SAVED AGAIN!
It is perfect. Our American “leaders” are out to “protect” us again!
And where do they rush to ban travel from but Syria, Iraq, Iran, Libya, Somalia, Yemen and Sudan?
All countries, with the exception of Iran, that THE U.S. HAVE BOMBED! And Iran has been advertised for years TO BE BOMBED!
So once again the U.S. Governmental “leaders” send the cavalry in the WRONG DIRECTION. And pump up and puff out their chests like something meaningful has been accomplished!
On 9/11, 15 Saudi Arabian Terrorists, 2 United Arab Emirates Terrorists, 1 Egyptian Terrorist and 1 Lebanese Terrorist attacked New York and killed close to 3000 people.
So did we RETALIATE by bombing the United Arab Emirates or Saudi Arabia?
OR Egypt? Lebanon?
NO!
The United States RETALIATED by attacking AFGHANISTAN and we are still attacking Afghanistan.
And then we took our mighty JUSTICE and started a war with IRAQ!
NOW THAT IS WHAT TUBULARSOCK CALLS LEADERSHIP!
Yep. Our country just HAS TO get the Academy Award THIS YEAR for BEST AT BEING WORSE!
Sure there are a lot of supporting actors that have helped this on its way and Tubularsock would be amiss if he didn’t thank Pathetic George and his sidekick Tortured Cheney. Hey, you live with fucking Lynn for five minutes and you’d be tortured too. But he likes it! Beat me, beat me.
And sure there was known-unknown Donnie, and brain dead Condo, old blue douchebag Barbara who does have to be given some credit for spawning Pathetic George. It is a little known alternate fact that Tubularsock is mean-spiritedly making up on the spot, that Pathetic George was really aborted and was left on the Capitol steps only to found by a wandering-cheney and brought to life.
Oh my how Tubularsock has digressed.
There also was Step-En-Fetch-It-Hope-And-Change-Obummer who lulled the lost back to the possibility of changing the direction of our country only to take a HUGE SHIT on their heads that was so convincing that they all rallied around the Wicked-Bitch-From-The-West-Hillary who promised “MORE OF THE SAME SHIT”.
And just as luck would have it THE RUSSIANS SAVED US!
Well the maimed stream press seems to be promoting a different slant to their alternate-fact news but Tubularsock is going with his own alternate facts.
Which leads us to OUR very own ……….. President Orange Tweeter Feed!
My my my ……….. the child in the oval office.
Oh look, oh look ……… gosh, POTF can sign his name.
Oh another signing, another crayon.
Oh, oh, hold up your work. It’s so pretty. Good job!
The GREAT thing about having America Great Again is that now the DEPLORABLES have someone to believe in.
Now the brain-dead “liberals” had step-en-fetch-it and now the brain-dead deplorables have Orangie-Tweet-Boy. See how GREAT America has become! Just like Leave It To Beaver.
So with supporting actors like those and a 15 BILLION DOLLAR WALL Americans deserve the Academy Award!
Hell, Thelma and Louise isn’t the only movie that can GO OVER THE EDGE!
See you at the bottom.
Tubularsock 