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Tubularsock had to leave the Bunker to gather food. Usually Tubularsock remains incommunicado until well after the first of each year. One reason is that if Tubularsock stays away from people during late December and early January Tubularsock doesn’t have to listen to “Oh, happy holidays or Merry Christmas” and that fucking “Happy New Year” shit!

Some years Tubularsock has gotten through “obsessive-happy-days” without contact. But not this year.

Now Tubularsock’s response to the standard happy-cheer-statements is a clear diversionary tactic such as “Same to you fella, and So’s your mother!” That usually stops them from further conversation. As well as having them move quickly away.

Anyway, as Tubularsock pulled out of the garage of Tubularsock’s top floor corner office underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see Bunker Tour) in his pickup Tubularsock turned on the radio and as fate would have it a CBS programed interview was in progress. Now how did CBS even find its way onto Tubularsock’s radio dial. That was a surprise to Tubularsock …….. well that’s radio for ya’!

Anyway within this interview the commentator weaved in the standard programmed reference to the Russian’s being blamed into hacking into our elections …. as if it were fact.


Remember repeat the lie often enough ……….

The fact, that to date there has been NO PROOF provided is par for the course.

And the master-bating-media seems to just beat off to a different drummer.

Now really, so far, THERE IS NO PROOF!

But Obummer today is kicking 35 Russian intelligence operatives out of the US, the NY Times reports. The agencies are believed to have been involved in hacking the Democratic National Committee and others.


But look …… it is all bull shit. What Obummer really is doing is putting the onus on Donald Trump to lift the sanctions when he takes office, officially signaling that US intelligence agencies can’t be trusted. (Like, exactly who does trust them anyway?)

You see, it is just a game. A simple school yard game between the boys. The unfortunate part, as usual, some poor innocents will be harmed at some point and we’ll all rally around the flag with THE RUSSIAN’S DID IT! Whatever the IT happens to be this week.

And as we see the almost black boy and the clearly orange boy slug it out before the end-of-recess bell rings as we ponder why Putin appears to be the only intelligent MAN in the game. Maybe it’s the vodka.



  1. Lara/Trace says:

    Every word on mainstream media feels like a lie.

    Liked by 5 people

  2. Michael Fuhrig says:

    There once was a Russian named Putin…
    From the same country that gave us Rasputin…
    They both liked to screw…
    But differed on who..
    They liked to do it to…
    Rasputin preferred the ladies of the court…
    Putin preferred a different sort…
    He liked doing it to the entire Russian populace
    While putting on a smiling face…
    And when his work with his own people was done…
    He turned to the US elections….
    Just for fun…
    So now his buddy Donald..
    Is president-elect…
    The man Putin..
    Helped to select…
    This may prevent..
    A new Cold War…
    But it gave America a frightful bore…
    Vodka anyone???

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    • tubularsock says:

      Michael, your poem is a major addition
      For a guy who is open and listens

      Vlad is so cool and far from a fool
      And just won’t be anyone’s tool

      Not sure of your sexual innuendoes
      For sure Rasputin never played with Nintendo

      But better that that Vlad has a great rap
      And 82% popularity within his own Russian map!

      Russia did nothing to American elections
      It all was brought down by the Hillary infection

      And far from a bore
      Donnie knows the score

      And Tubularsock will be Vodking more!

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  3. Michael Fuhrig says:

    I just took your bunker tour and its fabulous & lavish! It perfectly befits a person of your stature. But….for a person who has no visible means of support how could you afford such a place? Do I detect a possible connection to the Trump empire? Or a link to Russian oil money? Just wondering? You sly!

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    • tubularsock says:

      Michael, Tubularsock’s simple and well appointed abode is what EVERY American family has in truth. Just a few trinkets of the average American Dream.

      Sure Tubularsock’s ability to be in several historical places at the same time and body shift on a whim puts him above the average white, black, brown, yellow, orange collar worker is just the luck of the draw in America, the home of the brave.

      Thanks for taking the time to visit the Bunker.

      Liked by 1 person

  4. swo8 says:

    I just took your bunker tour too. Your back door reminds me of Blarney Castle – do you have the gift?

    Liked by 3 people

  5. sojourner says:

    Can’t verify the following is true, but I would not doubt this for a second:

    I keep suggesting that it pays to check in on the boob tube every once in a while. I can find out more about Big Brother’s propaganda machinery, while watching twenty minutes of tv, than I can from reading hours of msm rags on the internet.

    For instance, everything the boob tube propaganda-assholes are pandering right now, and I do mean everything, is designed to bring Americans (the herd) back to a cold war mentality. It’s tv time to hate “the godless commies” once again.

    Tv also gives me a clue as to what might be coming next. I don’t watch it all day long, mind you. But I don’t turn a blind eye to it either.

    As a famous composer once said, when asked why he would stoop so low as to watch MTV, “I have to know what the enemy is up to!”

    We are under surveillance all the time, so why wouldn’t we return the “favor”?

    Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      Thanks for the link, sojourner. Interesting but Tubularsock has his doubts about the intent of the article. Maybe yes, maybe no. The problem has become …. can you trust ANYONE! Well, except Tubularsock!

      Liked by 2 people

      • sojourner says:

        That’s why I said “Can’t verify”!

        Liked by 1 person

      • tubularsock says:

        sojourner, Tubularsock realized that and was just agreeing. But then there is the question whether you meant the link information OR “verification” of Tubularsock’s trustfulness until Tubularsock realized that he had made that clear in header which settled that question!


  6. sojourner says:


    Here is another example:

    And Hillary would have brought us out of this new cold war?

    Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      Well Trump is fucked up too. He is no hero. And yes his mouth starts off before his limited brain engages. But Tubularsock doubts a nuclear war only because it may be the only thing left that could save the earth from MANKIND! Cheers.

      Liked by 1 person

      • sojourner says:

        Another humanity hater, Tube? Don’t we have enough of those in low places?

        Liked by 1 person

      • tubularsock says:

        sojourner, “humanity hater”? Not Tubularsock! You see, Tubularsock is only calling for the complete annihilation of humanity as an act of loving kindness. It is not out of hate but out of love for the earth …… you know, like EARTH-FIRST. It is a win-win.

        Annihilation from hate is not acceptable but very Christian, Moslem, and Jew! “Kill your brother as he is yourself”. Amen.

        Now all of this is driven from Tubularsock’s positive view of the coming new year.


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  7. Michael Fuhrig says:

    Your defense of Putin is well argued. Hell. if we can’t beat him maybe it’s best we just join him. Vodka is a good drink. Russian music is lively…the Russians dance well on their haunches.. And they have great ski areas and winter resorts in Siberia that have stood the test of time. Nostrovia!!

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    • tubularsock says:

      Nostrovia to you as well, Michael. Tubularsock didn’t realize you speaka the Rusky!

      So, с наступающим Новым годом и держать дамы в бухте соединения анархического движения в ваш сосед и взорвать вещи для родины!


  8. Tubularsock, So blarney is a more refined term for bullshit? Always wondered about that. Good to know.
    But I’m a little troubled by your apparent switch from WT to vodka here. Are you just saluting the Russians, or have you switched allegiance altogether? And I know, it’s none of my business. Still, if a person isn’t loyal to their vices … do we really know we can trust even you? And if that’s the case … we are in deepest blarney! Hope you gathered enough supplies for the duration! – Linda

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    • tubularsock says:

      Oh Linda, Tubularsock thanks you for your heart-felt concerns over Tubularsock’s alcoholic intake. Which is NOT a vice but rather a direct link with the Gods. At the moment Tubularsock is well within a half bottle of Sake but that doesn’t make him Japanese!

      Anymore than Vodka makes him Russian! Though with a half bottle of Vodka consumption it would lean Tubularsock in the direction of Sarah Palin’s house where we can SEE Russia. Or so we’ve heard.

      But one can truly TRUST Tubularsock only because he doesn’t horse around when it comes to Kentucky super-premium Wild Turkey. You just can’t get more AMERICAN than that!

      And if for any reason you, Linda, believe that all of this is “blarney” then take two shots of Connemara Peated Irish Single Malt and call Tubularsock in the morning!

      And a happy new year to you, my friend.

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