Posts Tagged ‘CIA’

REVERSE MOLE IN TRUMP’S HOUSE?

The oxymoron, “House Intelligence Committee” is supposed to be investigating Trump’s accusation that Obummer wiretapped Trump as well as searching for Russians in all the wrong places.

The Chairman of this Committee is Devin Nunes a Republican from California. He leads the Committee and that is why he is called Chairman!

Nunes is tasked along with his Committee to INVESTIGATE Trump NOT KISS HIS ASS. Which apparently Devin doesn’t know the difference and does very well.

Anyway, Tubularsock got to thinking that Devin Nunes is not a Russian Mole in Trump’s House but a Trump Mole in the House Intelligence Committee.

And so when Nunes made his clandestine trip to “The White House grounds . . .” he did so not to out maneuver the House investigation but to “. . . safeguard the proper chain of custody and classification of these documents, so the Chairman could view them in a legal way.” Oh SURE, Tubularsock believes that? Well according to a White House spokesman. OH WELL, you’ve got to believe THAT!

And then Devin shared his findings with reporters and the White House without notifying Democrats or other Republicans on his panel of what he had seen! No really, no impropriety there.

Ahhh, Devin goes to the White House to see “executive branch documents that have not been provided to Congress” and THEN SHARED HIS FINDINGS WITH REPORTERS >>>>>>>>>> AND THE WHITE HOUSE???

The White House gave him the documents to read!

Something seems to be wrong here.

Later Devin told Bloomberg “. . . that his source was an intelligence official and not a White House staffer.

Funny that. The House Intelligence Committee has its own secure room in the Capitol where Nunes and his aides review secret documents on a daily basis. Why then did he have to sneak off to “The White House grounds . . .”?

Oh well, you just can’t be too safe …………….

But after all of this Double Agent Mole work President Tweet tweeted, “Trump Russia story is a hoax,” and then he wondered why investigators weren’t looking at his former campaign rival instead.

Now many have asked, “Just how did you, Tubularsock, spot this Double Agent Mole “RED” handed?”

Come now, simple deduction Dr. Watson ……… Devin Nunes LOOKS LIKE A MOLE!

 

QUAGMIREocracy

You may not have a job, or a house, or health care, or pre-school care, or enough to eat, or any care if you are old because those things are NOT ENTITLEMENTS!

Those things are all examples of YOU sucking off the system!

But there is one thing that is always maintained in this great democratic nation of ours and that is a total-complete-ironclad-guaranteed-over-the-top Foreign Policy of,

Seriously, don’t think for a moment that the United States Military Industrial Complex can not maintain a continued state of QUAGMIRE!

THAT is what they do best. And they have proved it!

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And we can all hope with Trump that we can get deeper involved in Syria and Korea which for all practical purposes will have us facing off Russia and China to boot!

Ahh, that American Military just can’t seem to win ANYTHING except body-bags coming home!

Now just why is that?

Well, Tubularsock figured out as a young boy with his friends while playing “WAR” that the enemy was WE!

You see, the boys in the neighborhood would divide up in teams and we would figure out who was going to be the “GOOD GUYS, AMERICA” and the “BAD GUYS, GERMANY AND/OR JAPAN.

Now all this was formulated by the movies of the day and you all know how WAR PROPAGANDA works being as true today as it was in the 1950’s.

But for Tubularsock playing “WAR” was enlightenment because Tubularsock discovered that the “driving force” of the activity was to WIN! There was no good or bad! And most importantly as a “soldier” you were of no importance on either side except to win or die.

It was at that point Tubularsock made up his mind that war was dumb and that he would NEVER join a military.

But to seal that deal Tubularsock did join the Cub Scouts because you got to hang out with your friends and do “neat” things but it didn’t last long and as they started to “recruit” our “den” to join the Boy Scouts Tubularsock had seen enough movies to know about the HJ in Germany and the Great Japan Sincerity Association in Japan. (Remember those news of the world shorts that movie theaters ran before the main features? Tubularsock paid attention!)

Both, in Tubularsock’s mind, were just different renditions of the Boy Scouts. And thus pro-nationalist organizations which prepared youth for war!

So at the ripe old age of 10 Tubularsock decided never to join a group, a military or a war! THE DIE WAS CAST!

 

 

 

 

MATING RITUALS & NORTH KOREA

Tubularsock has been studying mating dance rituals to develop Tubularsock’s NEW THEORY ON AMERICAN FOREIGN POLICY.

For one reason it is just a “click-bate” technique to trick people into reading about American “relations” with North Korea. Yes, there is a lot of fucking around!

Have you ever wonder why North Korea ALWAYS seems to want to provoke it’s neighbors by sending off missiles into the, ahhh ocean?

Now at first it may seem odd Tubularsock admits. But it really isn’t when you look at the REGULAR SCHEDULED EVENT. It’s springtime again.

Every spring North Korea’s neighbors (South Korea and Japan) along with our very own antagonist, the United States join together to play WAR GAMES off the coast of North Korea ……… Every fucking spring!

And when your neighbors tend to run their bombers and their battleships and their missile launchers up and down your coast with a “play-like” attack scenario, well it just may APPEAR aggressive. Don’t you think?

But somehow ALL the news outlets lead with stories like NORTH KOREA THREATEN NEIGHBORS WITH RENEWED MISSILE LAUNCH. Well, no shit Dick Tracy!

Or better yet, NBC banners, “North Korea Threatens U.S. With Nuclear Strike Over War Games!”

And of course Arms Sales To The Region increase and so does the rhetoric of just how “CRAZY” Kim Jong Un happens to be to “threaten” his neighbors. And it is left that HE’S the “crazy-one”!

YAWN ……………..

A different side of the same coin is all that American military buildup along the boarder between Poland and Russia and then promoting the idea that Russia is so aggressive!

SAY WHAT?

And IRAN

And SYRIA

AND THE BEAT GOES ON.

The United States has 735 (2005) known military bases around the globe but this number fluctuates a great deal. The number changes by the U.S. military changing the definition of what constitutes a “military base”. And the presence of “military personal” has different definitions at different times such as using “Special Operations” and other forces.

Those special categories are almost certainly operating from undisclosed locations which the size is unknown.

And the “drone operations” have a variety of “bases” some unknown.

So it is a numbers game but there is no question that the U.S. has far more military bases outside its boarders than any other country in the world by a factor of 33 and a third!

One just might interpret that as a bit “aggressive” and the end result is a lot of animosity toward the U.S. even from it’s “allies”.

It is an infrastructure for war but our propaganda is such that we are a “peace loving nation” with the caveat that you “believe it or we’ll kill you”!

It really should be obvious by even the brain dead that all this shit is made up! It only exists if the United States goes out and “kicks the dog” so to speak.

And in order to insure Arm Sales we’ll poke anybody!

Oh, and you thought we were doing it to protect ourselves and bring democracy to the peoples of the world.

SURE YOU DID!

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PLAIN LUNACY: THE WASTED LIFE OF RYAN OWENS.

Plain lunacy is distinguished from complex lunacy by the fact that one does not need a protractor to figure it out. Remember protractors? Tubularsock has three. One plastic, one metal, and one wood. The wooden one is by far the best to keep Tubularsock “grounded” while working with complex lunacy. But fear not. We aren’t going there today.

Plain lunacy is recognized by a commodity known as “common sense” which in today’s world is in very short supply. And due to that let Tubularsock give you an example.

It is “common sense” that if you stand in quick sand you sink. And yet mankind has conducted wars between one another from the beginning of time sinking deeper and deeper and yet finding the only solution is to conduct another one and another one and another one, ad nauseam.

The thing about “common sense” is it is organic by nature and that may be why it is in such short supply while living within the GMO corporate-industrial-military-security-psyop-complex. Matrix for short!

Now none of this is even new to any of you. Nor to Tubularsock. But it all came crashing back like a nightmarish dream during Orange-Tweet’s “presidential?” speech to Congress.

Much of the PRESS praised Orange-Tweet for SOUNDING so Presidential. Which only means that Orange-Tweet read his speech from a teleprompter and that the speech was written by somebody else with the knowledge of the key and appropriate PLATITUDINAL-BULL-SHIT that is uttered by every other President that has given speeches to the nation.

And a complete and utter moron could give you a synopsis of all that was ludicrous about that speech but Tubularsock will just provide only ONE point that is ALWAYS one of the best tricks out of a BS-magic show.

Parading out the grieving widow! THE HEIGHT OF BULL SHIT MAGNIFICO!

At this point let Tubularsock just say that this entire “show” was really at the expense of Carryn Owens, the bereaving widow who had just lost her husband. For her, the intensity of pain was palpable and very sad.

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However it appears in this photo that the VERY BRAVE GENERALS were more “shocked” by her behavior of showing emotion than having any emotion of loss themselves. They’ll go home to their wives and instruct their drivers what time to pick them up in the morning to return to the Pentagon to plan more death and destruction based on existential fear! Ass holes all!

 

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The use by Orange Tweet and the Generals of an intense display of the TRUTH OF WAR they, as always, attempt to give us all that total crap about just how BRAVE, COURAGEOUS, SELFLESS, HEROIC WARRIOR dead Owens was and added to that the embarrassing shit about “. . . battling against terrorism and securing our nation.”

WELL NO! Thirty-six year-old Chief Petty Officer William “Ryan” Owens, was mislead. Unfortunately Owens believed that he was serving and protecting his country. As delusional unfortunately that happens to be in this case. In most in truth!

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Tubularsock wonders if Owens EVER even thought what the fuck was he protecting us from while shooting up  Yemen?

No! Owens, according to The Chicago Times, dreamed of becoming a SEAL since he was in high school and enlisted right after high school. The perfect age for stupidity! No thinking there!

Chief Petty Officer William “Ryan” Owens was a dupe, just cannon fodder, and now dead Owens has to be pumped up with empty meaningless adulation so as the next stupid high school student will want to throw his life away as well!

THERE IS NO GLORY IN KILLING OTHER PEOPLE ……….. PERIOD. There is absolutely nothing courageous or brave or selfless or heroic. It is just extrajudicial murder and one who carries it out is just a murderer plain and simple.

As so well stated in The Americanization of Emily, a 1964 movie about WW2, Lt. Cmdr. Charles E. Madison (James Garner) says: “We shall never end wars, Mrs. Barham, by blaming it on the ministers and generals, or warmongering imperialists, or all the other banal bogeys. It’s the rest of us who build statues to those generals and name boulevards after those ministers. The rest of us who make heroes of our dead and shrines of our battlefields. We wear our widow’s weeds like nuns, Mrs. Barham, and perpetuate war by exalting its sacrifices.”

Now there is no question that “Ryan” Owens “bought into” the “serving your country crap”. Tubularsock has no argument with the protection of one’s country. The argument comes when it IS OUR COUNTRY that is the aggressor to other countries.

Afghanistan NEVER attacked the United States!

Iraq NEVER attacked the United States!

Libya NEVER attacked the United States!

Vietnam NEVER attacked the United States!

And by far not the last example, Yemen NEVER attacked the United States!

So just exactly WHO was Owens and the pack of Chicken-Shit-Navy-SEALS murderers protecting? Definitely not you or Tubularsock! Or for that matter any American citizen.

Yemen? American military killing people in Yemen? What the fuck?

DO YOU FEEL SAFER? FUCK NO, WE’RE NOT SAFER!

Wonder why?

Well, it is simple really. Let Tubularsock return to the “common sense” of Plain Lunacy.

Never arm lunatics with guns!

You should remember that there was no such thing as al-Qaeda until the U.S. created them to fight the Russians in Afghanistan back under the Reagan and Carter Administrations.

And even to this day the U.S. government keeps pushing that IT’S THE TERRORISTS, IT’S THE TERRORISTS, IT’S THE TERRORISTS but the U.S. government keeps arming them.

Whether it’s Shrub, Step-En-Fetch-It, or Small-Hands-Orange-Tweet each have continued to provide arms and support to the terrorists.

They all keep repeating that battling against terrorism and securing our nation is our goal sooooooooo,

EXACTLY WHERE IS THE COMMON SENSE LOGIC IN CONTINUING ARMING THEM?

Oh, unless there is another agenda that is not being stated to the American public, an agenda that Chief Petty Officer William “Ryan” Owens and so many others have literally “fallen for”. But rest assured SOMEBODY PROFITS!

And speaking about Americans there was another American citizen killed in this raid in Yemen. And that was 8-year-old Nawar (Nora) who was visiting her mother when the raid took place. She was one of the 24 civilians killed by the American “brave” SEAL murderers.

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Of course there is always an answer. US Air Force colonel John Thomas said: “Al-Qaida in the Arabian Peninsula has a horrifying history of hiding women and children within militant operating areas and terrorist camps, and continuously shows a callous disregard for innocent lives. That’s what makes cases like these so especially tragic.”

But here is the problem with all that ……… THEY LIVE THERE!

US Air Force colonel John Thomas doesn’t!

It is like all those 100’s of thousands of civilians that guys like US Air Force colonel John Thomas napalmed in Vietnam. Burning them alive! They were all in there with the Vietcong ….. Remember?

THEY LIVED THERE! THAT WAS THEIR HOME!

It is the fucking brain dead like US Air Force colonel John Thomas that attacked them in THEIR COUNTRY!

That is like saying that all the people that died in the Twin Towers on 9/11 were in those buildings because of the horrifying history of capitalists showing callous disregard for innocent lives.

GIVE TUBULARSOCK A BREAK!

But that isn’t the entire story.
Nawar (Nora), was the 8-year-old daughter of Anwar al-Awlaki, a radical Yemeni-American cleric killed in a targeted U.S. drone strike in Yemen in 2011. A strike ordered by Obummer. Anwar al-Awlaki too was an American citizen born in New Mexico.

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And Obummer has never commented publicly on the targeted drone strike that accidentally killed Abdulrahman al-Awlaki, a 16-year-old American boy and the son of al Qaeda leader Anwar al-Awlaki in 2011. The teenager, Abdulrahman al-Awlaki, a U.S. citizen who was born in Denver in 1995.

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So so much for “protecting Americans”!

All this death and destruction was approved over dinner five days after the presidential inauguration by Orange-Tweet and his closest advisers.

Oh don’t worry, Tweet-boy didn’t lose any sleep over it and by using Carryn Owens as a propaganda prop it just showed better on TV! You see the Orange-Tweet could not help but brag that his words “. . . had inspired the hugest, greatest standing ovation ever, so long and loud, it’ll make your head spin. Believe me.”

 

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ANOTHER TUBULARSOCK ALTERNUT FACT!

In the world of “facts” Tubularsock likes to apply basic science. Only because science = temporary-truth because in using the Scientific Method the theory is presented and it is open to other scientists to duplicate the theory using the same methods to duplicate the results. If that happens the best that can be done is that the theory becomes a working theory and remains that because it at anytime may be disproved with new information. At that point the working theory becomes a “new” theory until it has been “proven” by duplicate recreation. This process IS what science happens to BE. And to be “true-science” the process is continuous and there can NEVER be an end point!

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However, A FACT as defined by Merriam-Webster is “a piece of information presented as having objective reality” .

An “Alternate Fact” is just a really cool way of lying and sounding like you are telling the truth because you used the word “fact”.

BUT an “Alternut Fact” is just a cool way of out facting a fact with an objective reality that is not on the same plane as a “regular” truth and is more truthful than truth due to the truth being generated by a direct line moving at a constant velocity with respect to a fixed point or an objective reality! See, simple Science!

Which brings Tubularsock to the following Alternut Fact and if one wishes to PROVE something beyond a shadow of a doubt ……….. take a picture!

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Just for the fun of it, let’s say that Tubularsock is going to sell you this car:

A 2017 ROLLS ROYCE PHANTOM CONVERTIBLE

A 2017 ROLLS ROYCE PHANTOM CONVERTIBLE

And lets say the cost of this PHANTOM was just a little over $430,000.00 and that is with an AM/FM Stereo and an electric ashtray! Oh sure, and automatic windshield wipers.

But if you buy today and pay CASH Tubularsock would sell it TO YOU for $200,000.00!

And you are directed to wire the cash to Tubularsock World Wide Auto Sales Ltd. in Panama.

Simple as that.

And upon receipt and verification of your payment your new ROLLS ROYCE PHANTOM CONVERTIBLE will be delivered to your door at no charge.

Deal?

But then you remember what your father always told you: “Read the fine print!”

 

 

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So would you go for the deal?

Or not!

Well that is EXACTLY the deal the United States is offering YOU when it comes to information about this inflated Russian hacking lie!

At the very TOP of the National Cybersecurity & Communications Integration Center – NCCIC and Federal Bureau of Investigation is this disclaimer:

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Which is to say that THEY ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE INFORMATION PROVIDED!

Have any question come to your mind?

Perhaps, Tubularsock’s just sayin’ , if the NCCIC and the FBI are putting out this information about the Russian hacking, THEN just who is responsible for the validity of the information? They say: IT’S NOT US!

But really, in this case it is just an attempt to mislead YOU. It is not a lie, it just doesn’t fit the reality of the situation. It is a cleaver misdirection that looks like there is real information being provided but IT DOESN’T PROVE JACK SHIT!

And THAT is one major problem with the United States of America today …………… NO ONE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING!

CONGRESS VOTES TO GIVE THE PRESIDENT THE ABILITY TO KILL PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD ….. THEY’RE NOT RESPONSIBLE.

A BANK IS DRIVEN INTO BANKRUPTCY AND HAS TO BE BAILED OUT BY “WE THE CITIZENS” ……… THE CEO IS NOT RESPONSIBLE.

BIG PHARMA KILLS HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WITH THEIR PILLS ……. THEY’RE NOT RESPONSIBLE.

THE COPS OPENLY SHOOT PEOPLE IN THE BACK BECAUSE THE COP “FEELS” THREATENED ……….. NOT RESPONSIBLE.

THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY MACHINE CHEAT AND RIG HILLARY’S NOMINATION FOR THE PARTY BUT SHE AND HER CORRUPT CHEATING BAND OF CONSPIRATORS ARE NOT HELD RESPONSIBLE ……. the focus is shifted to the Russians for Christ sake!

NO ONE IS RESPONSIBLE, well except for the guy who’s selling cigarettes on the street without a permit. He’s responsible for his CRIME! So much so, that the cops kill him after breaking the police departments own rules. But those cops aren’t held responsible for their own cop rules!

AND NOW TRUMP LIES AND LIES AND LIES AND ALL OF A SUDDEN IT’S AN ISSUE?

OH, PLEASE!

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You know, after listening to Rex W. Tillerson, Trumps pick for his Secretary of State and Jeff Sessions, Trumps pick for his Attorney General, all Tubularsock has to say at this moment in time is they are as bad as Tubularsock had imagined!

Really, it’s easy to know this because when any hearings are held and the main stream press direct all attention toward AN ALLEGED CLAIM that Donnie was involved in “perverted sexual acts” during stays in Moscow and St. Petersburg in 2013, only means one thing …………….

lookAnd Tillerson and Session must BOTH be EXTREMELY NASTY men if to counter their conformation hearings the powers that be have to come up with the following to focus attention away from them.

Now the question is whether it is Trump trying to divert our attention or Trump’s opponents trying to undermine Trumps ascendancy. Either way we as citizens are fucked!

BuzzFeed News published a longer document than the two-page summary of the unsubstantiated allegations that were presented to Trump and Obama by the CIA, FBI, and the National Security Agency.

It said that “. . . during a 2013 trip to the Russian capital, Trump made Russian prostitutes defile a Ritz-Carlton bed where President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama had stayed on a previous occasion. It said the incident was captured on surveillance cameras.”

The accusations in the BuzzFeed News documents are unconfirmed.

It is true that Trump did travel to Russia in 2013 when he hosted the Miss Universe Pageant there and the Obama’s traveled to Moscow in July 2009. And they all stayed at the Ritz Carlton. But THAT is about all that is true out of this crap!

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Anyone out there that may want to practice a little critical thinking?

Ok. Lets.

In 2013 Donald went to Moscow for the Miss Universe Pageant and not only stayed at the Ritz Carlton Moscow but took it upon himself to stay “in the same room” as the Obama’s had stayed in4-yearsand was able to locate the exact BED the Obama’s had slept in 4 years before and hired a number of RUSSIAN prostitutes “. . . to perform a ‘golden showers’ (urination) show in front of him” ruining the bed!

The Ritz Carlton Moscow was WELL KNOWN to be under FSB control with microphones and concealed cameras in all the main rooms to record anything they wanted to.” (FSB refers to the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation.)

Remember common sense?

Is it logical for a well traveled guy in the limelight to even consider this?

Now Tubularsock doesn’t like Donnie much but this story is beyond dubious

Now to prove Tubularsock’s point …… are you thinking AT ALL about Tillerson and Sessions.

Tubularsock didn’t think so …………………

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Tubularsock finds it difficult to believe that the agency (CIA) who has been tasked with overthrowing countries (even democratic ones) and manipulating elections all over the world is now all of a sudden telling us the “truth”?

None of you can be that naive!

It has already been discovered that it wasn’t a “hack” but rather an “inside leak” and the “leaker” is known by Craig Murray, the former UK ambassador to Uzbekistan.

The “leaker’s” motivation was “disgust at the corruption of the Clinton Foundation and the ’tilting of the primary election playing field against Bernie Sanders”!

Furthermore the “hack” software used can be purchased on the “dark web” by ANYONE and it is an outdated Ukrainian/Russian software.

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Maybe the Democrats should spend their time and “clean house” rather than point the blame for losing this election to fucking-orange-twitter-man and the “Russians”!

And just a personal note: Is Tubularsock going to believe a man named Clapper? Not without a penicillin shot!

And what is all this neocon Russian shit anyway?

The Russians have 10 military bases outside Russia with an estimated 45,000 personnel.

The United States has 900 military bases in 130 countries outside the U.S. with an estimated 150,560 personnel. With a total worldwide military personnel of 1,302,941.

Now I ask you …….. WHO’S THE AGGRESSOR?

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Tubularsock had to leave the Bunker to gather food. Usually Tubularsock remains incommunicado until well after the first of each year. One reason is that if Tubularsock stays away from people during late December and early January Tubularsock doesn’t have to listen to “Oh, happy holidays or Merry Christmas” and that fucking “Happy New Year” shit!

Some years Tubularsock has gotten through “obsessive-happy-days” without contact. But not this year.

Now Tubularsock’s response to the standard happy-cheer-statements is a clear diversionary tactic such as “Same to you fella, and So’s your mother!” That usually stops them from further conversation. As well as having them move quickly away.

Anyway, as Tubularsock pulled out of the garage of Tubularsock’s top floor corner office underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see Bunker Tour) in his pickup Tubularsock turned on the radio and as fate would have it a CBS programed interview was in progress. Now how did CBS even find its way onto Tubularsock’s radio dial. That was a surprise to Tubularsock …….. well that’s radio for ya’!

Anyway within this interview the commentator weaved in the standard programmed reference to the Russian’s being blamed into hacking into our elections …. as if it were fact.

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Remember repeat the lie often enough ……….

The fact, that to date there has been NO PROOF provided is par for the course.

And the master-bating-media seems to just beat off to a different drummer.

Now really, so far, THERE IS NO PROOF!

But Obummer today is kicking 35 Russian intelligence operatives out of the US, the NY Times reports. The agencies are believed to have been involved in hacking the Democratic National Committee and others.

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But look …… it is all bull shit. What Obummer really is doing is putting the onus on Donald Trump to lift the sanctions when he takes office, officially signaling that US intelligence agencies can’t be trusted. (Like, exactly who does trust them anyway?)

You see, it is just a game. A simple school yard game between the boys. The unfortunate part, as usual, some poor innocents will be harmed at some point and we’ll all rally around the flag with THE RUSSIAN’S DID IT! Whatever the IT happens to be this week.

And as we see the almost black boy and the clearly orange boy slug it out before the end-of-recess bell rings as we ponder why Putin appears to be the only intelligent MAN in the game. Maybe it’s the vodka.

 

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THE DEEP SHIT!

Now the CIA has reported “someone in the CIA happens to believe that just maybe for certain that the DEEP STATE has hired an agent to orchestrate and develop a top secret project known, by ONLY real insiders, as ORANGE BLOSUM MATRIX.” (this is science!)

Now Tubularsock has word from the NY Times that they know almost for sure, kind of, that their CIA contact has substantiated that the Russians may be aware of this top secret project and that Putin HIMSELF may be at his desk RIGHT NOW hacking into Twitter for the truth!

The Washington Post, a subsidiary of the CIA, has gone on to say that all the facts if they had any would be correct! Not to be undone by the NY Times, The Post has made up their own fake news by paraphrasing a known CIA custodian who has categorically stated that he’ll be “cleaning this up!”. Which is all the news necessary to know the Russians did something nefarious.

So it is up to Tubularsock, “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news.” to come to the rescue of real Truth with a capital T!

Now Tubularsock can not substantiate this top secret, “for your eyes only” actual unaltered photo that many feel has a resemblance to Tubularsock himself. Tubularsock has gone on record at 331/3 and stated that he does have a new part time job.

That being said it is best not to speak of the matter. And this unaltered photo will self destruct in three seconds.

Or as that CIA custodian is often quoted, “You’re in deep shit if you speak deep state”.
But for deep dish pizza call John Podesta.

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