2008 Barack stated when asked about a rigged election, “Well, I tell you what it helps in Ohio, that we got Democrats in charge of the machines.”

“But look, I come from Chicago,” Obama continued, “so I want to be honest, it’s not as if it’s just Republicans who have monkeyed around with elections in the past. Sometimes, Democrats have, too.”

Funny how he forgot this time around, isn’t it? Well no problem because NO SERIOUS person would think that!

And John Kerry believes that in the 2004 election Bush’s people purged Democratic voters from the rolls, engineered long lines at Democratic precincts, and even deliberately rigged computerized voting machines to take votes from Kerry and give them to Bush. These theories mostly focused on the state of Ohio, which would have won Kerry the presidency.

But really, NO SERIOUS person would think that!

Oh and wasn’t there some kind of Florida rigging in 2000? Oh no, the Supreme Court said that Florida didn’t have to recount the questionable vote totals so ALL’S GOOD!

TUBULARSOCK VOTE DELIVERY SERVICE, LTD.

Yeah, now we can all rest assured that American Democracy is well and good and fair and free!

And whatever you do don’t look at Hillary rigging the Democratic National Committee to edge out Bernie. No, THAT RIGGING WAS ALL PART OF THE CLINTON MACHINE’S PROCESS. It was all done among friends!

So, let’s all get comfortable. Like Tubularsock has said all along …. THE FIX IS IN!
All that is left is the counting but that has already been done by Hillary’s People.

Just where, oh where could Donald Trump come up with such an outlandish idea!

NO SERIOUS person would think that!

Tubularsock

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JOBS JOBS EVERYWHERE!

THANKSGIVING GIFT?

WHO’S ON FIRST?

BLIND TRUST FANTASY

LEARNING CURVE 3

LEARNING CURVE 2

LEARNING CURVE?

PRESIDENT TWEET!

THE RUSSIANS DID IT?

OUTRAGEOUS!