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KOREAN BARBECUE?

Posted: April 25, 2017 in America Asleep, Assad, Black Pride, Bull Shit, CIA TERRORISTS, Delusional, Donald Trump, Intolerance, ISIS, ISRAEL, Mental Health, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, Religiosity, Rex Tillerson, Russia, SYRIA, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S.
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KOREAN BARBECUE?

 

What a wonderful world. No really! Tubularsock wakes up every morning and with strong coffee in his cup walks out onto his underground deck adjacent to Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland CA. and settles down to the insane news cycle once again. (see Bunker Tour)

What a grand view!

Have you noticed that recently the cops aren’t executing vast numbers of Black citizens on the streets of our grand nation? Tubularsock figures that the fucking cops have seen the light and now with Small Handed Orange Boy as President we all have “overcome” and given “peace a chance”.

And damn, our Muslim citizens are having a reprieve and EVEN THE JEWS are having a respite from having their cemeteries desecrated. Like dead Jews really give a shit!
But none the less it is all clear!

And “for fucking sake” even ISIS, you know, our boys are doing just fine. The U.S. is pumping them with armaments and chemical weapons “hidden” through Saudi and Turkish connections. All’s good!

Oh sure Assad is bad and we need to send 59 missiles at him with only half hitting their target. You only come to realize we missed when you heard from Orange Boy’s mouth that ALL OF OUR MISSILES HIT THE TARGET! A dead give away!

EXCEPT FOR THE ONES THAT KEPT THE AIRBASE FROM OPERATING THE NEXT DAY!

But forget all that!

What is important is not even the RUSSIANS! We are almost past that.

Now what you are being told is to be fearful of is NORTH KOREA!

Are you scared yet?

The country that HAS NO LIGHTS as viewed from satellite vision.

The country that sends off rockets that fail and fall into the sea.

The country that is run by a REAL “yellow” skinned Asian boy child similar to the United States “orange” skinned boy child!

THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE TOLD TO FEAR!

North Korea ……………………. give Tubularsock a break. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!

All Tubularsock can figure is that it must be a very fucking slow news day!

But here’s a hint ………….

If you deliberately poke a hornet’s nest ……………

What is the OBVIOUS response?

THE AMERICAN ALBATROSS ABOUT OUR NECKS

Posted: April 20, 2017 in America Asleep, Donald Trump, President Tweet
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THE AMERICAN ALBATROSS ABOUT OUR NECKS

PRESSTITUTES PERSONIFIED!

Posted: April 14, 2017 in America Asleep, American Exceptionalism, Assad, bull shit as an art form, Donald Trump, economics, ESPIONAGE, freedom of the press, ISIS, MATRIX, President Tweet, Psychology, psychomania, Reality, Russia-Syria Chemicals, SYRIA, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S.
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PRESSTITUTES PERSONIFIED!

Once again, American Journalism is not only lacking but just doesn’t exist …. if it ever did really, to tell the truth.

We can all recall the famous dictum, “You furnish the pictures and I’ll furnish the war” spouted by William Randolph Hearst.

You see, Hearst’s reporter, the famed illustrator Frederic Remington wanted to come home from Cuba in 1897 because nothing was happening …. so he sent a cable to Hearst stating, “Everything quiet.  There is no trouble here.  There will be no war.  Wish to return.”

And Hearst’s response was the above pictures-war statement.

And if you look at this briefly it really provided a template for “GOING TO WAR” ever since. Seriously! Every war since, the precursor, always and still is false, sensational news that prepares the public for war! Oh, a well placed, dead mutilated kid, is a must!

Perfect, really!

You see, Hearst grasped onto the Cuban revolt against Spain in 1895 and saw it as a way to increase his New York Journal readership and pull readers from his rival the New York World.

Hearst’s tactic was to run increasingly sensational stories. TRUE OR NOT! And he went with stories of violence, sex, catastrophe, and mayhem which later became characterized by the term “yellow journalism”.

And quickly to put this historical adventurism of Hearst in context to our current Syrian Chimera, Hearst was able to actually corral the public into believing that the sinking of the USS Maine (which, by the way, blew up from unknown causes, maybe a coal fire) was blamed on Spanish treachery by the New York Journal. Within three months, the United States was at war with Spain in what became known as the Spanish-American War.

And “Remember the Maine, to Hell with Spain!” became the American public’s sentiment promoted by Hearst’s paper vigorously publishing stories that helped create and foster those feelings.

See the parallel? DAH!

The FACT that “yellow journalism” is the major type of journalism left today goes a long way in explaining why the general public is just so plain trusting and stupid.

True, it may not be the only reason for this stupidity but it definitely promotes it!

SAVING YOU SYRIAN TIME

Posted: April 12, 2017 in American Exceptionalism, Assad, CIA TERRORISTS, corruption, Donald Trump, ISIS, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, Rex Tillerson, Russia, Russia-Syria Chemicals, Sergey Lavrov, SYRIA, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., Vladimir Putin
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SAVING YOU SYRIAN TIME

Tubularsock has spent HIS TIME reading EVERYTHING about Syria and following EVERY STEP Rex Tillerson, our new Secretary of State, has taken with the Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov.

And Tubularsock has done this as a favor to YOU!

As an American citizen YOU don’t really have the time to actually dig around in the GREATER-UNDRAINED-SWAMP, so Tubularsock has done it for you.

So …….. if you can get off your insane cell phone and tuck your tweets aside fold up your Reddit, bend and stuff your snapchat and file your Facebook profile for just a second Tubularsock will BOTTOM-LINE it all for you!

The U.S. and Russia have met to discuss Syria. And all YOU have to do is LOOK at Rex’s and Serg’s connection, their sincere eye contact, their heartfelt camaraderie. IT TELLS IT ALL.

ANY QUESTIONS?

THE MOB, THE TRUMP, THE SCORE!

Posted: April 8, 2017 in corruption, Donald Trump, FBI, Felix Sater, RELATIONSHIPS, Russia, Santa Claus
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THE MOB, THE TRUMP, THE SCORE!

Do you have all day? Well you might want to spend some of it reading the 6500 word exclusive “Why FBI Can’t Tell All on Trump, Russia” in WhoWhatWhy. Here is the link: http://whowhatwhy.org/2017/03/27/fbi-cant-tell-trump-russia/

Oh, and it is way, way better than a soap opera. Which just goes to show you that truth is stranger than fiction!

SAVE THE SYRIAN CHILDREN!

Posted: April 7, 2017 in America Asleep, Assad, Bull Shit, CIA TERRORISTS, Donald Trump, Foreign Policy, ISIS, President Tweet, Psychology, psychomania, Reality, RELATIONSHIPS, REPUBLICANS, Rex Tillerson, Rule of Law, Russia, Russia-Syria Chemicals, SYRIA, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., The Matrix, WAR CRIMES, War Criminals
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SAVE THE SYRIAN CHILDREN!

For Fuck Sake, Tubularsock left the front door open in his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see Bunker Tour) and all the sarin gas news drifted in.

So really, without Tubularsock having to go searching for WHAT HAPPENED in Syria the information fell right on Tubularsock’s top floor corner office underground bunker desk!

Which only goes to show you that the ancient sage’s comment, “if you stand in the same place long enough the truth will come to YOU!” is so true.

So lets begin:

First the Russians have reported that there is a chance that an arms warehouse may have been bombed by the Syrian Air Force and exposed chemicals that the “rebel” forces use to make bombs.

Now before your doubting mind takes off remember that it was the Russians that got the Assad Government to destroy their chemical weapons back in 2013 and Syria has been monitored by the U.N. ever since.

So the Assad Government doesn’t possess chemical weapons.

BUT the rebel terrorists (our guys) do have stock piles of chemicals to make chemical weapons that WE (GOOD OL’ AMERICA) sold to them. AND the CIA also trained these mercenaries on how to handle and use them.

The chemicals came by way of Turkey (our ally) and according to Seymour Hersh, it was Killary that approved sending Libya’s sarin gas to the Syrian Rebels! And that is in part what the entire Benghazi mess was all about. Stevens, the ambassador that got himself killed, was a gun runner for the U.S. and the American Embassy was a CIA front.

And when you get down into all this, Killery approved a plan to use the sarin gas and blame Assad as a pretext for the West going in and bombing the fuck out of Syria to SAVE THE CHILDREN!

Truly, Tubularsock couldn’t make this shit up if he wanted to!

So with that information, just why did Trump bomb Syria?

And more than you’d like to think, hand size has a lot to do with it!

And also before we bombed Syria the U.S. warned the Russians that we were bombing the airfield so as not to create an “incident” with the Russians. Of course, the Russians warned the Syrian forces and all is good!

Interesting that a reconnaissance photo that Tubularsock was viewing from the Tubularsock Spy O’Camera shows the bombed out base BUT TWO THING are clear.

ONE: There are no airplanes on the field.

And TWO: The buildings were bombed BUT the air field is fully operational.

So, roll in a couple portable trailers and the air base is functional again.

And THAT, cost the American taxpayer 59 Tomahawk cruise missiles ……. $1.59 million (2014 price) each, for a total of $93,810,000.00 for the missiles ONLY. Care to add up the rest like the ships at sea and the support teams and the cost of the dinner at Mar-a-Lago, Trump’s private gulf club, which between bites of New York steak Trump called for the bombing escapade.

Pretty cheap if you ask Tubularsock! And you can see that the cost to the American taxpayer of $60 million on Mar-a-Lago trips for Trump in just his first year in office is really a savings in comparison.

But we can’t, as a nation, spare a dime for preschool education from the free loading public!

Hey, it all has to go to SAVE THE SYRIAN CHILDREN!

TRUMP’S VagCHINA DIALOGUE

Posted: April 6, 2017 in China, Diplomacy, Donald Trump, economics, Economy, Japan, President Tweet, Psychology, Rex Tillerson, Xi Jinping
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TRUMP’S VagCHINA DIALOGUE

Now here is something scary for you. Donald El Orange is having a meet-up with China’s President Xi Jinping at Mar a Lago.

Funny how everything sounds “foreign” in that sentence to Tubularsock’s American ears.

They will be talking about trade policy.

Well, not El Orange. He doesn’t even know how to hold a chop stick let alone how many container cargo shipping containers it takes to ship Chinese chop sticks to our shores.

So he’s not much good except with positive or negative platitudes.

And THERE ARE NO others in this current administration that knows ANYTHING about China.

“But without a competent and proven Asia specialist team in place, the fog of uncertainty will only thicken over the Trump administration’s commitment to and understanding of the region.” Heydarian & Crispin, Asian Times 4/6/17

Now there are some guys that have been mentioned to take on the Asian “portfolio” like Jonathan Galaviz, a business consultant and frequent commentator on the gaming and casino industries in Asia may be picked to a top Asia-oriented State Department post.

And who doesn’t need a specialist in “gaming and casino” skills when dealing with China!

“Trump’s inability to assemble a team of senior expert officials to direct the Pentagon, State Department and National Security Council (NSC) policies toward Asia is one of several vacuums . . . to emerge in his two-and-a-half-month old administration. Critics say the vacuum has resulted in wild lurches in policy and pronouncements, and sewn confusion with allies and adversaries alike.” Heydarian & Crispin, Asian Times 4/6/17

So far Donald’s Asia Policy seems to have been threats of potential trade actions against various Asian nations, including China, Japan, Thailand, Vietnam and others.

So the old fashion Dale Carnegie, How To Win Friends And Influence People is not a strong suit in Donald El Orange’s bailiwick.

But NEVER FEAR! Whenever Tubularsock is confronted with major “Oriental” dilemmas, Tubularsock puts down his double neat shot of Single Barrel Kentucky Wild Turkey and reaches for his favorite IMPORTED Japanese Sake dispensing with those small little cups and drinking it Wild-Western-Style from the bottle!

THAT’S TUBULARSOCK’S ASIAN TRADE POLICY!

BULLIES, BULLIES, BULLIES

Posted: April 4, 2017 in America Asleep, American Dream, American Exceptionalism, Bull Shit, corruption, Donald Trump, President Tweet, Psychology, Russia, Vladimir Putin
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BULLIES, BULLIES, BULLIES

Now Tubularsock likes the Russians. Oh sure, Vlad’s a shit but look what “we’ve” got for leadership. Ok, leadership isn’t exactly correct when the White House looks more like a cage fight with no holds barred!

But this entire Russian baiting is just the neocons attempting to drive smoke up Trump’s ass.

Now that is not to say that Trump is some innocent bystander. He’s not. His business relations with the Russians are all mixed in with the Russian mafia and oligarchs which may be for all practical purposes the same batch of characters.

But playing the Russian-card is just hyperbole bull shit. The only “THREATS” from the Russians are the ones we create from poking them with a stick. And you all remember what your mother warned you about running with a sharp stick!

Once again, it’s the old EXTERNAL ENEMY trick.

THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS THE FEAR OF US!

REVERSE MOLE IN TRUMP’S HOUSE?

Posted: April 3, 2017 in DEMOCRATS, Donald Trump, President Tweet, REPUBLICANS, Russia
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REVERSE MOLE IN TRUMP’S HOUSE?

The oxymoron, “House Intelligence Committee” is supposed to be investigating Trump’s accusation that Obummer wiretapped Trump as well as searching for Russians in all the wrong places.

The Chairman of this Committee is Devin Nunes a Republican from California. He leads the Committee and that is why he is called Chairman!

Nunes is tasked along with his Committee to INVESTIGATE Trump NOT KISS HIS ASS. Which apparently Devin doesn’t know the difference and does very well.

Anyway, Tubularsock got to thinking that Devin Nunes is not a Russian Mole in Trump’s House but a Trump Mole in the House Intelligence Committee.

And so when Nunes made his clandestine trip to “The White House grounds . . .” he did so not to out maneuver the House investigation but to “. . . safeguard the proper chain of custody and classification of these documents, so the Chairman could view them in a legal way.” Oh SURE, Tubularsock believes that? Well according to a White House spokesman. OH WELL, you’ve got to believe THAT!

And then Devin shared his findings with reporters and the White House without notifying Democrats or other Republicans on his panel of what he had seen! No really, no impropriety there.

Ahhh, Devin goes to the White House to see “executive branch documents that have not been provided to Congress” and THEN SHARED HIS FINDINGS WITH REPORTERS >>>>>>>>>> AND THE WHITE HOUSE???

The White House gave him the documents to read!

Something seems to be wrong here.

Later Devin told Bloomberg “. . . that his source was an intelligence official and not a White House staffer.

Funny that. The House Intelligence Committee has its own secure room in the Capitol where Nunes and his aides review secret documents on a daily basis. Why then did he have to sneak off to “The White House grounds . . .”?

Oh well, you just can’t be too safe …………….

But after all of this Double Agent Mole work President Tweet tweeted, “Trump Russia story is a hoax,” and then he wondered why investigators weren’t looking at his former campaign rival instead.

Now many have asked, “Just how did you, Tubularsock, spot this Double Agent Mole “RED” handed?”

Come now, simple deduction Dr. Watson ……… Devin Nunes LOOKS LIKE A MOLE!

 

TROJAN TRUMP

Posted: March 31, 2017 in America Asleep, American Dream, American Exceptionalism, DEMOCRATS, Donald Trump, Psychology, psychomania, RELATIONSHIPS, Religion, REPUBLICANS, STEVE BANNON
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TROJAN TRUMP
You know what Tubularsock LIKES about Republicans?

And it is not that they don’t spin it to the Exceptionalistic-American-Brain-Dead that they are doing it to make America Great Again, they do spin it that way.

And the Exceptionalistic-American-Brain-Dead BELIEVE it the same way as they believe that TIDE makes cloths brighter!

You may not like this Trump crowd but they are up front in their directed destruction.

Unlike the Democrat’s elite, you know the Clinton-Obama Cartel, that fucks you over but does it behind the facade of “caring”! You know, “A Humanitarian-War”.

And their followers too believe in TIDE.

So all of this whirlwind of Trumpism coming down the tracks every news cycle is just dust thrown in our eyes. There is a constant barrage of distraction.

So you may want to pay attention to the man BEHIND the curtain, Steve Bannon. The so called “brain” behind the voided-headed-Trump.

You see Steve, it has been revealed, LOVES WAR and as a result he “attacks” life AS A WAR. He is a big fan of the Chinese military treatise The Art of War (孫子兵法) by Sun Tzu.

This little treasure of war has 13 chapters giving “directions” on how to go about WAR.
And not to labor over YOUR next war but it is interesting in light of what is currently going on to read how it is done.

For example Chapter 2, explains how “success requires winning decisive engagements quickly”. Hence, the rapid signing statement fury. In Trump’s case it was the appearance of fast action to something that looks impressive in the press but in fact will be in the courts for some time. It wasn’t really a slam-dunk. But appearance “trumps” reality!

And Chapter 3, the source of strength of a strategic attack is defined in terms of unity, not size. Explaining why the inner circle is seemly a tight group.

Now this is just a hint from Tubularsock of how things are being orchestrated but we may not like the tune.

Every few minutes the 24-hour news cycle whips up everything from the Russians are the cause of EVERYTHING to Vice President Pence doesn’t dine with women without his wife being present.

The important thing is to look a bit deeper because what seems to be HEADLINES is the least you have to worry about!

Now on the brighter side, you may not really want to know. That of course is very “normal” for the dysfunctional American family. Daddy is fucking his daughter but we all go to church on Sunday to keep up our “loving” family image in the community. That has been the modus operandi of the American public, as so obviously displayed on 9/11.

Oh sure, three buildings fell down at free fall speed into their own footprint and most of the “terrorist’s” were from Saudi Arabia ……… let’s bomb Afghanistan!

So all of this just goes to show you that the obvious is obvious but denial makes you feel better. THAT’S AMERICA FOR YOU!

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