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THE RUSSIANS DID IT?

Now why is it that YOU and Tubularsock, as American Citizens, have to depend on the RUSSIANS to hack the emails of our politicians so WE AMERICANS can read the truth?

THAT SHOULD BE THE REAL CONCERN, DON’T YOU THINK?

Perhaps it is because we are continuing being lied to by Hillary, Trump and the rest of our political establishment.

“I did not have sex with that woman”. Thanks Bill, we know, we know.

“I am not a crook!”. Thanks Dick, we know, we know.

“We KNOW that Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction” Thanks George W. we know, we know.

“The NSA DOES NOT spy on Americans”. Thanks James Clapper, Director of National Intelligence. We know, we know!

“The North Vietnamese regime . . . conducted further deliberate attacks against U.S. naval vessels . . .”. Thanks Lyndon, we know, we know.

A “. . . report that’s been pretty well confirmed, that [9/11 hijacker Mohammed Atta] did go to Prague and he did meet with a senior official of the Iraqi intelligence service . . .”. Thanks Dick Cheney, we know, we know after even the CIA told you this was a false report the day before you said it on TV!

A committee in the House of Representatives in 2004 identified “237 misleading statements about the threat posed by Iraq that were made by President Bush, Vice President Cheney, Secretary Rumsfeld, Secretary Powell, and National Security Advisor Rice. Thanks, we know, we know.

“Osama bin Laden DID IT from a cave!” We know, we know.

And sure steel buildings free fall into their own footprint from office fires BUT ONLY THREE TIMES ON ONE DAY IN ALL OF WORLD HISTORY! We know, we know.

So somehow when Hillary’s and Moderator Wallace’s exchanges in the last debate defended this “intelligence knowledge” that the Russian’s did it ……… we should pause and just wonder where that number 17 that Hillary used came from. Who said so?

Clinton: “We have 17, 17 intelligence agencies, civilian and military who have all concluded that these espionage attacks, these cyber attacks, come from the highest levels of the Kremlin. And they are designed to influence our election. I find that deeply disturbing.”
Trump: You have no idea.
Clinton: I am quoting 17, 17 — do you doubt?
Trump: Our country has no idea.
Clinton: Our military and civilian –
Trump: Yeah, I doubt it, I doubt it.
And then the moderator, “Wallace: “. . .The top national security officials of this country do believe that Russia has been behind these hacks. Even if you don’t know for sure whether they are . . .”

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Oh “the who said so” was JAMES CLAPPER and Jeh Johnson, the secretary of Homeland Security with words like:

“The U.S. Intelligence Community (USIC) is confident . . .”

We believe, based on the scope and sensitivity of these efforts . . .”

“. . . are consistent with the methods and motivations of Russian-directed efforts.”

“the Russians have used similar tactics and techniques . . .”

BUT NO STRAIGHT TALK LIKE HERE IS THE PROOF THAT THE RUSSIAN’S DID IT! THERE IS NO PROOF JUST THOSE FAMOUS  “SIMILAR TACTICS”. Well with those “similar tactics” the NSA itself could have done it!

You know, “scope and sensitivity” just doesn’t cut it for Tubularsock.

Trump for all Tubularsock dislikes the guy is correct …… “Our country has no idea”.

So, Tubularsock just would like to take this opportunity to thank Vlad for his contribution to American Democracy. It is sure a round about way to get any political truth when we have that “free press” all over the place but hey, Thanks Vlad!

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SHE’S A WOMAN!

Tubularsock has always rejected the idea that gender made any difference when it came to strength, competence, or intelligence.

That’s “MAN’S WORK”!

That’s “WOMAN’S WORK”!

Are both stupid and limiting thought patterns.

So when Tubularsock hears from both men and women that “It is time to elect a woman for President” Tubularsock would say IT’S PAST DUE!

However voting for just any woman DOES make a difference.

And a vote for Hillary Clinton is just a false choice if you want something to change in the direction of this country.

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But you may have noticed that WE never got a choice of women to pick to run for President. We got the one chosen for us.

Let Tubularsock give that to you again ….. WE GOT THE ONE CHOSEN FOR US!

There are a lot of very strong competent intelligent women in the United States but Hillary is the one chosen for us ………. folks, that is not the best we can do!

Rep. Tulsi Gabbard from Hawaii comes high on Tubularsock’s chart even if there are areas of disagreement with some of Gabbard’s positions. She is honest, intelligent and fair minded.

And Jill Stein of the Green Party has integrity and is intelligent and honest.

But Hillary Clinton was CHOSEN FOR US!

Now what does THAT tell you?

RIGGED comes to Tubularsock’s mind.

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You know that very old expression, “It doesn’t take a Philadelphia lawyer” to figure out the simple known facts about Hillary Clinton’s “Pay to Play Clinton Foundation/U.S.State Department Revolving Door” scheme.

There is NOTHING even sophisticated about it!

You donate to the Clinton Foundation you get the contract through the U.S. State Department of your dreams. PERIOD!

And along with this easy-payment-plan you can hire Bill Clinton to speak for hundreds of thousands of dollars and “WAHM-O” ……. Government Contract In Your Pocket!

Clear and simple …… and just one easy payment and YOU TOO could have the U.S. Government Contract of your dreams.

HILLARY & BILL …… the gift that keeps on giving.

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Now you hear about these slimy dealings but it is always dodged as it was in the last and final debate by Hillary and we all move on.

So just for fun, Tubularsock has picked out a couple of TRUE LIFE EXAMPLES and from there if you want to waste as much time as Tubularsock has done to find out the extent of the OPEN SCAM feel free. But if you want to just see what you already know in its short version then here you are amigos.

Now THINK ….. conflict of interest. Keep that in mind. Is it illegal or just a blow to one’s integrity? But what IF …… you don’t have any integrity? Or better yet, what if you don’t receive any of the money directly? Is that criminal or just clever?

In 2011 Bill Clinton was paid $175,000.00 by the Kuwait American Foundation to be their guest of honor and keynote speaker.

AT THE SAME TIME Hillary was approving an arms deal between Kuwait and Boeing for $693 million.

And a year later a group sponsored in part by Boeing paid Bill a $250,000.00 speaking fee.

Now if that was the only time this occurred one may believe that it just happened like that and isn’t that interesting.

BUT THIS IS A RECURRING THEME. So recurring that Bill brought in $625,000.00 from events that were sponsored by groups that were dealing with Hillary’s State Department for contracts of weapon sales.

Besides Boeing, Lockheed and Goldman Sachs also delivered money to Bill Clinton while benefiting from weapons authorizations issued by Hillary’s State Department.

The Clinton scam works whether it’s speaking fees or direct contributions to the Clinton Foundation.

And it has worked well. Seventeen out of twenty countries that donated to the Clinton Foundation saw increases in arms export authorized from Hillary.

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In fact, in the three full years that Hillary was shelling out arms sale contracts to those who donated to the Clinton Foundation these deals almost doubled the value of arms sales to those countries during the same period of George W’s second term!

But besides the State Department arm deals Hillary also passed out $151 billion of separate Pentagon-brokered deals for sixteen of the countries that gave to the Clinton Foundation. And that was a 143% increase in U.S. arms sales when compared to the same amount of time during the Bush Administration.

So …… but hey, you know a deals a deal.

But there is another little issue as well.

There are rules!

Back in 1995 President Bill Clinton signed a directive that stated that BEFORE any arm trade deals by the State Department can be implemented a review of the country’s HUMAN RIGHTS RECORD must be reviewed.

In 2011 The Algerian government’s human rights record was severely criticized by Hillary’s State Department BUT ……..

THE ALGERIAN GOVERNMENT DONATED $500,000.00 TO THE CLINTON FOUNDATION and like magic the following year Algeria was approved for a ONE YEAR 70% increase in military exports INCLUDING CHEMICAL AND BIOLOGICAL AGENTS!

Now just how sick and perverted are the Clinton’s? And people are worried about fucking Trump?

 

{***Note: Basic information lifted from David Sirota and Andrew Perez, International Business News 5/26/15. Basic wit and charm, Tubularsock.}

 

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THE HOUSE OF USHERESQUE

Tubularsock has finally figured out what this horrendous horrible mess of this election represents ……. and Edgar Allan Poe warned us years ago …… but OH, NO …. we didn’t pay attention! We didn’t listen.

We have entered the House Of Usheresque. Sure, we didn’t have to enter and really should have known as soon as we approached the door to the castle not to but we did. A “dead” give-away was the color and consistency of the moat which had to be the result of another BP Oil spill.

But all oil disaster leaks are promised to be cleaned up as good as new and we still believe THAT, so of course we’ll enter the castle. Besides there is a storm raising hell outside created, WE ARE TOLD, by the Russians so in we go.

Now as we enter we are confronted with something far more scary than Edgar Allen Poe and Vincent Price we meet THE TWINS …. Hillary and Donnie. BE SCARED, BE REALLY REALLY SCARED.

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You see, and most Americans don’t, Hillary and Donnie are the same side of the same coin. In America there is only one side … it’s the illusion of a “two” party system!

They are both corrupt ad nauseam, they are both pro-war, they are both bad sex jokes, and the worst part for Tubularsock, THEIR VOICES!

Four years having to listen to either of those voices and Tubularsock may transform into a full time ghoul!

Now let’s look at the “TWINS”.

They, to Tubularsock, represent the FULL SPECTRUM of the lie that is the United States of America.

What is with this “holier than thou“ shit spewing from the politicians, the media, and the public. What the fuck?

Donald Trump IS AMERICA unleashed.

Donald Trump states that “we should torture” ….. the response is outrage.

But we do and have tortured as a NATIONAL POLICY! Anyone held responsible? It is a war crime, you know. Anyone held responsible? No really, anyone held responsible? Gosh, let’s look forward ………..

So exactly, what is this outrage about when Donnie says it?

Donald Trump objectifies women ….. the response is outrage.

But our culture objectifies women …… why is that woman draped all over that car in every ad? What are all those “beauty pageants” all about. Women on parade in bikinis with high heels? Give Tubularsock a break! And high heels …. according to fashion gurus “high heels lift the woman’s ass”! Enough said! What the fuck does Playboy Magazine in every barbershop represent?

So exactly, what is the outrage about when Donnie says it?

Donald Trump states that the system is rigged! ….. the response is ridicule.

But it is TOTALLY rigged! Just look at the “investigation” into the Kennedy murder, the King murder, and the 9/11 murders ….. no Tubularsock means LOOK!!!

But Americans prefer to live within the hypocrisy rather than face it. So they live and support THE LIE THAT IS AMERICA and they teach their children to “fit-in”!

And as one follows all the crap Trump says you’ll find America’s shadow-side. The difference is that Hillary is the FAKE side of American hypocrisy.

And Hillary can support Guantanamo and its torture until she doesn’t.

Hillary can ridicule and demean all the women Bill fucked and raped and still champion “feminism”.

Hillary can email out “TOP SECRET” information but condemns Edward Snowden as a traitor.

Hillary can take bribes disguised as “speaking engagements” from Wall Street and the Military Industrial Complex and condemn Trump as a bad businessman.

And Hillary can be against all those trade treaties until AFTER she’s elected.

So what we have within The House Of Usheresque is the phantasm of America coupled with the psychological view that the twins represent two aspects of one personality.

That being said, Tubularsock can now rest in his tomb until nightfall within Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA. (see:Bunker Tour)

Sweet dreams …………….

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CHANGE?

Now Tubularsock knows that you know that the election game is rigged. And you know that the American public really doesn’t care because to really care one would have to take some responsibility. So staying in the “dream” — of America is great — is all this fantasy requires.

Now Trump supporters are basically limited in “smarts” and really don’t think much past the next state fair caravel ride.

And Clinton supporters are more highly educated which only goes to show just how poor the educational system has become. They too prefer a ride but more often than not it’s in a Prius. But with all their “smarts” they still “believe” that their vote counts for something.

And then there are the greater part of the American electorate that is being tricked into voting for Hillary on the bases of FEAR alone. They don’t like her BUT they are afraid of Trump!

REALLY?

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For generations now the old adage has been thrust forward every four years that YOU HAVE TO VOTE FOR THE LESSER OF THE TWO EVILS that are running. And people have done just that until this election! WE HAVE BOTH EVILS ……. now there is a dilemma for you.

It’s just simple math really. If you divide EVIL in half to just short of infinity, well you reach this point in time. So here we are!

So what if …………………… You vote for EVIL in the name of Trump? Would that break the mold?

Americans have voted for the lessor of the two evils for years and look where that has gotten us ………….

So a vote for Trump is a vote for change! Tubularsock would just like to see how BAD THAT COULD BE.

Seriously, the only real difference in the complete decline would only be slowed by a tiny bit with Same-As-It-Ever-Was-Hillary as opposed to a complete collapse immediately with Look-Out-It’s-Falling-Trump.

The advantage is that the rebuild could be sooner. Tubularsock is always so positive.

As for Tubularsock, a vote for Jill Stein and the Green Party is the direction that Tubularsock can believe in. There is REAL change in direction in what the Green Party stands for but Americans would rather go down with their ship.

Tubularsock can’t wait to “. . . groove in the rubble.”

 

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LA LA LAND AMERICA!

Well reality TV at its dumbest was the first presidential debate. Tubularsock didn’t capitalize presidential because it would deem it with respect. Fuck That (capitalized).

Tubularsock usually can’t stand to watch trivia-shows and doesn’t have a TV BUT a very good friend came to Tubularsock’s Bunker (see Bunker Tour if you are new to Tubularsock) and begged Tubularsock to tape this crap so it could be seen by my friend later in the evening after work.

Well Tubularsock, all heart as well as brains, had to quickly rig up a system to pull off that task. Looking more like a NSA setup for spying rather than recording this “debate”, a misnomer if there ever was one, Tubularsock set up a microphone and placed it in front of his very large speakers and used his tuner to tune into the radio broadcast from NPR.

Then connected the microphone to the computer and opened GarageBand (a Mac app) and recorded the program’s sound.

Then found a “live stream” of the “debate” from the Washington Post and turned off the sound so as to only view the picture which due to a slow internet connection during “high-peak” usage spent more time with a “spinning wheel” than picture. The delay time ran about four to seven minutes which was funny because as the goofballs started to speak on NPR the Washington Post stream pictured only two empty podiums. WHICH TO TUBULARSOCK WAS THE ONLY SIGN OF TRUTH FOR THE NEXT NINETY MINUTES!

Now Tubularsock know you techies will have questions about this set up but don’t ask. A. It’s not important and B. The reason for this round about way was the only option under NSA guidelines.

So the major question Tubularsock has after this imbecilic-travesty-on-truth that was presented as a “debate” is:

WHAT FUCKING PLANET ARE THESE PEOPLE FROM?

And even worse ……… are the messed-up-media-spinners and the opinionated brain dead American public THAT STUPID?????????

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It is really beyond rational comprehension. These two political-clowns represent “LEADERSHIP” to the American populous? Really?

You know that old well used statement of Albert Einstein comes into play once again,

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That being said ……….. the fanatic-fanciful-fantasy  continues.

 

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You know how it goes with ALL political discourse. A promise made isn’t a promise because you have to understand the double-speak that is used in ALL political dialogue. Hillary NEVER said she didn’t support TPP she said she didn’t support TPP *** AS WRITTEN *** which means that she will pass TPP as soon as she takes office! (That’s if Obummer and Congress doesn’t sell out the American public sooner!)

AND EVERYONE KNOWS THIS!

This is only brought up by Tubularsock because it is ……. same as it ever was ……..! And when “labor” starts to bemoan this obvious development Tubularsock just wants to be able to say …… Tubularsock Told You So, Dumb Fucks!

But hey, you can always move to Bangladesh if you want a fucking job. So look at the bright side.

But if it was only jobs …….. who cares? But the environmental devastation and the free ride of the corporate order all will fuck things up but hey The Clinton Foundation will make out well so ………

Tubularsock has put in an order recently through Amazon with Space God, Inc. for a huge asteroid to hit Washington, D.C. during a full session of Congress. It was a pretty god deal because postage and handling was FREE!

 

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TUBULARSOCK SEES CLEARLY ……..

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15 Years … Happy Birthday 9/11

 

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No really, 9/11 wasn’t an INSIDE JOB … it was an out-sourced job … The United States out-sources ALL it’s terrorist activities! It’s the American Way!

 

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Ever the optimist, Tubularsock was just thinking of the future of the United States’ leadership and insanity.  It is rather nice to have both of these concepts wrapped up in one package. And then we can tie it in a bow of annihilation and the package is complete. Just think, Christmas early. Excited yet?

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