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TRUMP’S POSITION ON **PAT**

Well you have finally figured out by now, mostly due to the up to the minute maimed-steamed-press that Trump has “issues”. Dah.

Now you may be under the impression that PAT is another one of those “trade-treaties” or something. But NO it is not a trade treaty but it is still a fundamental platform in Trump’s belief system.

PAT = Pussy, Ass, Tits !

This week we, as a nation, have been exposed to more crap about who the real Trump happens to be but is he any different than any other locker-room-bull-shitter except that he’ll shout it from the rooftops?

It reminds Tubularsock of that line that parents say on Thanksgiving after Uncle Fred says aloud, “She’s a fucking bitch!”. The parents turn to their children and say, “Now those are grown-up words that children shouldn’t say.”

{an aside: The children later are heard saying to one another, “What the fuck are mom and dad talking shit, like we haven’t heard that fucking shit before?”}

Now of course EVERYONE has shown appropriate SHOCK and are all disgusted about Trump acting out ……. how is this news again?

It might be necessary to remind everyone of a basic truth that seems to have been set aside and replaced with “shock and awe” and that basic truth is that, males linger in the adolescent-mind much longer than admitted.

Men tend to “think” about SEX or more like the “IDEA of sex” at about the 14-16 year old level. And for a huge majority of men that IDEA OF SEX remains until death!

That is what Viagra is all about folks!

Now many have stated that Trump’s sexual statements are NOT PRESIDENTIAL .

But really is that true?

To explore YOUR inner view Tubularsock has created this Social Science Test for you to take so as to expose YOUR …….. “Inner Male” (yes, women may take this test as well to explore your “yang” side).

Look at this photo of three former Presidents ………….
Look closely at their eyes and their demeanor.

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Now, what are they discussing.

  1. FOREIGN POLICY

2. TITS AND ASS

YOUR ANSWER WILL BE CONFIDENTIAL, SO REPORT IN THE COMMENTS BELOW.

Tubularsock thanks you for supporting SCIENCE.

And remember, Social Science has the word Science in it. And SCIENCE is never wrong!

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CHANGE?

Now Tubularsock knows that you know that the election game is rigged. And you know that the American public really doesn’t care because to really care one would have to take some responsibility. So staying in the “dream” — of America is great — is all this fantasy requires.

Now Trump supporters are basically limited in “smarts” and really don’t think much past the next state fair caravel ride.

And Clinton supporters are more highly educated which only goes to show just how poor the educational system has become. They too prefer a ride but more often than not it’s in a Prius. But with all their “smarts” they still “believe” that their vote counts for something.

And then there are the greater part of the American electorate that is being tricked into voting for Hillary on the bases of FEAR alone. They don’t like her BUT they are afraid of Trump!

REALLY?

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For generations now the old adage has been thrust forward every four years that YOU HAVE TO VOTE FOR THE LESSER OF THE TWO EVILS that are running. And people have done just that until this election! WE HAVE BOTH EVILS ……. now there is a dilemma for you.

It’s just simple math really. If you divide EVIL in half to just short of infinity, well you reach this point in time. So here we are!

So what if …………………… You vote for EVIL in the name of Trump? Would that break the mold?

Americans have voted for the lessor of the two evils for years and look where that has gotten us ………….

So a vote for Trump is a vote for change! Tubularsock would just like to see how BAD THAT COULD BE.

Seriously, the only real difference in the complete decline would only be slowed by a tiny bit with Same-As-It-Ever-Was-Hillary as opposed to a complete collapse immediately with Look-Out-It’s-Falling-Trump.

The advantage is that the rebuild could be sooner. Tubularsock is always so positive.

As for Tubularsock, a vote for Jill Stein and the Green Party is the direction that Tubularsock can believe in. There is REAL change in direction in what the Green Party stands for but Americans would rather go down with their ship.

Tubularsock can’t wait to “. . . groove in the rubble.”

 

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After this last imbecilic-travesty-on-truth known as a “debate” The Donald prided himself on NOT going after Bill Clinton’s infidelity because Chelsea was in the audience. All heart that Donald!

But really what more could be said about the Clinton’s infidelity and as rumor has it it worked both ways …… SO?

Well, Tubularsock does wonder about all that “protecting women rights” bull shit Hillary comes up with …. well except the women fucked over by Bill, in more ways than one.

Tubularsock has bigger questions about what is happening in the White House RIGHT NOW!

And Tubularsock HAS PICTURES!!!

 

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It is all in the way you look at it. Now isn’t it?

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LA LA LAND AMERICA!

Well reality TV at its dumbest was the first presidential debate. Tubularsock didn’t capitalize presidential because it would deem it with respect. Fuck That (capitalized).

Tubularsock usually can’t stand to watch trivia-shows and doesn’t have a TV BUT a very good friend came to Tubularsock’s Bunker (see Bunker Tour if you are new to Tubularsock) and begged Tubularsock to tape this crap so it could be seen by my friend later in the evening after work.

Well Tubularsock, all heart as well as brains, had to quickly rig up a system to pull off that task. Looking more like a NSA setup for spying rather than recording this “debate”, a misnomer if there ever was one, Tubularsock set up a microphone and placed it in front of his very large speakers and used his tuner to tune into the radio broadcast from NPR.

Then connected the microphone to the computer and opened GarageBand (a Mac app) and recorded the program’s sound.

Then found a “live stream” of the “debate” from the Washington Post and turned off the sound so as to only view the picture which due to a slow internet connection during “high-peak” usage spent more time with a “spinning wheel” than picture. The delay time ran about four to seven minutes which was funny because as the goofballs started to speak on NPR the Washington Post stream pictured only two empty podiums. WHICH TO TUBULARSOCK WAS THE ONLY SIGN OF TRUTH FOR THE NEXT NINETY MINUTES!

Now Tubularsock know you techies will have questions about this set up but don’t ask. A. It’s not important and B. The reason for this round about way was the only option under NSA guidelines.

So the major question Tubularsock has after this imbecilic-travesty-on-truth that was presented as a “debate” is:

WHAT FUCKING PLANET ARE THESE PEOPLE FROM?

And even worse ……… are the messed-up-media-spinners and the opinionated brain dead American public THAT STUPID?????????

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It is really beyond rational comprehension. These two political-clowns represent “LEADERSHIP” to the American populous? Really?

You know that old well used statement of Albert Einstein comes into play once again,

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That being said ……….. the fanatic-fanciful-fantasy  continues.

 

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Now the debate is on and the circus that NEVER STOPS GIVING has moved up down THREE notches.

The Clinton campaign has invited Mark Cuban to sit in the front row of the debates as Killery’s guest. If you aren’t hip to Mark Cuban he’s a brash billionaire who has taken it upon himself to publicly shame Trump throughout the 2016 campaign. You know, stuff about Trump not releasing his tax returns and the facts of how Trump is in truth a very poor businessman.

Well, just what was the Killary Campaign thinking?

One really should know that you don’t want to one-up a sleaze like Trump but the Killary Campaign aren’t all that smart it appears.

Trump has now invited former Bill Clinton mistress Gennifer Flowers, offering her a seat right next to Cuban. COULD IT GET BETTER THAN THAT?

Yep, it can!

“When Juanita Broaddrick heard Bill Clinton’s mistress Gennifer Flowers could be attending the first presidential debate as Donald Trump’s guest, she says that might be an opportunity she would welcome, too.” (The American Mirror 9/25/16)

You remember Juanita don’t you? Juanita Broaddrick accused the then-Arkansas Attorney General Bill Clinton of raping her in a Little Rock hotel room in 1978 while he was campaigning for governor.

From Juanita’s point of view she believes that her presence at the debate would bring attention to the fact that Killary “. . . is not for women’s rights when it comes to Bill Clinton’s victims”! And she would remind Killary’s supporters how Killary, “. . . covered up and attacked so many women her husband sexually abused and had affairs with”.

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So now Tubularsock is just waiting for a front row seat for Monica!

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You know how it goes with ALL political discourse. A promise made isn’t a promise because you have to understand the double-speak that is used in ALL political dialogue. Hillary NEVER said she didn’t support TPP she said she didn’t support TPP *** AS WRITTEN *** which means that she will pass TPP as soon as she takes office! (That’s if Obummer and Congress doesn’t sell out the American public sooner!)

AND EVERYONE KNOWS THIS!

This is only brought up by Tubularsock because it is ……. same as it ever was ……..! And when “labor” starts to bemoan this obvious development Tubularsock just wants to be able to say …… Tubularsock Told You So, Dumb Fucks!

But hey, you can always move to Bangladesh if you want a fucking job. So look at the bright side.

But if it was only jobs …….. who cares? But the environmental devastation and the free ride of the corporate order all will fuck things up but hey The Clinton Foundation will make out well so ………

Tubularsock has put in an order recently through Amazon with Space God, Inc. for a huge asteroid to hit Washington, D.C. during a full session of Congress. It was a pretty god deal because postage and handling was FREE!

 

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9/11 REVISITED … AGAIN SO SOON?

Posted: September 19, 2016 in Uncategorized

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9/11 REVISITED … AGAIN SO SOON?

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TUBULARSOCK SEES CLEARLY ……..

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DO ONTO OTHERS?

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Now many of you may not have seen this view. The photo was taken from inside Trump Tower looking out from the lobby. Oh sure you are going ask, “How did Tubularsock get into the Trump Tower lobby?” Well, “. . . we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns – the ones we don’t know we don’t know” and it is the unknown unknowns that would answer that question!

Now that Tubularsock has cleared up that question, the rest is known.

Tubularsock was invited, just this morning, by Don, to donate $3.00 and maybe win a chance to have dinner with him. BUT, Tubularsock had to donate his $3.00 within the next 24 hours! Decisions, decisions. Don also made it clear to Tubularsock that Hillary charges $250,000.00 for a chance to have dinner with her and hear her “. . . belittle and write off as “deplorable” humans who don’t belong in her America”.

Well, Tubularsock was taken by Don’s statement that, “Unlike Hillary, I want to hear your concerns. I want to hear your ideas. I want to hear your vision for a freer, safer, and more prosperous America. Now join me, Friend, as my special guest for dinner at our next fundraiser.”

So you can see that being a Friend of Donnie brings Tubularsock into the inner circle!

So Tubularsock dressed accordingly and headed over to the Trump Tower …….. yes Tubularsock is excited!

 

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