PRE-CONSPIRACY THEORY
EGO MANIA PERSONIFIED
Tubularsock has been looking at the obvious and the great thing about looking at the obvious is, well it’s obvious.
We have an incredible psychological study developing right in front of our eyes on our life sized television screens EVERYDAY!
And that study, of course, is the run for the Presidency.
Now before Tubularsock pushes forth let us all understand that the Presidency and the individuals that run for that office are just a composite of those who elect them.
Therefore if the candidate is packed to the brim with “The-Simpleton-Of Bullshit” (TSOS) then those who follow him/her are psychologically attracted to and fooled by Bullshit which makes them a Simpleton. Plain and simple.
And if the candidate is packed to the brim with being “Grossly-Self-Centered-And-Conceited” (GSCAC) then those who follow him/her are psychologically attracted to and fooled by the same abnormality. Plain and simple.
An so it goes with a candidate packed with a “The-Craze-For-Power” (TCFP) then those who follow him/her are psychologically attracted to and fooled by power. Plain and simple.
So to make a long theory short, Tubularsock will put it all in a “NUT” shell for you. Whatever the characteristics of the candidates are are just the reflection of the supporters. And naturally if enough fucked up TSOS, GSCAC and TCFP vote, the end result is a Composite-America.
Kind of spooky, isn’t it.
Now Tubularsock’s only point is that We The People have fucked ourselves. That means ALL OF US! Because the 1% can not control the 99% without tacit compliance.
And how do they do this?
By the oldest trick in the book ……. DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
“So how does that work?” you ask. Interesting that you asked.
Well the “stuff” is divide up in a hierarchical manner so some people get a bit more than others and then the idea of fear of shortage is introduced.
Thereby those with the most for themselves are afraid of losing what they have so in order to protect their amount of stuff they come together and protect their level.
From time to time a damn socialist historically comes through the system and proposes that we share our stuff but the response is always, “IT’S MY STUFF!”
………….. and the beat goes on.
Oh sure, Tubularsock knows of the complexities but for today Tubularsock is explaining the theories in the “NUT” shell fashion for your convenience being that you are in the 99% but the lower third.
So now that Tubularsock has gotten all of today’s theories out of the way let us talk about EGO MANIA PERSONIFIED which was where Tubularsock was headed all along as hinted by the title.
Both Hillary and Don are EGO-TOP-HEAVY (ETH) a well know psychological term coined by Tubularsock about a half minute ago. But has a long history in the psychological community and why in some circles they put “Dr.” in front of Tubularsock’s name.
And there is no better way to show the ETHness of Hillary and Don but through a Rorschach type test invented by Dr. Tubularsock,TSOS-Phd. in his off hours in Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see: The Bunker Tour).
The ETHness technique test has the subject (you) examined to detect “thought disorder” as well as “JHFUAY disorder” (a disorder noticed by Dr. Tubularsock at both the Democratic and Republican Parties Conventions over the years as well as the Sadie Hawkens Dance in the 8th grade.)
Now it is clear to anyone with a brain that both Hillary and Donnie have ETH. That is a given. And is proven by both of their vice presidential choices as shown here.
In both cases, Hillary and Donnie picked a non-threatening, boring, limited intelligent, vice president. One that would NEVER “out-shine” them.
This, in both cases happens to be a clear sign of ETH!
If for any reason, YOU don’t see the obvious … please make an appointment to see Dr. Tubularsock,TSOS-Phd. for an evaluation.
Phones are now open 415-Iamsick. Operators are standing by.
WE ALL NEED HELP!
Often Tubularsock finds himself, as a normal person, in a crazy world. So he seeks help. And when the Wild Turkey is gone and the pot supply is low and the wine just isn’t cutting it and the videos are just boring well Tubularsock seeks counsel. LONG LIVE PSYCHO-TUBE! (even if he does says so himself, and he does!)
Déjà vu
Do you recall, the importance of Déjà vu in the Matrix?
Well let Tubularsock remind you.
In the Matrix Déjà vu meant that there was a shift in the Matrix and one needed to heed that change because it meant DANGER!
Well some things just don’t die ……. they can’t even fuck themselves to death though retired Army general and former CIA Director David Petraeus certainly attempted that with his biographer and lover Paula Broadwell!
And that “retired” preface doesn’t explain his role in giving classified documents to Paula. But rather than being court martialed and sent to prison, you know, like Chelsea Manning. No, David got his full retirement and now is still giving the Obummer Administration advice on defeating ISIS!
Petraeus is pushing for the Administration to consider using so-called moderate members of al Qaeda’s Nusra Front to fight ISIS in Syria.
Now Tubularsock has mentioned this before but hey …… it all repeats itself.
What the fuck is a MODERATE TERRORIST? They only cut off one leg and one arm?
Gee, Tubularsock really hates to bring this up David but back in 2007 when the surge failed al Qaeda in Iraq, which the U.S. trained and provided weapons, became ISIS!
THE QUESTION BECOMES … IS PETRAEUS COMPLETELY NUTS?
Or was he so settled into Paula’s “bush” during the Bush Years that he missed the surge failing?
Now lets get this straight. The al Qaeda that the Government blamed for 9/11 is now going to be on “our side”? Well Tubularsock guesses that the logic is as sound as Saudi Arabia who helped fund 9/11 still is our “trusted ally”. You know, anything can work if you keep your eyes closed!
But Tubularsock has a far better plan and one that would work.
How about the U.S. start to back the Assad Government in Syria because they have shown the ability to stay the course. That way we become friends with Iran and Russia and bomb the fuck out of the Saudis and take their oil which is “our” anyway.
Oh foreign policy, so easy if you are “Tubularsock-clear”.
Well one thing that Tubularsock has discovered in his Quixote quests, Sancho, is the more it seems to change the more it is just a repeated trick.
So Tubularsock, back in the day ….. 1968, had a friend who was protesting in France and after a major Paris protest he sent Tubularsock these two drawings below.
Recent events in France just reminded Tubularsock of them and so Tubularsock retrieved them from his Archival Library in his top floor corner office in the underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. in Oakland, CA.
THE SHEEPLE RETURN TO BUSINESS AS USUAL, AGAIN!
THERE’S MONEY TO BE MADE!