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THE DEEP SHIT!

Now the CIA has reported “someone in the CIA happens to believe that just maybe for certain that the DEEP STATE has hired an agent to orchestrate and develop a top secret project known, by ONLY real insiders, as ORANGE BLOSUM MATRIX.” (this is science!)

Now Tubularsock has word from the NY Times that they know almost for sure, kind of, that their CIA contact has substantiated that the Russians may be aware of this top secret project and that Putin HIMSELF may be at his desk RIGHT NOW hacking into Twitter for the truth!

The Washington Post, a subsidiary of the CIA, has gone on to say that all the facts if they had any would be correct! Not to be undone by the NY Times, The Post has made up their own fake news by paraphrasing a known CIA custodian who has categorically stated that he’ll be “cleaning this up!”. Which is all the news necessary to know the Russians did something nefarious.

So it is up to Tubularsock, “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news.” to come to the rescue of real Truth with a capital T!

Now Tubularsock can not substantiate this top secret, “for your eyes only” actual unaltered photo that many feel has a resemblance to Tubularsock himself. Tubularsock has gone on record at 331/3 and stated that he does have a new part time job.

That being said it is best not to speak of the matter. And this unaltered photo will self destruct in three seconds.

Or as that CIA custodian is often quoted, “You’re in deep shit if you speak deep state”.
But for deep dish pizza call John Podesta.

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Ok ……….. President Elect Tweet isn’t Laural and Hardy……… YET!
But looking at his minions …… Holy Shit, as the Pope would say.

But what does he stand for?

So far President Elect Tweet has changed his position on torture because he talked with Four Star General James N. Mattis and Mattis said, “(He) found more value in building trust and rewarding cooperation with terrorism suspects: “‘Give me a pack of cigarettes and a couple of beers, and I’ll do better.’”(NY Times)

On the link between human activity and climate change Tweet now says, “I think there is some connectivity … it depends on how much.” Now on the surface that doesn’t seem like much of a change but it is a MAJOR change from “. . . climate change was(is) a hoax fabricated by the Chinese”.

 

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President-elect Donald Tweet will not pursue an investigation into Hillary Clinton’s use of a private email server. Or anything else about the Clintons. This is a rather significant change of position from, “I will say this: Hillary Clinton has to go to jail, ok ? She has to go to jail, phony hit job. She’s guilty as hell.”

And then there’s OBAMACARE …….. from get rid of it to making legal changes made to President Obama’s Affordable Care Act.

AND NOW Tweet is distancing himself from the alt-right movement as its white supremacist members claim his election as a boon for their agenda.
“I disavow and condemn them,” Tweet said Tuesday (11/22/16) during a wide-ranging interview with staff members of The New York Times.

AND THE WALL? Well, it may have to be scaled back a bit and just not be as long or high or maybe not at all.

And all this is where Tubularsock see some possibility of “hope and change” with President Elect Tweet ….. yes it is slight ……. very slight but a crack enough for possibly some “light” to get in.

We shall see ……… proceed but stay low because the ricochet may be risky.

But really, there is something refreshing about a person that can change direction when new information is presented and not be stopped by being wrong and refuse to change out of looking bad. On the contrary, President Elect Tweet views himself as NEVER WRONG about anything. Whatever position he holds that minute is CORRECT until it is not and then the exact opposite may be CORRECT. But DURING THE TIME he holds a position he is RIGHT!

And not only RIGHT but the GREATEST RIGHT you have ever witnessed bar none!

Now it can’t get better than that ………..

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THE CHARADE OF SHIT

Well things ARE as bad as you think. And Tubularsock believes that a case could be made for voting PUTIN FOR PRESIDENT.

You see, we as Americans, have been propagandized to believe that Putin is not “trust worthy”. But the proof is so much less daunting than the FACT that both Hillary and Trump are ABSOLUTELY NOT TRUST WORTHY!

So you may want to look into that political direction if you vote at all.

In an overview of all three debates one finds that you really don’t know ANYTHING about anything. And that is exactly the way it is set up to do. Give you a show and keep the lights off!

If it was meant to be really informative and issued centered then ALL political parties would have a place at the table. Tubularsock has discussed this ad nauseam.

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People are seldom swayed by “debates” as they are set up. It’s like a sports team.

A fan goes into a game with a predisposition for THEIR TEAM and no matter how well they do or how badly they do SELDOM to NEVER does the fan say, “I’m changing teams”.

So what is the purpose for a debate especially when ALL the questions are known by the candidates beforehand EVEN WHEN THEY TELL YOU THEY’RE NOT?

Well, nothing is done in this country without promoting our core value. And that is to make money.

CBS was asking $200,000 to $225,000 for a 30-second spot during its post-debate coverage —

The Clinton campaign announced it had at least $30 million earmarked for digital ads.

But IT IS NOT EVEN IN THE BALL PARK which shows that it doesn’t even have the draw of your local sports team when one discovers that the advertising rate for a spot at the Super Bowl this year was $5 million!

But that is all understandable when you look at it. Either one of these candidates could blow up the world ……. and that’s scary. SOOOO, let’s watch football!

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THE ONLY PROBLEM

The only problem with the Presidential debate is that there is nothing to debate.

When a debate is conducted WITHIN THE LIE there are no possible solutions because there ARE NO intended solutions.

THE LIE IS the purpose and driving principle and that is why there is no intended solution.

All these Presidential “debates” are conducted within a closed box of false ideas and thereby provide an endless loop which appears to be confronted with different plans and solutions but because the entire premises is a lie all this process provides is endless delusion.

And that is why it “feels” like you have heard it all before … you have.

Because the lie is on going.

Now what does Tubularsock mean when he says LIE?

The easiest way to explain it is using a HUGE CHOCOLATE BAR. Who get the big chunks and who get the small chunks and who get the crumbs?

Within this huge chocolate bar there are a handful of nuts. In this campaign cycle if you haven’t identified the “nuts” yet, set this blog post aside and go shopping.

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For those remaining, let Tubularsock continue.

You see the entire bubble that Americans live within is the lie that has been perpetrated on us from birth …….. we are NOT “good people” as Hillary pontificated last night.

“Good People” don’t allow their leaders to burn people to death with napalm or blow people to pieces with cluster bombs or drop two atomic bombs on men, women, and children and rain death down upon other human beings with drones!

“Good people” don’t fall asleep to the fact that this nation was founded on the mass genocide of the Indigenous Peoples of North America and thereby stealing their land and destroying their culture.

“Good People” don’t allow slavery and degradation of people.

“Good People” don’t allow torture and solitary confinement of people!

And “good people” don’t continue to support endless wars of domination of OTHER PEOPLE’S natural resources in order to sustain a false lifestyle of wealth and prosperity.

BUT WE HAVE AND WE DO! And that is not a sign of “good people”!

We are a very selfish and self centered people and with all of this wealth around us we are still a desperate and unhappy people.

Drug abuse and the murder of each other doesn’t convey a Happy People.

Being absorbed into the latest electronic device helps sustain a barrier to real relationships and thereby intensify isolation from “other” which doesn’t convey a Happy People.

AND FEAR ……. fear appears to be the cornerstone of our past and current existence and doesn’t convey a Happy People.
Now all of this self-centeredness keeps us focused on attempting to hold onto the “stuff” that we have because along with everything else we have be taught that who we are is defined by what we’ve got!

And that may be the underpinning of the entire LIE.

YOU ARE NOT WHAT YOU’VE GOT!

You are a single independent being with enormous creative abilities.
And you are free ………….

Start from that premise and your world will change!

A LIE ONLY WORKS IF YOU BELIEVE IT!

om shanti shanti shanti, dudes and dudesses!

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It appears that “the people” will fall for anything.

People that don’t have a pot to piss in will stumble over each other to support people who don’t relate to them and that don’t give a shit about them.

It is depressing to watch.

Hillary?

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Donald and Melania?

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And “the people” somehow believe EVERY FOUR YEARS that these fuckers even care for their plight and cheer them into power where “the blind eye of those elected” continue to vote against the people’s interest.

And just like clock work the next election season repeats this process and “the people” remember just how much they got screwed AGAIN but then return to exactly the same cycle by voting these same criminals back into office!

Tubularsock calls it THE DUMB FUCK’S PARADE, ……. CUE THE BALLOONS!

 

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THE HOUSE OF USHERESQUE

Tubularsock has finally figured out what this horrendous horrible mess of this election represents ……. and Edgar Allan Poe warned us years ago …… but OH, NO …. we didn’t pay attention! We didn’t listen.

We have entered the House Of Usheresque. Sure, we didn’t have to enter and really should have known as soon as we approached the door to the castle not to but we did. A “dead” give-away was the color and consistency of the moat which had to be the result of another BP Oil spill.

But all oil disaster leaks are promised to be cleaned up as good as new and we still believe THAT, so of course we’ll enter the castle. Besides there is a storm raising hell outside created, WE ARE TOLD, by the Russians so in we go.

Now as we enter we are confronted with something far more scary than Edgar Allen Poe and Vincent Price we meet THE TWINS …. Hillary and Donnie. BE SCARED, BE REALLY REALLY SCARED.

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You see, and most Americans don’t, Hillary and Donnie are the same side of the same coin. In America there is only one side … it’s the illusion of a “two” party system!

They are both corrupt ad nauseam, they are both pro-war, they are both bad sex jokes, and the worst part for Tubularsock, THEIR VOICES!

Four years having to listen to either of those voices and Tubularsock may transform into a full time ghoul!

Now let’s look at the “TWINS”.

They, to Tubularsock, represent the FULL SPECTRUM of the lie that is the United States of America.

What is with this “holier than thou“ shit spewing from the politicians, the media, and the public. What the fuck?

Donald Trump IS AMERICA unleashed.

Donald Trump states that “we should torture” ….. the response is outrage.

But we do and have tortured as a NATIONAL POLICY! Anyone held responsible? It is a war crime, you know. Anyone held responsible? No really, anyone held responsible? Gosh, let’s look forward ………..

So exactly, what is this outrage about when Donnie says it?

Donald Trump objectifies women ….. the response is outrage.

But our culture objectifies women …… why is that woman draped all over that car in every ad? What are all those “beauty pageants” all about. Women on parade in bikinis with high heels? Give Tubularsock a break! And high heels …. according to fashion gurus “high heels lift the woman’s ass”! Enough said! What the fuck does Playboy Magazine in every barbershop represent?

So exactly, what is the outrage about when Donnie says it?

Donald Trump states that the system is rigged! ….. the response is ridicule.

But it is TOTALLY rigged! Just look at the “investigation” into the Kennedy murder, the King murder, and the 9/11 murders ….. no Tubularsock means LOOK!!!

But Americans prefer to live within the hypocrisy rather than face it. So they live and support THE LIE THAT IS AMERICA and they teach their children to “fit-in”!

And as one follows all the crap Trump says you’ll find America’s shadow-side. The difference is that Hillary is the FAKE side of American hypocrisy.

And Hillary can support Guantanamo and its torture until she doesn’t.

Hillary can ridicule and demean all the women Bill fucked and raped and still champion “feminism”.

Hillary can email out “TOP SECRET” information but condemns Edward Snowden as a traitor.

Hillary can take bribes disguised as “speaking engagements” from Wall Street and the Military Industrial Complex and condemn Trump as a bad businessman.

And Hillary can be against all those trade treaties until AFTER she’s elected.

So what we have within The House Of Usheresque is the phantasm of America coupled with the psychological view that the twins represent two aspects of one personality.

That being said, Tubularsock can now rest in his tomb until nightfall within Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA. (see:Bunker Tour)

Sweet dreams …………….

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CHANGE?

Now Tubularsock knows that you know that the election game is rigged. And you know that the American public really doesn’t care because to really care one would have to take some responsibility. So staying in the “dream” — of America is great — is all this fantasy requires.

Now Trump supporters are basically limited in “smarts” and really don’t think much past the next state fair caravel ride.

And Clinton supporters are more highly educated which only goes to show just how poor the educational system has become. They too prefer a ride but more often than not it’s in a Prius. But with all their “smarts” they still “believe” that their vote counts for something.

And then there are the greater part of the American electorate that is being tricked into voting for Hillary on the bases of FEAR alone. They don’t like her BUT they are afraid of Trump!

REALLY?

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For generations now the old adage has been thrust forward every four years that YOU HAVE TO VOTE FOR THE LESSER OF THE TWO EVILS that are running. And people have done just that until this election! WE HAVE BOTH EVILS ……. now there is a dilemma for you.

It’s just simple math really. If you divide EVIL in half to just short of infinity, well you reach this point in time. So here we are!

So what if …………………… You vote for EVIL in the name of Trump? Would that break the mold?

Americans have voted for the lessor of the two evils for years and look where that has gotten us ………….

So a vote for Trump is a vote for change! Tubularsock would just like to see how BAD THAT COULD BE.

Seriously, the only real difference in the complete decline would only be slowed by a tiny bit with Same-As-It-Ever-Was-Hillary as opposed to a complete collapse immediately with Look-Out-It’s-Falling-Trump.

The advantage is that the rebuild could be sooner. Tubularsock is always so positive.

As for Tubularsock, a vote for Jill Stein and the Green Party is the direction that Tubularsock can believe in. There is REAL change in direction in what the Green Party stands for but Americans would rather go down with their ship.

Tubularsock can’t wait to “. . . groove in the rubble.”

 

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LA LA LAND AMERICA!

Well reality TV at its dumbest was the first presidential debate. Tubularsock didn’t capitalize presidential because it would deem it with respect. Fuck That (capitalized).

Tubularsock usually can’t stand to watch trivia-shows and doesn’t have a TV BUT a very good friend came to Tubularsock’s Bunker (see Bunker Tour if you are new to Tubularsock) and begged Tubularsock to tape this crap so it could be seen by my friend later in the evening after work.

Well Tubularsock, all heart as well as brains, had to quickly rig up a system to pull off that task. Looking more like a NSA setup for spying rather than recording this “debate”, a misnomer if there ever was one, Tubularsock set up a microphone and placed it in front of his very large speakers and used his tuner to tune into the radio broadcast from NPR.

Then connected the microphone to the computer and opened GarageBand (a Mac app) and recorded the program’s sound.

Then found a “live stream” of the “debate” from the Washington Post and turned off the sound so as to only view the picture which due to a slow internet connection during “high-peak” usage spent more time with a “spinning wheel” than picture. The delay time ran about four to seven minutes which was funny because as the goofballs started to speak on NPR the Washington Post stream pictured only two empty podiums. WHICH TO TUBULARSOCK WAS THE ONLY SIGN OF TRUTH FOR THE NEXT NINETY MINUTES!

Now Tubularsock know you techies will have questions about this set up but don’t ask. A. It’s not important and B. The reason for this round about way was the only option under NSA guidelines.

So the major question Tubularsock has after this imbecilic-travesty-on-truth that was presented as a “debate” is:

WHAT FUCKING PLANET ARE THESE PEOPLE FROM?

And even worse ……… are the messed-up-media-spinners and the opinionated brain dead American public THAT STUPID?????????

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It is really beyond rational comprehension. These two political-clowns represent “LEADERSHIP” to the American populous? Really?

You know that old well used statement of Albert Einstein comes into play once again,

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That being said ……….. the fanatic-fanciful-fantasy  continues.

 

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