Put down the rifle. Take the grenade launcher from your belt. Put your rifle scope in the basket along with your ID. And set aside the homemade bomb from your backpack. And please be careful with that ladder so as not to hurt anyone.
Thank you.
Now you may proceed to your seat in front of the Campaign speaker’s platform.
Please be careful while carrying all your stuff to your seat. Safety First!
NEXT.
Sorry ma’am, I’ll have to frisk the baby for concealed weapons. And the baby carriage is not allowed beyond this point for safety concerns. It is just protocol.
We now know just how the Secret Service operates while protecting a Presidential Candidate. Just in case this may be helpful to your cause.
Tubularsock is only here to help.
Up to this point in the Presidential Campaign Season Kennedy has been held back from Secret Service Bodyguards because President Biden would not give authorization to approve coverage.
BUT NOW HE HAS!
And it has been presented that Trump encouraged Biden to approve the protection!
Now is that a setup for assassination? Secret Service Protection hasn’t turned out to be “safe” for Trump.
Kennedy just might be better protected keeping his OWN private protection even if it costs a great deal of money. What’s being alive worth do you think?
You see, Biden is controllable by the “behind-the-scenes” Puppeteers and thereby makes a great “controllable” President.
On the other hand Trump is controllable but has that lunatic hair trigger side to him that make his actions less reliable to the Puppeteers. With Trump THERE IS RISK involved and is not a slam dunk asset.
With Kennedy you have a guy who has veered off the mainstream “acceptable” positions and is NOT dependable and less easy to control.
So what we have here is not much of a choice in truth. THEY act like you have a choice and THEY talk up that you have a choice BUT if you really think that YOUR VOTE counts for shit, you have deceived yourself, and you are living in the twilight zone!
As push comes to shove you’ll be able to “vote” the the candidates that have been PRE-chosen for you. And that is that. You DON’T have a choice you have a selection of PRE-APPROVED candidates.
And do notice that they are ALL PRO-WAR. Cause that is where your owners make their money.
So just maybe if you see all this clearly Thomas Crooks attempted conclusion wasn’t that far off the mark!
Tubularsock has been reviewing all those individuals that are running for President and in so many ways it seems to be ONE GRAND COMEDY OF ERRORS!
What a fucking mess.
No one wants to debate anyone else. And anyone who is not WELL FUNDED just isn’t covered by most of the press at all. Not even a mention and if by chance one of the outliers make a wave their coverage comes with a precondemnation that they don’t have a chance to really win.
Because WE are a democracy and our right to vote is sacrosanct with the power structure GIVING US THE PRE-APPROVED choices means our vote is safe all away around.
The fact you have NO ONE WORTH PLACING YOUR VOTE FOR ISN’T A PROBLEM. It is your sacred duty in a “democracy” to vote. Thereby leaving selection choices to those who know better.
Of course if you are awake you realize YOU don’t have a choice because the POWER remains in the hands of our controllers and always has.
You really don’t think that Thomas Jefferson or Benjamin Franklin believed that the “common man” was really worth a shit except to be easily controlled. That is what the ELECTORAL COLLEGE creation was all about. Protection from the unwashed masses. (Check it out ….. It’s OUR history!)
Now just for fun let us run through the MAIN CONTENDERS ……….
Old ahhh, you know, ahhhh ……… Genocide Joe. Enough said.
And then there is ahhhh ……. Crime Wave & Genocide Don. Enough said.
And then there is the new kid on the block, ahhhh ……… The Peace Candidate & Genocide loving Robert. Much more to be said BUT GENOCIDE without rejection ends any good in the guy!
And there are Maryann Williamson, Cornel West, and Jill Stein all on the fringe side of this political circus.
But there are also:
“Five hundred and thirty-one people (that) have filed with the Federal Election Commission (FEC) to run for president in 2024 as of January 17. The list includes 77 Democratic candidates (14.5%), 145 Republican candidates (27.3%), and 309 nonpartisan or minor party candidates (58.2%).” —- Ballotpedia News
Out of all of this Tubularsock has finally centered his attention on JILL STEIN FOR PRESIDENT!
Now Tubularsock has been disappointed OFTEN in past and current candidates as well as the bozos who have won previous elections. Oh sure, some are more humorous than others but several pushed Tubularsock’s envelope toward a belief in assassination.
But times move on and the fact that Tubularsock has just found a deep discounted price on a great sniper rifle scope should not raise eyebrows. Squeeze the trigger slowly. Tubularsock has finally come down to put his money behind JILL STEIN FOR PRESIDENT. Oh sure, this may be a disappointment but she does have positions that Tubularsock can support. At least, she may even believe them herself!
She is the ONLY peace candidate. Sad but true.
A great friend wrote Tubularsock recently and she wrote:
“The Dalai Lama left Tibet when the Chinese invasion happened, refusing to fight fire with fire. His statement: “The Dalai Lama does not believe in war.” What happens when one stands unflinchingly by one’s deepest-held convictions?
One DOES NOT KNOW! In the Dalai Lama’s case, a new home for Tibetan Buddhism was established in Dharamsala India and continues to thrive. When one makes these kind of choices, one is saying that to “live”— to be truly alive—is to be true to oneself—no matter the risks. Anything else is a kind of death of the soul. When it is too scary to make that choice—it points to a limited belief that all that is supporting us is the “world” as we have known it and its ephemeral, temporal structures and systems. Rather than a trust, a belief in a greater Power that is ultimately holding us.
Do we, as a society—with all our calls for “Peace in the world”—actually have a kind fear that everything will collapse without war as the constant certainty—a part of the “fabric” of the world we have known for so long?
Is it not just an economic fear that we would collapse without war. but also that war has been part of the structure of humanity for so long that it feels like a shift in the structure would cause a collapse of “life”?
It’s like getting rid of an old piece of furniture that no longer represents one’s style or values, but would create an empty space in the living room. OMG! Not an empty space!!!!!
What will fill it?
Out of the ashes, a Phoenix ALWAYS rises? I recall the statement in psychology: “Our greatest fear is that something will change, and our greatest fear is that nothing will change”. Aren’t we ready to REALLY give peace a chance?”
“Vote Jill Stein: 2024”
And to punctuate this entire concept, check out this Sabby Sabs interview with Jill Stein.
NOTE: if link doesn’t work or tells you this video has been removed then enter the title:
Jill Stein SPEAKS OUT About RFK, Arrest And More!
That should get you there on YouTube. And it is worth the effort.
And Sabby is one great person and she kicks ass when she is working the TRUTH.
Rather strange that in a DEMOCRACY where a firm majority WANTS PEACE we have a government that WANTS WAR ENDLESSLY.
Guess you can tell who is making the money on this deal.
And there is ONLY one way to stop them,
STOP BUYING UNTIL THEY STOP THE WARS!
Because until money is lost by the elites nothing will change.
CLOSE DOWN THE ECONOMY UNTIL THE WARS STOP! Question is, do you have guts enough to do YOUR part?
It is called PASSIVE RESISTANCE ……… and it is NON-VIOLENT!
The Dump goes to jail after a wild and fun filled ride of American description, deception, disruption in the criminal injustice system.
The Orange Dump gets tossed into the clinker for 8 years.
And then the vote comes in full showing that Dump wins the 2024 Presidential Election in a total and complete LANDSLIDE!
Dump then gives himself a full pardon and moves from Federal Prison to a fancier Federal Prison which just has better perks!
Immediately Dump appoints Stormy Daniels as Secretary of State and Congress overwhelmingly approves the appointment being that Stormy already had a “head” start after years of servicing Congress.
Dump appoints Marjorie Taylor Greene as his new Press Secretary in addition to already being a House Representative for being so perfect with her verbal dexterity.
If anyone could explain The Dump’s policies it is Marjorie Taylor Greene! And the Press Corp already love her!
As for Secretary of Finance Dump picks an unknown named John Doe. A guy Dump met in the federal penitentiary who was in for life for Grand Larceny and Money Laundering. They had become best of friends. DOE IS A PERFECT FIT!
The list goes on only because there are so many cushy do nothing jobs in the Federal Bureaucracy and the revolving door is ALWAYS open. But let Tubularsock end job placement right here because Tubularsock is sure you get the point. And if you don’t, call Marjorie.
Now with all the things Tubularsock has said about Donald Trump, which have all been easily true because he has been such an open target, the real bottom line is that he only destructively achieved many of his aims because those around him were such weak and pathetic individuals.
And those pathetic hanger-oners are sad characters indeed and so low down in character that even the low hanging fruit fell on them.
The list just is so long that Tubularsock hasn’t time to list them. The list is immense.
But one person (and Tubularsock uses “person” here hesitantly) is Mike Pence.
Talk about scary …….. THAT is Mike Pence.
Tubularsock is wayyyyyy happier seeing the hopeful end to that evil-little-albino-scum-bag and his sidekick MOTHER than Trump’s removal.
Mike and MOTHER give Christianity a BAD name which fits rather well with the greater general Christian movement who glorify HYPOCRISY as their major foundation stone of their faith.
Even Jesus says and Tubularsock quotes, “Those Christian fucks just ain’t fucking woke!” Amen. (Daniel 12:1)
Now Tubularsock knows that there are many Christians who respect Mike and Mother but there are many Christians that have gonorrhea which just goes to show you that one gets out what one puts in. (Tubularsock realizes it will take some time to grapple with this realization. Your comments are welcome.)
And not to be shy about gonorrhea there was also Sarah Huckabee Sanders the overly-plump-lying-little-bitch that was The Orange Wonder’s press secretary for longer than anyone. Shows how the job fit here so well. But lying everyday puts on weight which shows over the time period as Sanders as well as Trump gained weight.
Sarah is a Baptist which for Tubularsock is the last step before hell. Down you go brothers and sisters.
And of course there’s Rudy. Speaking of the bottom of the fucking barrel of ANYTHING alive and decent. We have watched a man self destruct in front of our very eyes. Imagine Hollywood coming up with anything as pathetically scary than Rudy.
If he wasn’t so funny it would be sad to see a somewhat living creature go through so much degradation in a Presidential cycle than pathetic Rudy.
Now sure there is Ivanka. And the brains behind her, Jared. A guy who has the ability to attempt to tie his loafers’ shoe strings which don’t have shoe strings.
But if anyone could do this, it is Jared.
As Ron Reagan Jr. so aptly summed up the two of them, “Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are grifters in the White House”.
Tubularsock has no argument there!
But one could not say a solid goodbye to the Orange Bloated Dufus without taking a final look at the Plastic Filled Women who sometimes held hands with the small handed President and stood with her erect body (the only erect thing in the family) to the right of his chair while he signed his twitter feeds.
Melania, Tubularsock really can’t say that you’ll be missed.
You had your anchor baby and with chain migration got your parents citizenship.
You have made a wonderful extended family sacrifice.
Many immigrants haven’t been as lucky.
Just curious, Stormy beat “daddy-trump” with a folded magazine did you use rolled up citizenship forms and a birth certificate? Just wondering.
And how could Tubularsock almost forget Donnie’s Double-Dufus sons. You know, the two you failed to abort at birth. They openly disprove any thought of a gene-pool worth preserving.
These two dumb-shits take after their old man but retained their natural color.
Saturday-Night Live have depicted Donald Jr. and Eric so perfectly that Tubularsock defers to their perfect caricature of the two. Enjoy.
Oh sure, there are so many more but alas the time is near.
All this really to say that Tubularsock will miss you Donnie.
Old Joe Buydone is so pathetic as an adversary. By the time Tubularsock finishes a full sentence, sleep overcomes Tubularsock’s efforts.
The same, Tubularsock feels, will be the result on the America people ….. sleep, sleep, sleep ……. perchance to dream?
NO. Look at the upcoming cabinet folks …….. the same corporate ass holes that lead us as a nation from Fucking Obummer and Sleepy Joe Buydone to Fucking Dump.
Tubularsock just can’t wait ‘till 2024. Hopefully we’ll all be saved by World War Three!
Well there is always some humor in political violence. And as the grown men acting out their 8th grade shelves playing “armyman” rushed about the Capitol Building smashing and desecrating all that it stands for (at least in accepted fantasy) the action wasn’t clear.
The first dead give away was the overabundance of terrorist selfies. It is not uncommon for terrorists to do selfies when they chop somebody’s head off and even the American military terrorists at times take selfies with the dead women and children they have killed to save Democracy.
But come on! This entire group was way too self-centered with no thought of what to do once they managed to smash their way into the House and Senate.
Sure there were some bands of better organized “military-types” with some type of chain of command but in the chaos they just looked like over zealot-anal-retentive gangs. They did make Tubularsock laugh aloud. Embarrassing really. Poor stupid fucks!
One of the more interesting things that will be investigated is how was it that the Capitol Police came up short. Who gave that order? AND WHY? You already know that it will be said that they were caught by surprise after weeks of Twitter, You Tube, and right wing web sites LAYING OUT THE PLAN AND RENTED BUSES. How could anyone see that coming?
Now a case could be made that the zealot-anal-retentive “military-types” were expecting THEIR FUHRER TRUMP to give the orders after they surged the compound. After all Donnie did say “WE”LL walk down to the Capitol” ……….. but when the FUHRER had taken a detour to the well protected White House to watch his creation on TV the chain of command was compromised.
EVEN Tubularsock at 8 years old playing “armyman” knew that when the chain of command was compromised the BATTLE WAS LOST!
You know, REALLY! Tubularsock can’t understand why leaders don’t contact Tubularsock Consulting Services, Ltd. for all their need-to-know information about BASIC reality in this upside down world.
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Which leads us to a quick pictographic review for those non-readers. Only because a picture is worth a thousand words, so here are 4000 words to send to your friends!
And remember that fat lady still hasn’t sung a word, YET!
We got here because the corporate agenda of the neoliberal Democraps trammeled the advancement of regular people from obtaining a middle class level within our society.
Shipping jobs globally without providing a safety net for workers within our own country created an underclass not an advancing middle class.
Not creating a Medicare For All system, like every other modern industrial nation in the world, to protect our own citizens and thereby putting profit over people have devastated the well being of hundreds of thousands of citizens dragging many into homelessness and poverty.
And our policies of CONTINUED WAR for no other purpose than for mega-corporations to pull 60% of our tax dollars into their pockets has prevented advancement in our own country to improve the infrastructure, the education system, and so much more.
The Republican’ts are not blameless in all this societal degradation either. They have played along with the “two-party” as one-party system in order to trade power back and forth for the wealthy leaving the regular citizen to fend for themselves fighting over the waste scraps.
All this that has just happened with the “Trump Mob” is a knock on the door for a truly NEW DIRECTION.
We will see.
It will be an awakened Biden stepping out on the world stage to develop TRUE CHANGE THROUGHOUT, overpowering his propensity to look back and fall back asleep.
THIS IS IT!
Biden is at the split in the political road.
One: fall back on fucking Obummer’s HOPE & CHANGE bull shit and fuck the citizens, as he did.
OR
Two: blaze a NEW PATH and REALLY create hope and change.
The proverbial Ball is in his court!
Tubularsock does not have a lot of faith that Biden has the vision to do anything grand enough to pull us up out of the quagmire we are in as a society.
Empty words and no deeds won’t cut it any longer.
His cabinet picks look just like a fancy corporate Rolodex from the “good old days” and if his administration continues to short change the citizens in favor of the corporate order of things it will only prove that only MOB VIOLENCE is the only thing that they pay attention to and thus a governmental overthrow from the street is all that is left for the citizen to do.
And just a final word on diversity of the BUYDONE cabinet.
It doesn’t matter whether it is a women or a man or a tri-gender or a Black or a White or a Brown, an Asian or a Native American. None of that makes ANY difference if their mindset is the same.
Diversity of mind is what will bring about real change for all, not token colors and sexes.
You know, Tubularsock can write about this total insane mess that we find ourselves until Hell freezes over and STILL it runs on like a full case of diarrhea!
So lets just get to the bottom line in a hurry so you can get back to dodging Covid.
Well we are in the middle of it here in California. Tubularsock received an EMERGENCY TEXT on Tubularsock’s old flip phone with a screen the size of a postage stamp which read that Tubularsock was under an emergency stay at home order.
As you may recall Tubularsock lives on the top floor with a corner office in an underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA. (see Bunker Tour).
Now we have been in this situation before and Tubularsock because Tubularsock is in the essential service of political blogging Tubularsock believes Tubularsock can do as he wishes and does.
But while free floating Tubularsock wears a mask which many have said that Tubularsock looks better with a mask than without and Tubularsock does an 8’ social distance because why not? Tubularsock doesn’t like people that much anyway.
Several friends chastise Tubularsock for believing in the mask and social distancing but Tubularsock seldom worries what others think of him with a very solid view of FUCK YOU to go along with it.
Now it is not that Tubularsock believes in these tactics but it is because Tubularsock has learned the hard way that if one believes one can poke a bear in the eye because it appears to be sleeping perhaps one should heed the advice and not do that.
The Corona is difficult enough to get along with why poke it?
And Tubularsock is a big believer of YOU doing what you wish just stay away from Tubularsock while you do it.
Alas, this diatribe ends with more pressing thoughts on Tubularsock’s mind. But using Tubularsock’s ability of the ancient cave dwellers pictographic abilities Tubularsock has created a small series of pictographs to summarize for non-readers current topics of interest.
And besides, it saves letters for use in later manuscripts where a larger variety of the alphabet can be used. Don’t thank Tubularsock yet.
CAN IT BE MORE CLEAR?
A CLEAR VOTING STRATEGY.
THE LAST MINUTE CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY.
Tubularsock has to admit that Donald Trump is the epitome of “alternative facts”.
There are worlds smaller than ours and there are worlds bigger than ours and there are worlds where realities that seem to be “normal” are the realities and then there are the “normal” that’s not.
And in all this Tubularsock hasn’t even got into the FACT that we all live in an illusion. But Tubularsock will save that for another day which doesn’t exists so watch your back.
Joe Biden is just FUCKING BORING! That guy couldn’t save Democracy even if we had one.
Platitudes, banality at its upper limits is going to be the order of the day and to hear it come from that fuck, turns Tubularsock’s bowels.
And to listen to the pundits blab on about how wonderful Biden happens to be ….. why?
BECAUSE HE’S NOT TRUMP! That’s a qualification?
Now none of this is to say that Tubularsock isn’t pleased that Trump is moving on to haunt us all differently it is to say that with this new corporate control we have the same slight of hand as the last wheeler dealer but now we can see just how asleep Americans can get. YAWN.
BUT TUBULARSOCK HAS A FEW TRUMP INSIGHTS THAT TUBULARSOCK IS WILLING TO SHARE FOR THE NON-READER SO YOU CAN KEEP UP.
IT IS SAID THAT A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS BUT TRUST TUBULARSOCK ON THIS, TUBULARSOCK’S PICTURES ARE WORTH SEVENTEEN HUNDRED WORDS.
AND YOU ARE GETTING A DISCOUNT ON TOP OF THAT.
So much for loving relation$hips.
The times they are a’changing.
That wall may be more valuable than Tubularsock thought!
Tubularsock 