WILD RUMOR OR FACT?

Posted: August 23, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, bull shit as an art form, GOSSIP
Tags: ,
18

Tube greece heading

WILD RUMOR OR FACT?

It has been reported that Wendi Deng Murdoch and Ivanka Trump went “sight seeing” in Dubrovnik, Croatia with an unidentified male that many have reported bore the likeness of the leading U.S. Presidential candidate, Tubularsock.

Tube Croatia

These early reports are based upon an Instagram photo and from this reporter’s review of that photo, the likeness of the subject does resemble the debonaire U.S. Presidential candidate, Tubularsock. However there is a question about the identification of these two women as Wendi Deng Murdoch and Ivanka Trump. They just look suspicious.

This is a late breaking critical news story so as new information is released we’ll keep you updated.

A call made to Tubularsock’s Campaign Headquarters was not returned before we ran wildly with this story so it would be hot off the press if there are any presses to run anything off of anymore.

There is a suspicion that the Tubularsock Campaign Committee later photo-shopped this photo in order to remove the candidate. At this time this is pure speculation! We have asked several renowned photo experts about this possibility. They have said that it is highly suspect.

“The give-away, “states Dr. John Knowless of MIT, is the suspicious beady-looking-eyes of the two subjects. Really? Would you trust them?”

Murdoch and Trump

Now, you may not know that People Magazine has indicated that Wendi and Ivanka have had a long time friendship and Murdoch had even set up the introduction between Trump and her now-husband Jared Kushner.

It is a known fact with substantial documentation that Tubularsock had absolutely no known contact with Ivanka or Jared but it has been rumored in the National Enquirer that Tubularsock had been “palling around” with Wendi right after Rupert Murdoch, 85, filed for divorce from Deng, 47, after 14 years of marriage in June 2013.

It was reported that Rupert grew suspicious of Wendi’s relationship with former British Prime Minister Tony Blair. And Tubularsock sandwiched himself into Wendi’s revolving door activities just before her rumored “girlfriend” status with Valdimir Putin.

When asked about this alleged “sandwiched-palling” Tubularsock offhandedly responded, “No comment” and then boarded his awaiting Lear-Jet to Havana for a quick Cuban-Style Picadillo lunch.

Tube paint sig

MAC-TRUMP!

Posted: August 22, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, American Exceptionalism, Donald Trump
Tags: ,
24

Tube heading news bottom

MAC-TRUMP!

 

Tube Trump Big Mac

Screen Shot 2012-07-21 at 11.55.56 PM

TAH-DAH?

Posted: August 19, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, American Exceptionalism, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton
Tags: , ,
23

Tube Teller heading

TAH-DAH?

Tube predict Trump

It is not that it was not bound to happen but Killary was chosen ……… a long time ago. This election, much like step-en-fetch-it-obummer, the cast was set and the puppet-show continues. Stay fooled America ……. it’s easier to believe in illusion than to wake to reality.

Oh yeah, and stay IN FEAR so as to vote for the neo-con killing machine. SHE’S A WOMAN!

Tube Sig.red

LETS VOTE!

Posted: August 18, 2016 in 2016, 2016 Presidential Election, BANKS, Bill Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, Clinton Foundation, Delusional, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton
Tags: , , ,
18

Tub heading special report

Tube hillary dead end

Tube Trump Psycho

Tube Pathetically stupid

Tube Type Sig

GAGESQUE

Posted: August 16, 2016 in 9/11, RUDY GIULIANI
Tags:
10

Tube Heading Steamed

 

Tube gagged

 

Tube sigpaintcan

THE GAME OF DRONES

Posted: August 15, 2016 in Drones, Obama, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., WAR CRIMES
Tags: , , ,
11

Tube smoke cafe Heading

Tube Play droneScreen Shot 2012-07-21 at 11.55.56 PM

TERRORIST DATING

Posted: August 13, 2016 in American Dream, bull shit as an art form, dating, economics, Kim Kardashian, Mental Health, Movies, Psychology, Reality, RELATIONSHIPS
Tags: , ,
9

Tube ruin headingTERRORIST DATING

Tubularsock was sitting in his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see: The Bunker Tour) pondering another Saturday night. The fact that they come once a week just show how often one has to think about Saturday night.

Now that old adage, “Home Alone On A Saturday Night” comes to mind. Well, why for so many is that a bad thing? But it appears to be for many and that leads them to seek out company of some type. You know ….. A DATE!

And if you can find A DATE what are your options for a “good time”?

Well for some it still is bowling …… yes, Tubularsock is repulsed by that idea too!

Dinner ………. ahh, really? Tubularsock can’t think of eating across from somebody that he doesn’t know. Tubularsock can do THAT at any diner and not have to pick up the tab!

A Movie? OH GOD NO! Not another fucking movie. Most movies are well ahhhh ….. shit! Good vs. Evil, Love Conquers All, Lost Love, Death, well you know …… shit!

Dancing ……… well with the music at 2300 decibels you don’t have to talk!

Tubularsock knows that you have done all of the above and more.

So WHY NOT get modern and be on the cutting edge for a change?

And that is where Tubularsock’s NEW TERRORIST DATING DATE comes in.

Tube first date

LET TUBULARSOCK KNOW HOW IT GOES.

 

sigtube

I MEANT WHAT I SAID, OR NOT!

Posted: August 10, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, America Asleep, American Dream, American Exceptionalism, Bull Shit, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton
Tags: , , ,
28

Tube heading surf large

I MEANT WHAT I SAID, OR NOT!

Oh sure, suggestions and innuendoes from an idiot are normal.

Especially when that idiot is Donald Trump. It would have been a lot more clear if Donnie had just said

“shoot the bitch” but even an idiot knows a threat against a President or a Presidential hopeful is AGAINST THE LAW.

So here we are again. Lets all talk ad nauseam about what Donnie meant and didn’t mean. Isn’t that what all diversions in politics are about. Not about issues but about innuendoes! Policies are boring but innuendoes are ripe for “reality TV”!

Now when Killary laughed saying about the assassination of Gaddafi in Libya “we came, we saw, he died” it was all good fun.

Or when “WE” Americans (YES, IN OUR NAME) blows up a wedding party in Afghanistan we call it collateral-damage. Oh well, shit happens.

But an idiot’s flamboyant speech …….. NOW THAT IS SERIOUS!

Tube 2nd Amendment

And as Ron Fournier said in his article in The Atlantic, “. . . it almost doesn’t matter what Trump meant to say, because of the truth in this maxim about leadership: What you say isn’t nearly as important as what people hear you say.”

So when Killary said in her 2008 campaign against Obummer in response to the question of why she didn’t drop out of the race because of her low odds of winning the nomination she responded with, “We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California.” (in 1968)

“Her advisers quickly explained that Clinton merely intended to note that this was not the first primary campaign to stretch into the summer, not to suggest that Obama might be assassinated.” (Anne Kornblut, Washington Post 5/24/08)

BUT …. “What you say isn’t nearly as important as what people hear you say.” Oh yes, signs of a good leader.

 

Tube paint sig

 

FLYING HIGH WITH MELANIA TRUMP

Posted: August 7, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, MELANIA TRUMP
Tags: ,
6

Tube smoke cafe Heading

 

Tube trump plane

Screen Shot 2012-07-21 at 11.55.56 PM

ALL FOR ONE!

Posted: August 6, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, America Asleep, American Dream, American Exceptionalism, corruption, Voting
Tags: , , , ,
22

Tube heading books

ALL FOR ONE!

Ok. Raise your hand if you already realize that the voting machine that can’t produce a paper trail to be checked is a voting machine that is ripe with the possibility of ILLEGAL VOTE MANIPULATION.

Ok. Are you by yourself right now? Do you feel just a little foolish with your hand up?

Don’t be concerned. BE CONCERNED if you didn’t raise your hand!

EVERYONE has heard by now, but may not have paid attention, that VOTING FRAUD is as common as sliced bread and yet nothing is ever done. At every election cycle there is a flurry of mained-stream-media reporting and an orchestrated outcry of dismay from political-types only to be forgotten until the next voting cycle. Much like election finance reform.

EVERYONE knows that it is “child’s play” to manipulate an election by just using a screwdriver! Ironic isn’t it …….. being screwed by a screwdriver. That is down right screwy!

Yet, nothing is ever done about it ……… just what’s going on?

When voting machines are brought from the warehouse where they are stored between elections and placed in the polling stations there is ample time to “adjust” them to perform anyway one would like.

Polling places are seldom set up with security to watch over the voting machines after being placed in the polling station. Or even in the warehouse where they are stored for that matter.

And a knowledgeable “hacker” can even perform their adjustment while technically in the voting booth while “voting”.

So an election can be rigged without much effort.

TUBULARSOCK VOTE DELIVERY SERVICE, LTD.

TUBULARSOCK VOTE DELIVERY SERVICE, LTD.

 

Yet, nothing is ever done about it ……… just what’s going on?

Now it is a known FACT that the most secure voting and counting system of all is hand-marked paper ballots, publicly counted by hand at each precinct on election night before ballots are moved anywhere. And yet this is just not done.

So if you had a problem and you had a solution to the problem but you picked THE PROBLEM as your solution ……… just what would an intelligent person conclude?

  1. Voting machines have a mechanical preference?
  2.  Tampering is a skill set that provides employment?
  3. Who wins really doesn’t much matter, it’s all one party.
  4. Elections will be over soon and we can go back to regular TV.

Oh, don’t bother with your answer. Tubularsock has picked it for you.
No really. You’re used to it.

Tube Sig.red

Older Entries
Newer Entries