Archive for the ‘Psychology’ Category

THE FUNNY PART OF PSEUDO-REVOLUTION.

 

Well there is always some humor in political violence. And as the grown men acting out their 8th grade shelves playing “armyman” rushed about the Capitol Building smashing and desecrating all that it stands for (at least in accepted fantasy) the action wasn’t clear.

The first dead give away was the overabundance of terrorist selfies. It is not uncommon for terrorists to do selfies when they chop somebody’s head off and even the American military terrorists at times take selfies with the dead women and children they have killed to save Democracy.

But come on! This entire group was way too self-centered with no thought of what to do once they managed to smash their way into the House and Senate.

Sure there were some bands of better organized “military-types” with some type of chain of command but in the chaos they just looked like over zealot-anal-retentive gangs. They did make Tubularsock laugh aloud. Embarrassing really. Poor stupid fucks!

One of the more interesting things that will be investigated is how was it that the Capitol Police came up short. Who gave that order? AND WHY? You already know that it will be said that they were caught by surprise after weeks of Twitter, You Tube, and right wing web sites LAYING OUT THE PLAN AND RENTED BUSES. How could anyone see that coming?

Now a case could be made that the zealot-anal-retentive “military-types” were expecting THEIR FUHRER TRUMP to give the orders after they surged the compound. After all Donnie did say “WE”LL walk down to the Capitol” ……….. but when the FUHRER had taken a detour to the well protected White House to watch his creation on TV the chain of command was compromised.

EVEN Tubularsock at 8 years old playing “armyman” knew that when the chain of command was compromised the BATTLE WAS LOST!

You know, REALLY! Tubularsock can’t understand why leaders don’t contact Tubularsock Consulting Services, Ltd. for all their need-to-know information about BASIC reality in this upside down world.

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Which leads us to a quick pictographic review for those non-readers. Only because a picture is worth a thousand words, so here are 4000 words to send to your friends!

 

And remember that fat lady still hasn’t sung a word, YET!

 

YOU KNOW …… TED IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE!

 

AND JOSH IS JUST GUTLESS.

 

TUBULARSOCK CAN HOPE, CAN’T HE?

 

SAFETY FIRST!

 

 

BURN THE FUCKER DOWN:AN AMERICAN STORY

 

Well Tubularsock is so excited. This is going to be a week to remember in American history.

The Orange Wonder to date has attempted every rig in the book to WIN.

And EVEN so some Republican’ts are standing up against his onslaught which is very rare because Republican’ts over the years have had their share of total assholes to defend.

Ronald Reagan and Richard Nixon …….. don’t get Tubularsock started!

And the Democrap’s have as well. Obummer, Clinton, Johnson, Jackson.

But all that is just piss under the bridge from our pseudo-democratic-existence.

Well this Wednesday the 6th, Congress will have a joint session and Tubularsock himself plans to have a joint session. About the only way to put up with the bull shit!

And all AlbinoBoy Pence has to do is open fifty envelopes and read out the numbers and declare the guy with the most votes the winner.

Doesn’t sound that difficult but AlbinoBoy Pence first has to pull his white head out of his white ass to do this and that is why Mother will be there to tidy up. He’s a big boy now Mother.

As for the rest of the deliberation it will be like TOTAL fun to watch and if the American public haven’t asked yet why we even pay these collective imbeciles then this will be the opportune time to ask that question.

BUT WAY MORE FUN will be to watch the streets. That’s where stupidity will reign and the violence that will occur has been driven by the OrangeTurd himself. He has pumped his base up to the point that when violence breaks out he should be held for “inciting a riot”!

Because that is the stage OrangeDump has set into play. Tubularsock can’t wait!

Yet the right wing is setting the stage in their own way and like always their skew is well, “off the wall”.

For example: “These radical Left bolsheviks have been highly trained by the FBI COINTELPRO and/or CIA SPECIAL OPERATIONS to execute their disruptive missions with precision.”

“You can be sure that the U.S. Intel Community will have their deep cover agents and stealth operatives positioned all over D.C. on the 6th, looking for any opportunity to throw a wrench in the Patriot juggernaut that’s about to roll over everything inside the Beltway.”

And just how perfect is that? A pre-setup so when violence breaks out it won’t be their fault ……….THEY MADE US DO IT!

Oh don’t worry, the left sets up the same shit.

Seem like if nobody is to blame then nobody has to take responsibility for their actions.

 

And this “nobody has to take responsibility for their actions” runs from your city council member all the way to the Presidency.
AND THAT IS WHY WE ARE IN THE TOTAL MESS WE ARE IN!

The citizen has to reward their governmental officials with their vote ONLY when they support the citizen and not support governmental officials when they double cross you.

They have to be held to account!

Otherwise you will be taken to the cleaners and THAT IS YOUR OWN FAULT!

OH …… that does mean that you have to wake up to the issues that act against you and keep informed.

Just three examples:

Mitch McConnell blocks stimulus to the people but backs huge money to the rich AND THE VOTERS reelect him from one of the poorest states in the United States. WHY?
Nancy Pelosi and Dianne Feinstein have continually voted for corporate bailouts and war and against real people AND THE VOTERS reelect them. WHY?
It is another example of LOOK IN THE MIRROR politics.

The 6th is closer now than it was when Tubularsock started this rant and Tubularsock needs time to get the pop corn ready so dial it in: “BURN THE FUCKER DOWN” an American Story.

 

COVID RELIEF: TAKE TWO, CALL TUBULARSOCK IN THE MORNING!

 

Now here is the bottom line for you.

By this time in your life if you haven’t figured out that when it comes to self serving the one CON-STANT example is how BOTH the Democraps and the Republican’ts just ALWAYS protect themselves …… FIRST! And more often than not, seldom you.

Well, when it comes to helping you ……. “where will the money come from?”

And Tubularsock knows that none of our congress-people will miss a meal but many Americans’ will. And they REALLY want to help but ……… “where will the money come from?”

But whatever you do make sure you get your 4th Federal Tax Return installment mailed off before the January 15th deadline.

Ohhhh ………. That’s where they get the money …….. YOU!

Now with all the last-minute legislating over the coronavirus relief bill and with all the hand wringing over, “where will we get the money” there was just enough spare change to pass a $5 MILLION addition to the Office of Attending Physician which in essence DOUBLED their existing budget.

There wasn’t enough money for hazard pay for essential workers and emergency funding for local governments but really …… “where will we get the money?”

And fortunately they found the money for OWNERS OF RACEHORSES to get a tax break and a full expansion of tax deductions for business meals which of course working class people don’t really need anyway because they don’t have any money for food. Problem settled!

BUT we are going to get a $600 check which is something or at least Tubularsock has heard people say that. ARE THEY FUCKING STUPID?

And Tubularsock heard a Representative say out loud that the $600 will be a “bridge” until the next stimulus package. What planet does she reside? Tubularsock would gladly take the check and shove it up her fucking asshole with Tubularsock’s fist but knowing how Congress people are she’d like it! The Corporations do that regularly with their campaign contributions!

Oh, do you know what the Office of Attending Physician that Tubularsock mentioned above happens to be?

Well it has been described as “some of the country’s best and most efficient government-run health care”.

And who does it service with several physicians and nurses to provide on-call treatment?
CONGRESS! That’s who.

How CONvenient, don’t you think?

And this new funding is justified because of the new services needed to deal with the pandemic! AND we DO have money for that!

And to put an explanation point on this, this is the THIRD budget hike for the Office of Attending Physician. They hiked it in December 2019 ($3,868,000) and then again in March Congress appropriated an additional $400,000 under the CARES Act. And now an additional $5 MILLION!

So as Congress has been in a stalemate over the expansion of low-cost health care services for you THEY HAVE COVERED THEMSELVES!
And Tubularsock has a feeling that the majority of American citizens don’t even know this.
Great to have a free press owned “buy” the corporate interests that continually buys the Congress. Don’t you think?

 

 

 

AS OUR WORLD TURNS ENDING 2020

 

Well we are in the middle of it here in California. Tubularsock received an EMERGENCY TEXT on Tubularsock’s old flip phone with a screen the size of a postage stamp which read that Tubularsock was under an emergency stay at home order.

As you may recall Tubularsock lives on the top floor with a corner office in an underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA. (see Bunker Tour).

Now we have been in this situation before and Tubularsock because Tubularsock is in the essential service of political blogging Tubularsock believes Tubularsock can do as he wishes and does.

But while free floating Tubularsock wears a mask which many have said that Tubularsock looks better with a mask than without and Tubularsock does an 8’ social distance because why not? Tubularsock doesn’t like people that much anyway.

Several friends chastise Tubularsock for believing in the mask and social distancing but Tubularsock seldom worries what others think of him with a very solid view of FUCK YOU to go along with it.

Now it is not that Tubularsock believes in these tactics but it is because Tubularsock has learned the hard way that if one believes one can poke a bear in the eye because it appears to be sleeping perhaps one should heed the advice and not do that.

The Corona is difficult enough to get along with why poke it?

And Tubularsock is a big believer of YOU doing what you wish just stay away from Tubularsock while you do it.

Alas, this diatribe ends with more pressing thoughts on Tubularsock’s mind. But using Tubularsock’s ability of the ancient cave dwellers pictographic abilities Tubularsock has created a small series of pictographs to summarize for non-readers current topics of interest.

And besides, it saves letters for use in later manuscripts where a larger variety of the alphabet can be used. Don’t thank Tubularsock yet.

CAN IT BE MORE CLEAR?

A CLEAR VOTING STRATEGY.

 

THE LAST MINUTE CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY.

ABOUT THE VOTE.

 

THE BOTTOM LINE.

STAY TUNED CHRISTMAS IS COMING.

 

 

 

 

 

CONGRESS: WE MUST HAVE OUR RECESS ……. IT’S OUR RIGHT!

 

Now with Bernie Sanders and Josh Hawley coming together pushing for a second round of $1200.00 Stimulus Checks while the rest of Congress is willing to drop help to the American people and shore up the rich again is par for the course in Washington, D.C.

So there is little surprise there.

No money for people but plenty of money for war.

Does that seem a little distorted of a belief ideal?

But Mitch won his election bid in his state of Kentucky which is one of the poorer states which NEEDS stimulus and health care which Mitch has blocked.

And yet they still vote for him! Now who’s fault is that?

And Nancy has held up and prevented stimulus checks prior to the election so as not to allow the possibility of Trump taking credit for the checks.

And now here we are ……. and oh gosh, what to do? The Christmas Recess is upon us and Congress just must go home for Christmas.

Now Sanders and Hawley have vowed to block Congress from leaving town without an up or down vote on the stimulus.

It would be so much easier if it was a vote on adding an additional three trillion dollars to improve our drone fleet. We ALWAYS have bipartisan support for money for that with little or no debate.

Killing people is easier than keeping them alive.

THINK ON THAT! The next time you vote.

 

So let Tubularsock sum up for you with the help of visual aids for Americans who don’t like to read too much. Sure Tubularsock is looking after you. What are friends for anyway?

 

And once and for all let’s let go of that adage …… “With Age Comes Wisdom” as the horse shit that it happens to be!

 

 

And then there is this dead end street.

 

To acquire wisdom, well you have to be alive. These walking cadavers have cashed it in years ago! And WE are paying the price and then some. But who elected them ……….. well, take out a mirror.

This society needs to upgrade it’s consciousness and re-frame our priorities as the pandemic is pointing out to us.

And “getting back to fucking “normal” IS THE DIRECTION OF OBLITERATION. NEW NOW!

 

 

 

 

ALTERNATIVE FACT REALITY SETS IN

Tubularsock is bored!

As Donald packs his bag and Comatose-Joe crawls up to the plate it is difficult not to fall asleep.

And WOW! What the MSM is calling diversity in the new/old administration looks pretty much like a corporate conglomerate to Tubularsock.

Somehow Tubularsock guesses that people are JUST NOT WOKE!

If you have Blacks and Browns and Whites and Yellows and Men and Woman and Trans and Bi and Multi and Confused with ALL THE SAME MIND SET; how is that any different than fat old white men at the helm?

Tubularsock would rather see a diversity of mind rather than exterior characteristics. However Tubularsock has taken notice that the Power Players seldom ever ask for Tubularsock’s thoughts on what they are doing.

Their loss ……….

The great news is that it will be GOING DOWN FROM HERE! And that is as positive as Tubularsock can be which is why if you set your hopes very low then you don’t have to fall as far when it all turns to shit. Positive right?

But enough philosophy. Let’s turn to HARD FACTS:

SHALL WE CONTINUE?

 

 

AND YES THERE IS CHRISTMAS JOY!

 

UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN, STAY SAFE! DICK CHENEY IS STILL OUT THERE.

 

EMOTIONAL RESPONSE: 2020 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION

Well for Tubularsock it has come down to this.

Tubularsock has attempted words BUT how about FEELINGS?

And rather than express those feelings let Tubularsock use the
candidate’s own expressions in this race to the bottom to show exactly
how Tubularsock feels about both of them.

And for that matter ……… Tubularsock’s FEELINGS with the nation as a whole.

Yep, this is as optimistic as Tubularsock gets under this current delirium of despair.

Tubularsock has just finished Tubularsock’s third Molotov Cocktail …….

Yummm, so good.

Damn! Now where did Tubularsock put those matches?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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ANOTHER QUICK SUMMARY OF EVENTS WITH LIMITED READING:
BUILT FOR AMERICANS!

 

Now Tubularsock has been tasked with saving the illusionary world as we know it and that is exactly why Tubularsock attempts to push this overview onto your mind stream so as not to overtax your mind skill and cause permanent damage to your cerebrum.

Now to save time we all know that a picture is worth a thousand words so here is 6000 words for you to ponder. Good luck.

And YES there is a test on all this!

DRUGS IN OUR CULTURE

 

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DUMPS POLITICAL STRATEGY

 

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DUMP CHEATS

 

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LOOK-A-LIKE

 

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DUMPS LONG TERM STRATEGY

 

Tube Pence Did It

 

BE PREPARED

 

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This should do it. Tubularsock has been reading so much shit recently on the destruction of this country and you know what …… thank the Gods!

Our society may go the way of the Dinosaurs because we don’t seen to have the ability to WAKE UP.

It appears that most all the people are willing to turn our fate over to just about any deadbeat that comes along.

There was a time, years ago, that the citizen at least THOUGHT that they politician MIGHT do something for them.

Not any-longer, all that seem to be required now is ………..

WELL NOTHING!

Neither of these assholes offer YOU anything.
AND YOU JUST LINE UP AND ACCEPT IT!

Ahh, the game is rigged folks…….. WAKE THE FUCK UP!

Oh, and you have a nice day, ya’ hear.

 

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THE MIRACLE AT 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE: THE HORROR MOVIE

 

Well today Tubularsock is sitting in Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in Tubularsock’s underground Bunker overlooking Washington D.C. from Oakland, CA (see Bunker Tour) and having an enjoyable time.

The air is breathable due to no smoke from the California fires hanging about and the regular smog is much less due to Covid-19 which has kept people from driving.

Of course this is slowly shifting and people WANT to get “back to normal” and breath the “normal” polluted air. That is just how dumb people happen to be.

No lessons learned here!

The great thing about Covid is that people continue to die but NOT in Orange-Fuck’s World. And don’t you even worry about this death-covid-thing because Tubularsock has gotten the FACTS from none other than Rudy Giuliani!

Can Tubularsock not be impressed with Rudy’s words as fact?

“People don’t die of this disease anymore, young people don’t die at all. Middle-aged people die very little. And even elderly people have a 1% chance of dying.”

Feel better? As for the 214,446 deaths so far well ahhh ………….
And the MIRACLE AT 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE: THE HORROR MOVIE, the new Disney horror film just released will hit the movie theaters on Christmas Day which will be on October 31st this year (BY PRESIDENTIAL ORDER) to fit the Halloween theme of the movie theaters being CLOSED due to Covid and scary house lighting.

Ever been in an empty movie theater all alone in the dark?

Well Tubularsock assumes that everyone is aware of the MIRACLE of Orange-Fuck’s coming down with Covid one minute and three minutes later after a helicopter ride up and down and a complete steroid overdose and a parade of one around Walter Reed National Military Medical Center then a helicopter ride up and down concluding with Orange-Fuck lifting as if walking on water to the heights of the White House in prime time to catch the news cycle ripping off his mask in defiance. Wow!

He is cured of Covid and free of any possibility of giving it to others!

Ah, the Gods work in mysterious ways which is just one promotional rant Orange-Fuck has used already to inspire his right wing religious base. Yes, many of the Christian Fundamentalists even stopped fucking they daughters to hear the President’s inspiring words before getting back to business. Hallelujah!

And pumping up the “old people” with a promise of free high-powered-steroids for EVERYONE! FREE!

Tubularsock can’t wait!

Years ago, Tubularsock remembers “street venders” willing to give some people FREE cocaine for a short period of time until the addiction set in and then, well the price kept going up!

So just a word to the wise for you “old people” …. there is no free lunch!

Orange-Fuck is just another pusher “like the good old days” ……..

And yet, THE WHEEL TURNS and our savior, “Mask Covered Joe” is saying little and playing dead keeping a low profile and letting Orange-Fuck blab on and on about the lighting bolts that come out of his ass to wanting to kiss every MAN, “attractive” woman and child at his Florida campaign super-spreader rally.

 

Guess Melania isn’t putting out, still!

Of course, Melania is down with Covid but for some reason no one seems to even ask how she’s doing. What is that about?

And just how’d she catch it? She doesn’t touch Orange-Fuck.

As for an insightful review of THE MIRACLE AT 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE: THE HORROR MOVIE Tubularsock is going to turn you over to Tubularsock’s favorite movie reviewers, ASSHOLES WATCHING MOVIES at https://assholeswatchingmovies.com/ if they aren’t aware of this upcoming film, well don’t blame Tubularsock.

They do great and entertaining reviews on a variety of other films. So DEMAND that they review THE MIRACLE AT 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE: THE HORROR MOVIE.

Tell them Tubularsock sent you!

And here is just a word to the wise from Tubularsock: Watch your back because Dick Cheney is still alive!