THE MOB, THE TRUMP, THE SCORE!
Do you have all day? Well you might want to spend some of it reading the 6500 word exclusive “Why FBI Can’t Tell All on Trump, Russia” in WhoWhatWhy. Here is the link: http://whowhatwhy.org/2017/03/27/fbi-cant-tell-trump-russia/
Oh, and it is way, way better than a soap opera. Which just goes to show you that truth is stranger than fiction!
SAVE THE SYRIAN CHILDREN!
For Fuck Sake, Tubularsock left the front door open in his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see Bunker Tour) and all the sarin gas news drifted in.
So really, without Tubularsock having to go searching for WHAT HAPPENED in Syria the information fell right on Tubularsock’s top floor corner office underground bunker desk!
Which only goes to show you that the ancient sage’s comment, “if you stand in the same place long enough the truth will come to YOU!” is so true.
So lets begin:
First the Russians have reported that there is a chance that an arms warehouse may have been bombed by the Syrian Air Force and exposed chemicals that the “rebel” forces use to make bombs.
Now before your doubting mind takes off remember that it was the Russians that got the Assad Government to destroy their chemical weapons back in 2013 and Syria has been monitored by the U.N. ever since.
So the Assad Government doesn’t possess chemical weapons.
BUT the rebel terrorists (our guys) do have stock piles of chemicals to make chemical weapons that WE (GOOD OL’ AMERICA) sold to them. AND the CIA also trained these mercenaries on how to handle and use them.
The chemicals came by way of Turkey (our ally) and according to Seymour Hersh, it was Killary that approved sending Libya’s sarin gas to the Syrian Rebels! And that is in part what the entire Benghazi mess was all about. Stevens, the ambassador that got himself killed, was a gun runner for the U.S. and the American Embassy was a CIA front.
And when you get down into all this, Killery approved a plan to use the sarin gas and blame Assad as a pretext for the West going in and bombing the fuck out of Syria to SAVE THE CHILDREN!
Truly, Tubularsock couldn’t make this shit up if he wanted to!
So with that information, just why did Trump bomb Syria?
And more than you’d like to think, hand size has a lot to do with it!
And also before we bombed Syria the U.S. warned the Russians that we were bombing the airfield so as not to create an “incident” with the Russians. Of course, the Russians warned the Syrian forces and all is good!
Interesting that a reconnaissance photo that Tubularsock was viewing from the Tubularsock Spy O’Camera shows the bombed out base BUT TWO THING are clear.
ONE: There are no airplanes on the field.
And TWO: The buildings were bombed BUT the air field is fully operational.
So, roll in a couple portable trailers and the air base is functional again.
And THAT, cost the American taxpayer 59 Tomahawk cruise missiles ……. $1.59 million (2014 price) each, for a total of $93,810,000.00 for the missiles ONLY. Care to add up the rest like the ships at sea and the support teams and the cost of the dinner at Mar-a-Lago, Trump’s private gulf club, which between bites of New York steak Trump called for the bombing escapade.
Pretty cheap if you ask Tubularsock! And you can see that the cost to the American taxpayer of $60 million on Mar-a-Lago trips for Trump in just his first year in office is really a savings in comparison.
But we can’t, as a nation, spare a dime for preschool education from the free loading public!
Hey, it all has to go to SAVE THE SYRIAN CHILDREN!
BULLIES, BULLIES, BULLIES
Now Tubularsock likes the Russians. Oh sure, Vlad’s a shit but look what “we’ve” got for leadership. Ok, leadership isn’t exactly correct when the White House looks more like a cage fight with no holds barred!
But this entire Russian baiting is just the neocons attempting to drive smoke up Trump’s ass.
Now that is not to say that Trump is some innocent bystander. He’s not. His business relations with the Russians are all mixed in with the Russian mafia and oligarchs which may be for all practical purposes the same batch of characters.
But playing the Russian-card is just hyperbole bull shit. The only “THREATS” from the Russians are the ones we create from poking them with a stick. And you all remember what your mother warned you about running with a sharp stick!
Once again, it’s the old EXTERNAL ENEMY trick.
THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS THE FEAR OF US!
REVERSE MOLE IN TRUMP’S HOUSE?
The oxymoron, “House Intelligence Committee” is supposed to be investigating Trump’s accusation that Obummer wiretapped Trump as well as searching for Russians in all the wrong places.
The Chairman of this Committee is Devin Nunes a Republican from California. He leads the Committee and that is why he is called Chairman!
Nunes is tasked along with his Committee to INVESTIGATE Trump NOT KISS HIS ASS. Which apparently Devin doesn’t know the difference and does very well.
Anyway, Tubularsock got to thinking that Devin Nunes is not a Russian Mole in Trump’s House but a Trump Mole in the House Intelligence Committee.
And so when Nunes made his clandestine trip to “The White House grounds . . .” he did so not to out maneuver the House investigation but to “. . . safeguard the proper chain of custody and classification of these documents, so the Chairman could view them in a legal way.” Oh SURE, Tubularsock believes that? Well according to a White House spokesman. OH WELL, you’ve got to believe THAT!
And then Devin shared his findings with reporters and the White House without notifying Democrats or other Republicans on his panel of what he had seen! No really, no impropriety there.
Ahhh, Devin goes to the White House to see “executive branch documents that have not been provided to Congress” and THEN SHARED HIS FINDINGS WITH REPORTERS >>>>>>>>>> AND THE WHITE HOUSE???
The White House gave him the documents to read!
Something seems to be wrong here.
Later Devin told Bloomberg “. . . that his source was an intelligence official and not a White House staffer.
Funny that. The House Intelligence Committee has its own secure room in the Capitol where Nunes and his aides review secret documents on a daily basis. Why then did he have to sneak off to “The White House grounds . . .”?
Oh well, you just can’t be too safe …………….
But after all of this Double Agent Mole work President Tweet tweeted, “Trump Russia story is a hoax,” and then he wondered why investigators weren’t looking at his former campaign rival instead.
Now many have asked, “Just how did you, Tubularsock, spot this Double Agent Mole “RED” handed?”
Come now, simple deduction Dr. Watson ……… Devin Nunes LOOKS LIKE A MOLE!
QUAGMIREocracy
You may not have a job, or a house, or health care, or pre-school care, or enough to eat, or any care if you are old because those things are NOT ENTITLEMENTS!
Those things are all examples of YOU sucking off the system!
But there is one thing that is always maintained in this great democratic nation of ours and that is a total-complete-ironclad-guaranteed-over-the-top Foreign Policy of,
Seriously, don’t think for a moment that the United States Military Industrial Complex can not maintain a continued state of QUAGMIRE!
THAT is what they do best. And they have proved it!
Korea
Vietnam
Afghanistan
Iraq
Libra
Syria
And we can all hope with Trump that we can get deeper involved in Syria and Korea which for all practical purposes will have us facing off Russia and China to boot!
Ahh, that American Military just can’t seem to win ANYTHING except body-bags coming home!
Now just why is that?
Well, Tubularsock figured out as a young boy with his friends while playing “WAR” that the enemy was WE!
You see, the boys in the neighborhood would divide up in teams and we would figure out who was going to be the “GOOD GUYS, AMERICA” and the “BAD GUYS, GERMANY AND/OR JAPAN.
Now all this was formulated by the movies of the day and you all know how WAR PROPAGANDA works being as true today as it was in the 1950’s.
But for Tubularsock playing “WAR” was enlightenment because Tubularsock discovered that the “driving force” of the activity was to WIN! There was no good or bad! And most importantly as a “soldier” you were of no importance on either side except to win or die.
It was at that point Tubularsock made up his mind that war was dumb and that he would NEVER join a military.
But to seal that deal Tubularsock did join the Cub Scouts because you got to hang out with your friends and do “neat” things but it didn’t last long and as they started to “recruit” our “den” to join the Boy Scouts Tubularsock had seen enough movies to know about the HJ in Germany and the Great Japan Sincerity Association in Japan. (Remember those news of the world shorts that movie theaters ran before the main features? Tubularsock paid attention!)
Both, in Tubularsock’s mind, were just different renditions of the Boy Scouts. And thus pro-nationalist organizations which prepared youth for war!
So at the ripe old age of 10 Tubularsock decided never to join a group, a military or a war! THE DIE WAS CAST!
DR. STRANGE-ORANGE
It has been recently released by sources that are close yet far enough away to feel safe to make a statement of truth that could affect their job yet are brave enough to expose this information as long as their exposer only affects someone’s job other their own.
During the campaign there were references made about Dr. Strange-Orange having his hand on THE RED BUTTON! Remember?
Well, just in the last couple of days the nation has been the most safe, *** EVER*** in many years.
It was reported by RAWSTORY and others that Richard DeAgazio, a Mar-A-Lago member, had been having a “photo op” with the officer carrying the “nuclear football”! Richard EVEN POSTED IT ON HIS FACEBOOK PAGE!
You do recall that Mar-A-Lago is Donnie’s Palm Beach, Florida “Club” where he hangs out when he is not in the Trump Towers or the White House. Oh sure, it cost a lot of tax-payer money for the secret service to protect these properties BUT TRUMP RENTS the space that it takes for the Secret Service to be “housed” at Mar-A-Largo and Trump Towers to the U.S. Government.
Hey, that is the Art of The Deal!
Now you have got to feel safe about that! RIGHT?
You know how those Ruskeys are on the verge of attacking Freedom Loving America at ANY GIVEN MOMENT!
But alas, Richard DeAgazio interrupted America’s possible existence to STOP an attack by having a photo-op with the officer handling the “nuclear football”!
But there is even more!
It has been rumored that the Secretary of the Deplorables, Tubularsock has been taking in “side jobs” in order to maximize his connections.
And it has been reported that the Secretary of the Deplorables happened to be the “officer” carrying the “Nuclear Football” at the time of the “photo-op”!
There has been NO PROOF that the Secretary of the Deplorables was involved.
But alternative facts do lead to that conclusion, SEE FOR YOURSELF!
IF FACTS WERE RATTLESNAKES …….. YOU’D BE BETTER OFF SEEING A DOCTOR!
SAVED AGAIN!
It is perfect. Our American “leaders” are out to “protect” us again!
And where do they rush to ban travel from but Syria, Iraq, Iran, Libya, Somalia, Yemen and Sudan?
All countries, with the exception of Iran, that THE U.S. HAVE BOMBED! And Iran has been advertised for years TO BE BOMBED!
So once again the U.S. Governmental “leaders” send the cavalry in the WRONG DIRECTION. And pump up and puff out their chests like something meaningful has been accomplished!
On 9/11, 15 Saudi Arabian Terrorists, 2 United Arab Emirates Terrorists, 1 Egyptian Terrorist and 1 Lebanese Terrorist attacked New York and killed close to 3000 people.
So did we RETALIATE by bombing the United Arab Emirates or Saudi Arabia?
OR Egypt? Lebanon?
NO!
The United States RETALIATED by attacking AFGHANISTAN and we are still attacking Afghanistan.
And then we took our mighty JUSTICE and started a war with IRAQ!
NOW THAT IS WHAT TUBULARSOCK CALLS LEADERSHIP!
Yep. Our country just HAS TO get the Academy Award THIS YEAR for BEST AT BEING WORSE!
Sure there are a lot of supporting actors that have helped this on its way and Tubularsock would be amiss if he didn’t thank Pathetic George and his sidekick Tortured Cheney. Hey, you live with fucking Lynn for five minutes and you’d be tortured too. But he likes it! Beat me, beat me.
And sure there was known-unknown Donnie, and brain dead Condo, old blue douchebag Barbara who does have to be given some credit for spawning Pathetic George. It is a little known alternate fact that Tubularsock is mean-spiritedly making up on the spot, that Pathetic George was really aborted and was left on the Capitol steps only to found by a wandering-cheney and brought to life.
Oh my how Tubularsock has digressed.
There also was Step-En-Fetch-It-Hope-And-Change-Obummer who lulled the lost back to the possibility of changing the direction of our country only to take a HUGE SHIT on their heads that was so convincing that they all rallied around the Wicked-Bitch-From-The-West-Hillary who promised “MORE OF THE SAME SHIT”.
And just as luck would have it THE RUSSIANS SAVED US!
Well the maimed stream press seems to be promoting a different slant to their alternate-fact news but Tubularsock is going with his own alternate facts.
Which leads us to OUR very own ……….. President Orange Tweeter Feed!
My my my ……….. the child in the oval office.
Oh look, oh look ……… gosh, POTF can sign his name.
Oh another signing, another crayon.
Oh, oh, hold up your work. It’s so pretty. Good job!
The GREAT thing about having America Great Again is that now the DEPLORABLES have someone to believe in.
Now the brain-dead “liberals” had step-en-fetch-it and now the brain-dead deplorables have Orangie-Tweet-Boy. See how GREAT America has become! Just like Leave It To Beaver.
So with supporting actors like those and a 15 BILLION DOLLAR WALL Americans deserve the Academy Award!
Hell, Thelma and Louise isn’t the only movie that can GO OVER THE EDGE!
See you at the bottom.
small print
Just for the fun of it, let’s say that Tubularsock is going to sell you this car:
A 2017 ROLLS ROYCE PHANTOM CONVERTIBLE
And lets say the cost of this PHANTOM was just a little over $430,000.00 and that is with an AM/FM Stereo and an electric ashtray! Oh sure, and automatic windshield wipers.
But if you buy today and pay CASH Tubularsock would sell it TO YOU for $200,000.00!
And you are directed to wire the cash to Tubularsock World Wide Auto Sales Ltd. in Panama.
Simple as that.
And upon receipt and verification of your payment your new ROLLS ROYCE PHANTOM CONVERTIBLE will be delivered to your door at no charge.
Deal?
But then you remember what your father always told you: “Read the fine print!”
So would you go for the deal?
Or not!
Well that is EXACTLY the deal the United States is offering YOU when it comes to information about this inflated Russian hacking lie!
At the very TOP of the National Cybersecurity & Communications Integration Center – NCCIC and Federal Bureau of Investigation is this disclaimer:
Which is to say that THEY ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE INFORMATION PROVIDED!
Have any question come to your mind?
Perhaps, Tubularsock’s just sayin’ , if the NCCIC and the FBI are putting out this information about the Russian hacking, THEN just who is responsible for the validity of the information? They say: IT’S NOT US!
But really, in this case it is just an attempt to mislead YOU. It is not a lie, it just doesn’t fit the reality of the situation. It is a cleaver misdirection that looks like there is real information being provided but IT DOESN’T PROVE JACK SHIT!
And THAT is one major problem with the United States of America today …………… NO ONE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING!
CONGRESS VOTES TO GIVE THE PRESIDENT THE ABILITY TO KILL PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD ….. THEY’RE NOT RESPONSIBLE.
A BANK IS DRIVEN INTO BANKRUPTCY AND HAS TO BE BAILED OUT BY “WE THE CITIZENS” ……… THE CEO IS NOT RESPONSIBLE.
BIG PHARMA KILLS HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WITH THEIR PILLS ……. THEY’RE NOT RESPONSIBLE.
THE COPS OPENLY SHOOT PEOPLE IN THE BACK BECAUSE THE COP “FEELS” THREATENED ……….. NOT RESPONSIBLE.
THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY MACHINE CHEAT AND RIG HILLARY’S NOMINATION FOR THE PARTY BUT SHE AND HER CORRUPT CHEATING BAND OF CONSPIRATORS ARE NOT HELD RESPONSIBLE ……. the focus is shifted to the Russians for Christ sake!
NO ONE IS RESPONSIBLE, well except for the guy who’s selling cigarettes on the street without a permit. He’s responsible for his CRIME! So much so, that the cops kill him after breaking the police departments own rules. But those cops aren’t held responsible for their own cop rules!
AND NOW TRUMP LIES AND LIES AND LIES AND ALL OF A SUDDEN IT’S AN ISSUE?
OH, PLEASE!
CIA GRABS PUSSY?
You know, after listening to Rex W. Tillerson, Trumps pick for his Secretary of State and Jeff Sessions, Trumps pick for his Attorney General, all Tubularsock has to say at this moment in time is they are as bad as Tubularsock had imagined!
Really, it’s easy to know this because when any hearings are held and the main stream press direct all attention toward AN ALLEGED CLAIM that Donnie was involved in “perverted sexual acts” during stays in Moscow and St. Petersburg in 2013, only means one thing …………….
And Tillerson and Session must BOTH be EXTREMELY NASTY men if to counter their conformation hearings the powers that be have to come up with the following to focus attention away from them.
Now the question is whether it is Trump trying to divert our attention or Trump’s opponents trying to undermine Trumps ascendancy. Either way we as citizens are fucked!
BuzzFeed News published a longer document than the two-page summary of the unsubstantiated allegations that were presented to Trump and Obama by the CIA, FBI, and the National Security Agency.
It said that “. . . during a 2013 trip to the Russian capital, Trump made Russian prostitutes defile a Ritz-Carlton bed where President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama had stayed on a previous occasion. It said the incident was captured on surveillance cameras.”
The accusations in the BuzzFeed News documents are unconfirmed.
It is true that Trump did travel to Russia in 2013 when he hosted the Miss Universe Pageant there and the Obama’s traveled to Moscow in July 2009. And they all stayed at the Ritz Carlton. But THAT is about all that is true out of this crap!
Anyone out there that may want to practice a little critical thinking?
Ok. Lets.
In 2013 Donald went to Moscow for the Miss Universe Pageant and not only stayed at the Ritz Carlton Moscow but took it upon himself to stay “in the same room” as the Obama’s had stayed in
and was able to locate the exact BED the Obama’s had slept in 4 years before and hired a number of RUSSIAN prostitutes “. . . to perform a ‘golden showers’ (urination) show in front of him” ruining the bed!
The Ritz Carlton Moscow was WELL KNOWN to be under FSB control with microphones and concealed cameras in all the main rooms to record anything they wanted to.” (FSB refers to the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation.)
Remember common sense?
Is it logical for a well traveled guy in the limelight to even consider this?
Now Tubularsock doesn’t like Donnie much but this story is beyond 
Now to prove Tubularsock’s point …… are you thinking AT ALL about Tillerson and Sessions.
Tubularsock didn’t think so …………………
REALLY?
Tubularsock finds it difficult to believe that the agency (CIA) who has been tasked with overthrowing countries (even democratic ones) and manipulating elections all over the world is now all of a sudden telling us the “truth”?
None of you can be that naive!
It has already been discovered that it wasn’t a “hack” but rather an “inside leak” and the “leaker” is known by Craig Murray, the former UK ambassador to Uzbekistan.
The “leaker’s” motivation was “disgust at the corruption of the Clinton Foundation and the ’tilting of the primary election playing field against Bernie Sanders”!
Furthermore the “hack” software used can be purchased on the “dark web” by ANYONE and it is an outdated Ukrainian/Russian software.
Maybe the Democrats should spend their time and “clean house” rather than point the blame for losing this election to fucking-orange-twitter-man and the “Russians”!
And just a personal note: Is Tubularsock going to believe a man named Clapper? Not without a penicillin shot!
And what is all this neocon Russian shit anyway?
The Russians have 10 military bases outside Russia with an estimated 45,000 personnel.
The United States has 900 military bases in 130 countries outside the U.S. with an estimated 150,560 personnel. With a total worldwide military personnel of 1,302,941.
Now I ask you …….. WHO’S THE AGGRESSOR?
Tubularsock 