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So here is THAT story:
Today Tubularsock, it has been reported in the Washington Toast, resigned from all his positions in management and supervisory boards of companies and foundations. It is assumed by this reporter that Tubularsock has taken this step in order to position himself so as to avoid conflicts of interest for high political office.
Though Tubularsock has said publicly that he has no intentions of running for President this nano-second, rumors have been spread by TubePact that he would consider running but not as a fucking-corporate-ass-licking Democrat or a head-up-their-ass Republican.
Rumor has it, from a source this reporter trusts as much as himself, that Tubularsock has been asked by the
Groundswell Party to carry the banner of victory all the way to the Oval Office on Pennsylvania Avenue!
This is a late breaking story so new information will be disclosed in the future as this story progresses.
In the meantime my we suggest getting your update from Tabloids. They also seem to know shit before it happens as well.
CHANGING CHANGELESS CHANGE?
I guess Tubularsock holds a grudge.
Enjoying the sun coming through Tubularsock’s top floor corner office windows in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA Tubularsock sits and ponders as he often does each new year.
Tubularsock’s observation is simple. What the fuck is new about a new year? What has changed from 11:59 to 12 midnight that would warrant the hype?
And depending on where you are on planet earth when that 11:59 to 12 midnight happens are at different fucking times. So in Istanbul when the partying starts New Yorkers are still waiting for this illusionary time to arrive for them and by the time it arrives in Oakland, CA well …… fuck it! It’s old time. Tubularsock has gone to bed. Tubularsock doesn’t like to wait!
But that isn’t why Tubularsock holds a grudge which he still clings to from the top of this page.
Tubularsock’s second observation is why doesn’t change change? EVERYONE pontificates that change is, change will, or change won’t change.
But what are they talking about?
For example, some people “change jobs” but they still get up in the morning and eat their breakfast on the run. Catch the bus or drive their car or ride their bike to the “changed job”. They still get a break or at least take a break mid-morning, have lunch on the run, and end up in a cool bar to drink after work to complain to whoever else have survived another work job day. So where’s the change.
How about political change …… no Tubularsock isn’t trying to be humorous here.
We are led to believe we elect a President but where does he/she or it come from to run for President. Really, raise your hand if you have ever known a President as a personal friend. See! Where do they really come from?
Well, they all say they come from a groundswell. So does that mean that we are all dirt?
They all say they want to change Washington and the Nation but who gets the advantage of that change or more to the point does it even change?
Because you are dirt you get to pick A or B. There is no C,D,E,or F. Only A or B and in truth they are the same.
Stop, Tubularsock knows the argument. So don’t give me all that shit about how important electing one of these two jerks is our sacred right as citizens. If no one showed up to vote one of the two jerks would be President anyway. And there are some individuals who know right now who that will be!
A or B all have gone to the same schools, join the same clubs, hang out with the same whores (sorry, meant escorts), are on the same board of directors, use the same PR firms, use the same political advisors, snort the best cocaine, smoke Cuban cigars or use them as sexual objects (talking to you Bill) and are always intwined with the CIA in some manner.
But none of that is why Tubularsock is holding a grudge.
And then do we really want change?
Most people get their groove on when they are young and try to play it out the rest of their lives for better or for worse.
Death is the ultimate game changer of change. As is divorce, illness, and children.
Shit happens along the way and change is usually the culprit!
How you end up playing the new hand you are dealt is what makes change good for you or bad for you. It is really a crap-shoot.
So is change good or bad is a moot point …….. change is.
So why is Tubularsock carrying this grudge all this time you may ask?
Simple! What we see isn’t what we get and what we get isn’t what we see.
That is how life’s hologram works.
Tubularsock doesn’t know whether you realize this or not BUT nobody was asked if they wanted to be here ……..
Nobody gets to choose their parents.
Their culture.
Their religion or belief structure.
Their social position.
No, YOU WERE TRAINED INTO ALL THAT.
Even to the point that A NEW YEAR is like some kind of new beginning, a starting point.
IT’S NOT! It is a trained mind frame that you live from because you have been trained to do that.
That is why Tubularsock holds this grudge. NO ONE ASKED HIM!
And that is why Tubularsock sits in his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington D.C. from Oakland, CA.
Some shit is just difficult to believe.
Have you ever wondered why the New York Times is unable to spell out FUCK in their newspaper that is supposed to be an historical record. Or SHIT and CUNT. How about NIGGER?
But if Tubularsock says as they do on TV and in news articles the N-word or the F-word or the S-word or even the C-word you know exactly what it means. Don’t you!
So what is the difference?
But Tubularsock does have to admit that using Ka-Ka for Shit is just repulsive!
But more importantly …………
What does this say about our society that these words as well as pictures of penises and breasts are taboo but ramming a broom stick up some guys rectum or putting electricity to his pee-pee or slamming him against the wall until he’s unconscious or water-boarding him to the point of drowning is acceptable.
Oh, you think it’s not?
If a CNN commentator says FUCK on TV the network could be fined a 100 thousand dollars by the FCC.
But if a CIA agent or a member of United States Military does any of the above torture techniques they OR THEIR superiors are not taken to jail. Not even fined.
If FUCK is worth a 100 thousand dollars ………..
Just what should ramming a broom stick up some guys rectum be worth?
Do you remember at the height of the Iraq War those who lost a son as collateral damage was paid $2000.00 for compensation for the loss. The same price the United States government paid for the loss of a Toyota Pickup. Sweet.
And even the term COLLATERAL damage ……. think about that. COLLATERAL as worth of a human life? …… COLLATERAL?
You see in a capitalist society everything is based on its “worth” in dollars and cents.
That’s the way we roll.
Take some time to read what the CIA agents and American Military Personnel did to prisoners under the Bush-Cheney Administration and then tell me just how horrid have we become as a society?
Why haven’t the collective WE not demanded that everyone involved in this travesty of inhuman barbarism been taken to trial for CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY!
What is stopping us? What is stopping you?
Well, assassinating Martin Luther King, assassinating Malcolm X, assassinating the Kennedy’s what happened? Nothing!
Burning down LA, breaking up Berkeley, tearing the fabric of Chicago in ’68 …….. Those actions scared the power structure.
The difference between the two? The assassinations were done BY the power structure, the civil disorder was done by THE PEOPLE.
That is what is so scary.
We once again are at a time that the power structure has to be scared.
THE TIME IS NOW!
POWER TO THE PEOPLE AND BURN BABY BURN still have a nice ring to them!