THE TUBULARSOCK “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news” NEWS SERVICE has just received information from a high ranking reliable source from the inner circles of the U.S. Government, who has asked not to be identified because he/she/Mx. does not wish to jeopardize their respectable standing in the eyes of the public.
It has just today been decided by the Trump Transition Team to enter the name of Tubularsock for the new cabinet position of SECRETARY OF THE DEPLORABLES.
EDITORS NOTE: Please understand that THE TUBULARSOCK “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news” NEWS SERVICE has no conflict of interest in covering Tubularsock’s own personal political career. There is no favoritism toward Tubularsock from the huge news staff of “Tfhcshn NS” what-so-ever and his incredible insights and qualifications for just about everything can not be exaggerated any more than what Tubularsock does himself. Rest assured that “truth is stranger than fiction”.
It has been discovered that Tubularsock was presented with the news, of his pending cabinet position, in an undisclosed top floor corner office in an underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see Bunker Tour) and has accepted the job of going off to the Deplorable Congress to be anointed as Secretary of the Deplorables for our new Deplorable President. Not to be confused with the last Deplorable President who is soon to be off to the West Coast quicker than the time Tubularsock had to BUILD A FUCKING WALL to keep him out!
Many have demanded already that Tubularsock be vetted, unlike all the other cabinet position seekers. Tubularsock has had a rich governmental record during the 2014 Obummer’s cabinet (see SECRETARY OF THE INFERIOR) and was well respected until some “issues” developed. Tubularsock filled the Obummer Cabinet position of Secetary of the Inferior and many feel that the knowledge gleaned by Tubularsock in that position positions him well for being confirmed.
As Senator McCain himself stated, “I see no clear distinction between Inferiors and Deplorables! Tubularsock will make a fine SECRETARY OF THE DEPLORABLES.” And this is coming from a prisoner-of-war-veteran who made anti-American tapes for the Vet-Cong claiming that American air strikes were directed at schools and hospitals! And then paraded himself in the Ukraine, more recently, with the Neo-Nazis claiming that the CIA had brought democracy to the Ukraine! Now how can you beat integrity like THAT! (see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm5Y4D6wY98)
It was reported that Tubularsock had only time to allow Deplorable Trump to ask him to accept the Secretary of the Deplorables job in a CAR MEETING. The photo taken appears to seem like possibly almost a person that looks very much like Tubularsock within the car with Deplorable Trump and has not been confirmed. You be the judge!
This is a fast breaking story! Rest assured you’ll be presented with updates ad nauseam !



































