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OUTRAGEOUS!

Now where does Donald Trump find the nerve to say that the election is rigged and that he may not automatically RALLY AROUND THE FLAG of our grand democracy and support the winner of this election.

In our grand history ALWAYS the loser BURIES HIS HATCHET and joins the winner to unite the nation to go forward. That is one of the fundamental principles of FAIR AND FREE ELECTIONS.

And yes ………. But the caveat rests on FAIR AND FREE now doesn’t it.

So where could Donnie get an idea that the election is rigged?

Gosh …….. maybe we should really look.

The first “give away” is how strong of a reaction has come from the ESTABLISHMENT.
Just about, like cockroaches, every politician in the club came out of the woodwork to tell us that there IS NO QUESTION that the elections in the United States of America are FAIR AND FREE!

John McCain, dead man walking, stated that “All Arizonans and all Americans SHOULD be confident in the integrity of our elections . . .” . Oh yeah, YOU SHOULD?

Jimmy Carter believes that the idea of rigged elections are “unfounded and irresponsible”! But Jimmy always has had an inability to identify political deep water and was a “true believer” in the system. Even now. “The Carter Center notes that no election is perfect and that there will be isolated administrative incidents in U.S. elections as in every election conducted around the world. However, these incidents should not call into question the integrity of the entire election.”

The only issue with this analyses is that the rigging of key state voting machines with malware can throw an election in either direction and without a PAPER trail, there is no hard proof!

And Hillary, released a letter, written to Bill from George H.W. Bush as he handed the Office of President off to him calling Clinton “our president” as an example of the club rules of handing over leadership.

But within Clinton’s leaked emails, John Podesta explained to Clinton’s staff how some believed that Obama committed voter fraud in the 2008 Colorado election. Clinton’s “inner circle” believed that to be true.

President Barack Obama said this week “no serious person” would believe the presidential election could be rigged. But in 2008 Barack stated when asked about a rigged election, “Well, I tell you what it helps in Ohio, that we got Democrats in charge of the machines.”

“But look, I come from Chicago,” Obama continued, “so I want to be honest, it’s not as if it’s just Republicans who have monkeyed around with elections in the past. Sometimes, Democrats have, too.”

Funny how he forgot this time around, isn’t it? Well no problem because NO SERIOUS person would think that!

And John Kerry believes that in the 2004 election Bush’s people purged Democratic voters from the rolls, engineered long lines at Democratic precincts, and even deliberately rigged computerized voting machines to take votes from Kerry and give them to Bush. These theories mostly focused on the state of Ohio, which would have won Kerry the presidency.

But really, NO SERIOUS person would think that!

Oh and wasn’t there some kind of Florida rigging in 2000? Oh no, the Supreme Court said that Florida didn’t have to recount the questionable vote totals so ALL’S GOOD!

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Yeah, now we can all rest assured that American Democracy is well and good and fair and free!

And whatever you do don’t look at Hillary rigging the Democratic National Committee to edge out Bernie. No, THAT RIGGING WAS ALL PART OF THE CLINTON MACHINE’S PROCESS. It was all done among friends!

So, let’s all get comfortable. Like Tubularsock has said all along …. THE FIX IS IN!
All that is left is the counting but that has already been done by Hillary’s People.

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Just where, oh where could Donald Trump come up with such an outlandish idea!

NO SERIOUS person would think that!

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You know that very old expression, “It doesn’t take a Philadelphia lawyer” to figure out the simple known facts about Hillary Clinton’s “Pay to Play Clinton Foundation/U.S.State Department Revolving Door” scheme.

There is NOTHING even sophisticated about it!

You donate to the Clinton Foundation you get the contract through the U.S. State Department of your dreams. PERIOD!

And along with this easy-payment-plan you can hire Bill Clinton to speak for hundreds of thousands of dollars and “WAHM-O” ……. Government Contract In Your Pocket!

Clear and simple …… and just one easy payment and YOU TOO could have the U.S. Government Contract of your dreams.

HILLARY & BILL …… the gift that keeps on giving.

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Now you hear about these slimy dealings but it is always dodged as it was in the last and final debate by Hillary and we all move on.

So just for fun, Tubularsock has picked out a couple of TRUE LIFE EXAMPLES and from there if you want to waste as much time as Tubularsock has done to find out the extent of the OPEN SCAM feel free. But if you want to just see what you already know in its short version then here you are amigos.

Now THINK ….. conflict of interest. Keep that in mind. Is it illegal or just a blow to one’s integrity? But what IF …… you don’t have any integrity? Or better yet, what if you don’t receive any of the money directly? Is that criminal or just clever?

In 2011 Bill Clinton was paid $175,000.00 by the Kuwait American Foundation to be their guest of honor and keynote speaker.

AT THE SAME TIME Hillary was approving an arms deal between Kuwait and Boeing for $693 million.

And a year later a group sponsored in part by Boeing paid Bill a $250,000.00 speaking fee.

Now if that was the only time this occurred one may believe that it just happened like that and isn’t that interesting.

BUT THIS IS A RECURRING THEME. So recurring that Bill brought in $625,000.00 from events that were sponsored by groups that were dealing with Hillary’s State Department for contracts of weapon sales.

Besides Boeing, Lockheed and Goldman Sachs also delivered money to Bill Clinton while benefiting from weapons authorizations issued by Hillary’s State Department.

The Clinton scam works whether it’s speaking fees or direct contributions to the Clinton Foundation.

And it has worked well. Seventeen out of twenty countries that donated to the Clinton Foundation saw increases in arms export authorized from Hillary.

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In fact, in the three full years that Hillary was shelling out arms sale contracts to those who donated to the Clinton Foundation these deals almost doubled the value of arms sales to those countries during the same period of George W’s second term!

But besides the State Department arm deals Hillary also passed out $151 billion of separate Pentagon-brokered deals for sixteen of the countries that gave to the Clinton Foundation. And that was a 143% increase in U.S. arms sales when compared to the same amount of time during the Bush Administration.

So …… but hey, you know a deals a deal.

But there is another little issue as well.

There are rules!

Back in 1995 President Bill Clinton signed a directive that stated that BEFORE any arm trade deals by the State Department can be implemented a review of the country’s HUMAN RIGHTS RECORD must be reviewed.

In 2011 The Algerian government’s human rights record was severely criticized by Hillary’s State Department BUT ……..

THE ALGERIAN GOVERNMENT DONATED $500,000.00 TO THE CLINTON FOUNDATION and like magic the following year Algeria was approved for a ONE YEAR 70% increase in military exports INCLUDING CHEMICAL AND BIOLOGICAL AGENTS!

Now just how sick and perverted are the Clinton’s? And people are worried about fucking Trump?

 

{***Note: Basic information lifted from David Sirota and Andrew Perez, International Business News 5/26/15. Basic wit and charm, Tubularsock.}

 

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THE ONLY PROBLEM

The only problem with the Presidential debate is that there is nothing to debate.

When a debate is conducted WITHIN THE LIE there are no possible solutions because there ARE NO intended solutions.

THE LIE IS the purpose and driving principle and that is why there is no intended solution.

All these Presidential “debates” are conducted within a closed box of false ideas and thereby provide an endless loop which appears to be confronted with different plans and solutions but because the entire premises is a lie all this process provides is endless delusion.

And that is why it “feels” like you have heard it all before … you have.

Because the lie is on going.

Now what does Tubularsock mean when he says LIE?

The easiest way to explain it is using a HUGE CHOCOLATE BAR. Who get the big chunks and who get the small chunks and who get the crumbs?

Within this huge chocolate bar there are a handful of nuts. In this campaign cycle if you haven’t identified the “nuts” yet, set this blog post aside and go shopping.

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For those remaining, let Tubularsock continue.

You see the entire bubble that Americans live within is the lie that has been perpetrated on us from birth …….. we are NOT “good people” as Hillary pontificated last night.

“Good People” don’t allow their leaders to burn people to death with napalm or blow people to pieces with cluster bombs or drop two atomic bombs on men, women, and children and rain death down upon other human beings with drones!

“Good people” don’t fall asleep to the fact that this nation was founded on the mass genocide of the Indigenous Peoples of North America and thereby stealing their land and destroying their culture.

“Good People” don’t allow slavery and degradation of people.

“Good People” don’t allow torture and solitary confinement of people!

And “good people” don’t continue to support endless wars of domination of OTHER PEOPLE’S natural resources in order to sustain a false lifestyle of wealth and prosperity.

BUT WE HAVE AND WE DO! And that is not a sign of “good people”!

We are a very selfish and self centered people and with all of this wealth around us we are still a desperate and unhappy people.

Drug abuse and the murder of each other doesn’t convey a Happy People.

Being absorbed into the latest electronic device helps sustain a barrier to real relationships and thereby intensify isolation from “other” which doesn’t convey a Happy People.

AND FEAR ……. fear appears to be the cornerstone of our past and current existence and doesn’t convey a Happy People.
Now all of this self-centeredness keeps us focused on attempting to hold onto the “stuff” that we have because along with everything else we have be taught that who we are is defined by what we’ve got!

And that may be the underpinning of the entire LIE.

YOU ARE NOT WHAT YOU’VE GOT!

You are a single independent being with enormous creative abilities.
And you are free ………….

Start from that premise and your world will change!

A LIE ONLY WORKS IF YOU BELIEVE IT!

om shanti shanti shanti, dudes and dudesses!

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WORLD PEACE — VOTE TUBULARSOCK! ***

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In any given election those who want your vote will promise you ANYTHING but not Tubularsock. Tubularsock, just like take-out Chinese …. delivers!

Tubularsock has a full scale plan to end war in our time. We are talking PEACE here folks. PEACE for you, PEACE for your children, and PEACE for your grandchildren!

Now how, you ask, can Tubularsock create PEACE and stop war in our time?

SIMPLE!

War is ONLY ABOUT profit. War has nothing to do with bringing “democracy” to other people of the world, or humanitarian concerns about poorer nations, or even caring about others. War is ONLY ABOUT profit!

Now Tubularsock’s A JET IN EVERY GARAGE PROGRAM will keep Boeing, Lockheed Martin,  and Northrop Grumman in the profit column for years to come because EVERY YEAR there will be a new model with all new features! Like the “extras” provided by BAE Systems that will include the Hawk Advanced Jet Trainer that provides sophisticated simulation training for your teenage pilots. Just think of the possibilities!

And don’t forget about the end of “road-rage”! With proper training the new popular “air-rage” will help be prevented by L-3 Communications unmanned aircraft systems. See, nobody there to get angry with! Sweet!

And think of the growth in the building trades. JOBS, JOBS, JOBS when each American family (like Obamacare) will be required to build a three-jet-garage! Can it get better than that!

Tubularsock thinks outside the box AND A VOTE FOR TUBULARSOCK WILL PUT YOU IN THE JET STREAM!

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It appears that “the people” will fall for anything.

People that don’t have a pot to piss in will stumble over each other to support people who don’t relate to them and that don’t give a shit about them.

It is depressing to watch.

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Donald and Melania?

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And “the people” somehow believe EVERY FOUR YEARS that these fuckers even care for their plight and cheer them into power where “the blind eye of those elected” continue to vote against the people’s interest.

And just like clock work the next election season repeats this process and “the people” remember just how much they got screwed AGAIN but then return to exactly the same cycle by voting these same criminals back into office!

Tubularsock calls it THE DUMB FUCK’S PARADE, ……. CUE THE BALLOONS!

 

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PUSSYGATE CONTINUES

Now Tubularsock has no interest in defending Donald Trump.

However DOUBLE STANDARDS just irritate the fuck out of Tubularsock and this entire pussygate scandal is so egregious that it must be focused upon just to point out that before one throws the first stone one should really look at oneself first.

Which leads us to Continued Blather …….

First Lady Michelle Obama gave a rousing speech today (10/13/16) condemning Donald Trump’s vulgar comments that he has made about women. She also addressed the new allegations that Trump inappropriately touched women.

Now all of this is all well and good. And as Michelle states, “It has shaken me to my core in a way I couldn’t have predicted . . . This is not something we can ignore. This is not politics as usual … enough is enough.”

“THIS HAS GOT TO STOP NOW . . .”

Yes, it is true. Tubularsock agrees with Michelle but the problem is that she is just selective in her presumed outrage. And THAT is what is wrong with Michelle’s and all the other pundits and public’s position.

Michelle believes that this is not how a President should behave!

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“Monica tells us via the Starr report,  “…that her physical relationship with the President included oral sex but not sexual intercourse…he touched her genitals…bringing her to orgasm on two occasions…initially the President would not let her perform oral sex to completion…(but) during their last two…encounters, both in 1997, he did ejaculate.”  The report said that on March 31, 1996 the President ” ‘…focused on me pretty exclusively…’ kissing her bare breasts and fondling her genitals…”

(From independent counsel Kenneth Starr’s report to the House on President Clinton.)

WILL SOMEBODY PASS MICHELLE A CIGAR!

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THE HOUSE OF USHERESQUE

Tubularsock has finally figured out what this horrendous horrible mess of this election represents ……. and Edgar Allan Poe warned us years ago …… but OH, NO …. we didn’t pay attention! We didn’t listen.

We have entered the House Of Usheresque. Sure, we didn’t have to enter and really should have known as soon as we approached the door to the castle not to but we did. A “dead” give-away was the color and consistency of the moat which had to be the result of another BP Oil spill.

But all oil disaster leaks are promised to be cleaned up as good as new and we still believe THAT, so of course we’ll enter the castle. Besides there is a storm raising hell outside created, WE ARE TOLD, by the Russians so in we go.

Now as we enter we are confronted with something far more scary than Edgar Allen Poe and Vincent Price we meet THE TWINS …. Hillary and Donnie. BE SCARED, BE REALLY REALLY SCARED.

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You see, and most Americans don’t, Hillary and Donnie are the same side of the same coin. In America there is only one side … it’s the illusion of a “two” party system!

They are both corrupt ad nauseam, they are both pro-war, they are both bad sex jokes, and the worst part for Tubularsock, THEIR VOICES!

Four years having to listen to either of those voices and Tubularsock may transform into a full time ghoul!

Now let’s look at the “TWINS”.

They, to Tubularsock, represent the FULL SPECTRUM of the lie that is the United States of America.

What is with this “holier than thou“ shit spewing from the politicians, the media, and the public. What the fuck?

Donald Trump IS AMERICA unleashed.

Donald Trump states that “we should torture” ….. the response is outrage.

But we do and have tortured as a NATIONAL POLICY! Anyone held responsible? It is a war crime, you know. Anyone held responsible? No really, anyone held responsible? Gosh, let’s look forward ………..

So exactly, what is this outrage about when Donnie says it?

Donald Trump objectifies women ….. the response is outrage.

But our culture objectifies women …… why is that woman draped all over that car in every ad? What are all those “beauty pageants” all about. Women on parade in bikinis with high heels? Give Tubularsock a break! And high heels …. according to fashion gurus “high heels lift the woman’s ass”! Enough said! What the fuck does Playboy Magazine in every barbershop represent?

So exactly, what is the outrage about when Donnie says it?

Donald Trump states that the system is rigged! ….. the response is ridicule.

But it is TOTALLY rigged! Just look at the “investigation” into the Kennedy murder, the King murder, and the 9/11 murders ….. no Tubularsock means LOOK!!!

But Americans prefer to live within the hypocrisy rather than face it. So they live and support THE LIE THAT IS AMERICA and they teach their children to “fit-in”!

And as one follows all the crap Trump says you’ll find America’s shadow-side. The difference is that Hillary is the FAKE side of American hypocrisy.

And Hillary can support Guantanamo and its torture until she doesn’t.

Hillary can ridicule and demean all the women Bill fucked and raped and still champion “feminism”.

Hillary can email out “TOP SECRET” information but condemns Edward Snowden as a traitor.

Hillary can take bribes disguised as “speaking engagements” from Wall Street and the Military Industrial Complex and condemn Trump as a bad businessman.

And Hillary can be against all those trade treaties until AFTER she’s elected.

So what we have within The House Of Usheresque is the phantasm of America coupled with the psychological view that the twins represent two aspects of one personality.

That being said, Tubularsock can now rest in his tomb until nightfall within Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA. (see:Bunker Tour)

Sweet dreams …………….

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TRUMP’S POSITION ON **PAT**

Well you have finally figured out by now, mostly due to the up to the minute maimed-steamed-press that Trump has “issues”. Dah.

Now you may be under the impression that PAT is another one of those “trade-treaties” or something. But NO it is not a trade treaty but it is still a fundamental platform in Trump’s belief system.

PAT = Pussy, Ass, Tits !

This week we, as a nation, have been exposed to more crap about who the real Trump happens to be but is he any different than any other locker-room-bull-shitter except that he’ll shout it from the rooftops?

It reminds Tubularsock of that line that parents say on Thanksgiving after Uncle Fred says aloud, “She’s a fucking bitch!”. The parents turn to their children and say, “Now those are grown-up words that children shouldn’t say.”

{an aside: The children later are heard saying to one another, “What the fuck are mom and dad talking shit, like we haven’t heard that fucking shit before?”}

Now of course EVERYONE has shown appropriate SHOCK and are all disgusted about Trump acting out ……. how is this news again?

It might be necessary to remind everyone of a basic truth that seems to have been set aside and replaced with “shock and awe” and that basic truth is that, males linger in the adolescent-mind much longer than admitted.

Men tend to “think” about SEX or more like the “IDEA of sex” at about the 14-16 year old level. And for a huge majority of men that IDEA OF SEX remains until death!

That is what Viagra is all about folks!

Now many have stated that Trump’s sexual statements are NOT PRESIDENTIAL .

But really is that true?

To explore YOUR inner view Tubularsock has created this Social Science Test for you to take so as to expose YOUR …….. “Inner Male” (yes, women may take this test as well to explore your “yang” side).

Look at this photo of three former Presidents ………….
Look closely at their eyes and their demeanor.

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Now, what are they discussing.

  1. FOREIGN POLICY

2. TITS AND ASS

YOUR ANSWER WILL BE CONFIDENTIAL, SO REPORT IN THE COMMENTS BELOW.

Tubularsock thanks you for supporting SCIENCE.

And remember, Social Science has the word Science in it. And SCIENCE is never wrong!

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CHANGE?

Now Tubularsock knows that you know that the election game is rigged. And you know that the American public really doesn’t care because to really care one would have to take some responsibility. So staying in the “dream” — of America is great — is all this fantasy requires.

Now Trump supporters are basically limited in “smarts” and really don’t think much past the next state fair caravel ride.

And Clinton supporters are more highly educated which only goes to show just how poor the educational system has become. They too prefer a ride but more often than not it’s in a Prius. But with all their “smarts” they still “believe” that their vote counts for something.

And then there are the greater part of the American electorate that is being tricked into voting for Hillary on the bases of FEAR alone. They don’t like her BUT they are afraid of Trump!

REALLY?

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For generations now the old adage has been thrust forward every four years that YOU HAVE TO VOTE FOR THE LESSER OF THE TWO EVILS that are running. And people have done just that until this election! WE HAVE BOTH EVILS ……. now there is a dilemma for you.

It’s just simple math really. If you divide EVIL in half to just short of infinity, well you reach this point in time. So here we are!

So what if …………………… You vote for EVIL in the name of Trump? Would that break the mold?

Americans have voted for the lessor of the two evils for years and look where that has gotten us ………….

So a vote for Trump is a vote for change! Tubularsock would just like to see how BAD THAT COULD BE.

Seriously, the only real difference in the complete decline would only be slowed by a tiny bit with Same-As-It-Ever-Was-Hillary as opposed to a complete collapse immediately with Look-Out-It’s-Falling-Trump.

The advantage is that the rebuild could be sooner. Tubularsock is always so positive.

As for Tubularsock, a vote for Jill Stein and the Green Party is the direction that Tubularsock can believe in. There is REAL change in direction in what the Green Party stands for but Americans would rather go down with their ship.

Tubularsock can’t wait to “. . . groove in the rubble.”

 

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