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Charlie Hebdo: FULL SPEED AHEAD!
Posted: January 14, 2015 in anti-Semitism, Charlie Hebdo, FBI TERRORISTS, FREEDOM, freedom of the press, NATO, NAZISM, Neo-Nazi, Psychology, RACISM, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., The Matrix, VaticanTags: al Qaeda, Charlie Hebdo, CIA, drones, Human Rights American Failure, middle-east, North Africa, Obama foreign policy, Psychology
Charlie Hebdo: FULL SPEED AHEAD!
Tubularsock has been mulling over this entire Charlie Hebdo cartoon mess.
It was truly fantastic to see people actually get off their butts and go to the streets in a statement of freedom of speech. And then Tubularsock realized that it was happening in France not the United States. So it isn’t as fantastic as it appears because the French have always gone to the streets in protests.
Years ago while Tubularsock was bopping around France he bumped into a huge protest in the streets of Paris himself. Tubularsock doesn’t speak French but he does drink French wine which gives him credibility in understanding.
The protest Tubularsock finally figured out was in favor of the French librarians being on strike.
No, you got that right ….. The French LIBRARIANS! (les bibliothécaires Français)
Tubularsock marveled at the size of the protest and was flabbergasted at the support for Librarians. WTF?
Leaving the protest and cutting through to smaller back streets Tubularsock ran smack into truck loads of the French military decked out in riot gear.
Come to find out street protest in France get out of hand often.
Side note: From that day forward Tubularsock has never had a library fine for late books. Librarians are a force to contend with! Some things just stick with you.
The French live in a cafe culture where people are out in the public sphere all the time and they know what is politically going on not only in France but in the world AND they express their opinion about it publicly.
And to see Voltaire’s statement being paraded about, “I may disagree with what you say but I’ll defend to the death your right to say it”, was music to Tubularsock’s core beliefs.
Which brings up some bottom line issues for Tubularsock.
Tubularsock really likes to at least attempt to take people as individuals and not as groups. On a one to one bases even an ass-hole has some good qualities. So grouping people as “All Moslems, All Jews, All Christians, All Atheists” doesn’t really make too much sense if you want to understand somebody else that isn’t like you.
And when “All Moslems, All Jews, All Christians, All Atheists” are grouped like that then usually they are grouped so as to ascribe some negative aspect to them. Not that you can’t dig some shit up about all of them but in general people are individuals.
That is where some issues come up that Tubularsock is attempting to explore.
Charlie Hebdo cartoons have always covered everyone across the board and make satirical positions whether using cartoons or words to push their view. And hell satire is funny.
But why is it that in France as Chris Hedges points out, “. . . a Holocaust denier, or someone who denies the Armenian genocide, can be imprisoned for a year and forced to pay a $60,000 fine. It is a criminal act in France to mock the Holocaust the way Charlie Hebdo mocked Islam.”
Why is that?
And Hedges continues to point out that, “French high school students must be taught about the Nazi persecution of the Jews, but these same students read almost nothing in their textbooks about the widespread French atrocities, including a death toll among Algerians that some sources set at more than 1 million, in the Algerian war for independence against colonial France.”
Why is that?
And just why is it that the media seemed to have missed the 2000 Nigerian, mostly women and children” that were slaughtered by Boko Haram the Islamist group and focused all their attention on the Paris attack.
Well Tubularsock does find Russell Brand’s explanation having some merit. Brand says that we (Western peoples) can identify with the Paris attack because we live in that type of environment ourselves while a “village” seems a stretch to identify with because it is not familiar. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg8Y0WpbfZw)
Why is that?
Have we as a people EVER really had the ability to walk in the other guys moccasins?
Tubularsock thinks not ………
And the reason Tubularsock thinks not is because if we had that ability we a long time ago would have stopped this constant killing and taking other peoples life, liberty and pursuit of happiness!
It appears to Tubularsock as institutions “All Moslems, All Jews, All Christians, All Atheists” have all created reason why walking in the other guys moccasins is of value but continue in reality to justify killing so as to grab those moccasins off their dead feet!
Now Tubularsock is not interested in taking a stand and walking out on the end of the limb without it being a true stand for a core belief. Tubularsock is not interested in riling people up without a good reason. Of course, in truth, Tubularsock can ALWAYS find a good reason. And Tubularsock can go off the deep end for the fun of it as well.
But poking someone with a stick doesn’t usually get a positive understanding in return.
Charlie Hebdo did a lot of anti-Muslim theme cartoons but they did a lot of anti-Pope cartoons and anti-political cartoons. They would have gone after the Jews but didn’t …. as Carlos Latuff, the Arab Brazilian freelance political cartoonist, so aptly conveys the double standard below:
You just have to remember if they make fun of YOU it’s not funny. If they make fun of THEM it’s funny.
Well Tubularsock can stretch his emotional view across this entire divide.
Tubularsock believes, the world as we know it is such a painful place that we should not rile people up. Just let them believe as they wish. But then again Tubularsock believes, fuck all that maybe a cartoon depicting Allah as a pile of pig shit will settle it.
And those extreme views rattle around in Tubularsock’s head ALL THE TIME!
But more to the point ……. Tubularsock doesn’t have a bone to pick with Allah or God, or Mohammad, or Jesus, or Buddha for that matter. No, Tubularsock leaves all the fantasy manipulations to Disney.
Tubularsock has a bone to pick with the ignorant Air Force Captain who reads his Bible and then climbs into his jet and bombs the fuck out of his fellow humans beings.
Tubularsock has a bone to pick with that ignorant mujahid who reads his Koran and then marches off to bomb the fuck out of all those who don’t believe as he does.
Tubularsock has a bone to pick with the governments that play the ignorant to achieve domination over others.
But most of all Tubularsock has a bone to pick with all those who don’t realize that we are all one …….. now how fucking simple is that?
This entire Charlie Hebdo cartoon mess falls back to that playground scene most everyone who went to grade school has witnessed.
You know ……. “if you step over that line I’ll punch you”.
And what ALWAYS happens?
Yep.
And just like the playground scene there are the background players who egg each side on.
And Tubularsock still has the 10 year old stance when it comes to being “warned” not to do something. Tubularsock’s “adult-self” likes to be reasonable and rational about decision making but confronted with that WARNING/THREAT from anyone over anything and Tubularsock ALWAYS jumps to his 10 year old self.
Now Tubularsock would like at this point to say that he had overcome his 10 year old response for his adult-self response. But in truth the only thing that has changed is that when someone gives that WARNING/THREAT Tubularsock steps back three paces. Not to take an adult appraisal of the situation but to give himself more speed as he head butts the fucker.
Well, so much for all those anger management sessions.
Just when will mankind wake up and say enough? You know the answer as well as Tubularsock and that is why Tubularsock just happens to be selling bulletproof vests.
CHANGING CHANGELESS CHANGE?
Posted: January 4, 2015 in Advertising, America Asleep, American Dream, American Exceptionalism, Bull Shit, Delusional, Destiny, FREEDOM, New Year?, Psychology, psychomania, The Matrix, VOTETags: bull shit, current-events, lies, mind frame, Psychology, time
CHANGING CHANGELESS CHANGE?
I guess Tubularsock holds a grudge.
Enjoying the sun coming through Tubularsock’s top floor corner office windows in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA Tubularsock sits and ponders as he often does each new year.
Tubularsock’s observation is simple. What the fuck is new about a new year? What has changed from 11:59 to 12 midnight that would warrant the hype?
And depending on where you are on planet earth when that 11:59 to 12 midnight happens are at different fucking times. So in Istanbul when the partying starts New Yorkers are still waiting for this illusionary time to arrive for them and by the time it arrives in Oakland, CA well …… fuck it! It’s old time. Tubularsock has gone to bed. Tubularsock doesn’t like to wait!
But that isn’t why Tubularsock holds a grudge which he still clings to from the top of this page.
Tubularsock’s second observation is why doesn’t change change? EVERYONE pontificates that change is, change will, or change won’t change.
But what are they talking about?
For example, some people “change jobs” but they still get up in the morning and eat their breakfast on the run. Catch the bus or drive their car or ride their bike to the “changed job”. They still get a break or at least take a break mid-morning, have lunch on the run, and end up in a cool bar to drink after work to complain to whoever else have survived another work job day. So where’s the change.
How about political change …… no Tubularsock isn’t trying to be humorous here.
We are led to believe we elect a President but where does he/she or it come from to run for President. Really, raise your hand if you have ever known a President as a personal friend. See! Where do they really come from?
Well, they all say they come from a groundswell. So does that mean that we are all dirt?
They all say they want to change Washington and the Nation but who gets the advantage of that change or more to the point does it even change?
Because you are dirt you get to pick A or B. There is no C,D,E,or F. Only A or B and in truth they are the same.
Stop, Tubularsock knows the argument. So don’t give me all that shit about how important electing one of these two jerks is our sacred right as citizens. If no one showed up to vote one of the two jerks would be President anyway. And there are some individuals who know right now who that will be!
A or B all have gone to the same schools, join the same clubs, hang out with the same whores (sorry, meant escorts), are on the same board of directors, use the same PR firms, use the same political advisors, snort the best cocaine, smoke Cuban cigars or use them as sexual objects (talking to you Bill) and are always intwined with the CIA in some manner.
But none of that is why Tubularsock is holding a grudge.
And then do we really want change?
Most people get their groove on when they are young and try to play it out the rest of their lives for better or for worse.
Death is the ultimate game changer of change. As is divorce, illness, and children.
Shit happens along the way and change is usually the culprit!
How you end up playing the new hand you are dealt is what makes change good for you or bad for you. It is really a crap-shoot.
So is change good or bad is a moot point …….. change is.
So why is Tubularsock carrying this grudge all this time you may ask?
Simple! What we see isn’t what we get and what we get isn’t what we see.
That is how life’s hologram works.
Tubularsock doesn’t know whether you realize this or not BUT nobody was asked if they wanted to be here ……..
Nobody gets to choose their parents.
Their culture.
Their religion or belief structure.
Their social position.
No, YOU WERE TRAINED INTO ALL THAT.
Even to the point that A NEW YEAR is like some kind of new beginning, a starting point.
IT’S NOT! It is a trained mind frame that you live from because you have been trained to do that.
That is why Tubularsock holds this grudge. NO ONE ASKED HIM!
And that is why Tubularsock sits in his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington D.C. from Oakland, CA.
Some shit is just difficult to believe.
TUBULARSOCK SAYS: NO FLY ZONE
Posted: January 3, 2015 in CIA TERRORISTS, Drones, FBI TERRORISTS, Flight MH17, George Bush, Iran, IRAQ, Joe Biden, John Kerry, Joint Chiefs, Kim Kardashian, NATO, No Fly Zone, Obama, RACISM, Russia, SYRIA, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., The Matrix, Ukraine, Vladimir PutinTags: barack obama, CIA, drones, global arms trade, Human Rights American Failure, libya, middle-east, no fly zone, North Africa, Obama foreign policy, terrorism
BROKEN NEWS: SUSPICIOUS
Posted: December 30, 2014 in ART, Bull Shit, Crop Circles, Mental Health, Obama, Psychology, Stuxnet, The MatrixTags: barack obama, bull shit, Crop Circles
Breaking News …….. CornWhelm, GB
A Tube-Circle was reported early this morning according to the Greater-lessor CornWhelm Independent Gazette.
A known source that was not authorized to discuss this field phenomena stated on site of this remarkable Tube-Circle, “That is TERRIFYING!!!! TERRIFYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”.
The local people were in awe of this new development in the Crop-Circle experience.
“I’ze seen not’en lik this before”, James Cornwell who lives in South CornWhelm stated, “Th’m Crop-Circle is ok’d but THIS has gone too fer.”
Tee shirts and Kettle-Corn venders were taking advantage of the up-tic in living rubber-neckers that caused traffic-havoc on Dirt Road 7.
This is a breaking story. And Tubularsock News and Notary Services will repair it as it breaks.
Over-looking official reports …… President Obummer said, “The North Koreans hackless community is responsible for this Tube-Circle. Using their one computer they directed a laser beam from space and burned this Tube-Circle into existence.”
Many members of Congress have formed a bipartisan committee to meet to discuss forming a committee on Tube-Circles. Even though there has only been one.
Several members of Congress were amazed to find that Great Britain was not part of the United States and that they had no jurisdiction in that area.
Immediately Congress formed a bipartisan committee to meet to discuss forming a committee on “humanitarianly” bombing Great Britain into submission.
If you are holding your breath for more of this breaking news …….. you are going to die!
TUBULARSOCK SAYS: THE 1% WAR.
Posted: December 8, 2014 in Afghanistan, America Asleep, American Exceptionalism, Assad, Bagdad, boots on the ground, BRADLEY MANNING, CIA TERRORISTS, Crimea, Diane Feinstein, Dick Cheney, Don Rumfeld, Drones, Flight MH17, George Bush, Guantanamo, IRAQ, ISIS, ISRAEL, John McCain, Joint Chiefs, JULY 4TH, NATO, Neo-Nazi, NSA, Obama, Oil, REPUBLICANS, Russia, Stuxnet, SYRIA, TED CRUZ, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., The Matrix, torture, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War CriminalsTags: al Qaeda, barack obama, Benghazi, CIA, Diane Feinstein, Dick Cheney, drones, global arms trade, Human Rights American Failure, John McCain, middle-east, North Africa, Obama foreign policy, Putin, Russia, terrorism, Ukraine, war, world peace treaty
FERGUSON PERSPECTIVE
Posted: November 25, 2014 in American Exceptionalism, Ferguson, MISSOURI, MO, Obama, POLICE MILITARIZATION, The MatrixTags: barack obama, Civil Rights, Ferguson, Human Rights American Failure, Molotov, politics
Ferguson Perspective
Now Tubularsock noticed that many Oakland businesses were bringing down the plywood off the store front windows downtown. A bit optimistic from Tubularsock’s point of view.
Tubularsock has viewed and participated in many protests of different types dating back to the ’60’s and if Tube was going to create a protest, well ……. there are very easy ways to close down any city with just a handful of people. Yet, to date the organizers seem not to think outside the box.
And Tubularsock’s tactics do not include direct violence or direct confrontation with police. Nor does it include property damage. But the end result …….. bedlam!
So enough strategic logistics for now.
Tubularsock is safe in his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA and wants to discuss some Ferguson shit.
First and for-most EVERYONE knew the outcome of the Grand Jury decision on the day they were called to start to deliberate. In THIS society the only way this decision would have been different would have been perhaps if the cop had been black and the kid had been white.
But lets look at the built in biases in the system ………….
Now the Grand Jury for the Ferguson incident was comprised of nine whites and three blacks. Of that there was one black man and two black women on the panel, and six white men and three white women.
Now for the St Louis County area this breakdown fits the demographics. But for Ferguson the black population is significantly larger.
But more importantly at least nine votes were required to indict Wilson. Interesting, 9 whites, 3 blacks funny how that worked out.
A Grand Jury meets in secret, a standard practice for such proceedings. And the District Attorney presents the “facts” of the case and directs who will be called as witnesses and all other matters.
A District Attorney really can get anybody indicted for anything, because there’s no representative for the defense in the proceedings and the jury hears only the state’s evidence.
As Glenn Jones, an attorney with the Athens branch of the Ohio Public Defender’s office puts it, “It’s shooting fish in a barrel”. And Former New York state Chief Judge Sol Wachtler famously remarked that a prosecutor could persuade a grand jury to “indict a ham sandwich.”
But what happens if the District Attorney DOESN’T want an indictment?
Bob McCulloch is pro-cop. His mother, brother, uncle, and cousin all worked for the St Louis police department and if that isn’t enough to question his ability to present a fair case to the Grand Jury then the fact that McCulloch’s police officer father was killed in the line of duty by a black man should give one pause.
McCulloch has called “irrelevant,” his fathers death affecting his decision making process in the Brown case.
But if you take into consideration that Bob McCulloch was 12 years old when his father was shot and killed by a black man ………… well, ask a psychiatrist or psychologist about an impact of such a violent, shocking experience on a 12 year old.
Irrelevant, bull shit!
But if you look at the judicial system as a whole you’ll find that Grand Juries overwhelmingly indict cases brought in front of them. Unless they deal with questionable police misconduct and then as a whole you’ll find that it is incredibly rare for a Grand Jury to indict a police officer.
A Grand Jury of “good citizens” tend to trust the police and even when the “facts” show possible guilt they will disregard the evidence because of their bias toward police.
When you add a jury’s bias into a situation like Ferguson where McCulloch’s background leans toward the police and thereby causes him to not really present a compelling case against Officer Wilson, whether consciously or unconsciously then the outcome is clear before the process even begins.
Justice was not served and don’t expect it to get any better except when enough white people get kicked around and wake up to the police state mentality that has allowed Blacks and Latinos to be fucked over because nobody’s looking!
But it will have to affect wealthier whites because poor whites aren’t worth shit either.
And what if ……… it is all a false flag operation? The old colonial tactic of divide and conquer.
If the “underclasses” woke up to the fact that they have more in common with each other than differences then some butt could start to be kicked! But without enlightened common organization the division between people will continue to be exploited.
Oh but first everyone has to get up off their big fat American asses and go to the streets!
Maybe tomorrow …………… there’s a rerun of Father Knows Best on the TV and then a frozen pizza. Bon appetit!
MITIGATING EVIL
Posted: October 17, 2014 in Abu Bakr Al-Bagdadi, Afghanistan, Assad, Bagdad, Bandar bin Sultan, boots on the ground, Bull Shit, CHEMICAL WEAPONS, CIA TERRORISTS, Diane Feinstein, Dick Cheney, Don Rumfeld, Drones, economics, FBI TERRORISTS, Guantanamo, Iran, IRAQ, ISIS, ISRAEL, James Clapper, Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian, Neo-Nazi, NSA, Obama, Oil, Russia, Russia-Syria Chemicals, SYRIA, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., The Matrix, torture, UkraineTags: al Qaeda, barack obama, CIA, Dick Cheney, drones, global arms trade, Human Rights American Failure, Kim Kardashian, middle-east, Putin, Russia, Syria, terrorism, Ukraine
You know Tubularsock has been thinking about ISIS because Tubularsock doesn’t know what action is the patriotic thing to do.
Too much thinking CAN spoil the broth.
ISIS on the one hand is the evil of all evils. Or is that Dick Cheney? God! I get them so confused. ISIS on the other hand is the creation of the US, UK, and Israeli intelligence apparatus or at least that is what has been revealed by the leaked NSA documents by Edward Snowden. (Thanks Ed.)
The US, UK, and Israeli intelligence apparatus created a strategy known as the hornet’s nest in order to attract the fundamentalists from around the world to Syria to overthrow Assad’s Government.
Now does Tubularsock support ISIS because America created them or does Tubularsock not support ISIS because they are the most evil of evils, except for Dick Cheney? What would a real patriot do?
You see the U.S. wants a U.S.-friendly government in Syria. You know like a puppet government that would not cooperate with Iran and block the oil pipeline that is being built. If the Assad government had gone along with the U.S. and did their bidding then Syria would be classified as a wonderful world government. You know like Israel, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and Kuwait all with police state governments. But that works for the United States much like the newly American created neo-nazi government now in the Ukraine.
The United States support of oppressive governments is done because it’s GOOD FOR BUSINESS but the mantra has always been that we are doing this to BRING DEMOCRACY to the people.
You guessed it ……. the mantra, in truth, goes like this:
BULL SHIT, BULL SHIT, BULL SHIT, BULL SHIT, BULL SHIT, BULL SHIT, BULL SHIT …
Try it …………… no, aloud. It’s got great rhythm like most truth does.
Now anyone who is just this side of mental retardation knows all this already. But Tubularsock likes to keep his eye on the prize and that is that repetition keeps the facts from falling down that sucking rabbit hole. You see once the news cycle spins the bull shit to scare you then they move on and funny thing ……. they don’t review. Especially when the “new facts” show that the stories being pushed are FALSE. It’s called propaganda.
Which brings Tubularsock to this, that may have been skipped over by the maimed-streamed-media. A document released by NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden revealed that Ibrahim al Samarrai AKA Abu Bakr al Baghdadi, the man who leads ISIS, is an intelligence asset. Well imagine that!
An Intelligence Asset? You know, a CIA patsy. And he is the guy that is leading this evil of all evil (besides Dick Cheney) military operation.
Funny story, Abu Bakr al Baghdadi was radicalized by the 2003 invasion of Iraq and was captured in 2005 and spent four years in the United States’ Camp Bucca where he was constantly humiliated by the American forces much like the torture and humiliation conducted at Abu Ghraib Prison.
So here we have exactly why attacking and bombing isn’t effective. By doing it it only creates more terrorists and humiliation is a very powerful factor in solidifying resolve.
It has been reported that ISIS has grown in number by over 6000 since the beginning of this American bombing escapade. Now exactly what is it about the reality that bombing and drones create MORE terrorists that the Western mind doesn’t seem to understand?
It was reported around September 8th that Abu Bakr al Baghdadi had been killed by the American bombing but it still hasn’t been officially confirmed. But even if this is true Tubularsock hopes we don’t have to go through that same silly game that we did with Osama bin Laden’s death —— do you recall, he was reported “confirmed-dead” seven times! And now that he is reported at the bottom of the sea we still can’t say for sure that he isn’t hiding out in Geneva, Switzerland.
And did “killing” bin Laden even matter to al Qaeda? Nope!
And if true, will Abu Bakr al Baghdadi death matter to ISIS? Nope!
And if someone on Halloween reaches into Dick Cheney’s chest cavity and rips out his previously-owned heart and eats it ……… will that end evil? Well, Tubularsock thinks it may be a good start!
TUBULARSOCK SAYS: FOREIGN POLICY?
Posted: October 15, 2014 in Advertising, Afghanistan, American Exceptionalism, Assad, Bagdad, Bandar bin Sultan, boots on the ground, Bull Shit, Chemical Warfare, CIA Drugs, CIA TERRORISTS, Cuba, CYBER-ATTACKS, Death Valley Days, Diane Feinstein, Dick Cheney, Economy, FBI, FBI TERRORISTS, Flight MH17, freedom of the press, Guantanamo, GUATEMALA, Iran, IRAQ, ISIS, ISRAEL, Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian, Michelle Obama, Neo-Nazi, NSA, Obama, Oil, PALESTINIANS, Russia, SYRIA, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., The Matrix, torture, U.S. General's ethics, War CriminalsTags: al Qaeda, barack obama, bull shit, CIA, Dick Cheney, drones, Human Rights American Failure, middle-east, NSA, Obama foreign policy, Rule of Law, Russia, Syria, terrorism, Ukraine
THE KHORASAN GROUP, SCARED YET: BOO-M!
Posted: October 2, 2014 in Afghanistan, Assad, Bagdad, boots on the ground, CHEMICAL WEAPONS, CIA TERRORISTS, FBI TERRORISTS, Iran, Iran Revolutionary Guard, IRAQ, ISIS, ISRAEL, James Clapper, Joe Biden, John Kerry, Joint Chiefs, NATO, NSA, Obama, Oil, SYRIA, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., The Matrix, torture, U.S. General's ethicsTags: al Qaeda, Benghazi, Big Oil, Bradley Manning, CIA, Diane Feinstein, Dick Cheney, global arms trade, Human Rights American Failure, John McCain, middle-east, NSA, Obama foreign policy, Syria, terrorism
Tubularsock has JUST figured it out!
And now let Tubularsock say it before others …… “thank you Tubularsock!”
Well, Tubularsock has many hats, sort of speak, and then with cleaning the bunker and all, well it took some time to figure it out ……….
Anyway ………
Even after you figure it out it’s not without confusion.
Now there is al Qaeda, and al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula, and al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb and ISIL, Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (Islamic State) or ISIS, Islamic State in Iraq and Syria or DAIISH (or DIISH or DAISH) the group’s name in Arabic al dawla al islamiyye f’il iraq w’al sham …….. aren’t acronyms fun?
The last three are the same group which is confusing in the first place.
And then the Al-Nusra Front, and Al-Shabaab, and 63 others on the United States terrorists list.
But the new kid on the block is the Khorasan group. Oh yea!
And they don’t even appear on the terrorist list!
The Pentagon said that they were “seasoned al Qaeda veterans”!
AND these battle-hardened al Qaeda fighters travelled from Afghanistan, Pakistan and elsewhere to Syria allegedly to plot several attacks on American interests.
And GET SCARED because the leader of this band of merry men is Muhsin al-Fadhli, a designated terrorist and apparent 9/11 insider who received advance notification that terrorists would strike the United States on September 11, 2001, along with George W. Bush, Condoleezza Rice, Dick Cheney, the CIA, the FBI, the Mossad, the SVR (the Russian Foreign Intelligence Service), the Saudi Intelligence Agency and some Israeli “students” who were taking pictures and jumping for joy as it was happening.
But Muhsin al-Fadhli is no longer with us because our bomb attack wiped him out! Or that is what the “social-media” has been reporting.
But Susan Rice, the U.S. National Security Advisor stated, “We can’t confirm that at this stage. We’ve seen reports on social media to that effect. We will continue to look for signs as to whether or not that’s, in fact, the case.”
So you can see that EXTREME EVIL may be impervious to death no matter if the bombing mission cost us $500 million dollars!
Now don’t you worry. Remember in our last escapade when we would kill the worst of the worst al Qaeda leader only to discovery that a new leader would appear and we’d kill him and then the next ……
Well, trust Tubularsock on this, there are plenty to go around!
And as for the “FACT” that these seasoned battle-hardened al Qaeda fighters that make up the Khorasan group are sitting all together to be bomb is got to be amazing when we were lead to believe by Dick Cheney that the “worst of the worst” of al Qaeda were locked up in Guantanamo.
Wow, just who can one believe?
Anyway ……. there is plenty of fear to go around.
You see Muhsin al-Fadhli is/was being trained by the SCARIEST OF SCARIEST bomb maker that the world has ever known, Ibrahim al-Asiri !!!!!!
Ibrahim al-Asiri was the “chief” bomb maker of al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula.
He was responsible for making the bomb that was used in the “2009 Christmas Day bomb plot” in which the Nigerian passenger, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, attempted to set off plastic explosives sewn to his underwear.
The result was Abdulmutallab burnt his dick but the bomb failed!
And then Ibrahim al-Asiri also made the bombs for the “2010 cargo plane bomb plot” in which plastic explosives and a detonating mechanism, were found on separate cargo planes. The plastic explosives were hidden in a printer cartridges in each plane.
These bombs were never detonated but were discovered as a result of intelligence received from Saudi Arabia’s security network.
So this is all the work of the MASTERMIND BOMB MAKER attacking the United States. Three bombs no explosions.
Scared yet?
Well Ibrahim al-Asiri did have one, kind-of successful, bomb that he made detonate.
And that is the one where he took the plastic explosives and shoved them up the “rectum” of his 23 year old brother, Abdullah al-Asiri. Abdullah then detonated himself in an attempt to assassinate Muhammad bin Nayef, the Saudi deputy minister of Interior but he detonated his plastic-explosive-rectum-device by cell phone too early and Nayef was only slightly injured.
Needless to say Abdullah did not fair as well. Could it be that he dialed the wrong number?
So what we have here is a hint that the al-Asiri family aren’t the brightest crayons in the box. One brother can’t make a workable bomb except the one he put up his younger brother’s rectum.
And the younger brother who has his head up his ass even to agree to having plastic explosives shoved in his butt!
Yet, Ibrahim is the guy that is helping the now blown up Khorasan group to make bombs.
What is wrong with this picture?
And to make matters worse if you remember the “Christmas Bomber” was escorted onto that passenger fight without being run through security and without a passport! Say What!
So this is the MASTERMIND BOMB MAKER that has frightened the United States to bomb the Khorasan group?
But that isn’t the only bombing that has occurred due to Ibrahim and his bomb making attempts. Last year a CIA drone strike took out Ahmed Said Saad, a Syrian medical doctor who had been working with Ibrahim on his experiments.
You see, the rectum-bomb worked, it actually blew-up! So Ibrahim teamed up with Ahmed Said Saad (a medical doctor) before the CIA droned him and according to U.S. officials succeeded in developing a bomb that can be surgically implanted inside the human body. The military refers to such a weapon as a “surgically implanted improvised explosive device,” or SIIED. …….. aren’t acronyms fun?
So the plan is that radicalized Westerners who have Western passports will be implanted with these implanted bombs and blow themselves up within the United States.
And to think that Ibrahim al-Asiri, dropped out of his chemistry class in college which just goes to show you that “a little knowledge is a dangerous thing”.
Anyway this is what Tubularsock has figured out. The solution to these deadly human weapons. And how to detonate them BEFORE they cause damage to others.
Well we could take the old fashion approach and just stop bombing people so as not to make MORE terrorists but sane approaches are not respected due to the simple fact that by doing that huge profits would have to be forfeited …… need Tubularsock say more?
An approach needs to be expensive, wasteful, and secret because that is the only way the public will believe they are safe.
Now Tubularsock is used to being ridiculed and persecuted for his futuristic ideas but that has never stopped him before. Mockery and derision is always directed at those on the cutting edge.
And huge profit? …….. Tubularsock can get behind that but only because saving the nation is the only patriotic priority.
Now if you would care to invest in Tubularsock’s new venture just send a check, cash, bit coin, a goat, a pick-up truck, a bushel of non-GMO corn to:
New Technology Mega Data Implementation, Ltd.
333 Underground Bunker
Secret City, CA 66633-5484
Now here is the expensive, wasteful, and secret plan. WARNING, it is in code.
Now Tubularsock has estimated that there are “X” number of terrorists.
The NSA has EVERYBODY’S cell phone number.
The number of terrorists with cell phones are “XY”
The number of non-terrorist with cell phones are “Z”
Are you still following this? Don’t you have something better to do with your time?
X – XY= WYZ
Z – WXZ= HZYU The exact number of terrorists using cell phones.
Or something like that ………
So NTMDI, Ltd. will call every “HZYU” every six minutes ( the seventh minute we rest).
So if a terrorist is in the process of carrying a SIIED he’d explode ……
And NTMDI, Ltd would charge $3.00 per call to the government or NTMDI, Ltd + HZYU = a fucking great deal of $$$$$$$$. ………. Aren’t acronyms fun?
What do you think? Brilliant or what?
Ok, bottom line …… the U.S. Government will fall for this and if Tubularsock can get enough Congressmen/women to fall for this WE (my investors) will be catapulted into the 1%!
Hell, we’ll even be able to use the United States Senate’s Gym to do push-ups!
Save the accolades for later ……. cash is preferred!
Tubularsock 