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Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner?

Well, well, well Tubularsock is going to enjoy the next four years or twenty-four years depending on which set of tealeaves you are guided to follow.

Thank GOD he won!

It is not that Tubularsock is a follower of the Orange Bandit but the Empty Box was just too fucking BORING.

Tubularsock was surprisingly impressed with the voting public. They actually came out and voted in impressive numbers and showed skill in determining that the facade of a “woman” becoming President can’t be just any sack-of-shit. Impressive.

All this bullshit and trepidation about the idea that people voted against the Empty Box because she WAS A WOMAN is just plain silly!

People voted AGAINST Kamala because she wasn’t liked AS A PERSON and pushed the empty premise of JOY without understanding that her personality didn’t convey it. Does she even know what it is? Or even WHO she is!

Well, her losing sure brought JOY to Tubularsock even though it came through the back door. OH JOY!

But now that leaves THE DUMP.

As many of you know Tubularsock voted Jill Stein. She had a platform Tubularsock personally believes in and Tubularsock ALWAYS votes his conscious. As a result Tubularsock’s candidates seldom win but Tubularsock sleeps at night when the lights go out.

Now it begins … TRUMPPEDO! … a name coined by Tubularsock of all people.

You see it coming and the wake will be intense and not always beneficial to all but it will be BIG and impressive with a lot of ……… WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!

In truth, Donnie is rather talented in TRUMPPEDO. You’ll see …………………

If anyone in our political class can pull us out of Ukraine and even the Israeli debacle it is Trump!

It is much like, it takes a fiasco to end a fiasco and all Tubularsock knows for sure is that that is going to be a wild ride.

And maybe we’ll live through it.

OR NOT! Om shanti.

You may know or you may not that January 27th has been declared (back in the 1990’s) International Holocaust Remembrance Day.

AND THIS IS VERY SPECIAL! Why? You ask?

Simple. Israel is on its way to attempting to wipe out the Palestinian People at the present moment. AND NOW Israel is presently conducting genocide of the Palestinian People but this is all just a “copycat” activity for attention. Tubularsock supposes.

If all this is kept up by next year Israel will have to share Holocaust Remembrance Day with the Palestinian People and this will end all this whiny “I lost my relatives in the Holocaust” shit because ……. join the fucking crowd!

The amazing thing is the only group in the world that are attempting to stop the Israeli-orchestrated GENOCIDE directly are the Houthi. A rag-tag group of poor people that are throwing a monkey-wrench into world commerce in the Red Sea. AND THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A NAVY!

And sure the U.S. and the British have bombed Yemen. That is how “democracy” acts. As usual.

Let us just admit the obvious. The great experiment of Jews and Arabs living next to each other got off to a very bad start. The first sign back in 1948 when Jews were shipped into the Arab land and stole the property from those WHO WERE ALREADY LIVING THERE was not a very good approach at “neighborhoodism”.

Doesn’t seem like a “good neighbor policy” to Tubularsock!

So Tubularsock has about the only plan to remedy this entire mess and it is pretty easy with a little cooperation from ALL the people involved.

ONE: The International Community provide Busses (not box cars) and have all the Israelis who wish to cooperate with the world community get on the Busses and be transported to Egypt.

TWO: Then they will disembark from the buses into a very complete “tent-city” with a HUGE fence around it for the protection of EVERYONE!

THREE: In the meantime the Palestinians would reclaim their land and live where they were driven from and thus have the full right of return.

FOUR: The International Community will oversee the FORMER Israelis by providing them with an Internationally Run Government. The Israelis will be able to vote but the IRG (Internationally Run Government) will make ALL decisions. Similar to the way Gaza has been run except by different people. AND IT WILL BE JUST AS FAIR!

FIVE: AND THERE WILL BE NO RIGHT OF RETURN BY FORMER ISRAELIS. Everyone is used to that concept!

SIX: No food, water, medicine will be allowed in the “tent-city” without the approval of the IRG. in order to provide safety.

Well that is the basic plan that Tubularsock has come up with but the idea is open ended so you may wish to add to the concept down in the comments.

There is just one item of business that still needs to be addressed.

This anti-semitic horseshit that is thrown around so freely like it might just hurt your feelings some how anytime you may criticize a Jewish anything. “You’re anti-semitic”!

“Semitism” can be applied to all Arabs, Jews, Akkadians, and Phoenicians.

A “Semite” is simply a person who speaks a Semitic language!

BUT INTERESTINGLY the Jews adopt the term ANTI-Semitism for THEMSELVES whenever they feel picked on.

But in truth, if you had bad things to say about Arabs you would be an antisemite as well.

For Tubularsock it really doesn’t apply because remember Tubularsock is an EGALITARIAN and thereby hates EVERYONE EQUALLY!

But just because of this Middle Eastern mess, Tubularsock will from this day forward eat only Chinese Bagels! THAT WILL SHOW THEM!

And as for true peace on this planet ………….. hand Tubularsock the RED button!

Oh defecation!

Tubularsock has been pondering for weeks now just why Hamas (funded by Israel) conducted a “surprise” attack against Israel and killed a handful of Israelis. And from Tubularsock’s view ONE person dead is a travesty. But there is something SICK as the death toll of the Palestinian is reaching 12,000!

That kind of return kill makes the Israel Government look like they have inherited the Nazi Protocol rather than an enlightened overview.

Christians and Jews have traditionally used “an eye for an eye” as a creed and thus created more sadness and grief in the world than enlightenment.

But leave it to Russia Today and The European Union Times to expose the entire mess and explain the BASIC continued process that has led the entire world along the road of KILLING & CONTROL.

IT’S THE GAS AND OIL, STUPID!

Oh Tubularsock knows YOU thought it had to do with justice and peace and fairness and puppy dogs. But NOPE!

IT’S THE GAS AND OIL, STUPID!

Massive Oil and Gas Reserves Discovered off the coast of Gaza to the tune of $453 BILLION as reported in The European Union Times (11/4/23) is the bottom line. Ahh, business as usual!

OHHHHHH …….. Tubularsock gets it now!

This means that there is no limit to the killing of men, women, and children to grab that treasure.

No wonder the United States is so complacent.

Shit, what’s a few Israeli and Palestinian dead children in order to grab that kind of wealth!

And hell WE need it for democracy! Kill those babies!

But there’s more. It is being reported that some believe that this “cleansing” of Gaza by the Israelis is for the reason of Israel clearing the way to build the long planned “Ben Grunion Canal from the Gulf of Aqaba — the eastern arm of the Red Sea that juts into Israel’s southern tip and south-western Jordan — to the Eastern Mediterranean coast, thus creating an alternative to the Egyptian-controlled Suez Canal” (The Indian Express (11/10/23).

This plan has been talked about for decades but requires the complete control of the Gaza Strip. Seems Hamas is just in the way not to mention those pesky Palestinians!

And as strange as it may seem the U.S. has assisted with planning this project. It appears it is believed that this project of creating an alternative to the Egyptian-controlled Suez Canal would be financially and strategically beneficial to Western concerns. You know ….. helping the RICH people. So kill those babies!

For Tubularsock it is a relief that this entire mess still falls under “BUSINESS AS USUAL”. It’s the American Way!

STEP BACK, let Tubularsock through here.

You have got to have recognized that we are living in bazaar times. And it is extremely difficult to get the full picture because we have been trained over our years that the movie we are living in has pretty much been standard fare.

And because of that traditional view of living we may have been really rather slow at the uptake when it comes to the blatant danger because it has all the trappings of the same old same old. BUT, let Tubularsock give you a little bit different point of view and let us see what happens.

Oh sure, Tubularsock’s view is presented FREE to you but if you wish to donate a brown unmarked lunch bag stuffed with unmarked Franklins feel free to do so. Say, like under the bus bench at 13th and Lincoln Ave.?

Appreciate it.

The current movie that we each are staring in looks like the same old good guys vs. bad guys style except that the BAD GUYS are really BAD GUYS on steroids! They are for REAL!

The entire cast has been taken right from Central Casting. And as you will see, your part is really only a stand-in part with NO DIALOGUE. That way, you get paid less than the stars. You know below scale.

No time to bitch now, you as citizens know your place.

Anyway, just look at the stars. And you will see as Tubularsock is going to point out to you that these stars ARE PERFECT!

Now STEP BACK behind the portable crowd control braided rope held by the gold stanchions.

PLEASE STEP BACK.

So now let’s look at our first living film. It is almost as good as John Wayne, partners.

Shot Anyone? It’s a doctor flick.

Then there is the classic HORROR GENRE. OF COURSE “SCHWAB EVIL”.
Come on, can it get better than this, yet it is only type casting!

And there are all those CRIME IN ACTION flicks. This one involves some very heinous criminal types disguised in robes of the realm.

And then how could any period in our history be without the ALL OUT WAR scenario? It has played out over and over and over at the box office as well the streets of the world.

And then no matter how bad war happens to be there is ALWAYS some Capitalist Pig trying to make a buck. Isn’t that ALWAYS the way?

So here has been presented Tubularsock’s current reruns at the movies.

PASS THE POP CORN PLEASE.

Now Tubularsock will admit that Tubularsock’s first “go-to” is cynicism. It comes from a very long history of watching events of Tubularsock’s fellow humans.

Tubularsock does have to to admit up front, as well, that “GOD” fucked up when he gave his human creations “free will”! Opps.

But then “GRACE” shows her face and calms Tubularsock down with an inkling of compassion for his brothers and sisters. Ok, Tubularsock admits that that compassion does not extend as far as Dick Cheney! Dick is not a human but rather he’s a “Lizzy” as David Icke defines and Tubularsock can confirm. (sure that’s a different story, maybe later.)

There may be some excuse for the stupidity of many people and Tubularsock feels a major cause is that COMMON SENSE is not prevalent in the human species as it once was in former times.

This may be due to the totally mind numbing television followed by the cell phone that is so ubiquitous that it appears to be an actual human body part.

The total control of many by suggestive content and out and out falsehoods perpetrated as truth has cultivated a false knowledge tantamount to propaganda. And that in turn has been used as a control mechanism over the society.

When you couple that with a false moral system of shaming and pointing out “antisocial” behavior as a control mechanism we have all the makings of authoritarianism which is not only accepted but encouraged and promoted by the ruling power structure. Where be it a school system, a religious system, or a governmental system.

TRUTH is always clear, however one has to “FEEL IT” rather than think it and that is something that has been discouraged more and more over human existence. Yet this is not an easy slam dunk. One’s “mind” has been “trained” to THINK and that THINK is the essence of the problem.

Your “training” is done in order for you to “get along” within your society. And as a practical matter, say stopping at the stop sign, is beneficial to all.

However if you are speeding away from a falling boulder you’d hope that your trained thinking would be interrupted with “the feeling” that in this application it would be best to disregard the societal rules and agreements.

And now with all the mixed messaging around Covid one has to be extremely aware just to keep up with the latest questionable information from ANY of those pushing a message.

“Trust the science” BUT DON’T TRUST THE SCIENTISTS!
So now where are you?

The same goes for our foreign policy. American Exceptionalism is touted as if it really was a thing. Stupidity maybe, Exceptionalism NOT!

But we fool ourselves as if it is real.

A country that has lost every war since 1945 is only exceptional at loss.

A country that can’t provide for its homeless population or EVEN MORE important EVEN HAVING a homeless problem in the so called RICHEST Country in the world.

Having the most expensive health system with a health system which is sub-standard when compared to other countries of the world.

And as for education ……….

Living Wages ………..

Voting ………….

ALL A SHAM! And it appears that more and more people are catching on to it.

And to watch Joe Buydone stand up in front of the nation and even say the word democracy while this country is working 24/7 at censorship, keeping Assange in prison for exposing the TRUTH about the murders committed by the U.S. military and not stopping the persecution of Donziger for standing against Chevron and their destruction of Ecuador.

Give Tubularsock a fucking break! And you are going to tell Tubularsock that he is “better” than Drump? How can you tell because they both have their heads up their asses!

THE MIRACLE AT 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE: THE HORROR MOVIE

 

Well today Tubularsock is sitting in Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in Tubularsock’s underground Bunker overlooking Washington D.C. from Oakland, CA (see Bunker Tour) and having an enjoyable time.

The air is breathable due to no smoke from the California fires hanging about and the regular smog is much less due to Covid-19 which has kept people from driving.

Of course this is slowly shifting and people WANT to get “back to normal” and breath the “normal” polluted air. That is just how dumb people happen to be.

No lessons learned here!

The great thing about Covid is that people continue to die but NOT in Orange-Fuck’s World. And don’t you even worry about this death-covid-thing because Tubularsock has gotten the FACTS from none other than Rudy Giuliani!

Can Tubularsock not be impressed with Rudy’s words as fact?

“People don’t die of this disease anymore, young people don’t die at all. Middle-aged people die very little. And even elderly people have a 1% chance of dying.”

Feel better? As for the 214,446 deaths so far well ahhh ………….
And the MIRACLE AT 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE: THE HORROR MOVIE, the new Disney horror film just released will hit the movie theaters on Christmas Day which will be on October 31st this year (BY PRESIDENTIAL ORDER) to fit the Halloween theme of the movie theaters being CLOSED due to Covid and scary house lighting.

Ever been in an empty movie theater all alone in the dark?

Well Tubularsock assumes that everyone is aware of the MIRACLE of Orange-Fuck’s coming down with Covid one minute and three minutes later after a helicopter ride up and down and a complete steroid overdose and a parade of one around Walter Reed National Military Medical Center then a helicopter ride up and down concluding with Orange-Fuck lifting as if walking on water to the heights of the White House in prime time to catch the news cycle ripping off his mask in defiance. Wow!

He is cured of Covid and free of any possibility of giving it to others!

Ah, the Gods work in mysterious ways which is just one promotional rant Orange-Fuck has used already to inspire his right wing religious base. Yes, many of the Christian Fundamentalists even stopped fucking they daughters to hear the President’s inspiring words before getting back to business. Hallelujah!

And pumping up the “old people” with a promise of free high-powered-steroids for EVERYONE! FREE!

Tubularsock can’t wait!

Years ago, Tubularsock remembers “street venders” willing to give some people FREE cocaine for a short period of time until the addiction set in and then, well the price kept going up!

So just a word to the wise for you “old people” …. there is no free lunch!

Orange-Fuck is just another pusher “like the good old days” ……..

And yet, THE WHEEL TURNS and our savior, “Mask Covered Joe” is saying little and playing dead keeping a low profile and letting Orange-Fuck blab on and on about the lighting bolts that come out of his ass to wanting to kiss every MAN, “attractive” woman and child at his Florida campaign super-spreader rally.

 

Guess Melania isn’t putting out, still!

Of course, Melania is down with Covid but for some reason no one seems to even ask how she’s doing. What is that about?

And just how’d she catch it? She doesn’t touch Orange-Fuck.

As for an insightful review of THE MIRACLE AT 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE: THE HORROR MOVIE Tubularsock is going to turn you over to Tubularsock’s favorite movie reviewers, ASSHOLES WATCHING MOVIES at https://assholeswatchingmovies.com/ if they aren’t aware of this upcoming film, well don’t blame Tubularsock.

They do great and entertaining reviews on a variety of other films. So DEMAND that they review THE MIRACLE AT 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE: THE HORROR MOVIE.

Tell them Tubularsock sent you!

And here is just a word to the wise from Tubularsock: Watch your back because Dick Cheney is still alive!

 

THE JOKES ON YOU AMERICA!

The question that Tubularsock doesn’t understand when it comes to backing Bernie Sanders is just how many people miss the bottom-line-point of supporting Sanders. And that point is that the people that do back Bernie are NOT backing him because of his name BUT RATHER because of his POLICIES.

And here again the likes of Whoopi Goldberg ranting against Bernie staying in the Presidential race and not getting out of the race and backing Senile-Near-Dead-Joe comes into play.

Whoopi Goldberg who was a big backer of Corrupt-Bitch-Killery is now all in for Senile-Near-Dead-Joe! Go fucking figure. Obviously she doesn’t “get-it”.

At one time, Whoopi appeared to have some basic principles and some integrity but Tubularsock figures that for many once they get cash in their pocket they just sell out to the highest bidder.

To listen to Goldberg rant against Bernie and interrupt him to push her agenda could have been a hell of a lot easier for her to do this anti-Bernie rant without him.

But the base line, it appears, for the Democrapic establishment is doing all they can right now to set it up so when Senile-Near-Dead-Joe doesn’t win then they’ll have someone other then themselves to blame for their loss. AGAIN!

And, oh gosh, Russia won’t work any better the second time around so they’ll put all their eggs in one basket and we’ll hear that it was ALL due to those Bernie Bros!

But the REAL point that the Democrapic establishment continues to fail to understand is that their fundamental platform that they plan to stand on is as rotten to the core as usual and bankrupt policies DON”T GARNER WINNING VOTES! PERIOD!

It is not Bernie that a third of the current party is voting for IT IS HIS POLICIES!

Can you Comprendo Whoopi? Can you fucking get it?

IT IS HIS POLICIES THAT HE STANDS FOR!!!

Ok here’s the test:

Name one policy that Senile-Near-Dead-Joe stands for?

Times up.

You see, some people vote for the principles they believe in and if no one is there with those principles then those people stay home. They just don’t vote for the next name on the list …….. they just don’t vote.

And the numbers of these type of voters in the United States happens to be huge. Much larger than the silly “polls” indicate …….. they really don’t know.

But there is a significant number of “non-voters” who have given up voting because voting the “lessor of two evils” no longer is acceptable to them.

If we ever have an election which was based on principled policies rather than cult of personality THAT election would be amazing.

But rest absurd that that will likely NEVER HAPPEN because the Democrap/Republican’t Party is the only party in town and they are doing like they have always done maintain and control the power.

As for “THE PEOPLE” you should be able to see AGAIN where you stand in all of this.

Just look at this last bailout that the DEMREP PARTY just past before their three week break ………. HOW DID YOU MAKE OUT. Case in point!

Do you fucking get it yet!

However, THE FAT LADY HASN’T SUNG,YET. And that is what Tubularsock is holding out for in anticipation.

And ……….. Fuck you Whoopi!

THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF 2018

 

Well a fucking HO-HO-HO to everyone.

Another year is closing and world peace and goodwill toward men is headed for the exit.

The Government is shut down.

The Stock Market is headed toward the depths of hell.

The Congress is not willing to throw 5 billion on blocks to build “The Wall”.

The Orange-Child is kicking, pouting, and tweeting about …. whatever.

And it is business as usual in good old Amerikkka.

For Tubularsock it is that happy time of year when total strangers yell out “Merry Christmas”, or the much more PC, “Happy Holidays” to you.

Of course, Tubularsock yells back …… “Same to ya fella, and so’s your mother.”

 

And Tubularsock’s favorite Christmas past time, sitting on a bench and watching people ladened with gaily colorful packages stepping over the homeless in order to get home with their happy treasures to share in Christmas cheer BEFORE the credit card bills arrive.

 

Well hell, they gave 20 bucks to a food bank what else can one do?

So with total optimism Tubularsock faces 2019 because we can all hope that it can get worse which then will make all this current shit become, “The Good Old Days”!

 

SAVE THE SYRIAN CHILDREN!

For Fuck Sake, Tubularsock left the front door open in his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see Bunker Tour) and all the sarin gas news drifted in.

So really, without Tubularsock having to go searching for WHAT HAPPENED in Syria the information fell right on Tubularsock’s top floor corner office underground bunker desk!

Which only goes to show you that the ancient sage’s comment, “if you stand in the same place long enough the truth will come to YOU!” is so true.

So lets begin:

First the Russians have reported that there is a chance that an arms warehouse may have been bombed by the Syrian Air Force and exposed chemicals that the “rebel” forces use to make bombs.

Now before your doubting mind takes off remember that it was the Russians that got the Assad Government to destroy their chemical weapons back in 2013 and Syria has been monitored by the U.N. ever since.

So the Assad Government doesn’t possess chemical weapons.

BUT the rebel terrorists (our guys) do have stock piles of chemicals to make chemical weapons that WE (GOOD OL’ AMERICA) sold to them. AND the CIA also trained these mercenaries on how to handle and use them.

The chemicals came by way of Turkey (our ally) and according to Seymour Hersh, it was Killary that approved sending Libya’s sarin gas to the Syrian Rebels! And that is in part what the entire Benghazi mess was all about. Stevens, the ambassador that got himself killed, was a gun runner for the U.S. and the American Embassy was a CIA front.

And when you get down into all this, Killery approved a plan to use the sarin gas and blame Assad as a pretext for the West going in and bombing the fuck out of Syria to SAVE THE CHILDREN!

Truly, Tubularsock couldn’t make this shit up if he wanted to!

So with that information, just why did Trump bomb Syria?

And more than you’d like to think, hand size has a lot to do with it!

And also before we bombed Syria the U.S. warned the Russians that we were bombing the airfield so as not to create an “incident” with the Russians. Of course, the Russians warned the Syrian forces and all is good!

Interesting that a reconnaissance photo that Tubularsock was viewing from the Tubularsock Spy O’Camera shows the bombed out base BUT TWO THING are clear.

ONE: There are no airplanes on the field.

And TWO: The buildings were bombed BUT the air field is fully operational.

So, roll in a couple portable trailers and the air base is functional again.

And THAT, cost the American taxpayer 59 Tomahawk cruise missiles ……. $1.59 million (2014 price) each, for a total of $93,810,000.00 for the missiles ONLY. Care to add up the rest like the ships at sea and the support teams and the cost of the dinner at Mar-a-Lago, Trump’s private gulf club, which between bites of New York steak Trump called for the bombing escapade.

Pretty cheap if you ask Tubularsock! And you can see that the cost to the American taxpayer of $60 million on Mar-a-Lago trips for Trump in just his first year in office is really a savings in comparison.

But we can’t, as a nation, spare a dime for preschool education from the free loading public!

Hey, it all has to go to SAVE THE SYRIAN CHILDREN!

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SURE, TUBULARSOCK WILL NAIL THEM ………. THAT’S WHAT HE DOES.

DOES TUBULARSOCK MAKE HIS POINT?

 

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