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TUBULARSOCK SAYS: DIRECTION
Posted: October 13, 2014 in Afghanistan, American Exceptionalism, Assad, Bagdad, Central Bank, Chemical Warfare, CHEMICAL WEAPONS, CIA Drugs, CIA TERRORISTS, Climate, Cuba, Drones, Ebola, economics, Economy, FBI TERRORISTS, FED, Ferguson, Flight MH17, Fukushima, Health, Iran, IRAQ, ISIS, ISRAEL, James Clapper, Joe Biden, NATO, Neo-Nazi, NSA, Nuremberg Trials, PALESTINIANS, POLICE MILITARIZATION, REPUBLICANS, Russia, Secret Service, SOLITARY CONFINEMENT, SYRIA, Ukraine, War Criminals, XL PipelineTags: al Qaeda, barack obama, Big Oil, CIA, Diane Feinstein, Dick Cheney, drones, FBI, global arms trade, Human Rights American Failure, Keystone XL pipeline, middle-east, NSA, Obama foreign policy, Syria, terrorism, Ukraine, world peace treaty
THE WAKING SLEEP . . .
Posted: September 23, 2014 in Assad, Bagdad, boots on the ground, Bull Shit, CIA TERRORISTS, FBI TERRORISTS, Flight MH17, IRAQ, ISIS, Kayne West, Kim Kardashian, NATO, NSA, Russia, SYRIA, The Matrix, UkraineTags: al Qaeda, barack obama, Human Rights American Failure, Iran, libya, NSA, Putin, Russia, Syria, terrorism, Ukraine
Now Tubularsock was separating bull shit from reality with his new invention known as the BULLSHIT REMOVAL EXTRACTOR. Yes, Tubularsock knows that “removal” and “extractor” are redundant but you’ll have to admit so is BULLSHIT!
Anyway, there is not a whole lot to do in Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in his underground bunker in Oakland, CA overlooking Washington, D.C. so Tubularsock has to keep busy exposing the BULLSHIT REDUNDANCY . Hey, it’s like a quest!
ISIS seems to be ALL that is happening in the entire world if you pay attention to the maimed-street-media.
Well guess what fellow travels ………..
Not much has changed ……. it is all focus.
NSA are still spying on you …… nothing has changed. Congress spoke about being upset and going to do something BUT they went on their “Summer Recess” and then ISIS appeared and they voted to support bombing them and then called for a “surprise” break and they won’t return until the FIRST WEEK IN DECEMBER! Oh yeah, just in time for their Christmas Recess. No, really Congress is going to be in session for a good four days this year …… really? Tubularsock’s sure of it, if you count what they have accomplished!
Hello …….. planet earth can you read me?
Oh, and MH-17 is still being investigated by the “international-community” (aka the united states being omni-present) and the first emphasis was that the investigation was NOT going to cast “blame” but they are going to investigate the “facts”.
Bottom line is that the Puppet-Ukrainian-Government supported by the United States shot down the Malaysian passenger plane and the Russians and the Russian Ukrainian Supporters were not responsible. Those are the facts that are coming out of the investigation but the maimed-streamed-media just doesn’t seem to notice.
And then there is ……. wait for it ……… the Kim Kardashian nude “hacked” photos!
You know in truth, Tubularsock doesn’t know who in the fuck Kim Kardashian really is but she seems to appear every time any odd international news crops up.
And seriously, have you ever seen Kim in her “regular-clothes?” It is all focus.
How is “nudity” different?
And Tubularsock doesn’t want to pry, but when was the last time YOU took photos of yourself nude and posted them so they could be hacked?
Oh ……… the BULLSHIT REMOVAL EXTRACTOR is going off the charts so Tubularsock has to cool down the system …….. Like later!
TUBULARSOCK SAYS: NATO
Posted: September 15, 2014 in NATO, Neo-Nazi, Obama, Russia, UkraineTags: barack obama, Human Rights American Failure, NATO, Obama foreign policy, Russia, Ukraine
TUBULARSOCK SAYS: LEAD FROM BEHIND
Posted: September 13, 2014 in Afghanistan, American Exceptionalism, Assad, Bagdad, Bandar bin Sultan, CHEMICAL WEAPONS, CIA TERRORISTS, Crimea, Cuba, Diane Feinstein, Dick Cheney, Don Rumfeld, Drones, FBI TERRORISTS, Flight MH17, Guantanamo, HEZBOLLAH, Iran, IRAQ, ISIS, ISRAEL, James Clapper, Joe Biden, John Kerry, Kim Kardashian, Michael Hastings, Michelle Obama, Neo-Nazi, NSA, Obama, Obama win?, Oil, PALESTINIANS, Rose Garden, Russia, Russia-Syria Chemicals, SOLITARY CONFINEMENT, SYRIA, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., The Matrix, torture, Ukraine, ZionismTags: al Qaeda, barack obama, Benghazi, Big Oil, CIA, Diane Feinstein, Dick Cheney, global arms trade, Human Rights American Failure, middle-east, North Africa, NSA, Obama foreign policy, Rule of Law, Syria, terrorism
LOSING YOUR HEAD OVER ISIS!
Posted: September 12, 2014 in Assad, Bagdad, CIA TERRORISTS, Don Rumfeld, Drones, Economy, FBI TERRORISTS, freedom of the press, Guantanamo, Iran, IRAQ, ISIS, ISRAEL, Joe Biden, John Kerry, Keystone XL, NSA, Obama, Oil, Russia, Russia-Syria Chemicals, SYRIA, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., The Matrix, tortureTags: al Qaeda, barack obama, Benghazi, Big Oil, CIA, Dick Cheney, Human Rights American Failure, middle-east, North Africa, Obama foreign policy, politics, Russia, Syria, terrorism, war
LOSING YOUR HEAD OVER ISIS!
As usual, Tubularsock sits in awe of stupidity. Obomber’s speech sounded like Bush’s speech, sounded like Johnson’s speech, sounded like Nixon’s speech.
There is always that underpinning whether mentioned or not that we have to stop the Vietcong, al Qaida, ISIS over there or they will be on our shores in a minute.
Even though YOU can’t get on a plane without a crotch search.
Tubularsock ain’t scared!
And oh how BARBARIC they all are, down right uncivilized!
Did you know that ISIS cuts people’s heads off?
And oh my god, they WATER-BOARD their prisoners!
Can it get any worse than that?
Well yes, they TORTURE their prisoners and if that isn’t enough
they make their prisoners wear orange jump suits!
And unlike “OUR” CIA they didn’t destroy their videos of doing all these things, THEY POST THEM ON YOUTUBE!
Talk about transparency!
My god, what is this world coming to?
Somehow in all this is always our rush to bomb …… well, bomb somebody.
And bombing has worked so well that it will just be as effective again!
And again, and again, and again ……… see how effective it is?
Let’s see, ahh …….. women and children first is what Tubularsock likes to say.
Ok. And the old people! They can’t get out of the way anyway.
Yep, lets shock and awe them.
And what gets Tubularsock the most is that WE (meaning the United States) helped create ISIS. WE (meaning the United States) funded them and trained them to help fight Syria. And remember WE (meaning the United States) also funded and trained bin Laden’s al Qaida back in the day to help fight the Soviet Union in Afghanistan.
Somehow that never gets mentioned in the speeches and the maimed stream media.
The other crap that seemed to be missed is in August, Saudi Arabia executed 15 people by chopping off their heads. You remember Saudi Arabia …… they are one of our allies.
And the “moderate” elements of the rebel groups in Syria which WE (meaning the United States) have been and are going to continue to arm, fund, and train cut off 8 heads of captured ISIS rebels in the past few days.
Now you tell Tubularsock ……… does it look like beheading really means all that much to the President or Congress to you?
Now the realization that bombing people usually turns them INTO terrorists still hasn’t penetrated Obomber’s head. Bush didn’t get that either and the Vietcong grew under Johnson’s and Nixon’s bombing.
So why is it that bombing is the first line of defense?
Hmmm. Just maybe we need terrorists.
It appears to Tubularsock that it is the ONLY job program Obummer and Congress have come up with that works!
There doesn’t appear to be any unemployment in ISIS. And you have to admit ISIS even sounds like a government program?
TIME MACHINE DISCOVERED
Posted: September 4, 2014 in American Exceptionalism, CIA TERRORISTS, CYBER-ATTACKS, debt, economics, Economy, ethics training, Fiscal cliff, FREEDOM, freedom of the press, Gulag mentality, ISIS, Joe Biden, John Kerry, Kayne West, Kim Kardashian, Neo-Nazi, NSA, Nuremberg Trials, Obama, OccupyWall Street, Quantitative Easing, Ron Reagan, Russia, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., The Matrix, tortureTags: al Qaeda, barack obama, Big Oil, CIA, drones, global arms trade, Human Rights American Failure, middle-east, Rule of Law, Russia, terrorism, war
Now here is something that you won’t believe. Tubularsock has discovered an operative TIME MACHINE. Hey really, it is up and running and YOU haven’t even noticed!
It’s amazing at several levels. First, it’s right in front of you. Second, you don’t have to climb into it. Third, it is operating as Tubularsock writes this information to you.
Fasten your seat belt, expect tubebulence!
It appears to Tubularsock that this new 21st century TIME MACHINE was plugged in a long time ago maybe all the way back to Babbling-Alzheimer-Ridden Reagan but no matter, it is manifesting NOW so that is where we are in TIME MACHINE present moment time!
The United States has become a combination of (perhaps due to cross wiring within the TIME MACHINE) the end of the Roman Empire combined with the ultimate Fascist State. ( jump back, fucking Hitler!)
The government and the corporation are one and the same, hence: Fascism!
Now, Tubularsock knew there’d be doubters.
Fucking look at the facts …………. everything the United States Government does is TO PROTECT NATIONAL INTERESTS.
Now the American public THINKS that THAT is them but it is not! PROTECT NATIONAL INTERESTS is capitalistic profit and control speak for their profit and their control! That is the reality, period!
The United States Empire Direction is crumbling and this was foretold by putting a BLACK Man in the WHITE House. See the color contrasting problem?
The White Power Structure needed a scapegoat so what better scapegoat than a Black Man. Especially a Black Man who only looks FORWARD! (He’d fucking freak out if that fucker looked back!)
And just like the Roman Empire we have troops and mercenaries throughout the world destabilizing areas so to conquer them as servant-states. (in the old days they were called colonies but we’re past that, we’re modern!)
ALSO our economy and monetary policies are crumbling because we have sunk to a belief that denial is the operative solution.
It is all falling apart as it did for the Romans. Wow, time flies …………
At the same time as the Roman Empire is crumbling (476 C.E.) and the Fascist State is solidifying (1930’s AD) we have a Caliphate forming before our very eyes. We are talking about the 600 BC here!
Wow! This TIME MACHINE is awesome!
No really, tell Tubularsock ……… how often have you seen the fall of the Roman Empire, the rise of the Fascist State and the formation of a Caliphate ALL AT THE SAME TIME?
Which only goes to prove that TIME IS AN ILLUSION.
But this is the 21st Century for Christ sake! Top this:
Add to all of this THE COLD WAR!
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, THE COLD WAR too!
You get the fall of the Roman Empire …..
You get the rise of the Fascist State …..
You get the formation of a Caliphate …..
AND THE COLD WAR TOO!
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Ok, Tubularsock got a little carried away here. Shows you what happens when the dream of short term profit overcomes long term thinking.
In such a short time period the U.S. came from “saving the world” from the clutches of evil Fascism and destroying Communism to being the ultimate Fascist-Police-State and attempting to bomb-drone-and-torture the world into lockstep-order TO PROTECT OUR NATIONAL INTERESTS.
Well it’s not working. Self interest will win the day and it may be a surprise but other countries in the world have their own self interests too.
It will be fun to see Germany, Russia, and China form an economic bloc. The old day fascists and commies finding their home grown roots against the present day U.S. fascist-police state.
What will the TIME MACHINE show us next? Just maybe Tubularsock will have figured out the dials and buttons in the TIME MACHINE by then. Ahh, what adventures await.
MH17 — DAH. REALLY?
Posted: August 10, 2014 in Afghanistan, American Exceptionalism, Assad, ASSAULT WEAPONS, Bagdad, Bull Shit, Chemical Warfare, CHEMICAL WEAPONS, CIA Drugs, CIA TERRORISTS, Crimea, Dick Cheney, Don Rumfeld, Economy, FBI TERRORISTS, Flight MH17, FREEDOM, Iran, IRAQ, ISIS, ISRAEL, Neo-Nazi, Obama, Russia, Russia-Syria Chemicals, SYRIA, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., Ukraine, Ukrainian Gold, Woody GuthrieTags: 911, al Qaeda, barack obama, CIA, Dick Cheney, global arms trade, Human Rights American Failure, libya, middle-east, Obama foreign policy, Putin, Rule of Law, Russia, Syria, terrorism, Ukraine, war
Well “good morning America how are ya?”(City of New Orleans by Steve Goodman)
Tubularsock has been hangin’ in the bunker in awe and amazement once again over how the shit that is spewed from the United States Government’s propaganda machine works so well. Even though it is straight-up lies and then those lies are smeared with bat shit. People in this country eat it right up. And EVEN the Europeans are at the table.
Well it only goes to show that vested interests dine at the same trough.
The entire propaganda ploy is really simple: Create and control the narrative FIRST.
That means that once you implement your fiendish plan you control the emotional thought patterns of the people.
You then continue to repeat the false narrative often regardless of what REAL truth comes out.
It is all a ploy but it works. And it has been used repetitively.
Need examples?
Simple!
9/11 …………… On the day the three buildings at the World Trade Center collapsed into they own footprint and in truck-able sized steel pieces the controlled narrative was being propagated.
And that narrative. Osama bin Laden did it!
Tubularsock hadn’t even finished his first cup of coffee before he was told that Osama bin Laden did it and that was repeated every minute of every day for years.
And why did Osama bin Laden do it?
He didn’t like our freedom.
Now remember that information was put out there so fast that the smoke hadn’t even cleared New York yet.
Not only that but ALL the news outlets knew EVERYTHING about Osama bin Laden even the address of the cave he was planning all this from in Afghanistan!
Now who was feeding the news media this information? Oh, come on …… just guess.
Remember ………… No one could have possibly THOUGHT that someone would fly planes into buildings said Condo-Rice and Little-bush-shit. So then how could they ALL know who did it and where he was and why he did it AND put it out to the media so rapidly?
And to this day if you would like to clear a space for yourself on a city bus or have room to drink alone at a cocktail party or to find alone time in a full cafe all you have to do is start to question the 9/11 narrative. The bull shit produced by the U.S. government has worked THAT well!
AND TO SEAL THE DEAL: To this day the majority of Americans still believe that Saddam Insane had something to do with the attack on 9/11!
EVEN after both Little-bush-shit and torture-cheney have come out and said that they had never said what they said about Saddam’s involvement. EVEN when you can see them say it on video and also see them say they didn’t say what they said on video.
Bottom line: The one out first with the narrative, even though it’s a lie, is the narrative that sticks in the minds of the masses! PERIOD!
Assad used chemical weapons on his own people ……………
That narrative was pushed by the American Government in the media and Assad was condemned and assailed as a heartless murderer.
Well, he didn’t do that!
It was discovered by international investigation that it was the U.S. supported terrorists that used chemical weapons on people. NOT the Assad Government.
It was because of that information that Obama had to drop the bombing of Syria idea.
But Obummer knew that ALL THE TIME.
Yet, just this week Tubularsock was reading a current article that referenced Assad’s use of chemical weapons ……….. remember the FIRST narrative sticks!
Which bring us to what Tubularsock wanted to talk about ………… The flight of MH17 and it’s demise over Ukraine.
Now to many Tubularsock readers you already know this because you keep up with the BSN (bull-shit-narrative). For you, you can use your extra time by not reading further and polishing your Molotov cocktails. Or for many of you polishing off any kind of cocktails for that matter!
Now that the room is cleared …………..
Propaganda is much like a horse race. You want your horse out of the gate FIRST because that is the narrative that will be remembered.
And what came out first? Russia was responsible, PERIOD!
No proof, no investigation, no nothing EXCEPT ……… Russia was responsible, PERIOD!
That is the first hint that the narrative is false and of course …….. it is!
And then the corollary narrative ……… the Pro-Russian rebels were responsible which is equally false.
A simple trick Tubularsock always uses when these incidents occur is logic.
Why would Russia blow up an international flight of civilians over another country? What would be their advantage in doing that?
To what advantage would the Pro-Russian rebels have in blowing up an international flight of civilians?
To win friends and influence people? Come now!
So it is obvious that there is NO advantage for either of them to do this …….. nada!
So that leaves the American-puppet government of Ukraine.
And from the facts so far on the ground it appears that MH17 was shot down by the American-puppet government of Ukraine’s air-force. Not by a ground missile.
And the reason Tubularsock feels this information may be the correct answer is also based on logic.
And the logic goes like this ……….
The Russians have released satellite imagery showing that MH17 was in the same airspace with two Ukraine jet fighters just before the “incident”. There also were no sign of ground missile activity. But the Russian imagery is not as technologically as clear as the imagery that the spy satellite that the United States had flying over the same area would be IF THE U.S. RELEASED THAT IMAGERY.
Which means that OBUMMER KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED and rest assured that if it “proved” that Russia was really responsible it would have been out of the gate weeks ago.
That for Tubularsock PROVES that the American narrative is a pack of shit!
Also recall that a few days after MH17 going down the U.S. released satellite imagery showing Russian missiles being fired across their border into Ukraine to help the Pro-Russian rebels. And ranting about that “unlawful” activity.
Which only shows Tubularsock that the satellite imagery the U.S. has of the downing of MH17 does not support the American narrative!
CASE CLOSED.
NEWS BEFORE IT HAPPENS: THE SECRETARY OF THE INFERIOR — MISSING?
Posted: July 2, 2014 in American Exceptionalism, ART, ASSAULT WEAPONS, Bagdad, BRADLEY MANNING, Bull Shit, bull shit as an art form, CIA Drugs, CIA TERRORISTS, CYBER-ATTACKS, Dick Cheney, Don Rumfeld, economics, FBI, FBI TERRORISTS, FED, FREEDOM, freedom of the press, General Keith Alexander, General Stanley McChrystal, Guantanamo, GUATEMALA, Gulag mentality, GUNS, Hamid Karzai, Holiday jobs 2013, Infallbiility, James Clapper, Jay Z, Joe Biden, John Kerry, John MaCain, Jon Stewart, Justin Bieber, Kayne West, Keystone XL, Kim Kardashian, Leon Panetta, Mental Health, Michelle Obama, NSA, Obama, OccupyWall Street, PALESTINIANS, Poppies, Pussy Riot, Quantitative Easing, Radiation, REPUBLICANS, Ron Reagan, Russia, Senate Intelligence Committee, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., The Matrix, U.S. General's ethics, UkraineTags: al Qaeda, barack obama, Benghazi, Bradley Manning, bull shit, CIA, current-events, Diane Feinstein, Dick Cheney, FBI, global arms trade, Human Rights American Failure, Iran, John McCain, Keystone XL pipeline, middle-east, NSA, Obama foreign policy, politics, Rule of Law, terrorism, Ukraine, world peace treaty
From a series of informed sources who are not authorized to speak on this issue but have nothing else to do today in the bloated government bureaucracy has presented an outline of the influence of the new Secretary Of The Inferior on the Obama Administration.*
The Tubularsock News Team has also sent our stealth photographer into the mix and has documented photographic evidence of all the rumor and innuendo.
As we like to say at the Tubularsock News Team break-room, “If a picture is worth a thousand words then this story is worth ten thousand words!”
Rather than be accused of conflict of interest we have turned our investigative journalism over to the tabloid, The New York Toast.
From the very beginning fear in the Administration was palpable. Could a “commoner” be able to bond with the elite?
Well, our inside sources all concurred that the new Secretary Of The Inferior fit like a hand in a glove.
The new Secretary Of The Inferior was asked by the press how he felt to be at the left hand of The President of the United States and he clearly stated, “no, the steak tartare please”.
The more comfortable the Secretary Of The Inferior became the more cautious distrust appeared within the West Wing. In fact, down right suspiciousness of his intentions were felt and cloaked in plutocratic innuendo.
This type of approach to an obvious “outsider” was lost on the Secretary who felt that they liked him. But he started to isolate himself in the President’s office.
That suspicious attitude became more prevalent within the President himself.
However the Secretary Of The Inferior and Michelle became more ……..
Say ………… ahh, shall we say “friendly”?
Not being sure of the Secretary Of The Inferior’s intentions Obama started to take him with him whenever he traveled.
And then one day the President and the Secretary Of The Inferior were scheduled to fly to the Asian Conference in Kuala Lumpur.
Now in any Presidential Administration lots of stuff gets stolen. Paper clips, ball point pens, computers, ground-keeper tools, ballistic missiles, large sums of cash, larger sums of cash, cash of larger sums than that and one’s integrity.
The biggest surprise is that anyone noticed.
Immediately Congress formed two committees, one in the House and one in the Senate. Each committee member and staff took it upon themselves to fly to Kuala Lumpur to see where Air Force One should have landed if it hadn’t been stolen.
It was verified that there was NO, they repeated NO, Air Force One on any golf course in Kuala Lumpur.
Senator John McCain was unable to say, “The terrorist have been part of this Obama Administration for some time and the Ukrainian people need all ….. no, I mean Palestine has to be considered ….. no, I mean …”
The CIA, NSA, DIA, NGA, NRO, AFISRA, MI, MCIA, ONI, OICI, I&A, CGI, FB/NSB, DEA/ONSI, INR, and the TFI were all called into service but many of them were out of the office so a message was left with their respective receptionists. **
All of these agencies work separately and together to conduct intelligence activities and are under the I.C. which is headed by the DNI, who reports to the President.**
The FBI, DOS, DSS, IRS-CID, TIGTA, USMP, DOD, DCIS, CID, OSI, NCIS, DOJ, ATF, USDI, USDA, DOC, HHS, DHS, USCG, FPS, CGPD, CBP, ICE, USSS, SPS,USCP, USPIS were also all put on the case. **
It appears that the USPIS (United States Postal Inspection Service) may have not been necessary however Senator Diane Feinstein insisted that it was not because her husband was well invested in post offices that the agency must play a role. It was because of “. . . her keen concern to protect every woman and child of this great land”.
As Senator Feinstein did not say, “That plane could have been easily packed up in a pre-postage-paid-priority-mail-express-package and shipped to the Russians for all we know!”
As a result over seventeen million dollars will be allocated to throughly inspect ALL the P.O.Boxes in every post office within the United States.
Representative Robert Fuckoff (R) Ohio demanded that for national security concerns he would pursue drafting a bill to create an inspection team to investigate all “general delivery” windows of every post office in the United States.
During an impromptu stop over at the employee’s break room at Postal Inspection, Inc. Rep. Fuckoff stated, “This twenty-seven million dollar allocation bill will ensure that inspections would be conducted on all “general delivery” locations. What better way is there to protect our citizens from terrorists who want to harm our home-land?”
When the maimed-stream media asked about the rumor that his family was involved in Postal Inspection, Inc. Representative Fuckoff stated, “Those accusations have been made before!”
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A Special Blue Ribbon Committee was appointed immediately if not sooner by the President to “investigate the disappearance of Air Force One and The Secretary Of The Inferior” and to report back to him. The President insisted that the Committee’s work would be totally transparent and would be held in secret for national security reasons.
The maimed-stream media didn’t pursue the definition of transparent assuming the President is a Constitutional Scholar and knew the definition better than they.
Congress announced that it will immediately take up the issue of funding the Special Blue Ribbon Committee as soon as they return from their inter-session break and before their fall break. This leaves “. . . a corridor of six full hours” stated Senator DipStick (D) from Louisiana.
First there were the sightings.
(UPI) “They were ALL there”, said Jimmy Insano from DelRio, Texas. “Right out in front of the Dairy Queen! Elvis, bin Laden, Kennedy and the Secretary Of The Inferior!”
“I didn’t see no plane or anything like that …… but I didn’t go in the Dairy Queen. Sure, it could have been in there.”
The heat in DelRio at times reaches 135 degrees in the shade.
(The Sun, UK) “The chances of Air Force One being snatched from the sky by an alien space craft isn’t as far fetched as it may appear” says Jay Jay Johnson. “There have been sightings recently as far away as Denver”, he continued. “Space IS the final frontier, you know, and if and I’m saying IF, The Secretary Of The Inferior had been sent with a message to give to extraterrestrials, then why not?” Jay Jay Johnson concluded.
(New York Times) It was reported today that the Malaysian Government was asked by President Obama to assist in the tracking of the missing Air Force One. Critics say this new development has created perhaps a “hint” that the President isn’t sincere about finding the Secretary Of The Inferior.
President Obama’s new Press Secretary Josh Earnest, stated at todays news briefing that “. . . he was earnest that the President was earnest about the search for Air Force One as well as The Secretary Of The Inferior”.
This confused the White House Press Corp because they thought the President was not Earnest because Josh Earnest was Earnest. And Josh Earnest stated that he was earnest and the President was earnest as well. The White House Press Corp reiterated that Earnest was Earnest and Earnest was not Obama.
After forty-five minutes the Earnest – earnest conundrum was tabled until a later date.
(FOX News) Donald Rumsfeld was asked to comment on the incident and stated: “we know, there are known knowns; there are things that we know that we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns, the ones we don’t know we don’t know.”
And he continued, “The missing Secretary Of The Inferior is the ultimate in unknown unknowns, if you ask me.”
And of course, Dick Cheney was asked for comments on this new international mystery but was unable to make it to the interview because he had “left his heart in San Francisco” and hadn’t noticed until his flight was over Wisconsin. Which at that point had to turn his flight back to the West Coast.
footnotes:
* To catch up with The Secretary Of The Inferior refer back to: blog post, NEW EMPLOYMENT, NEW ECONOMY.
** Those are all investigating agencies of the United States Government. Tubularsock doesn’t have time to make that much shit up!
All photographs may look like they have been altered in some way. They have NOT! However they are a different angle from the original photo.
Photography is in the eye of the beholder.
TUBULARSOCK SAYS: WAR?
Posted: June 8, 2014 in Afghanistan, Bandar bin Sultan, Crimea, Cuba, Diane Feinstein, Dick Cheney, Drones, economics, General Stanley McChrystal, Guantanamo, GUATEMALA, IRAQ, ISRAEL, John Kerry, Leon Panetta, MILITARY JUSTICE, NSA, Obama, Oil, Pope, Pussy Riot, Ron Reagan, Russia, SYRIA, torture, U.S. Marines, UkraineTags: al Qaeda, barack obama, Benghazi, CIA, Diane Feinstein, Dick Cheney, drones, global arms trade, Human Rights American Failure, Iran, John McCain, libya, middle-east, Obama foreign policy, Putin, Russia, Syria, terrorism, Ukraine, war
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