15 Years … Happy Birthday 9/11
No really, 9/11 wasn’t an INSIDE JOB … it was an out-sourced job … The United States out-sources ALL it’s terrorist activities! It’s the American Way!
You know, whatever one does there are always downsides to a job well done. And those downsides usually lead to a lack of confidence and a bit of depression. But don’t let it get you down! If you first don’t succeed, try, try again. And the upside if you are a terrorist is that when you do succeed you have reached the pinnacle of your job cycle. Congratulations. (cue the balloons)
You know Tubularsock is sitting in his top floor corner office minding his own business and thinking ………….. OH SHIT!
Obummer’s speech ……… pissing in the wind!
Solutions that are totally in fantasy land …… Really, like no kidding.
The San Bernardino attack …….. not a thing that Obummer recommended even comes close to stopping this kind of animosity!
No! Write San Bernardino off to COLLATERAL DAMAGE …… PURE AND SIMPLE!
You want to stop ISIS?
No bombing anybody ………….. not necessary!
The United States Government IMMEDIATELY places economic sanctions on Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Qatar and Israel!
The funding comes from these areas. The Banks of the United States FREEZE all funds from ANYONE from those countries ………… PERIOD!
ISIS would be defeated without a shot.
You know, Tubularsock always says: “The simplest solution is ALWAYS the easiest.”
So why doesn’t Obommer do this ……….
WELL ASK THE FUCKER!
https://www.whitehouse.gov/contact
HELL YOU KNOW HOW IT WORKS ……… ASK EVERYDAY UNTIL JANUARY 1ST!
You know Tubularsock doesn’t know all of this trending shit but some of you do ……….. Social Media is powerful so those of you that know how to use it ………….
PLEASE DO!
WELL FUCK IT PARIS!
Well FUCK IT!
Tubularsock has read all the versions of the Paris tragedy and all the emotional outpouring on social media and all the crazy talk about how insane the Muslims are and how evil NATO and the U.S. happen to be and all the summations and outrage from ever corner to either justify or denounce this entire Shakespearian drama.
But who did it?
Who trained these guys?
Who armed these guys?
Who funded these guys?
Who provided these guys with the bombs and ammunition?
And who set them up to even want to do this?
Well don’t we all love a multiply choice test? Sure we do ………
So here is THE TUBULARSOCK MULTIPLY CHOICE TEST OF TRUTH!
(Tubularsock knows it sounds a little grandiose and it is ……. how often are you faced with the truth?)
So who is responsible?
Is it A …………… The Mossad? (The Israeli CIA)
B ………………… The CIA?
C ………………… The Al Mukhabarat Al A’amah? (The Saudi CIA)
D ………………… The Irish?
E ………………… All of the above?
F ………………… A combination of the first three?
You know the answer. Everybody who can read knows the answer.
The REAL QUESTION is just how long will WE THE PEOPLE, from every country, stop sitting back and allow this to happen time and again!
Just how stupid are we?
(Oh shit, don’t answer this question!)
There is nothing like a well thought out plan when you are dealing with people of the world that don’t tend to have an appreciation of the nuance of the United States’ process of bombing the fuck out of their respective countries and removing their leaders and establishing LAW & ORDER American Style.
Most likely these people just don’t speak English!
And the conclusion from the American political front and the American freeless press hence therefore the American brain-dead public —- IT’S THE RUSSIANS!
Now there is a kind-of-a-rule for people with sense that if you climb over an 8′ chain-link fence and go over and kick the pitbull that there will be ensuring problems.
No really, it doesn’t take a Philadelphia-lawyer to figure this out!
And yet, somehow escalation is “blowing in the wind”!
Oh, do you speak English?
Lets look at Syria. But don’t Russia too fast you might trip.
Now Tubularsock wants to get to the bottom line quickly so you can unload all that anti-Russian neocon bull shit that is oozing out of the New York Times, The Washington Post, The Wall Street Journal and all of the rest of the fucked up stenographer-maimed-streamed-press.
From what is being pushed the CIA’s payroll to the “reporters-of-record” must be staggering!
Oh. And the fucking Congress too. What we have there is the classic Abbott and Castello antics of the dumb leading the stupid. The only difference is that Abbott and Castello made sense!
ISIS (aka … Al Qaeda in Iraq … AQI) is a terrorist organization that is crazier than bat shit and gives Muhammad a bad name! They are by far the largest group and the most effective fighters on the terrorists side of the coin.
Al Nusra is an Al Qaeda “affiliated” group that is the terrorist arm of the “Free Syrian Army”. Along with Ahrar al-Sham and several small groups of fighters aligning with the “Free Syrian Army”. They are the “moderate-terrorists” supported by the CIA directly on the other side of the terrorist coin.
An interesting side note: The Free Syrian Army really doesn’t seem to exist. It has become “. . . a mosaic of fractions and is now largely ineffectual” according Irish journalist Patrick Cockburn.
And not only doesn’t “The Free Syrian Army” exist but the UN Security Council in a May 2012 decision “blacklisted Syria’s al-Nusra Front as an alias of al-Qaeda in Iraq”, namely the ISIL. So the two sides of the terrorist coin is only one side … TERRORISTS!
There is no such thing as a “moderate-terrorist”, PERIOD!
But the Russians are being criticized now for targeting this very group!
The issue is that Russia is fighting terrorism ……… a good thing, yes?
But the United States are backing, training, funding, and supplying terrorists …. a bad thing, yes?
And the United States is also supporting ISIL (ISIS) by the fact that it was the United States’ CIA that created them and still supply them indirectly. Which is a bad thing, yes?
Now how is it that Russia is the bad guy?
Shall we continue pealing this onion? Any tears yet?
Why is it that the United States is aiding and abetting terrorists? Don’t we have laws on the books against doing that?
Well yes we do and in a sane world Obummer and his merry-men would all turn themselves into the nearest police station for breaking terrorist laws.
Tubularsock knows it isn’t a sane world so this won’t happen but it was just a fun side thought.
The United States is actually the greatest terrorist threat in the world today. We have supported terrorism for years. We even have a school where we teach terrorism.
It was called the U.S. Army School of the Americas but now it is called:
WESTERN HEMISPHERE INSTITUTE FOR SECURITY COOPERATION.
Or you can just call it for what it promotes:
THE TOTURE SCHOOL
THE SCHOOL OF ASSASSINS
THE SCHOOL OF COUPS
The United States also supports Saudi Arabia and supplies them with military supplies in great number which have been then passed on the ISIS. (Gosh, how’d that happen?)
Tubularsock is sure you remember that Saudi Arabia also provided money and support to the “al Qaeda” terrorists that attacked us on 9/11. (Gosh, they’re a trusted ally. How’d that happen?)
And it was the U.S. CIA that funded and trained al Qaeda and Osama bin Laden himself. (Oh golly gee …… How did that happen?)
Coincidence?
Yes, coincidence. Stuff like this just happens all the time. And it works a lot better if it is PLANNED-COINCIDENCE!
You see 9/11 wasn’t carried out by Russia because Russia is our “enemy”. See THAT would be too obvious …. get it?
No, 9/11 was carried out by Saudi Arabia an ally, see how it works now?
And Saudi Arabia had assistance and they were “allies” as well. Heart warming isn’t it.
EVERY THING YOU THINK IS WRONG!
Oh that onion is still rather large ……. peel more?
Syria has been on the “overthrow” list of the United States for decades but even with that on the agenda the CIA used Syria between 2001-2003 to locate one of their torture prisons where those “suspects” were brought under “extraordinary rendition” to be ahhh, “interrogated”. Oh Tubularsock forgot, those were ENHANCED interrogations, got to have the correct protocol.
No the Russians, who are no sweethearts themselves were NOT involved.
Just good old Syrians and Americans conducting the TORTURE. And Syrian officials supplied U.S. officials with all information extracted from “detainees”.
According to a 2013 report by the Open Society Foundation, Syria was one of the “most common destinations for rendered suspects” under the program.
Do you find it kind of odd that the U.S. could get along with Syria when they were helping us torture but we can’t get along with them now?
It was said by former CIA agent Robert Baer in his description of the policy to the New Statesman: “If you want them to be tortured, you send them to Syria. If you want someone to disappear – never to see them again – you send them to Egypt”.(2011)
And Egypt is our ally too!
Now how is it that Russia is the bad guy?
Wow, that onion sure isn’t going down very fast. Peel, peel …….
Now Tubularsock knows you have a life so Tubularsock might just have to eat the onion with a beer to wash it down to stop this wrenched story of America the beautiful.
But just not yet ………..
Obummer stood in front of the United Nations and gave one of his most delusional speeches he has given to date. No really, the chamber of diplomats were dumbfounded!
EVERYTHING in that speech was projection. As he condemned others and their “wrong doings” he was describing exactly what the United States has been doing to the rest of the world! Really. Truly delusional.
Oh god! Tubularsock is not even going to get into the disingenuous shit that oozed from his lips you can provide your own barf bag and listen to it yourself. Tubularsock will only point out just ONE historical fact to you and that will suffice.
Assad DID NOT gas his own people …….. NEVER HAPPENED!
The rocket that did gas people was a rocket that came from the “moderate terrorists” that WE supported with some indication that Turkey was involved. And Turkey is OUR ally!
Assad DID NOT DO IT ……….. WE DID!
This was investigated by the U.N. and reported to the world ……
The real question is why did Obummer lie that directly?
Reminds Tubularsock of the lies that Colin Powell spewed into the U.N. chambers about Saddam Hussein’s WMD’s.
A little déjà vu’-ish, don’t you think?
Both Black American Men
Same Middle East
Both Justifying War
Both lying
At the U.N.
Oh look, the onion is getting to its core center, peel, peel, peel.
The backbone of this entire mess was created by the Defense Planning Guidance for the 1994–99 fiscal years (dated February 18, 1992). The unofficial name for this document is THE WOLFOWITZ DOCTRINE named after Under Secretary of Defense for Policy Paul Wolfowitz. But don’t forget his deputy Scooter Libby.
You remember them right ….. ahhhhh far right!
Paul was a major architect of Bush’s Iraq War and its most hawkish advocate.
And Paul went on to the World Bank and became all mixed up in a sex scandal with Shaha Riza losing his World Bank job over the entire sorted mess.
And Scooter became Cheney’s lap-dog and exposed Valerie Plame as a CIA operative and thus became a traitor to the United States but didn’t get prison time because Little Bush commuted Libby’s prison sentence.
As you can see Paul and Scooter have little in the way of integrity but even with this scum level persona the Wolfowitz Doctrine has been followed and used to direct U.S. foreign policy to the determinant of our country!
His Doctrine pushed for:
1. U.S. Primacy which establishes the U.S’s leadership role (leadership in this context meant taking over control of the world) within the new world order.
2. Unilateralism which downplays the value of international coalitions having the U.S. direct all action.
3. Pre-emptive intervention, the U.S’s right to intervene when and where it believed necessary.
4. And to STOP the possible threat posed by a resurgent Russia.
THIS IS THE UNDERLYING PROBLEM RIGHT HERE!
And until the United States breaks with this insanity we will be in perpetual wars.
As Obummers foreign advisor Zbigniew Brzezinski says: “It Is Infinitely Easier to Kill a Million People than it is to Control Them . . .”
And that means YOU folks ………….. Do you think a mind like THAT has a conscience?