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PRESIDENT DENNISON

Posted: March 22, 2018 in AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Asa Akira, dating, Donald Trump, Jessica Drake, MELANIA TRUMP, President Tweet, Psychology, psychomania, RELATIONSHIPS, SEXISM, Stormy Daniels, WOMEN ISSUES
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PRESIDENT DENNISON

 

Tubularsock is sitting at his desk in Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in the Underground Bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see BUNKER TOUR for background) and Tubularsock is in overwhelm.

Just how much information-shit can one person fill up with before an explosion takes place spreading information-shit all over the place?

You want school shootings? You’ve got school shootings.

You want white people bombings? You’ve got white people bombings.

You want the LAST white rhino dying? You’ve got the LAST white rhino dying.

Yeah, it is all happening and one could take comfort that solid leadership would at least set one’s mind at ease.

 And that is where PRESIDENT DENNISON comes into play.

You see traditionally there was an idea that the leader whether it was the local chief or the Grand Wizard or even a President or Prime Minister could “set the tone” for the society and create calm because someone was in charge.

But like Tubularsock said, that was a “traditional idea”. In truth it was untrue in the past and is still untrue. The difference today is most people know we are FUCKING IN TROUBLE!

There is NO ONE at the rudder and what’s more, it is now realized more and more by the masses that there is NO SHIP OF STATE for the rudder to direct a direction!

And even more frightening, there is no LEADERSHIP even to deceive all of us that there is a possibility for change. (Visualize a rubber raft headed toward Niagara Falls and the ONLY hope is that global warming will dry out the river before we get to the Fall’s edge.)

 

                                                                                                                                                              

L/R Stormy Daniels, Tubularsock, Asa Akira, Jessica Drake

                                            

 And that is where PRESIDENT DENNISON comes into play.

Do you recall as a child you had “imaginary friends”? Well this is not uncommon for many children. Sometimes more than one.

As one grows into adulthood those “imaginary friends” are incorporated into your regular mental chatter and are consumed so as in most cases forgotten.

BUT President Dennison has THREE “imaginary friends”.

His first one was John Barron. Back in the 1980s Barron would be introduced as a spokesperson for Trump. (In 2006, Trump named his youngest son Barron.)

This “spokesperson” would explain Trump’s actions to the press. (He was never seen, only heard by telephone and he sounded very much like Trump.)

And then in 1991 John Miller who was introduced as a “publicist” for Trump was brought in to explain to the press about the end of Trump’s marriage to Ivana and his rumored association with other women.

John Miller, as well, conducted his interviews over the phone and was never seen but, the funny thing was, he too sounded very much like Trump.

                                                                                                                                                                                                            

And that is where PRESIDENT DENNISON comes into play.

David Dennison IS Donald Trump ……. or could it be the other way around?

You see, it was David Dennison(aka Donald Trump aka John Barron aka John Miller) who was supposed to sign the 2016 non-disclosure agreement with Peggy Peterson(aka Stephanie Clifford aka Stormy Daniels) regarding her allegation that the two of them had an extramarital affair in 2006.

However David Dennison(aka Donald Trump aka John Barron aka John Miller) never signed the agreement! Which should make the agreement null and void. The verdict is still out.

 

So will the REAL DONALD TRUMP PLEASE STAND UP.

You can see why the Italian and Russian mafia gets along with this guy. With that many aliases he’s got to be a crook!

So President David Dennison (aka Donald Trump aka John Barron aka John Miller) has “imaginary friends” and just think of the savings to the United States. Four guys for the price of one.

And THAT IS WHY President Dennison changes his mind mid-sentence. He’s really FOUR and thus why golf is so natural FOUR him!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ARE YOU NUTS?

Posted: March 14, 2018 in AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Betsy DeVos, Birth Control, Delusional, Education, GUNS IN SCHOOL, NRA, President Tweet, Psychology, psychomania, Reading, RELATIONSHIPS, Uncategorized
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ARE YOU NUTS?

Well that didn’t take long!

It has only been a month.

The Parkland shooting has only increased the need for guns not the sensible other way around.

And maybe it is just a new wave of retroactive abortion.

You see regular abortion is MURDER of the fetus and respecting life is what we are all about. Right?

SURE IT IS.

Having guns in schools will diminish the youth population by just more shootings.

WHY?

It is a simple basic principle of supply and demand.

What good is a gun if you can’t use it? To sit and fondle it? Rub it up and down different body parts will only pacify a gun user just so much. And then, what always happens when you get yourself all worked up …….. RELEASE!

Arming teachers seems to be a solution. At least it is a SOLID stupid idea. Tubularsock can say that much for it.

Why not arm the homeless? Seems reasonable, right? Many homeless have been shot in the street so why not arm them?

Or the grocery clerk, the mail person, the crossing guard BUT NOT the Saloon Keeper. We need one safe place when we drink our whiskey!

In the last few days a teacher in California and a Virginia cop have accidentally discharged firearms inside their schools.

In California a 17 year old boy was hit in the neck by bullet fragments during a gun-safety course! Oops. This accident just happened after a teacher accidentally fired a semi-automatic handgun into the ceiling during a gun safety lesson. (Monterey County Herald)

The teacher also worked as a reserve police officer.

In Alexandria, Virginia a five year veteran of the Alexandria Police Department working as a school resource officer accidentally fired his gun inside his office in a 1,500-student middle school. No one was injured.

And in Michigan a sheriff left his loaded weapon in a bathroom which was found by a student who reported it to his teacher. Hey, shit happens.

So all three incidents in the past week were carried out by highly trained officers. Could that provide a clue to having an entire staff armed and dangerous?

And let us not forget Jesse Davidson, a 53-year-old social studies teacher from Alabama, who barricaded himself inside a classroom at Dalton High School with a gun. He wouldn’t let the students into the classroom and when the Principal attempted to enter with a pass key Davidson fired a random shot out the window. The police arrested him.

Seems that Davidson had some “issues”. A major one, most likely, teaching social studies in high school!

The great thing is that all of this is going on and it is just the tip of the ammunition dump or is that tip of the iceberg, whatever!

Arming the teachers?

Well it just brings Tubularsock back to retroactive birth control.

THE PLAN FOR OUR TIME.

IS NOTHING SACRED?

Posted: February 28, 2018 in AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Bull Shit, Delusional, Donald Trump, HOPE HICKS, House Intelligence Committee, President Tweet, Psychology, Reality, RELATIONSHIPS, Russia, SARAH SANDERS, Vladimir Putin
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IS NOTHING SACRED?

 

Oh sure, times have changed but really, is there nothing sacred any longer?

Hope Hicks, President Orange Tweets’ longest-serving and most trusted adviser
has stepped down from her position as White House communications director.

And it only took nine hours with the House Intelligence Committee to admit,
“that she was occasionally required to tell ‘white lies’ as part of her job”.

But she denied lying about anything relevant to the investigation into alleged Russian meddling in the 2016 election!

White House spokeswoman Sarah Sanders stated that Hope Hicks’s “. . . resignation was not connected to testimony she gave to the House Intelligence Committee on Tuesday.

Which is of course an OUT AND OUT LIE because Sarah Sanders’s job is to tell OUT AND OUT LIES not “white lies” which was Hope Hick’s job.

 

As you can see it is all very logical!

But really, talking about “MISSION IMPOSSIBLE”!

Communications Director for an inept imbecile?

This message will self destruct in three and a half seconds whether you take the mission or not ……… Poof!

 

DEATH CULT AMERICA

Posted: February 23, 2018 in Advertising, America Asleep, American Exceptionalism, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Assad, ASSAULT WEAPONS, CHEMICAL WEAPONS, CIA TERRORISTS, corruption, Donald Trump, FBI TERRORISTS, GUNS, Intolerance, Mental Health, Mike Pence, Mitch McConnell, NRA, POLICE MILITARIZATION, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, Rex Tillerson, Russia, Russia-Syria Chemicals, SYRIA, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., U.S. General's ethics, WAR CRIMES, War Criminals
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DEATH CULT AMERICA

 

Well “Mad dog Mattis”, our beloved Secretary of Defense, has admitted that the 80 plus living people who are dead now after President Dump bomb the Syrian Airbase with Tomahawk missiles in 2017 didn’t have to die.

Mattis, admits that THERE IS NO EVIDENCE ASSAD USED SARIN GAS ON HIS OWN PEOPLE IN 2013 OR IN 2017!

Remember that entire thing about Obomber’s “red line in the sand” and the criticism he received because HE DIDN’T bomb Syria for the gas attack in 2013. He didn’t have clear evidence that Assad really used sarin gas. And then later it was shown that “our” terrorists were the ones that used it.

So Obomber not retaliating was due to lack of clear evidence. And rather than blunder with death and destruction he stepped back.

However LittleLimpDickTrump RUSHED to bomb the Syrian Airbase and kill 80 plus people with no clear evidence that the Assad Government had done it. His action was ONLY because he wanted to ACT LIKE he had a large dick. Ask Stormy, he doesn’t!

No surprise there.

But “Mad dog” didn’t bother to explain how the United States was going to bring those 80 plus people back from the dead. Well, in truth he never really thought about the people.

He only admitted that the U.S. had no proof that Assad was involved.

Tubularsock is surprised that we didn’t rush off and bomb Afghanistan like Bush did after 9/11.

You see, The U.S. has to bomb somebody! It’s the MANLY thing to do.

That is what the presstitutes and the establish power structure calls “Presidential”!

And as “Mad dog Mattis has said, “Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.”

He is definitely a creepy little old limp prick!

 

But it is a systematic problem for the United States. We are a killing culture and it is condoned by the President and Congress.

AND the citizens of the U.S as well.

But the citizens of the U.S. don’t really care much if we kill random men, women, and children in those foreign countries because they somehow find themselves on the battlefield called THEIR COUNTRY and get themselves killed.

And it is agreed that America is in THEIR COUNTRY to save them from THEIR COUNTRY!

And the fact that they get dead by the United States because we are there to save them ……….

WELL …… that is their fault

But then WE have ANOTHER school shooting and the American citizen gets, well you know, all emotional and they feel something should be done.

But the President and Congress NEVER wants to face the gun issue because EVERYONE is just too emotional to clearly decide ANYTHING about guns at this point in the latest crisis.

 

Let step back and support and send our prayers and face this crisis when the emotions calm down.

WELL THE PROBLEM WITH THIS is when will our emotional free period show up.

There have been 17 school shootings this year alone and we are only in mid-February!

………………………………………

But rest assured that the gun issue CAN’T BE DEALT WITH BY CONGRESS AND THE PRESIDENT!

WHY?

Oh my, you still don’t know? Shame on you.

The gun issue can not be changed until we change THE SHOW!

And what’s the show that runs Congress and the President into INACTION?

 

 

13 RUSSIANS, A POEM

Posted: February 19, 2018 in America Asleep, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Donald Trump, President Tweet, RELATIONSHIPS, ROBERT MUELLER, Russia, Vladimir Putin
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13 Russians under my bed
there’s got to be three that really are red

Those Commie Pinkos are at it again
Trying to topple all of we Americans

Oh no you don’t hack our elections
We can do that by having no selections

One asshole is as bad as the next
But we are all free to make a select

Do you really think you can destroy us like that
We have enough guns to wipe ourselves out fast

The politicians offer up goodwill and prayer
As they carry their NRA money to their lairs

And fuck all the children, cripple, and poor
As Trump spends his time with a couple of whores

But it is all well and good as it should be
Because we got 13 Russians don’t you see?

And you may just wonder what’s that is to me
Those 13 Russians provide great levity

 

 

THAT WILL SHOW THEM!

Posted: February 17, 2018 in America Asleep, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Bernie Sanders, bull shit as an art form, CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM, corruption, Delusional, DEMOCRATS, Donald Trump, Education, FREEDOM, Hillary Clinton, jill Stein, President Tweet, Presidental Debate, Psychology, psychomania, RELATIONSHIPS, Russia, September 11, Vladimir Putin, VOTE, Voting, WOMEN ISSUES
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THAT WILL SHOW THEM!

 

Funny how this works. Not 12, not 14,  were indicted for manipulating social media to promote social division by mimicking grassroots political activity. All in favor of Trump?

So 13? Remember 9/11? Symbolically in your mind the sequence 911 = emergency.

And 13 symbolically means unlucky or “be careful”.

Oh please ………….. give Tubularsock a break here. Do “they” think this is going to work? That it is the evil Putin behind it all?

 

You have Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton running about the country LYING every third word for the entire election cycle.

You have Donald Trump grabbing pussy and flaunting his fat old orange body about like he was some savior or something.

You have Hillary Clinton cheating and manipulating the DNC with her cronies in tow.

You have the Democraps and the Replblican’ts spending billions of dollars to project total BULL SHIT onto the American citizen.

BUT IT IS 13 RUSSIANS THAT BROUGHT DOWN THE EMPIRE?

Lets stop right here and look at the number of PR firms that are employed by the CLOSED TWO PARTY SYSTEM. And what is the purpose of a PR firm?

A PR firm’s job is to lie, cheat, scam and manipulate by any means possible to make a product (candidate) look exceptionally good. In fact, THE BEST!

Using social media, news feeds, human interest stories the full spectrum. Tubularsock is talking about millions upon millions of dollars. Thousands of employees implementing and saturating positions and beliefs and ideas in order to make their product (candidate) look like the BEST candidate since sliced bread you’d ever seen.

BUT IT IS 13 RUSSIANS THAT BROUGHT DOWN THE EMPIRE?

And it was all done on social media?

Now so far there isn’t any hard cold evidence that has been presented to the public only words, and innuendo.

And just maybe we may be going after all this in an incorrect manner. Rather than looking at the scammers just maybe we should be looking at the scammed.

At what point ARE YOU responsible for common sense?

At what point ARE YOU responsible for making decisions by investigating information BEFORE you believe it?

At what point ARE YOU responsible for critical thinking?

Usually, most people tend to BELIEVE what they want to believe even when all the factual information is to the contrary. It is just easier.

Oh Hillary is a woman, that must be good!

Oh Donald is rich, that must be good!

Oh Bernie is a socialist, that must be bad!

Oh Jill sat at the same dinner table as Putin, that must mean something!

The entire thought pattern of the nation is continually manipulated at ever level whether it is standard jingoism and rally around the fucking flag to using the “best” tooth paste to show off your shit-eating-grin!

YOU are managed day in and day out!

BUT IT IS 13 RUSSIANS THAT BROUGHT DOWN THE EMPIRE?

Tubularsock is not being an alarmist here but you’d better wake the fuck up because there is ONLY TWO SIDES.

Those who control you,

And you.

And unfortunately you have acquiesced to slavery as freedom!

YOU DON’T THINK SO, DO YOU.

Well go watch the game and have another beer. That will show them!

 

NORTH KOREA IS CORRECT!

Posted: February 9, 2018 in America Asleep, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Donald Trump, Japan, KAREN PENCE, Mike Pence, MISSILES, North Korea, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, South Korea, WORLD PEACE
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NORTH KOREA IS CORRECT!

Our Vice President DensePence is in South Korea at the Olympics and of course “mother” is at his side in order to protect him from sexually “acting out” with other women.

Of course DensePence DIDN’T shake hands with North Korea’s ceremonial head of state, Kim Yong Nam but greeted or shook hands with all the other dignitaries. Thank God for “mother”! Just touching an Asian woman may send DencePense into sexual fantasies for all we know.

But DensePence still got his hard-on anyway when he reiterated Washington’s insistence that denuclearization by North Korea is a necessary condition for peace. Talking about playing with yourself!

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH …………

The United States released the US Nuclear Posture Review.

Within this review it is stated that the United States has “legitimized the first use of nuclear weapons against any opponent”.

And is going to spend trillions of dollars acquiring more nuclear weapons even though
ten percent of the existing U.S. arsenal is sufficient to destroy all life on earth.

 

 

Now reread the stated position of the United States above and then tell Tubularsock, WOULD YOU, AS NORTH KOREA, DENUCLEARIZE?

Now you can see why North Korea wants THE BOMB?

It sure doesn’t take a Rhodes Scholar to figure out why this “denuclearization by North Korea” is not going to happen!

And why should it? IT IS THE ONLY PROTECTION IT’S GOT!

 

KOREAN CRIP ALLOWED INTO TRUMP COUNTRY?

Posted: February 4, 2018 in America Asleep, American Exceptionalism, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, CHEMICAL WEAPONS, CIA TERRORISTS, Congress, Delusional, DEMOCRATS, Diplomacy, Donald Trump, ESPIONAGE, FBI TERRORISTS, Japan, KIM JONG UN, KOREA, Mental Health, MISSILES, North Korea, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, Religiosity, REPUBLICANS, Rex Tillerson, South Korea, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., THERAPY, WAR CRIMES, War Criminals, WORLD PEACE
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KOREAN CRIP ALLOWED INTO TRUMP COUNTRY?

 

If you hadn’t noticed a crippled Korean was allowed into the State of the Union address even though he was a former NORTH KOREAN.

Tubularsock thought we had a WALL to protect us from the “evils” of North Korea!

Come to find out the entire Congress are in favor of North Korean cripples. Or at least it appeared that way with all of them standing up and applauding. Damn!

Now don’t you worry ……. it wasn’t real, it was a sympathetic ploy for war and we ALL can stand united for that! Right?

It is just part of the old “North Korea is so brutal to THEIR OWN CITIZENS” that WE (AMERICA) must “protect” Koreans by bombing them back to the stone age in order to save them from their own evil government.

In a lot of ways it is Trump’s new campaign:

“MAKE MORE KOREANS CRIPPLED AGAIN”.

(Oh sure, Tubularsock has made hats!)

But this isn’t even that creative. It’s the old Iraq weapons of mass distraction ploy. Will Americans be fooled again ….. SO SOON?

Because the words have already been used pushing exactly the same bull shit. It is just OrangeFuck mouthing them.

Flash back to DumbFuckShrub, remember how Shrub explained that the Saddam Hussein regime “. . . ha(d) already used poison gas to murder thousands of its own citizens . . .”? (Of course after the Reagan Administration sold them the chemicals, you know for “farm” use.)

You see, this kind of imagery is the stepping stones to preparing the American citizens for another WAR to save humanity.

After all, we have to attack them there rather than have them right here in OUR HOMELAND!

 

Remember how this works?

But really, it’s too late!

“OUR”(?) President has already LET IN a North Korean Crip! They are already here!

But as President Dump put it, “North Korea’s reckless pursuit of nuclear missiles could very soon threaten our homeland . . .” He left out the classic line “in the shape of a mushroom cloud” that the Shrub Team used so effectively. Too bad.

And those North Koreans have AT LEAST one or two nukes compared to the U.S. nuclear arsenal which if placed end to end would reach to Mars and back BUT IT IS those North Koreans that are dangerous!

Hell somebody might REALLY USE THEM on civilians!

Oh, yeah ……. we already have …….. twice!

So why is Tubularsock supposed to be scared again?

Well, there IS A REASON TO BE SCARED …………………

President OrangeTweet picked Dr. Victor Cha for nomination as the U.S. Ambassador to South Korea.

Cha was vetted and has been approved by South Korea as well. Cha is a very capable and knowledgeable choice to be Ambassador and as American Ambassadors go maybe overqualified if there is such a thing.

So for OrangeTweet to pick him was a surprise to Tubularsock.

BUT as the world turns …….. a few days ago Cha was pulled from the list by the Trump Administration.

WHY? Sure you asked!

Because in private Dr. Victor Cha expressed concerns about a military strike approach to North Korea!

Well good bye, Victor!

It appears that the Trump Administration believes that a “bloody nose” strategy on North Korea is all that it will take to keep North Korea in line.

And the “bloody nose” strategy goes like this:

If in the future North Korea does a missile test or other provocative act the American response would be a carefully targeted attack on a North Korean military facility. But this is exactly why North Korea wants nuclear weapons! North Korea doesn’t want to be Syria or Iraq where the U.S. can bomb anytime it gets upset!. No, with nuclear weapons …….. the warmongering Americans have to think twice.

HAVING nuclear weapons keeps from being attacked at the whim of the U.S.! What is so difficult to understand here?

Now if one reverses this Trump-esque insanity:

If the U.S. happened to do something that North Korea took as a provocative act and North Korea responded by “carefully targeting” a U.S. ship to show their disapproval, just what do you think the U.S.response would be?

Yep!

So, how can it be assumed that an irrational Kim Jong-un, as he is portrayed, would take it all in stride and not assume that this “selected rational limited attack” wasn’t a full out attack and in response start a war that kills hundreds of thousands of North and South Korean civilians and large numbers of US troops in a matter of hours?

AND THE ENVELOPE PLEASE ……………….

BOOOOOOOOM!

 

REMEMBER SYRIA?

Posted: January 26, 2018 in America Asleep, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Assad, boots on the ground, CIA Drugs, CIA TERRORISTS, corruption, Donald Trump, Drones, economics, FBI TERRORISTS, Flight MH17, Foreign Policy, George Bush, Henrey Kissinger, Hillary Clinton, Iran, IRAQ, ISIS, ISRAEL, Mercenary army, Obama, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, Rex Tillerson, September 11, SYRIA, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., Ukraine, WAR, War Criminals
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REMEMBER SYRIA?

The question of the hour …… WHEN IS INTERVENTION in someone else’s country not a war?

 

Somehow Tubularsock recalls Fat-Tweet-Trump on the campaign trail in October of 2016 saying, “What we should do is focus on ISIS. We should not be focusing on Syria, you’re going to end up in World War III over Syria if we listen to Hillary Clinton.”

Well, Tubularsock figures that FTT did listen to Hillary Clinton and this last week Secretary of State Rex Tillerson announced that the United States with several thousand troops on the ground in Syria will keep those troops there until the government of President Bashar al-Assad is overthrown.

 

So now, WE ARE BACK TO REGIME CHANGE again.
Though in truth we never really left the idea … and like Obummer before him, Orange Tweet just lied.

Which makes him in with Obummer and the Witch Clinton. However Trump’s stay in Syria will be the most “Bigly” stay “Ever”! No one’s stay in Syria has EVER been as BIGLY!

Just goes to show you how weak and slimy Fat-Tweet-Trump happens to be. All the signs of a small dick. Thank you Stormy.

But Tubularsock would say that Secretary of State Rex Tillerson statement is what really takes the cake as when he spouted, “President Bashar al-Assad regime is corrupt, and its methods of governance and economic development have increasingly excluded certain ethnic and religious groups.”

And Saudi Arabia? Israel? Ukraine? Sounds pretty close to all of them but we’re not sending troops into those “allies” countries, now are we …… yet.

It appears that Tillerson is getting confused between the actions of the Assad Administration and the actions of the Trump Administration and their social and economic policies toward their respective citizens.

Oh well, who counts?

So let’s get real and down right personal. Has a Syrian EVER caused YOU any harm in your entire life?

Well?

You see, that is why 9/11 shouldn’t be taken so seriously by Americans. Our country 9/11’s Syria EVERYDAY and that seems to be accepted by the American public. So let’s get over those damn 3000 dead and move on.

The U.S. 9/11’ed Iraq, Libya, and even Yemen and we want to push on to Iran!

And you recall the American’s silly question after 9/11, right?

“Why did they attack us?”
And the Bush Administration said it was BECAUSE OF OUR FREEDOM?

Yeah …… our freedom to blow them up at will. Our freedom to “influence” their elections. Our freedom to take their resources.

If this question and answer seems ridiculous to you then you are on the correct track.

If this is still your question, then ask yourself which country in the world has been at war 222 out of 239 Years of its existence? Our country has been at war 93% of our time calculated as of March 19, 2017. (http://freakonometrics.hypotheses.org/50473)

AND MANY OF THESE WARS THE U.S. WERE THE AGGRESSOR!

MAYBE MOST IF THE OVERALL VIEW IS TAKEN INTO CONSIDERATION.

 

And our goal is to destabilize the country or regions in order to control. The United States has no interest in the people but with their resources and geographic positioning.

That is why we’ll bomb a village, town, or city to “save” it! OH, but ONLY in the name of humanity!

So in truth 9/11 was just “blowback” we deserved.
But American’s were made to believe that “THEY” did it to us!
THE DECEIVED ARE DIRECTED MORE EASILY!

 

THE MISSIONARY POSITION

Posted: January 23, 2018 in American Dream, American Exceptionalism, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Donald Trump, ENLIGHTENMENT, ethics training, Ivanka Trump, KAREN PENCE, MELANIA TRUMP, Mike Pence, President Tweet, PRESIDENTIAL LEGACY, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, THERAPY, WOMEN ISSUES, Women's vote
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THE MISSIONARY POSITION

 

Tubularsock was sittin’ around looking over the sophisticated political system of the United States and just wondered how one would teach 8th grade civics in today’s environment.

Well Tubularsock would work out a simple lesson plan for the students to understand how their political system works.

So first throw out all that bull shit about the “three branches of government” and get right down to the facts and Tubularsock can guarantee that Tubularsock’s class would be on the edge of their seats.

Name any 8th grade civics instructor who could EVER say that?

Tubularsock would first introduce Stormy Daniels and the Porn Star Party and their influence on the entire Executive Branch.

For example the “Vice” President’s job is to, well, explain “VICE”. And explaining that the current President of the United States liked to be SPANKED with a copy of Fortune 500 Magazine is just the beginning. And specifically a Fortune 500 Magazine with a picture of himself, his son and his daughter on the cover. (Hello, is Sigmund Freud in?)

The President of the United States likes to grab a woman’s pussy because women will let him because he’s IMPORTANT. (Oh, Sigmund. Thanks for taking Tubularsock’s call.)

And the President even compared Stormy to his daughter Ivanka. (Well, Sigmund this may take longer than that.)

Now you know how it goes. At least one student would raise their hand with a question.

But in this case they’d be a roomful of hands in the air and thus Tubularsock can guarantee that the students would have a difficult time splitting themselves between texting and paying FULL attention to Tubularsock’s lesson in progress.

At this point, Tubularsock would introduce the concept of the Constitutional position of Church and State. And of course Tubularsock would explain the “missionary position” to his students which according to what Stormy Daniels said, “The sex? “Nothing crazy. It was one position, what you would expect someone his age to do.”

So now that Tubularsock has summarized the President’s roll-in-the-hay so to speak Tubularsock will move on to Bible Thumpen’ Pence.

Sure, he is a right wing Christian which naturally breeds hypocrisy. That is what they have always represented. It is part of their belief system.

And Pence is perfect because he can’t even let himself have dinner alone IN A RESTAURANT with another woman, other than his wife, for fear of his “manliness” overtaking him and fucking her over his hot potato and hash! (at least in his sick little mind)

 

And “Mother”as he calls his wife (and this too, Sigmund) may even spank him with the Bible when he’s a naughty little fucker. And far be it for Tubularsock to know those details but according to officials who spoke on condition of anonymity in order to discuss internal protocol there are things we know and then there are things we don’t know and then there are things we know we don’t know.

THAT is one of THOSE things!

Well, just as it was getting to a natural climax the bell rings and just like Pavlov Dogs the well “trained” students march out of the room to their next class.

Education has always been about “training” stupid!

Learning,  you have to do on your own!

 

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