ANOTHER ORGASMIC MOMENT FOR
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A TUBULARSOCK REALIZATION!
Posted: April 29, 2025 in classified documents, Conspiracy theory, dating, Diplomacy, ethics training, Gender reassignment,5
ANOTHER TRUMP SIEG HEIL MOMENT!
Posted: April 7, 2025 in AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, economics, EMPOLYMENT, ethics training, Neo-Nazi, President Tweet, Psychology
REP. JARED MOSKOWITZ — CUM NOW!
Posted: March 9, 2024 in 2024 Election, ALTERNATIVE FAKE NEWS TRUTH, America Asleep, bull shit as an art form, DEMOCRATS, ethics training, PsychologyTags: Psychology, REP. Jared Moskowitz
Rep. Jared Moskowitz —- cum now!
Tubularsock just loves gossip. And the dumbness of gossip makes it funny.
No matter how Harsh it happens to be.
And often gossip is wayyyy off the mark and that is where the REAL fun starts.
Florida’s Representative in Congress, Jared Moskowitz sent out the following “tweet”:
It was meant as a joke but he awakened to the fact that it was, according to him, “inappropriate”.
Boy oh boy, Jared you aren’t much fun!
But this is where Tubularsock comes to the rescue! And on a WHITE horse, of course!
Jared, you have to be more accurate about GrandPa Joe the walking cadaver.
Your “cartoon” would be much closer to the truth with this rendition:
Jared, PedaJoe would have been intimidated by your rendition!
Tubularsock’s rendition pins the tail on the donkey!
Don’t thank Tubularsock now and please consult Tubularsock so he can keep you on track.
Tubularsock is positive that your communications director will be behind both of us.
Oh. And in your spare time maybe you could stop Israel from continuing the current GENOCIDE!
ARE THEY KIDDING, “METAVERSE”? YOU’RE IN IT!
Posted: June 7, 2023 in 2024 Election, America Asleep, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, corruption, ethics training, MATRIX, PROPAGANDA, PsychologyTags: 2024 ELECTIONS, Psychology
Every morning Tubularsock religiously opens the computer and peruses the headlines and even from time to time reviews the headlines in an “old school” newspaper. And a “newspaper” is truly an oxymoron if there ever was one.
Have you ever noticed that there seems never to have ANY new “news” in a newspaper. Seriously.
It is the same old story regurgitated minute by minute ad nauseam. THAT is just the way it is and has ALWAYS been.
Even the ad’s don’t really change except whatever it is is BIGGER, FASTER, FANCIER than ever before. Oh. And for sure MORE EXPENSIVE even after the grandiose once in a lifetime discount!
And you can just jump right to your computer and the only difference is the shit hits the fan …. LIVE!
But now, APPLE has produced Apple’s goggles that are expected to be sleekly designed and capable of toggling between totally virtual or augmented options, a blend sometimes known as “mixed reality.” That flexibility also is sometimes called external reality, or XR for shorthand.
So now your “news” can jump right out at you and consume your senses giving you the “feeling” of BEING THERE! Now just how close to the killing Ukrainian children for democracy do you want to be?
BOOM!
And for only around $3000.00 those Apple’s Goggles can be yours!
Tubularsock has found himself living in “mixed reality” for as long as Tubularsock remembers and it has cost way more $$$’s.
And speaking of the collision of realities both Mike Pence and Dr. Cornel West have announced their decisions to run for President in 2024.
And truly ………. one could not get any Whiter or Blacker than Pence and West!
And honestly you could not get a tan to hold on Pence’s blank-white skin if you used a blowtorch!
Interesting they BOTH come from deep Christian values. Good luck with that!
AMERICA has LOST its values decades ago. Hence, the dilemma that we are in today.
What do we really stand for?
Tubularsock believes that even GOD has cashed in his chips with the U.S. population and headed to Vegas to get better odds of success!
But not all is lost.
There is always Rep. George Santos the epitome of American political ethical/moral behavior in the Halls of Congress.
The hilarious thing about this entire matter is Congress hasn’t noticed that Santos is the poster child for all the actions that Congress members have ALWAYS done. Just all wrapped into one!
Hey! Economical and good for ya!
There may be a hint of ethical behavior in Nancy Pelosi’s insider trading just so as to keep that tradition in play. Leave it to ol’ Nance to “hammer” that home.
And for being in more than one place at the same time the award goes to Diane Feinstein. And the fun part for us the onlookers we only imagine where Diane is at any given time.
And you have to give ol’ Joe the award for most falls in a pregame event. Joe, “takes a licking, but keeps on ticking” or at least so far.
AND IF NOT, DOOMSDAY’S KAMALA. And she is a real steal. Three for one! First African-American and first Asian-American. And to top it off the first woman as Vice President which only goes to show that the new “woke” nature of our society can scrape the bottom of the barrel and pay the price. Not to mention giving a bad name to African Americans, Asian Americans, and Women! ALL AT ONCE!
Well that’s America!
And this is where the metaverse comes in.
In the metaverse YOU can turn it off and remove your goggles and return to instant insanity and reenter our organized controlled folly.
Or you can wander around in the metaverse to your heart’s content and never come out and keep those goggles polished and be happy ever after.
TUBE ME UP, SCOTTY!
DUMP WON WHAT? MAYBE A TRUE STORY.
Posted: March 26, 2023 in 2024 Election, American Exceptionalism, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, corruption, Donald Trump, ethics training, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, Rule of LawTags: DONALD TRUMP, Psychology
Ok! Let’s go for it!
The Dump goes to jail after a wild and fun filled ride of American description, deception, disruption in the criminal injustice system.
The Orange Dump gets tossed into the clinker for 8 years.
And then the vote comes in full showing that Dump wins the 2024 Presidential Election in a total and complete LANDSLIDE!
Dump then gives himself a full pardon and moves from Federal Prison to a fancier Federal Prison which just has better perks!
Immediately Dump appoints Stormy Daniels as Secretary of State and Congress overwhelmingly approves the appointment being that Stormy already had a “head” start after years of servicing Congress.
Dump appoints Marjorie Taylor Greene as his new Press Secretary in addition to already being a House Representative for being so perfect with her verbal dexterity.
If anyone could explain The Dump’s policies it is Marjorie Taylor Greene! And the Press Corp already love her!
As for Secretary of Finance Dump picks an unknown named John Doe. A guy Dump met in the federal penitentiary who was in for life for Grand Larceny and Money Laundering. They had become best of friends. DOE IS A PERFECT FIT!
The list goes on only because there are so many cushy do nothing jobs in the Federal Bureaucracy and the revolving door is ALWAYS open. But let Tubularsock end job placement right here because Tubularsock is sure you get the point. And if you don’t, call Marjorie.
But hell ……….. it could be worse!
Kamala Harris, anyone?
IT’S NOT OVER UNTIL YOU FLUSH!
Posted: December 20, 2020 in 2020 ELECTION, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Donald Trump, ethics trainingTags: 2020 ELECTION, DONALD TRUMP, politics, Psychology, Rule of Law
IT’S NOT OVER UNTIL YOU FLUSH!
You know, Tubularsock can write about this total insane mess that we find ourselves until Hell freezes over and STILL it runs on like a full case of diarrhea!
So lets just get to the bottom line in a hurry so you can get back to dodging Covid.
Sure Tubularsock is thinking of you.
OH SURE THERE IS MORE TO SAY ………… BUT LATER.
BEWARE, TRUMPATITIS!
Posted: March 23, 2020 in 2020 ELECTION, Capitalism, Congress, Covid-19, Donald Trump, ethics training, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS
BEWARE, TRUMPATITIS!
One of the major signs of the deadly Trumpatitis is having the ability to bungle your job in huge and mind boggling ways and not being able to identify the problem while looking directly in the mirror!
On January 11th the first non travel case of Covid-19 was diagnosed in the U.S. and the Chinese Government sent out to the world the genome of the Covid-19 virus.
Within a week of that posting the Germans had produced the first diagnostic test for the disease.
By the end of February, the World Health Organization had shipped tests to almost sixty countries.
Yet the Trump Administration refused the WHO test and waited for the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to produce its own test.
THIS WAS ONE OF THE FIRST FAILURES OF THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION TO SLOW THE VIRUS IN THE U.S., according to vital-disease experts both within and without the Administration’s health agencies.
But hey ………. wayyyyyyyyyy before that, in April 2018, Dump’s Administration removed Tom Bossert along with his epidemic team from the Department Homeland Security and a month later reassigned Rear Adm. Timothy Ziemer and dissolved and shut down the entire global health security unit that was part of the National Security Council.
And surprise surprise, neither of the epidemic teams were replaced!
When Dump took office he inherited from Obummer a large and extremely capable group of disease prevention experts which helped guide Obummer through THREE epidemic/pandemic during his time in office.
Dump squandered this opportunity along with many others because of his petty little juvenile ego and has once again caused harm to a great number ……… pathetic, bungling, idiotic, stupid sad little man.
But why stop there?
Dump has been pushing for a 19% budget cut for the Center for Disease Control and Prevention ….. the agency currently tasked with preparing and responding to all outbreaks and serious health threats to our country.
As well as a 10% cut to “public health scientific services”, a 3% cut to “public health preparedness and response” and a 7% cut to global health programs.
And this is the guy who is running the show?
Tubularsock feels colloquially ………. he’s full of SHIT!
LIES WE LIVE BY: AMERICA
Posted: February 29, 2020 in 2020 ELECTION, America Asleep, American Dream, American Exceptionalism, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Bill Clinton, bull shit as an art form, CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM, Capitalism, China, Citizens United, Congress, corruption, debt, DEMOCRATS, Dick Cheney, Donald Trump, economics, Education, EMPOLYMENT, ENLIGHTENMENT, ethics training, Foreign Policy, George Bush, Hillary Clinton, Horse Shit and Bush, IRAQ, Joe Biden, Mental Health, New Green Deal, Obama, Pete Buttigieg, President Tweet, PRESIDENTIAL LEGACY, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, REPUBLICANS, Rigged Election, Ron Reagan, Rule of Law, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., VOTE, Voting, Wall Street, WARTags: Dick Cheney, DONALD TRUMP, George Bush, global arms trade, Hillary Clinton, Human Rights American Failure, middle-east, Psychology, Rule of Law
LIES WE LIVE BY: AMERICA
The main thing Tubularsock appreciates about OrangeDufus is that he has brought to the light what the United States has been hiding from its own citizens from its founding and this deception was and is to this day the deliberate fabrication that our country REALLY believes in and stands for Justice for all, Freedom for all, and a system that rewards the hard working with a future of prosperity for all.
And as for “moral” leadership? Just when did that EVER exist in our history?
Nope ……. never happened! And YOU know it and your neighbors know it but you push on believing it is true because IF IT IS NOT then who’s running things?
To Tubularsock, it is much like the entire 9/11 facade ……… the story of what occurred is a lie of the highest order but even today when it is brought up people will go the long way around the room to avoid facing the “possibility” that their government lied to them.
WHY? Simple. “If Daddy lies to me then who is in charge and who will PROTECT ME!
Even if the next day he beats me again.
And even more outrageous to Tubularsock and every THINKING person is that “OUR” government LIED us into the Korean War, the Vietnam War, the Iraq War to name the short list and the citizens will follow like sheep into the next one and even allow their children to die …………. FOR NOTHING. NOTHING!
It is tiring to watch but the fear and propaganda is fast and furious. And people worry about the fucking Russians ……… go fucking look in the mirror America! YES YOU!
And with all of that we are entering into the 2020 election and if you haven’t noticed, NOTHING HAS CHANGED!
The Roman Bread and Circus in form of the CELL PHONE and social media runs more shit faster than in any other time in the history of the world BUT the population may be dumber. Go figure.
And with G5, when in full operation, we’ll ALL have an ORANGE TAN like the OrangeDufus mixed with fried brains with soy sauce courtesy of Huawei!
And yet the beat goes on …………
And we have the OrangeDufus to thank for the exposing all of this on the obscene level because he is so unfiltered.
He is a TOTAL ASS (not a 1/2 ass) and “thinks” (always a questionable endeavor with him) that what he does is “normal”. A classic deranged mind on steroids.
As opposed to the Step-en-fetch-it Kneegrow, Obummer who talks the smooth jive but was a slave to wall street banks and the military industrial complex and was paid handsomely for bending over and taking it up the ass for the gipper!
And we can’t forget, the total imbecile BabyBush and his fucking CIA daddy for lying us into war with Iraq and destabilizing the entire Middle East using the EVIL PERSONIFIED Prick-Cheney as his lead homey! Fuck them both!
Or how about President Blue Stain Dress Slick Willy and his besty friend Jeffrey Epstein spending all that time on Petalphile Island. Presidential material for sure!
And not last and not least but Tubularsock just has to bring forth head up his ass Alzheimer-Ron. A low time low for presidential standards.
Does any of this point to why the U.S. has been on a rapid decline which may really end with the Dumb-Shit-OrangeDufus?
But what OrangeDufus has done for us is to highlight just how corrupt and dysfunctional the U.S. political establishment is and has been ALL ALONG.
And that is why Bernie is a breath of fresh air and the reason that his CHANGE IN DIRECTION is so frightening the the status quo.
The corporate Democraps will lose their corrupt grip on the system and so will the corrupt Republicant’s!
And you can tell just how scary it is because the Clinton/Obummer wing of the corporate Democraps are willing to let the OrangeDufus win rather than support Bernie!
WHY?
And the reason is as simple and as obvious.
With a Bernie win THEY lose power and the corrupt money they take along the way because they hold that power.
The Republicants are in the same boat!
You see, what we have here is THE CORRUPT DEALINGS of both as well as either/or parties: The Democraps and the Republican’ts and they trade back and forth the power so as to keep their corrupt government contracts and money flow.
Bernie is the monkey wrench in the gears of corruption and THAT is why both parties will do whatever necessary to stop Bernie and save THEIR gravy train. EVEN IF HE WINS!
And in the process ………. FUCK YOU MR. AND MRS. AND MISS AND MS. AND YOUR PRONOUN OF CHOICE AMERICA!
Now don’t get Tubularsock wrong here. Bernie has his own baggage. His total foreign policy record is not to the liking of Tubularsock BUT it is not out of line with what traditional American foreign policy has been …….. complete domination of the world!
No, Bernie’s strength lies in SOCIAL REFORM and fairness within the U.S. boarders.
Medicare4All, the Green New Deal, free public college, universal free child care and always the resounding chorus of “HOW DO WITH PAY FOR THIS?”
We pay for this the exact same way we pay for CONTINUOUS WAR! That’s how.
Ever notice that there is ALWAYS enough to bloat the Pentagon Budget but never enough for child care? Ever wonder why?
Simple answer: there is more profit for the few with WAR than helping the citizen with a chance to live a prosperous life. Think on this! It explains a lot!
NOW.
Even with a Bernie win (if that is even possible in a system of cheats and scoundrels) those who control the power are not going to give up nor are they going to roll over and play dead.
The powerful will stonewall the system BIG-TIME to prevent any changes where they lose power and PROFIT, period!
So IF Bernie does win, it will take those who elected him not to go back to sleep like American voters always do after an election (you know, “let daddy handle it from here”) but to stay active as a mass movement and support the changes needed aggressively.
Like: Shut down the system until it responds to the changes necessary for a free and fair DEMOCRACY!
Stop buying shit until change happens. Remember a loss of profit in this system speaks louder than photos of starving children!
Can this happen? Well, “Tubularsock Has A Dream”, and unlike other dreamers Tubularsock won’t be standing on any motel balconies any time soon.
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT.
Posted: February 8, 2020 in 2020 ELECTION, America Asleep, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Birth Control, corruption, DEMOCRATS, Donald Trump, ethics training, Impeachment, Ivanka Trump, Mitch McConnell, President Tweet, Prison, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, REPUBLICANS, Rigged Election, Rule of Law, Russia, Senate, Vladimir Putin, VotingTags: 2020 ELECTION, DONALD TRUMP, Hillary Clinton, politics, Psychology, relationships, Rule of Law, Russia
IN CASED YOU MISSED IT.
Tubularsock realizes that with all this impeachment drama which has only proven that OrangeFuck is as disgusting as we already knew but he just became more obvious to anyone with a brain.
And that his offspring running about on the campaign trail are a great example of what happens when you ejaculate into a jar and have to transfer those sperm into your wife’s vagina because she doesn’t want that “disgusting little thing” shoved into her body.
Well, deformed embryo happen as Ivanka, Eric, and Don Jr. PROVE!
THIS IS SCIENCE!
Oh my, Tubularsock if off topic again!
But may Tubularsock add, just that if Ivanka, Eric, and Don Jr. aren’t the BEST advertisement for abortion than NOTHING is!
But to the point.
While all this impeachment drama was playing out showing just how well the Republican’ts Party is willing to take it up their asses by bending over in almost unison for Dumps tiny ahhhh, member OTHER things were going on as well.
And Tubularsock has created a quick overview in case you may have missed it.
And as a favor to the non-reader American, Tubularsock has focused on pictures.
“Federally funded school lunches are about to get a lot less healthy”
https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2019/1/10/18177099/school-lunch-sonny-perdue-healthy-hunger-free-kids
And speaking of oversized PIGS, “Reporter says Mike Pompeo cursed and demanded she (CNN reporter) find Ukraine on a map after interview.”
https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/24/politics/mike-pompeo-interview-ukraine/index.html
And then just a message about on line dating for those who love to live life as a crap shoot.
And finally, Tubularsock just wants to blame the Russians! It is way easier than having to accept that it is the American population that is so fucking gullible! And our two party system are run by oligarchs NOT the citizens AND THE MONEY PROVES IT!
LIKE, WAKE THE FUCK UP, AMERICA!
Oh sure, Tubularsock has many more examples but like any political junkie, Tubularsock lost interest right after “ejaculate into a jar” had been unveiled .
CAUCUSED!
Posted: February 4, 2020 in 2020 ELECTION, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Bernie Sanders, Conspiracy theory, corruption, DEMOCRATS, Donald Trump, ethics training, IOWA CAUCUS, Obama, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, REPUBLICANS, Rule of Law, VOTE, VotingTags: barack obama, Bernie Sanders, DONALD TRUMP, Hillary Clinton, Psychology, Rule of Law
CAUCUSED!
Well isn’t it about time for another conspiracy theory?
Sure it is ……….. 
Barack Obummer has publicly stated that he would do whatever he could to keep Bernie Sanders from getting the Democraps Presidential nomination.
Killery Clinton has cast disparaging comments about Bernie Sanders and would not even venture a position on whether she would support Bernie Sanders if he did the get the Democraps nomination.
NOW REMEMBER they both are taking this stand in the FACE of a TRUMP WIN!
And if these two sleazeballs would not back Bernie Sanders if he got the nomination then what would that tell us about the Corporate Democraps?
A Tubularsock hint: THEY still make lots and lots of money with a Trump win. It is the regular people that lose!
In the final hours of the Iowa Caucus, Bernie Sanders’ momentum was shaping up FOR A WIN. Or at least that was what was reported.
And what is the best way to slow down an exciting and powerful momentum?
A computer glitch?
Huh. Funny that.
The company that was running the count was a company named 
So far so good.
And who is the head of Shadow?
Well, that would be Gerard Niemira who is a veteran of Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign.
And who is on the board of directors of Shadow?
David Plouffe, one of the chief architects of President Barack Obama’s campaigns.
Hmmmm. That Democrap Establishment. Are they at it again?
You remember: Disgraced former DNC chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz has admitted that the DNC rigged the primaries against Bernie Sanders in order to allow their favorite candidate to win. 
And YOU think Dump’s bad!
Well you know conspiracy ……… maybe yes, maybe no.
Tubularsock goes for YES! Those fuckers are at it again!
Tubularsock 