Posts Tagged ‘drones’
TUBULARSOCK SAYS: DIP-POLMACY
Posted: December 1, 2014 in American Exceptionalism, Crimea, Economy, Flight MH17, Guantanamo, Iran, IRAQ, ISIS, ISRAEL, John Kerry, Neo-Nazi, Obama, Pussy Riot, Russia, Russia-Syria Chemicals, Stuxnet, SYRIA, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., torture, Ukraine, Ukrainian Gold, Vladimir Putin, War WorkTags: barack obama, CIA, drones, Human Rights American Failure, Iran, Kim Kardashian, libya, middle-east, North Africa, Obama foreign policy, Putin, Russia, Syria, terrorism, Ukraine, war
A BOT IN TIME
Posted: November 24, 2014 in Advertising, CYBER-ATTACKS, Drones, economics, Economy, EMPOLYMENT, KnightscopeTags: current-events, drones, Knightscope, Robots
Tubularsock was sitting reading the German press and ran across this story. The interesting thing is that Tubularsock’s top floor corner office overlooking Washington D.C. from Oakland, CA is a stones throw from Mountain View as the crow flies.
And it took the Germans to fill Tubularsock in on a local story.
A few side notes. Mountain View is a traffic infested dumpy little town south of San Francisco and for the life of Tubularsock where a view of a “mountain” comes into the picture is beyond me!
Yes, the coast range moves along the coast but “mountain” is an exaggeration to say the least.
That being said Knightscope has in reality created seven K5 robots and four of them have already been ordered for use at a technology company.
A K5 is about as tall as a person and is designed to “act friendly and threatening at the same time”. Kind of like your mother-in-law on Thanksgiving!
These little guys are packed with cameras, microphones, weather sensors, navigation equipment and electric motors which allows a K5 to slide on rollers across the floor or parking lot and evaluate it’s surroundings and they are programmed to detect “abnormal behavior”, sure …….. No, these aren’t the droids you’re looking for …..
According to the U.S. Census there are about a million people that work in sentry type jobs in security companies. K5 can do this type of work for less than half the cost of a living person. Their battery lasts for 24 hours and is programed to go to the charging station when low. Recharge time takes 15 minutes. Hey! Every worker needs a break!
And that is exactly why Tubularsock came up with the idea of unionizing them. That, and the fact that a K5 isn’t armed yet. So to organize them is still safe for Tubularsock. But of course drones weren’t armed when they started out either ……… the possibilities are unlimited!
Just a matter of time …….. and as long as the Grand Jury is filled with BOTS there won’t be any indictment against a K5 either!
TUBULARSOCK SAYS: MID-EAST POLICY
Posted: November 22, 2014 in Abu Bakr Al-Bagdadi, Afghanistan, Assad, Bagdad, Bandar bin Sultan, boots on the ground, Bull Shit, CIA TERRORISTS, Drones, FBI TERRORISTS, George Bush, Guantanamo, Hamid Karzai, HEZBOLLAH, Iran, IRAQ, ISIS, ISRAEL, Joe Biden, John Kerry, John MaCain, Kim Kardashian, Obama, Oil, PALESTINIANS, SYRIA, torture, War CriminalsTags: al Qaeda, barack obama, Benghazi, Big Oil, Bradley Manning, CIA, Dick Cheney, drones, global arms trade, Human Rights American Failure, Iran, John McCain, Keystone XL pipeline, libya, middle-east, Obama foreign policy, Syria, terrorism
TUBULARSOCK SAYS: REALLY?
Posted: October 20, 2014 in Drones, Flight MH17, Fukushima, Guantanamo, ISIS, NSA, Obama, Russia, SYRIA, torture, Ukraine, XL PipelineTags: barack obama, Benghazi, drones, Human Rights American Failure, NSA, Obama foreign policy, Syria, Ukraine
MITIGATING EVIL
Posted: October 17, 2014 in Abu Bakr Al-Bagdadi, Afghanistan, Assad, Bagdad, Bandar bin Sultan, boots on the ground, Bull Shit, CHEMICAL WEAPONS, CIA TERRORISTS, Diane Feinstein, Dick Cheney, Don Rumfeld, Drones, economics, FBI TERRORISTS, Guantanamo, Iran, IRAQ, ISIS, ISRAEL, James Clapper, Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian, Neo-Nazi, NSA, Obama, Oil, Russia, Russia-Syria Chemicals, SYRIA, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., The Matrix, torture, UkraineTags: al Qaeda, barack obama, CIA, Dick Cheney, drones, global arms trade, Human Rights American Failure, Kim Kardashian, middle-east, Putin, Russia, Syria, terrorism, Ukraine
You know Tubularsock has been thinking about ISIS because Tubularsock doesn’t know what action is the patriotic thing to do.
Too much thinking CAN spoil the broth.
ISIS on the one hand is the evil of all evils. Or is that Dick Cheney? God! I get them so confused. ISIS on the other hand is the creation of the US, UK, and Israeli intelligence apparatus or at least that is what has been revealed by the leaked NSA documents by Edward Snowden. (Thanks Ed.)
The US, UK, and Israeli intelligence apparatus created a strategy known as the hornet’s nest in order to attract the fundamentalists from around the world to Syria to overthrow Assad’s Government.
Now does Tubularsock support ISIS because America created them or does Tubularsock not support ISIS because they are the most evil of evils, except for Dick Cheney? What would a real patriot do?
You see the U.S. wants a U.S.-friendly government in Syria. You know like a puppet government that would not cooperate with Iran and block the oil pipeline that is being built. If the Assad government had gone along with the U.S. and did their bidding then Syria would be classified as a wonderful world government. You know like Israel, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and Kuwait all with police state governments. But that works for the United States much like the newly American created neo-nazi government now in the Ukraine.
The United States support of oppressive governments is done because it’s GOOD FOR BUSINESS but the mantra has always been that we are doing this to BRING DEMOCRACY to the people.
You guessed it ……. the mantra, in truth, goes like this:
BULL SHIT, BULL SHIT, BULL SHIT, BULL SHIT, BULL SHIT, BULL SHIT, BULL SHIT …
Try it …………… no, aloud. It’s got great rhythm like most truth does.
Now anyone who is just this side of mental retardation knows all this already. But Tubularsock likes to keep his eye on the prize and that is that repetition keeps the facts from falling down that sucking rabbit hole. You see once the news cycle spins the bull shit to scare you then they move on and funny thing ……. they don’t review. Especially when the “new facts” show that the stories being pushed are FALSE. It’s called propaganda.
Which brings Tubularsock to this, that may have been skipped over by the maimed-streamed-media. A document released by NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden revealed that Ibrahim al Samarrai AKA Abu Bakr al Baghdadi, the man who leads ISIS, is an intelligence asset. Well imagine that!
An Intelligence Asset? You know, a CIA patsy. And he is the guy that is leading this evil of all evil (besides Dick Cheney) military operation.
Funny story, Abu Bakr al Baghdadi was radicalized by the 2003 invasion of Iraq and was captured in 2005 and spent four years in the United States’ Camp Bucca where he was constantly humiliated by the American forces much like the torture and humiliation conducted at Abu Ghraib Prison.
So here we have exactly why attacking and bombing isn’t effective. By doing it it only creates more terrorists and humiliation is a very powerful factor in solidifying resolve.
It has been reported that ISIS has grown in number by over 6000 since the beginning of this American bombing escapade. Now exactly what is it about the reality that bombing and drones create MORE terrorists that the Western mind doesn’t seem to understand?
It was reported around September 8th that Abu Bakr al Baghdadi had been killed by the American bombing but it still hasn’t been officially confirmed. But even if this is true Tubularsock hopes we don’t have to go through that same silly game that we did with Osama bin Laden’s death —— do you recall, he was reported “confirmed-dead” seven times! And now that he is reported at the bottom of the sea we still can’t say for sure that he isn’t hiding out in Geneva, Switzerland.
And did “killing” bin Laden even matter to al Qaeda? Nope!
And if true, will Abu Bakr al Baghdadi death matter to ISIS? Nope!
And if someone on Halloween reaches into Dick Cheney’s chest cavity and rips out his previously-owned heart and eats it ……… will that end evil? Well, Tubularsock thinks it may be a good start!
TUBULARSOCK SAYS: FOREIGN POLICY?
Posted: October 15, 2014 in Advertising, Afghanistan, American Exceptionalism, Assad, Bagdad, Bandar bin Sultan, boots on the ground, Bull Shit, Chemical Warfare, CIA Drugs, CIA TERRORISTS, Cuba, CYBER-ATTACKS, Death Valley Days, Diane Feinstein, Dick Cheney, Economy, FBI, FBI TERRORISTS, Flight MH17, freedom of the press, Guantanamo, GUATEMALA, Iran, IRAQ, ISIS, ISRAEL, Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian, Michelle Obama, Neo-Nazi, NSA, Obama, Oil, PALESTINIANS, Russia, SYRIA, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., The Matrix, torture, U.S. General's ethics, War CriminalsTags: al Qaeda, barack obama, bull shit, CIA, Dick Cheney, drones, Human Rights American Failure, middle-east, NSA, Obama foreign policy, Rule of Law, Russia, Syria, terrorism, Ukraine
TUBULARSOCK SAYS: DIRECTION
Posted: October 13, 2014 in Afghanistan, American Exceptionalism, Assad, Bagdad, Central Bank, Chemical Warfare, CHEMICAL WEAPONS, CIA Drugs, CIA TERRORISTS, Climate, Cuba, Drones, Ebola, economics, Economy, FBI TERRORISTS, FED, Ferguson, Flight MH17, Fukushima, Health, Iran, IRAQ, ISIS, ISRAEL, James Clapper, Joe Biden, NATO, Neo-Nazi, NSA, Nuremberg Trials, PALESTINIANS, POLICE MILITARIZATION, REPUBLICANS, Russia, Secret Service, SOLITARY CONFINEMENT, SYRIA, Ukraine, War Criminals, XL PipelineTags: al Qaeda, barack obama, Big Oil, CIA, Diane Feinstein, Dick Cheney, drones, FBI, global arms trade, Human Rights American Failure, Keystone XL pipeline, middle-east, NSA, Obama foreign policy, Syria, terrorism, Ukraine, world peace treaty
NEWS BEFORE IT HAPPENS: SECRETARY OF THE INFERIOR ASKS . . .
Posted: September 17, 2014 in boots on the ground, CIA TERRORISTS, Drones, FBI TERRORISTS, IRAQ, ISIS, NATO, SYRIATags: al Qaeda, barack obama, drones, Human Rights American Failure, Obama foreign policy, Syria
NEWS BEFORE IT HAPPENS: SECRETARY OF THE INFERIOR ASKS . . .
The Tubularsock News Team has just reported that our “insider” has just provided an actual photo and translation of a recent incident within the White House.
This document has been examined by Tubularsock and has been deemed authentic.
You have heard it first from TUBULARSOCK’S NEWS BEFORE IT HAPPENS!
STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER DEVELOPMENTS ……… THIS IS LIVE COVERAGE BUT A LITTLE LATER …….
TIME MACHINE DISCOVERED
Posted: September 4, 2014 in American Exceptionalism, CIA TERRORISTS, CYBER-ATTACKS, debt, economics, Economy, ethics training, Fiscal cliff, FREEDOM, freedom of the press, Gulag mentality, ISIS, Joe Biden, John Kerry, Kayne West, Kim Kardashian, Neo-Nazi, NSA, Nuremberg Trials, Obama, OccupyWall Street, Quantitative Easing, Ron Reagan, Russia, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., The Matrix, tortureTags: al Qaeda, barack obama, Big Oil, CIA, drones, global arms trade, Human Rights American Failure, middle-east, Rule of Law, Russia, terrorism, war
Now here is something that you won’t believe. Tubularsock has discovered an operative TIME MACHINE. Hey really, it is up and running and YOU haven’t even noticed!
It’s amazing at several levels. First, it’s right in front of you. Second, you don’t have to climb into it. Third, it is operating as Tubularsock writes this information to you.
Fasten your seat belt, expect tubebulence!
It appears to Tubularsock that this new 21st century TIME MACHINE was plugged in a long time ago maybe all the way back to Babbling-Alzheimer-Ridden Reagan but no matter, it is manifesting NOW so that is where we are in TIME MACHINE present moment time!
The United States has become a combination of (perhaps due to cross wiring within the TIME MACHINE) the end of the Roman Empire combined with the ultimate Fascist State. ( jump back, fucking Hitler!)
The government and the corporation are one and the same, hence: Fascism!
Now, Tubularsock knew there’d be doubters.
Fucking look at the facts …………. everything the United States Government does is TO PROTECT NATIONAL INTERESTS.
Now the American public THINKS that THAT is them but it is not! PROTECT NATIONAL INTERESTS is capitalistic profit and control speak for their profit and their control! That is the reality, period!
The United States Empire Direction is crumbling and this was foretold by putting a BLACK Man in the WHITE House. See the color contrasting problem?
The White Power Structure needed a scapegoat so what better scapegoat than a Black Man. Especially a Black Man who only looks FORWARD! (He’d fucking freak out if that fucker looked back!)
And just like the Roman Empire we have troops and mercenaries throughout the world destabilizing areas so to conquer them as servant-states. (in the old days they were called colonies but we’re past that, we’re modern!)
ALSO our economy and monetary policies are crumbling because we have sunk to a belief that denial is the operative solution.
It is all falling apart as it did for the Romans. Wow, time flies …………
At the same time as the Roman Empire is crumbling (476 C.E.) and the Fascist State is solidifying (1930’s AD) we have a Caliphate forming before our very eyes. We are talking about the 600 BC here!
Wow! This TIME MACHINE is awesome!
No really, tell Tubularsock ……… how often have you seen the fall of the Roman Empire, the rise of the Fascist State and the formation of a Caliphate ALL AT THE SAME TIME?
Which only goes to prove that TIME IS AN ILLUSION.
But this is the 21st Century for Christ sake! Top this:
Add to all of this THE COLD WAR!
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, THE COLD WAR too!
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You get the rise of the Fascist State …..
You get the formation of a Caliphate …..
AND THE COLD WAR TOO!
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Ok, Tubularsock got a little carried away here. Shows you what happens when the dream of short term profit overcomes long term thinking.
In such a short time period the U.S. came from “saving the world” from the clutches of evil Fascism and destroying Communism to being the ultimate Fascist-Police-State and attempting to bomb-drone-and-torture the world into lockstep-order TO PROTECT OUR NATIONAL INTERESTS.
Well it’s not working. Self interest will win the day and it may be a surprise but other countries in the world have their own self interests too.
It will be fun to see Germany, Russia, and China form an economic bloc. The old day fascists and commies finding their home grown roots against the present day U.S. fascist-police state.
What will the TIME MACHINE show us next? Just maybe Tubularsock will have figured out the dials and buttons in the TIME MACHINE by then. Ahh, what adventures await.
Tubularsock 