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THE ONLY PROBLEM

The only problem with the Presidential debate is that there is nothing to debate.

When a debate is conducted WITHIN THE LIE there are no possible solutions because there ARE NO intended solutions.

THE LIE IS the purpose and driving principle and that is why there is no intended solution.

All these Presidential “debates” are conducted within a closed box of false ideas and thereby provide an endless loop which appears to be confronted with different plans and solutions but because the entire premises is a lie all this process provides is endless delusion.

And that is why it “feels” like you have heard it all before … you have.

Because the lie is on going.

Now what does Tubularsock mean when he says LIE?

The easiest way to explain it is using a HUGE CHOCOLATE BAR. Who get the big chunks and who get the small chunks and who get the crumbs?

Within this huge chocolate bar there are a handful of nuts. In this campaign cycle if you haven’t identified the “nuts” yet, set this blog post aside and go shopping.

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For those remaining, let Tubularsock continue.

You see the entire bubble that Americans live within is the lie that has been perpetrated on us from birth …….. we are NOT “good people” as Hillary pontificated last night.

“Good People” don’t allow their leaders to burn people to death with napalm or blow people to pieces with cluster bombs or drop two atomic bombs on men, women, and children and rain death down upon other human beings with drones!

“Good people” don’t fall asleep to the fact that this nation was founded on the mass genocide of the Indigenous Peoples of North America and thereby stealing their land and destroying their culture.

“Good People” don’t allow slavery and degradation of people.

“Good People” don’t allow torture and solitary confinement of people!

And “good people” don’t continue to support endless wars of domination of OTHER PEOPLE’S natural resources in order to sustain a false lifestyle of wealth and prosperity.

BUT WE HAVE AND WE DO! And that is not a sign of “good people”!

We are a very selfish and self centered people and with all of this wealth around us we are still a desperate and unhappy people.

Drug abuse and the murder of each other doesn’t convey a Happy People.

Being absorbed into the latest electronic device helps sustain a barrier to real relationships and thereby intensify isolation from “other” which doesn’t convey a Happy People.

AND FEAR ……. fear appears to be the cornerstone of our past and current existence and doesn’t convey a Happy People.
Now all of this self-centeredness keeps us focused on attempting to hold onto the “stuff” that we have because along with everything else we have be taught that who we are is defined by what we’ve got!

And that may be the underpinning of the entire LIE.

YOU ARE NOT WHAT YOU’VE GOT!

You are a single independent being with enormous creative abilities.
And you are free ………….

Start from that premise and your world will change!

A LIE ONLY WORKS IF YOU BELIEVE IT!

om shanti shanti shanti, dudes and dudesses!

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It appears that “the people” will fall for anything.

People that don’t have a pot to piss in will stumble over each other to support people who don’t relate to them and that don’t give a shit about them.

It is depressing to watch.

Hillary?

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Donald and Melania?

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And “the people” somehow believe EVERY FOUR YEARS that these fuckers even care for their plight and cheer them into power where “the blind eye of those elected” continue to vote against the people’s interest.

And just like clock work the next election season repeats this process and “the people” remember just how much they got screwed AGAIN but then return to exactly the same cycle by voting these same criminals back into office!

Tubularsock calls it THE DUMB FUCK’S PARADE, ……. CUE THE BALLOONS!

 

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THE HOUSE OF USHERESQUE

Tubularsock has finally figured out what this horrendous horrible mess of this election represents ……. and Edgar Allan Poe warned us years ago …… but OH, NO …. we didn’t pay attention! We didn’t listen.

We have entered the House Of Usheresque. Sure, we didn’t have to enter and really should have known as soon as we approached the door to the castle not to but we did. A “dead” give-away was the color and consistency of the moat which had to be the result of another BP Oil spill.

But all oil disaster leaks are promised to be cleaned up as good as new and we still believe THAT, so of course we’ll enter the castle. Besides there is a storm raising hell outside created, WE ARE TOLD, by the Russians so in we go.

Now as we enter we are confronted with something far more scary than Edgar Allen Poe and Vincent Price we meet THE TWINS …. Hillary and Donnie. BE SCARED, BE REALLY REALLY SCARED.

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You see, and most Americans don’t, Hillary and Donnie are the same side of the same coin. In America there is only one side … it’s the illusion of a “two” party system!

They are both corrupt ad nauseam, they are both pro-war, they are both bad sex jokes, and the worst part for Tubularsock, THEIR VOICES!

Four years having to listen to either of those voices and Tubularsock may transform into a full time ghoul!

Now let’s look at the “TWINS”.

They, to Tubularsock, represent the FULL SPECTRUM of the lie that is the United States of America.

What is with this “holier than thou“ shit spewing from the politicians, the media, and the public. What the fuck?

Donald Trump IS AMERICA unleashed.

Donald Trump states that “we should torture” ….. the response is outrage.

But we do and have tortured as a NATIONAL POLICY! Anyone held responsible? It is a war crime, you know. Anyone held responsible? No really, anyone held responsible? Gosh, let’s look forward ………..

So exactly, what is this outrage about when Donnie says it?

Donald Trump objectifies women ….. the response is outrage.

But our culture objectifies women …… why is that woman draped all over that car in every ad? What are all those “beauty pageants” all about. Women on parade in bikinis with high heels? Give Tubularsock a break! And high heels …. according to fashion gurus “high heels lift the woman’s ass”! Enough said! What the fuck does Playboy Magazine in every barbershop represent?

So exactly, what is the outrage about when Donnie says it?

Donald Trump states that the system is rigged! ….. the response is ridicule.

But it is TOTALLY rigged! Just look at the “investigation” into the Kennedy murder, the King murder, and the 9/11 murders ….. no Tubularsock means LOOK!!!

But Americans prefer to live within the hypocrisy rather than face it. So they live and support THE LIE THAT IS AMERICA and they teach their children to “fit-in”!

And as one follows all the crap Trump says you’ll find America’s shadow-side. The difference is that Hillary is the FAKE side of American hypocrisy.

And Hillary can support Guantanamo and its torture until she doesn’t.

Hillary can ridicule and demean all the women Bill fucked and raped and still champion “feminism”.

Hillary can email out “TOP SECRET” information but condemns Edward Snowden as a traitor.

Hillary can take bribes disguised as “speaking engagements” from Wall Street and the Military Industrial Complex and condemn Trump as a bad businessman.

And Hillary can be against all those trade treaties until AFTER she’s elected.

So what we have within The House Of Usheresque is the phantasm of America coupled with the psychological view that the twins represent two aspects of one personality.

That being said, Tubularsock can now rest in his tomb until nightfall within Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA. (see:Bunker Tour)

Sweet dreams …………….

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TRUMP’S POSITION ON **PAT**

Well you have finally figured out by now, mostly due to the up to the minute maimed-steamed-press that Trump has “issues”. Dah.

Now you may be under the impression that PAT is another one of those “trade-treaties” or something. But NO it is not a trade treaty but it is still a fundamental platform in Trump’s belief system.

PAT = Pussy, Ass, Tits !

This week we, as a nation, have been exposed to more crap about who the real Trump happens to be but is he any different than any other locker-room-bull-shitter except that he’ll shout it from the rooftops?

It reminds Tubularsock of that line that parents say on Thanksgiving after Uncle Fred says aloud, “She’s a fucking bitch!”. The parents turn to their children and say, “Now those are grown-up words that children shouldn’t say.”

{an aside: The children later are heard saying to one another, “What the fuck are mom and dad talking shit, like we haven’t heard that fucking shit before?”}

Now of course EVERYONE has shown appropriate SHOCK and are all disgusted about Trump acting out ……. how is this news again?

It might be necessary to remind everyone of a basic truth that seems to have been set aside and replaced with “shock and awe” and that basic truth is that, males linger in the adolescent-mind much longer than admitted.

Men tend to “think” about SEX or more like the “IDEA of sex” at about the 14-16 year old level. And for a huge majority of men that IDEA OF SEX remains until death!

That is what Viagra is all about folks!

Now many have stated that Trump’s sexual statements are NOT PRESIDENTIAL .

But really is that true?

To explore YOUR inner view Tubularsock has created this Social Science Test for you to take so as to expose YOUR …….. “Inner Male” (yes, women may take this test as well to explore your “yang” side).

Look at this photo of three former Presidents ………….
Look closely at their eyes and their demeanor.

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Now, what are they discussing.

  1. FOREIGN POLICY

2. TITS AND ASS

YOUR ANSWER WILL BE CONFIDENTIAL, SO REPORT IN THE COMMENTS BELOW.

Tubularsock thanks you for supporting SCIENCE.

And remember, Social Science has the word Science in it. And SCIENCE is never wrong!

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CHANGE?

Now Tubularsock knows that you know that the election game is rigged. And you know that the American public really doesn’t care because to really care one would have to take some responsibility. So staying in the “dream” — of America is great — is all this fantasy requires.

Now Trump supporters are basically limited in “smarts” and really don’t think much past the next state fair caravel ride.

And Clinton supporters are more highly educated which only goes to show just how poor the educational system has become. They too prefer a ride but more often than not it’s in a Prius. But with all their “smarts” they still “believe” that their vote counts for something.

And then there are the greater part of the American electorate that is being tricked into voting for Hillary on the bases of FEAR alone. They don’t like her BUT they are afraid of Trump!

REALLY?

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For generations now the old adage has been thrust forward every four years that YOU HAVE TO VOTE FOR THE LESSER OF THE TWO EVILS that are running. And people have done just that until this election! WE HAVE BOTH EVILS ……. now there is a dilemma for you.

It’s just simple math really. If you divide EVIL in half to just short of infinity, well you reach this point in time. So here we are!

So what if …………………… You vote for EVIL in the name of Trump? Would that break the mold?

Americans have voted for the lessor of the two evils for years and look where that has gotten us ………….

So a vote for Trump is a vote for change! Tubularsock would just like to see how BAD THAT COULD BE.

Seriously, the only real difference in the complete decline would only be slowed by a tiny bit with Same-As-It-Ever-Was-Hillary as opposed to a complete collapse immediately with Look-Out-It’s-Falling-Trump.

The advantage is that the rebuild could be sooner. Tubularsock is always so positive.

As for Tubularsock, a vote for Jill Stein and the Green Party is the direction that Tubularsock can believe in. There is REAL change in direction in what the Green Party stands for but Americans would rather go down with their ship.

Tubularsock can’t wait to “. . . groove in the rubble.”

 

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LA LA LAND AMERICA!

Well reality TV at its dumbest was the first presidential debate. Tubularsock didn’t capitalize presidential because it would deem it with respect. Fuck That (capitalized).

Tubularsock usually can’t stand to watch trivia-shows and doesn’t have a TV BUT a very good friend came to Tubularsock’s Bunker (see Bunker Tour if you are new to Tubularsock) and begged Tubularsock to tape this crap so it could be seen by my friend later in the evening after work.

Well Tubularsock, all heart as well as brains, had to quickly rig up a system to pull off that task. Looking more like a NSA setup for spying rather than recording this “debate”, a misnomer if there ever was one, Tubularsock set up a microphone and placed it in front of his very large speakers and used his tuner to tune into the radio broadcast from NPR.

Then connected the microphone to the computer and opened GarageBand (a Mac app) and recorded the program’s sound.

Then found a “live stream” of the “debate” from the Washington Post and turned off the sound so as to only view the picture which due to a slow internet connection during “high-peak” usage spent more time with a “spinning wheel” than picture. The delay time ran about four to seven minutes which was funny because as the goofballs started to speak on NPR the Washington Post stream pictured only two empty podiums. WHICH TO TUBULARSOCK WAS THE ONLY SIGN OF TRUTH FOR THE NEXT NINETY MINUTES!

Now Tubularsock know you techies will have questions about this set up but don’t ask. A. It’s not important and B. The reason for this round about way was the only option under NSA guidelines.

So the major question Tubularsock has after this imbecilic-travesty-on-truth that was presented as a “debate” is:

WHAT FUCKING PLANET ARE THESE PEOPLE FROM?

And even worse ……… are the messed-up-media-spinners and the opinionated brain dead American public THAT STUPID?????????

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It is really beyond rational comprehension. These two political-clowns represent “LEADERSHIP” to the American populous? Really?

You know that old well used statement of Albert Einstein comes into play once again,

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That being said ……….. the fanatic-fanciful-fantasy  continues.

 

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15 Years … Happy Birthday 9/11

 

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No really, 9/11 wasn’t an INSIDE JOB … it was an out-sourced job … The United States out-sources ALL it’s terrorist activities! It’s the American Way!

 

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You know, whatever one does there are always downsides to a job well done. And those downsides usually lead to a lack of confidence and a bit of depression. But don’t let it get you down! If you first don’t succeed, try, try again. And the upside if you are a terrorist is that when you do succeed you have reached the pinnacle of your job cycle. Congratulations. (cue the balloons)

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Tubularsock was sitting in his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see: The Bunker Tour) pondering another Saturday night. The fact that they come once a week just show how often one has to think about Saturday night.

Now that old adage, “Home Alone On A Saturday Night” comes to mind. Well, why for so many is that a bad thing? But it appears to be for many and that leads them to seek out company of some type. You know ….. A DATE!

And if you can find A DATE what are your options for a “good time”?

Well for some it still is bowling …… yes, Tubularsock is repulsed by that idea too!

Dinner ………. ahh, really? Tubularsock can’t think of eating across from somebody that he doesn’t know. Tubularsock can do THAT at any diner and not have to pick up the tab!

A Movie? OH GOD NO! Not another fucking movie. Most movies are well ahhhh ….. shit! Good vs. Evil, Love Conquers All, Lost Love, Death, well you know …… shit!

Dancing ……… well with the music at 2300 decibels you don’t have to talk!

Tubularsock knows that you have done all of the above and more.

So WHY NOT get modern and be on the cutting edge for a change?

And that is where Tubularsock’s NEW TERRORIST DATING DATE comes in.

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LET TUBULARSOCK KNOW HOW IT GOES.

 

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