Tubularsock

ALL RUSSIA TO THE ROCKET!

Posted: January 22, 2016 in American Exceptionalism, Flight MH17, Foreign Policy, Russia, Ukraine, Uncategorized, Vladimir Putin
Tags: MH-17, Obama foreign policy, Putin, Russia, team spirit, Ukraine

Ok ……… the jokes on you Europe!

Well, and the Propagandized fearful American public!

The Europeans rushed stumbling over each other to put sanctions on Russia for the downing of Malaysian Flight #17 over the Ukraine because the United States said, ‘THE RUSSIANS DID IT!”

And even though there has been no proof that the Russians did it except that John Kerry said so, well the Europeans rushed to follow the Americans orders to place sanctions on Russia.

Now the Russians presented their satellite captured information which showed that Russia wasn’t involved.

But ……… how can you trust a Russian.

The U.S. refused to provide their satellite information which is some of the best in the world because ……..? Well, maybe because it doesn’t show that Russia was involved or maybe because John Kerry is so tall that his view “that Russia did it” is as good as a satellite. Afterall Sarah Palin can see those Russians from Alaska.

Well THAT isn’t the joke ………

In order for the U.S. to launch their spy satellites they contract Lockheed and Boeing to supply RUSSIAN MADE RD-180 boosters ROCKETS to lift those satellites into orbit!

Now is that funny or what?

The spy satellites that could clear up who shot MH-17 down were placed into orbit by Russian Booster Rockets but the U.S. won’t release the information.

And even better all that sanction shit, well Congress passed the fiscal 2016 budget, which includes a provision that allows the US to continue purchasing the Russian made booster rockets.

See, the U.S. needs those booster rockets to continue the space program as well.

Seems that the Russian’s are about 20 years ahead of the U.S. in rocket development and the U.S. is ahead of the world in sophisticated spy-satellites. So together WE ARE A TEAM.

RAH!

Can anyone hear hypocrisy from the home team?

CRAZIEST?

Posted: January 20, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, America Asleep, Bull Shit
Tags: 2016 Presidential Election, Cruz, Palin, Trume

THE TIME IS STILL NOW!

Posted: January 19, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election
Tags: 2016 Presidential Election

HILLARY AND UNCLE VINNIE

Posted: January 18, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, BANKS, Delusional, economics, Hillary Clinton, Keystone XL, WOMEN ISSUES
Tags: 2016 Presidential Election, Hillary Clinton

You know, Tubularsock has dusted off his resume and decided to send it on to Tubularsock’s Uncle Vinnie.

Uncle Vinnie is in the future capitalist adjustment business (FCAB). A very respected business model that has been around for years and has been sanitized by Wall Street. In its early years it was known as loan-sharking, a cumbersome name, indeed.

FCAB sounds way more classy than loan sharking and it doesn’t involve fish. But perhaps slime.

Now there was once upon a time when a “conflict-of-interest” was considered something that a respectable person would avoid to the point of “stepping aside” in a court case or in a regulatory situation where this respectable person may be viewed as possibly having an advantage in the outcome of the court case or regulatory situation.

Well old fashioned ideas have been set aside today for a multitude of reasons the primary reason being, there are no longer any “respectable people” left. At least on this planet. And greed and power is the life blood which makes this country GREAT! (Haven’t you heard?)

So realizing all of this Tubularsock contacted Uncle Vinnie and asked if Tubularsock could be placed into a respected position in the “family” business. Tubularsock felt it was time to dust off his Sicilian heritage …… Ciao amici !

And that is why Tubularsock is now CEO of TUBULARSOCK CORRUPTION SERVICES, LIMITED.

Well, your first question is ……..

Exactly, who does TCS,Ltd. represent?

This information can not be divulged to outsiders but Tubularsock will share this only with YOU. Seriously ………. look in the mirror, YOU! (make sure no one else is in the mirror)

Hillary Clinton is one of our favorite clients.

As you know HC is running for office of something or other.

Every major defense contractor in the U.S. has given The Clinton Foundation hundreds of millions of dollars while she was Secretary of State.

Hell, while Hillary Clinton was Secretary of State, her department approved $165 billion worth of commercial arms sales to 20 nations whose governments had given money to The Clinton Foundation. Plus a further $151 billion of separate Pentagon-brokered deals for 16 of those countries!

And the Secretary of State oversee which defense contractor get government contracts for defense projects.

EVERY defense contractor who donated money to the Clinton Foundation received billions of dollars in defense contacts.

But in truth it’s the “bag-man” that arranges those transaction and that is where TCS,Ltd. steps into this financial-food-chain.

And the “bags” don’t exist any longer because TCS,Ltd. uses computers. Sure Uncle Vinnie is nostalgic but Fanculo tutti !

And just to add profit to profit TCS,Ltd. also handles all of Hillary’s Wall Street speeches as well.

And Hillary has spoken very little but TCS,Ltd. charges Wall Street by the word and as you know words COST!

For example, Golden-Sacks, oop!, sorry Goldman Sachs paid Hillary $225,000 for ONE speech in 2013. But really, that was only about $83 a word. Cheap if you ask Tubularsock. And on Tubularsock’s suggestion “Ladies and Gentlemen” and “Thank You And Good Evening” were free. It was kind of like a perk.

Adding in Morgan Stanley, Goldman Sachs, Deutsche Bank and UBS all together Hillary hauled in $3.15 million in 2013 for just talking to them.

But with TCS,Ltd. at the helm the money ball keeps rolling into 2014, 2015 and 2016.

The tech sector has put up over $3.2 million dollars to hear Hillary’s golden words at about $307.00 a word.

And Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce and TD Bank both primary sponsors in the promoting of the controversial Keystone XL pipeline has paid Hillary $1.6 million for eight speeches in 2014 and 2015.

And Hillary earned at least $2.7 million from speeches at companies backing the trade promotion authority (TPA ) for “fast tracking” trade deals.

Surprisingly EVEN the maimed-stream-media was forced to ask Hillary whether she felt that taking all this money from these banks and companies was a “possible” CONFLICT OF INTEREST.

Hillary said: “No”.

And that was it, folks. FULL AND FAIR COVERAGE!

So with a clean slate and the March To The White House underway Tubularsock should soon be getting a huge CEO bonus for manning the turbulent ship that is TCS,Ltd.

And as Uncle Vinnie always says: Ricordate la vostra famiglia e rispettare la vostra madre o ti ammazzo!

READING

Posted: January 17, 2016 in Psychology, psychomania, Reading, Reality
Tags: imagination, Reading, Reality

PLAN BEE

Posted: January 16, 2016 in 9/11, America Asleep, AUSTERITY, BEES, Death Valley Days, Delusional, Dick Cheney, Drones, Ferguson, No Fly Zone
Tags: BEES, bull shit, Dick Cheney, terrorism

It is obvious that Tubularsock covers topics from A to Z so sure he can focus on BEES”?

Tubularsock can spot a honey of a story from afar and realizes that there are the hives and the hives-not.

In this case it appears that the General-Bees and the Drone-Bees are on the same Plan Bee!

And both being Killer-Bees, Tubularsock deducted that if their plan was accomplished the world may not bee much different.

Hence, Tubularsock took his trusty little camera and went to document this pending event because without documentation citizens only believe what they are beeing told by the messed-media-government-stream (MMGS).

BUT …….. if the citizen is shown documentation ad nauseum then the citizen will believe exactly what the government wants them to believe anyway because FACTS just complicate thinking! (As 9/11 demonstrates so clearly.)

You see, the Killer Bees have teamed up against the Washington power grid to help stop Washington from taking over the world.

Yes! Tubularsock has pictures. Why else would Tubularsock carry a camera EVERYWHERE?

And yes PLAN BEE will have collateral-damage but collateral-damage is only people and if the people really cared so much for their families they wouldn’t have put them in harm’s way!

But look, the Bees care.

The Bees believe in a just cause and in truth the Bees are willing to kill you and your family in order to bring you peace.

The Bees are willing to destroy your town in order to save it!

And as long as the Bees get the honey ……. well, fuck you!

And the real stinger in all of this is ……. “Even Bee Power corrupts and absolute Bee Power corrupts absolutely”.

HEY! BEELIEVE TUBULARSOCK!

You see bees will attack other bees and take over their hive and of course Killer-Bees are very aggressive. They are the Dick Cheney Bees of Beedom.

But bees don’t turn on their own hive like we do.

You see, to our power structure there is little difference from using Killer Bee’s force on Syria, Iraq, Yemen, Nigeria and using Killer Bee’s force on Ferguson, Flint, and Detroit. And as time moves on we’ll see where that is leading ……. and it sure isn’t for the betterment of our society! So Bee careful out there and always remember …….. the louder the buzz the higher the bull shit.

GOT THE BUZZ?

Posted: January 14, 2016 in America Asleep, American Dream, American Exceptionalism, BEES, Drones
Tags: BEES

JIHAD BROTHERS

Posted: January 13, 2016 in Advertising, America Asleep, American Exceptionalism, Ebu Tejma, TED CRUZ, Terrorism, WOMEN ISSUES
Tags: Ebu Tejma, Ted Cruz, terrorism, WOMEN ISSUES

RACISM, THAT’S WHY!

Posted: January 6, 2016 in ASSAULT WEAPONS, RACISM
Tags: Black lives matter?, Oregon Nuts, white-crackers with guns

Well Tubularsock isn’t going to even ask the “liberal-progressive-educated” question about why the The Ku Klux Klan is now One Hundred and Fifty Years Old in this country and is still treated like a White-Boy-Social-Club and why an ARMED group of White-Good-Ol’-Boys can take over a U.S. Government building and have the White-Boy-Sheriff-Department and the White-Boy-FBI stand down and wait for emotions to calm down so no one gets hurt.

But is willing to jump out of a police car and shoot down a 12 year old Black child with a BB-gun without even a warning of “drop your gun” before the shots from the cop gun ends his life.

Save all the bull-shit-educated-academic-cocktail-concern.

Is that clear enough for you fuckers?

Tubularsock wants to get some shit straight right up front.

Does it seem odd to you that if Tubularsock uses the term NIGGER, the response is outrage from not only the black community but from the liberal-progressive-white community as well but the continued cop killing of black people seems to be “normal”?

The maimed-stream-press is all over this ARMED group of White-Good-Ol’-Boys but they seem to leave out some facts.

If somebody from the press would have looked at why these ranchers were taken to trial in the first place for setting fire to the land they would have discovered that they were attempting to conceal the illegal slaughter of deer on Bureau of Land Management property! Not to protect their land by starting backfires to protect their ranch land from a fire started by lighting.

This was exposed at trial by the elder Hammond’s grandson who was given matches to start the fire with others and was told to “keep his mouth shut”.

The grandson reported later to a sheriff’s deputy that he had been abused multiple times by his family and was fearful of his family’s retribution.

Ah, good ol’ white boy family love!

But it is worse than all that.

You know that if any other racial group had taken over Federal Property all hell would have broken loose. But these stupid white-fucks do it and not only the local cops but the FEDS all take a backseat and have all of a sudden taken the approach of attempting to understand their pain.

GIVE TUBULARSOCK A FUCKING BREAK!

In our Orwellian world a terrorist only comes in black, brown, yellow, red, and green (for the extraterrestrials) But NEVER in white!

Timothy McVeigh was just a disturbed white boy who blew up the Oklahoma City Federal Building.

Dylann Roof was just a disturbed white boy that the cops took to McDonald’s for a burger after he committed the Charleston church shooting.

BUT Syed Rizwan Farook and Tashfeen Malik who carried out the San Bernardino “attack” ARE TERRORISTS!

Well, because they weren’t WHITE.

But like always Tubularsock has an easy solution to ending this Oregon Crisis. And not a shot would be fired by anyone.

Curious?

Here is the solution: Tubularsock would hire 200 Black well armed “Brothers”, put them on buses and drive them to Oregon in SUPPORT of these White-Crackers.

Just how fast would this entire incident melt away?

SIZE MATTERS

Posted: December 30, 2015 in Advertising, America Asleep, AUSTERITY
Tags: Psychology

You know the thing about austerity is it always is a great goal for the other guy.

Tubularsock doesn’t know if anyone has noticed yet but have you stopped and added up how much all the candidates for president are spending so far and there is still a year of spending left to do.

All for a $400,000.00 a year job?

In fact what should be said to each candidate is …….. “Go out and GET a real job, deadbeat!”

But no, we as a culture have hyped the circus up and the hilarious thing is that the “public” still think they are part of it. Shitttttttt!

Now even the dumbest citizen out there in never-never-land called AmeriKKKa can not believe that any of the candidates (except for Tubularsock) are running for a measly 400K job so as to help their “fellow-citizens”.

No, when you have some startup computer programmers starting at $90 to $150 thousand and more …….. $400K? Chump change!

So gosh, why would any of them want that low paying job?

Well, sure Tubularsock has figured out the answer:

It is the 1% practicing AUSTERITY!

Hey, it’s literally the least they can do!