TUBULARSOCK SEES CLEARLY ……..
DO ONTO OTHERS?
Posted: September 15, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, Don Rumfeld, Donald TrumpTags: 2016 Presidential Election, DONALD TRUMP
DO ONTO OTHERS?
Now many of you may not have seen this view. The photo was taken from inside Trump Tower looking out from the lobby. Oh sure you are going ask, “How did Tubularsock get into the Trump Tower lobby?” Well, “. . . we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns – the ones we don’t know we don’t know” and it is the unknown unknowns that would answer that question!
Now that Tubularsock has cleared up that question, the rest is known.
Tubularsock was invited, just this morning, by Don, to donate $3.00 and maybe win a chance to have dinner with him. BUT, Tubularsock had to donate his $3.00 within the next 24 hours! Decisions, decisions. Don also made it clear to Tubularsock that Hillary charges $250,000.00 for a chance to have dinner with her and hear her “. . . belittle and write off as “deplorable” humans who don’t belong in her America”.
Well, Tubularsock was taken by Don’s statement that, “Unlike Hillary, I want to hear your concerns. I want to hear your ideas. I want to hear your vision for a freer, safer, and more prosperous America. Now join me, Friend, as my special guest for dinner at our next fundraiser.”
So you can see that being a Friend of Donnie brings Tubularsock into the inner circle!
So Tubularsock dressed accordingly and headed over to the Trump Tower …….. yes Tubularsock is excited!
ROAD TO THE PRESIDENCY 2016
Posted: September 12, 2016 in 2016 Presidential ElectionTags: 2016 Presidential Election
Now Tubularsock knows that people are always sometimes interested in the makings of a political career. And it is a job that is a wonderful permanent temporary position for the individual who is looking for an expansive contracting position in life which is openly closed to any creatively mundane purpose.
By popular demand Tubularsock was asked to help the hoi polloi understand how they too could become President of the United States of America some day.
And the best way to expose explain the process is by providing DIRECT EXPERIENCE of the intricacies of the political process by using Tubularsock’s OWN, on going, campaign as a boilerplate of the political process.
Therefore, when you are ready to be enlightened, enter NOW into the catacombs of the political process. And as you proceed do be careful of the loose and decaying bones of Ghosts of Campaigns Past. Tippecanoe and Tubularsock Too! Go ahead, sing along!
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TUBULARSOCK POLITICAL TREATISE: ROAD TO THE PRESIDENCY 2016
15 Years. . . Happy Birthday 9/11
Posted: September 10, 2016 in 9/11, Afghanistan, America Asleep, ARCHITECTURE, CIA TERRORISTS, Dick Cheney, Don Rumfeld, ESPIONAGE, Extraordinary Rendition, FBI TERRORISTS, Foreign Policy, George Bush, Henrey Kissinger, IRAQ, ISRAEL, MATRIX, Oil, Psychology, RUDY GIULIANI, September 11, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., torture, WAR CRIMES, Wolfowitz DoctrineTags: CIA, Dick Cheney, George Bush, Human Rights American Failure, middle-east, Psychology, terrorism
15 Years … Happy Birthday 9/11
No really, 9/11 wasn’t an INSIDE JOB … it was an out-sourced job … The United States out-sources ALL it’s terrorist activities! It’s the American Way!
THE FRUSTRATION OF TERRORISM
Posted: September 9, 2016 in 9/11, Psychology, Terrorism, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S.Tags: 911, Psychology, terrorism
You know, whatever one does there are always downsides to a job well done. And those downsides usually lead to a lack of confidence and a bit of depression. But don’t let it get you down! If you first don’t succeed, try, try again. And the upside if you are a terrorist is that when you do succeed you have reached the pinnacle of your job cycle. Congratulations. (cue the balloons)
TAKE IT ALL OFF?
Posted: September 7, 2016 in American Exceptionalism, Burkini, Fashion, FRENCH LAW, WOMEN ISSUESTags: Burkini, Fashion, France, Rule of Law
TAKE IT ALL OFF?
Tubularsock was sitting around his Top-floor corner office in Tubularsock’s Underground Bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see BUNKER TOUR) pondering ….. What has made the French so stupid NOW?
No, Tubularsock isn’t going as far as “Freedom-Fries” like the brain dead Bush Administration Congress. French Fries are still tops on Tubularsock’s culinary menu. Well, EXCEPT for the ones served with the prix fixe McDonald’s menu on the Champ-Élysées ! Sometimes American Exceptionalism doesn’t translate!
Tubularsock has always loved his visits to France and found the French people delightful. Even years ago when so many felt that the French had a shitty attitude toward foreign tourists. Tubularsock, speaks no French except, “Ne touchez pas le chien, il mord !” ( Don’t touch the dog, he bites!)
And the only reason Tubularsock learned that phrase was, well Tubularsock’s Yorkie, Gizmo, would bite people if they tried to pet him …… and even with Tubularsock’s fluent-limited-French, four Frenchmen and two French women got themselves bitten by Gizmo.
The great thing was none of them blamed Gizmo or Tubularsock but apologized for not following the warning. And took full responsibility for their action. Unlike Americans who would have blamed the dog’s owner and attempted to sue.
So Tubularsock has been taken surprised by this French reaction to, of all things, the Burkini! What’s with that?
Manuel Valls, the French Prime Minister has stated that the New York Times has painted an “unacceptable” picture of France with a recent article about discrimination against Muslim women.
France previously banned the headscarf from all state schools in 2004 and former President Nicolas Sarkozy banned the niqab – or a full faced veil – from all public places in 2011.
And now, the Burkini!
The reason, “. . . the swimwear still poses a risk to public order.”
So, armed French police officers are shown in photos forcing women to remove their burkinis on beaches. And the humor of all that is not missed on Tubularsock because topless sunbathing on beaches is allowed just not clothed sunbathing! SO FRENCH!
Now all of these rules, according to Prime Minister Valls, have been created so that women don’t have to “. . . live under the yoke of a chauvinist order. The female body is neither pure nor impure; it is the female body. It does not need to be hidden to protect against some kind of temptation.”
But it’s the French government’s chauvinist order that is well, ahh, chauvinist as well!
And of course, it is all in the eye of the beholder. The 1905 French constitution guarantees the freedom of religion and freedom to exercise it. However the original text MADE NO REFERENCE TO CLOTHING.
And if Tubularsock recalls, neither does the U.S. Constitution.
Tubularsock wonders if the wearing a kippah (skullcap) is outlawed in public in France. Does anyone know? Should be, Tubularsock assumes, because of the “. . . posed risk to public order”.
Traditionally, Jewish men and boys wear the kippah at all times, a symbol of their awareness of, and submission to, a “higher” entity.
Another chauvinist position handed down from on high!
But in truth, this is all too funny to Tubularsock. Somehow having women more nude rather than less just seems to be at the heart of the matter chauvinist but maybe it’s just Tubularsock.
Tubularsock has always hated “dress codes”! Public Order be damned!
TUBULARSOCK’S BIG BANG THEORY
Posted: September 5, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, America Asleep, American Exceptionalism, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, WAR, War CriminalsTags: 2016 Presidential Election, DONALD TRUMP, Hillary Clinton, Putin, war
TUBULARSOCK’S BIG BANG THEORY
Ever the optimist, Tubularsock was just thinking of the future of the United States’ leadership and insanity. It is rather nice to have both of these concepts wrapped up in one package. And then we can tie it in a bow of annihilation and the package is complete. Just think, Christmas early. Excited yet?
MONEY, MONEY EVERYWHERE!
Posted: August 30, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, Donald TrumpTags: 2016 Presidential Election, DONALD TRUMP
MONEY, MONEY EVERYWHERE
As many of you know, Tubularsock loves everyone and Tubularsock gets along with everyone. Tubularsock is a businessman and by being a businessman Tubularsock gets along with everyone! Even Mexican waiters! AND SO DOES DONALD TRUMP or so he keeps repeating. And no one practices that old adage, “if you throw enough shit on the wall ….. some of it will stick”, better than Donald Trump!
And so when Tubularsock received an urgent email from Eric Trump letting Tubularsock know that his father would match ANY donation Tubularsock made toward his father’s campaign Tubularsock was so excited! And hey ….. no pressure but it has to be made by tomorrow by 11:59 PM so as to hit their goal before the FEC deadline. And to help this along Don HIMSELF is “. . . putting his money where his mouth is by writing a $1 MILLION MATCHING CHECK toward [their] $10 million end-of-month goal”.
And if that wasn’t enough Eric reminded Tubularsock that “I [Eric] run my foundation based upon the principles that my father taught me: honesty, integrity, values.” And what better set of values could there be for a father to pass on to his son? It just shows you that HONESTY PAYS.
So being an honest businessman Tubularsock gave Don a minus $10,000.00. That way Tubularsock figures that matching a minus = $10,000.00 paid to Tubularsock in matching funds. So now, Tubularsock receives the $10,000.00 which brings the minus $10,000.00, Tubularsock gave to Don, back to ZERO and we are all equal.
So to collect Tubularsock went right to where that $10,000.00 should be able to be remove from Tubularsock’s account!
Wish Tubularsock luck!
And sure, Tubularsock will teach YOU the “NEW MATH”. Just send big stacks of unmarked Franklin’s in a brown paper bag to:
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TRUMP-A-SCARE
Posted: August 26, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, 9/11, America Asleep, American Exceptionalism, Donald Trump, Drones, Hillary Clinton, ISIS, MATRIX, Obama, WAR CRIMES, War CriminalsTags: 2016 Presidential Election, barack obama, DONALD TRUMP, drones, Hillary Clinton, Obama foreign policy, Psychology
TRUMP-A-SCARE
It’s not that Tubularsock expects a great realization from the brain-dead Democraps. Many are still convincing themselves that Bozo-With-Black-Face has done so well and could have done even better if the Republicants hadn’t blocked him at every turn.
Just how much better could bailing out Wall Street, Handing Health Care over to Corporate Profit and Droning all those brown men, women and children have gone?
Bozo-With-Black-Face bent over ever time the White Corporate Elite called for trade treaties that gutted the middle class and wasted the poor. And then even went as far as reprimanding the Black youth in 2008 with his famous “brothers should pull up their pants”! Talking about the Black calling the kettle Black ……….
But now we are about to step into a “new” Democrap for President. Just how many turds constitutes a flotilla?
It really is depressing for Tubularsock to even think how stupid the population of the U.S. really happens to be and all generated by FEAR, of course.
“Oh my, I don’t like Hillary BUT WE CAN’T LET TRUMP WIN!”, is the rallying cry.
REALLY?
Is this what it’s all about? And did this all become this way just by chance?
The creepier and crazier Trump becomes the higher the FEAR LEVEL. Tubularsock would suggest that Homeland Security should re-instate those Threat-Level-Warnings.
You remember, “The Homeland Security Advisory System that morphed into The National Terrorism Advisory System in 2011 while the press always called it THE TERROR ALERT LEVEL.
Well come to find out a new system has been created and Tubularsock discovered this updated HILLARYLAND SECURITY system version. This system was leaked with the DNC email hack and Tubularsock is bringing it to the light of day. The Democraps use the system to control their message when necessary and to scare the American public when necessary. Say ……….. like November?
Now remember, this is a COLORED CODED system so as to shift to RACIST MODE when necessary. The reason should be obvious and shows just how handy the updated system could be for this orchestrated current crisis.
Remember America ……… if you’re not scared THEY can’t control you. So you stay scared. That is why Trump was invented!
CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM
Posted: August 25, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM, corruption, Donald Trump, economics, Hillary ClintonTags: 2016 Presidential Election, CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM, DONALD TRUMP, Hillary Clinton
CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM
……… and why it’s not working
Tubularsock 